DM'ing 100 Footballers To See Who Would Reply (IT WORKED)

i've actually already sent my first dm to a footballer so 99 to go my goal today is to dm as many footballers as possible without ruining a career basically the opposite of these two okay so first off i'm going to start off with harry maguire sorry to hear about the mykonos scrap mate for the record do you know who i am doesn't work on jersey bounces either you could message aubameyang you know the the classic mum or grandma being locked in the cage i'll release so when you sign the new contract yeah good it's such a funny photo it's just amazing signed a thing or she stays there for another week yes to eric dyer god save the queen with the link to that youtube video for him tackling sergio ramos on like his own six yard box harry kane play this game where we take a shot each time you score against arsenal been on the waiting list for a liver transplant for about a year now and then just follow it up with penalty merchants i'm not going to do that still should have squared it oh i've spent 14 days trying to nail your mouth twitch and still can't do it i haven't seen the kids in weeks thierry please help me maybe bird camp yes or no was jeremy lynch better than you on the ball according to big wing anything for louis suarez come to arsenal mate play against liverpool and have the chance to bite the hand that used to feed you it's actually quite good that is stupendous message peter crouch i'd be a version too if it wasn't for football it's not even untrue hello mate if you ever fancy the easiest w of your life i'd love to take you on the heading challenge sometime i want for david lewis is quite good fancy a knuckleball challenge i've got 33 footballs and some hedges with our names on them kieran tierney scotland one guarantee oh that should invite some nice dislikes should message mickel artesa just saying dad daddy the connotations on that are a bit sorry i'm just busy messaging and bapping you'll never be the next thierry henry until you join the gunners mate just a thought i think we should probably turn to the big one lionel messi what are we saying selena mercy from one person who needed growth hormones to another let's go with is it true you're off to the prem or coming too yeah coming soon this screenshot was going to be a far better source of clickbait when we recorded it and largely was the reason i'm doing this video so thanks bartimeo for balotelli this is probably the best one we have i'm going to send him why always me when the toilet paper breaks and my finger enters the shadow rail [Laughter] and shaqiri i get this a lot in my notifications so um i've just gone with the spider-man meme nice short and sweet with that one so anything else we've come up with for lewandowski you could have killed thanos and they still wouldn't have given you the ballon d'or mate to matthew flammani nix was it like renewable energy or like biofuel or something yeah yeah yeah yeah he's been doing that since he's retired talk about glow ups my man went from dm at the emirates to one of the avengers erling harnand i think i think you should just send him that emperor palpatine van dyke virgil more like virgin that's such a funny idea but i just can't serge gnabry well done on the champions league mate maybe now you can make the step up to the hawthorns bruno fernandes score at southampton then i'll be impressed verso firmino i'm gonna slide in and just simply ask for his dentist's number we then recorded for another three hours and then i received this which unfortunately means i'm gonna have to sort of fill in ollie's commentary as best i can for him i was trying to search up like some young footballers that potentially might follow me oh i know a thing or two about young boys zhao felix who plays atletico madrid follows me on insta so that's cool he doesn't follow any other youtubers me and the f2 just the lads die gareth bale who i did actually have a good chat with about golf on the shoot that i was on with him uh just give me a shout if you fancy round of golf sometime mate easyjet majority jersey is fairly cheap and imagine you're getting a bit bored of the courses over there let's move on to gretzka because like obviously there's been a lot about him and his like body transformation for one alpha mate you smashed the body transformation mate don't worry people accuse me of roids too and then i'm gonna attach the thumbnail to my body transformation haters gonna hate my g great now i've got a semi alphonso davis has two more followers on top i'm just gonna go with love the tick tocks mate congrats on the champions league smashing it everywhere for sergio ramos i am first of all just going to send him a screenshot of one of his instagram posts recently followed by the meme of someone pushing the upgrade button and then a photo of gareth southgate below it was hurried up any ideas for vardy then i might as well not be here you've single-handedly come up with all of them so far dad i've already seen one man run faster than your 33 my dad when i was born he'll look forward to opening that one chris smalling anime just a shower halls not that i think about you in the showers i should think of what happens after wembley cup stays at the flickr have you ever considered changing your name to chris talling unfortunately i'm actually opening that christine pulisic had american pancakes just had such a big dumb that time [Music] another banger any ideas for sakura or robertson who do you reckon puts in a mean across you or unai emery at left-back just for the record this is when i fully lost it with unai emery for those of you that don't get that reference there's lots of video abunai every swinging in mean crosses from left back for no apparent reason now i can't lie this next one was a cracker and it was totally olly left back left wing right wing dot dot dot the last time i saw someone play the field that well was when i was 18. that one maybe yep get a good look everyone oh i was actually whiter than i am now ryan kent i'm just going to go with more like ryan can't ever miss on fifa 20. vegeta is another one how much do i have to crowdfund to get you to retire from football before october my mom said if i tomahawk hell with the controller again she'll take the xbox away uh what about bojan hi mate was it cold during the winter in stoke oh it did the fires keep you lot warm everybody yes or no was one of your season objectives bring an end to the age of men i think i should probably do something that i actually might get responses from there are a few people who genuinely follow me so first of all mason mount talk to him a couple times over whatsapp because we are great pals oh no but he released the england kit the other day and yes yes surely some free kicks scored in there soon we then hit up lucas padolski and told him his left foot hits harder than my dad after the fourth stellar and that north london was the same color as my broken nose yeah who's a player in like fifa 13 he's just mickely nice to slide into your dms for once instead of your legs to stop you scoring another hat trick against me on fifa 13. fabregas what an absolute goat just came across one of the greatest premier league goals ever it was a link to the premier league account tweeting about his solo goal against spurs one of my best moments ever as an arsenal fan and then followed up with hope your bell mate felipe santana i was just going to send him a photo of david luiz and felipe santana with the caption a stronger pairing than my divorced parents victor ababo you owe me six xbox 360 controllers mate and 60 000 in damage to my mental well-being feel free to reimburse whenever oh santee santi has the same amount of followers as me actually i think we know who's more relevant him i said i said we didn't get to see you in arsenal shouts again even named pet after you please don't block me so you won yeah you weren't really clear last time do you want audio with this one nor are you not too fussed flights to nottingham aren't that expensive should we message like on the brazilian fullback and ask him is ollies the question is is ollies oh we need to send garlic i'm gonna try and get through to him on something that uh you know we both have in common so i've gone with if we're both organ donors then one day nasa will have the receivers to pick up extra terrestrial messages for the first time send them a photo of you before your ear up cracking pear on him neymar what can we send neymar could just go something like got a mate who's a burnley fan who says he couldn't hack it in england would love to see you and leo signed the city in 6 17 past them so i can see a grown man cry sterling what can we say to raheem kind of like raheem sterling handshaking ginger people and then just uh getting relentlessly by the sun yes next under the radar was wilfred zaha mate your pace is as blistering as the hot sands of the zahara desert [Laughter] oh wilfred's wilfred zahar doesn't allow oh can't allow new message requests from everyone oh that's because he got racially abused that's a bit sad you should message anthony martial with uh hey anthony do you think that if people can't learn to follow all the covid rules that we're gonna have to declare martial law yep hit on a miss damn it theo walcott hey mate your pace is as blistering as the hot sands of the warcock no hello mate wondering if you'd like to replace ollie as my goalkeeper we left him locked in a car without opening the window to iron robin be honest to the nearest five years when did you last use your right foot to david beckham obviously just the standard how does it feel being the scorer of the second best charity goal ever moving on to manuel neuer exercising for 24 hours i think currently sat on 600k danny ceballos's loan was announced today you coming alone for another season just decided the name of my firstborn the beauty of danny is that it fits girl or boy i did tweet that so i've technically kind of cheated there next up we're going to go with ainsley maitland-niles firstly i'm going to send him is a compilation of these penalties that he's taken just ordered sticks and sushi and they've forgotten the story could you spare us some of your sauce please james rodriguez is going to everton could send something to him how many times have you watched your goal in one day i picked 148 of mine in one day of lockdown pk i'm just gonna say just well done mate that's all thomas muller i find that quote worries um we don't want to give them any hope quote oh yeah yeah thomas mueller's social media team when i hope for a reply oh i've just found a thing of something saying coutinho's transformation though and i'm just gonna send them the exact same that i sent to goretzka congrats on the transformation mates if you want pete hmu from one alpha male to another should message patrick schick saying uh when's the next this week on the internet coming when's the next this week on the internet mate enough of this bel delphine simping henderson if you refuse fruits you'd be a passion fruit but obviously i've spelt it p-a-s-h-u-n fairly sure that's a sweet potato but i'm gonna go for it oh rashford wish i had my life together as well as you at 22 doing great things off the pitch message ramsay saying it's safe to come home he's gone aaron you're safe now you can come home or declan rice i might just send a message then good luck for the three lines this week mate message rob holding maybe lovely to see you back in the team from countrymate just go through teams spurs what other sparse players can do oh i'm thinking you know um they made that video without deleting all the articles yeah looking forward to your 94th minute overhead kick own goal at the emirates hashtag once a gunner always a gunner okay right i think that probably concludes the evening for us for now ollie has the body of an 84 year old so after nine o'clock he's basically useless for recording so he went to bed and i continued slogging it out to get to that 100. okay i'm now going with wayne rooney can't believe we haven't done him yet i have had a bone to pick with my uncle since my book signing got the doctor's details who did your hair transplant my uncle is desperate and that's not even a joke here it is robert pierro is from the center i'm just gonna go with forgot to say thanks to follow a while back mate because i did heroes was nice enough to take a photo with like my family and my dad and my dad was just fanboying i hope you're well it was a great day when liverpool finally lost against watford last year to raheem sterling i've just gone with let me know if you guys need a crowdfund set up to bring leo to the prem we'll happily help now zhao felix geoffrey looks does like him just doesn't like pack openings on his youtube channel like what is 20 20. at this point i'm not even doing this for the video i'm just trying to make business contacts so i'm just gonna go with fancy fifa 21 pack opening phil foden is a quality player does follow two things so there's a there's a chance that he knows who i am foden has just been called up to the england squad for the first time so just gonna go with good luck this week mate can't wait to watch you for the three lines with jaden sancho i'm just going to go plenty of ankles broken in there soon uh it's i don't really have anything better at this point i've just made a group chat with 10 of the best goalkeepers in the world recycling content at this point hello lance just wondering if any of you fancy signing as my goalkeeper we accidentally locked dolly in the car without opening a window all right that has killed ten birds with one stone there to finish all of this off i've put together the entire barcelona squad into one chat and sent them argus filch once again a lot funnier last week so that is the end of the dmx it's quite late so i'm gonna wait a few days and see how many responses we get we have had a response so far oh yes it's possibly the greatest one we could have had oh no sorry our test is saying dad no but it was me saying to lucas padolski your left foot hits harder harder than my dad on the fourth stella [Laughter] which he has liked and then i responded with and then i followed up with hashtag north london is red and so is my broken nose he responded with the bomb emoji and the red emoji for north london being read what a hero this man this man has played in like like world cup finals world cup semi-finals scored against won multiple trophies why is he respect he's got 4.4 million followers why is he responding to me oh sh zechariah said my bro appreciate it mate thank you you don't even understand i've been watching your videos for years what that is insane what the hell jesus christ phil phone just messaged back oh my god this has gone so much better than i could have hoped you're supposed to be at england camp go to bed [Music] he just said a lot of thanks a very good pairing with david it'll be a pleasure to turn this pair into reality oh my god this is incredible what an absolute hero fully face montana oh my word this is i've honestly peaked this is this is absolutely incredible so that's a few days later i've given some time for the replies to fly in and flying is what they've been doing so first off rob holding came back i said yeah that's lovely to see you back in the team from injury he said thank you obviously he turned into essentially ronaldinho at one point and then yeah we won the corner and scored the goal gabrielle in our first game of the season so really nice to get a reply from him i loved recording with him at the time as well as he had a great sense of humour for brazil i said nice sliding chip dms towel instead of your legs let me score you reply back saying lol i've seen some of your stuff man what obviously like genuinely amazing player in syria amazing career potentially a little collab with fabrizio mercury coming up declan rice obviously he was playing for england the other day um got back said he seemed like what the hell it's just weird points for abusing olly in a video he literally is starring in obviously declan were like huge prospect and then mason mount would love to do a free kick video with him that's in the works that's in the works um got to be done at some point and then um the man the myth once again cesc fabregas i'm so worried i'm so worried that i'm going to spam him one day and he'll i will never be able to give myself if he unfollows me but yeah he just said what day that was great memories are well here getting older but still enjoying the game i hope you're well too oh my god what a guy i love this man i love him so i believe that was it how many did we get how many applies did we get so one two three four so eight we got eight replies in the end which i am like i'm pretty happy with that i haven't seen many of these videos so far where people have got eight replies so i'm quite happy with that still waiting for messi to get back to me but um i'll keep you updated [Music]

Channel: ChrisMD

Views: 2,809,525

Rating: 4.920939 out of 5

Keywords: dm, footballers, celebrities, famous, messi, ronaldo, chrismd, soccer

Id: pfxc8mPyErc

Length: 16min 55sec (1015 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020