(police sirens blaring) - Do you mind me asking
why you stopped me today? - You were going 22 miles per hour. - Oh, okay. - Ma'am, going too slow is as
dangerous as going too fast. - And my son is a police officer as well. - Oh, who's that? Maybe we know each other, what's his name? - James Porter. - Is Tyler Perry your other son? Oh, let me guess,
Beyoncé is your daughter? - I beg your pardon? - When was the last time
you had a vision test? - Are you calling me old now? - That's not my words. - Where is your AARP card? - That's it. Turn around. - What? - You're under arrest. - What? (police sirens blaring) - Soon my little sweets, I'll be back to devour
each and every one of you. To be continued. Good morning ma'am. License and registration, please? - Yes, sir. Do you mind me asking
why you stopped me today? - Do you know what the speed
limit is in this area, ma'am? - 35. - That is correct. Do you know what speed you were going? - I wasn't speeding. - Correct again, you were not speeding. You were going 22 miles per hour, 22. - Oh, okay. - Ma'am, going too slow is as
dangerous as going too fast. - But- - And plus, you changed lanes twice without using your signal. - Sir, I always use my turn signal. - Well actually, ma'am, before
you illegally changed lanes you were in the left lane
going 22 miles per hour plus you did not attempt to
make a turn for over a mile. - That doesn't sound like me. I'm a very safe driver. - I'm sure. The vehicle
registration says it's for Jacinda Harris. Who's that? - Oh yes. This is my daughter's car. - I see. - And my son is a police officer as well. - Oh, who's that? Maybe we know each other. What's his name? - James Porter. - Wait, you mean Captain James Porter? - Yes, that's correct. - Let me get this straight. Your last name is Weathers. Your daughters is Harris. Why is that? - Because Harris is a married name. - And Porter's your son's last name. Is that his married name too? - No, of course not. I took the name of my second husband and James is my son from my first husband. If you must know. - Is there anyone else you're related to? - Excuse me? - Well is Tyler Perry your other son? No. Let me guess. Beyonce is your daughter? No. Oprah is your twin sister. - I beg your pardon. - Stay right here. I'm
gonna check this out. I'll be right back. - Wow. - Sergeant Green, come back. - Green here. Go ahead dispatch. - Record is clean. No
civil reports issued, over. - Okay. I guess she's
just a confused old lady. - We have another unit
in the area over and out. - Ten four. Soon, my little sweets. I'll be back soon. Here you go, ma'am. - Oh, thank you. Am I free to go now? - Well, if you don't mind stepping out of your car just for a moment. I have a few more questions. - Is this really necessary? - It'll only take a moment, I promise. - Fine. - Can you tell me when was the last time you had a vision test? - Excuse me. I can see just fine thank you. - Do you remember where you were going? - Yes, of course I do. - Well you were all over the road and it's fine to admit if you were lost. It's common for people of your age. - Sonny. Are you calling me old now? - That's not my words. - No, I get it. I'm just some crazy blind
lady who has no idea who she is or where she was going. Watch out everybody. The crazy lady from Mango
Park is on the news. - All right, now please just stay calm. - You ought to be ashamed of yourself stopping innocent people just to meet your traffic citation quota. You should be out here
helping these citizens in the area, not harassing them. - Please lower your voice, ma'am. - And another thing, you
look pretty old than me. When was the last time
you had a vision test? Huh? Huh? Remember much? Oh, I'm afraid I need
to see your ID officer. Where's your AARP card? - That's it. Turn around. - What? - You're under arrest. - What? This is a travesty. - Oh save it for the judge. - I did nothing wrong. - Come on, let's start walking. Turn around. - You're gonna get from my
attorney, that's for sure. - Sergeant Green, what
seems to be the problem? - Hey, captain,
everything's under control. I have this poor, confused lady and she doesn't know where
she is, so I'm gonna take her down to the station and
figure out everything out. - Okay, good. Show me. - James - Uh-oh. - Sergeant Green. That's my mother - Would've ever known. I'm sorry, sir. - Come on. Come on. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Keys. Jesus. Are you okay? - I'm fine. - Are you sure? Would you like for me to drive you home? - No, I'm fine. I'll be okay. - All right. Well you drive home safe. I'm gonna stay here and
deal with this, okay? - Okay. See you later. - She said, I mean, I don't
who, who would've known? I mean, she was changing lanes
without using her turn signal and she was going 22 miles an hour. Oh, come on sir. - Turn around. - Oh, do I have to? - Sergeant. - Oh no. Okay. Ah, okay. - Get inside - You can't just put me back here. Handcuffed like a perp. - Don't worry. I'm gonna have another
officer come for you but this will give you some time to figure out what you did wrong. - I'm sorry, sir. But could you hand me a donut please? They're up front right up here. They're right up front. - You mean these donuts? - Yes sir. - Thanks. Have a nice day. - Oh wait, sir, captain. Whoa, those are my donuts. Oh no.
