Desperate Housewives Unaired Storylines and Deleted Scene

it's okay I already saw it what's that well I always thought I had a novel in me and I guess I do chapter 1 when did you write that last night last night when I went to bed you were still sobbing over Mike I know and then a wonderful thing happened I started to get defensive and I got angry and then I decided to put it all into a letter you know one of those letters that are you're not perfect either pal and you're gonna end up alone and lonely and old so just get over yourself oh I didn't actually write it oh thank god well instead I just put it all into my computer you know for me and before I knew it I realized that there was a story there to tell about a woman in crisis I'm gonna go see my publisher and see if I can get in advance what's this oh it's just some stuff you left at my exceed dropped it by this morning who gives back cards down to chapter 2 [Music] however publishing please hold Lisa if she's sitting here staring at me I don't know how much longer I can hold her off well tell him to hurry up I'm sorry are you sure that me son Alan no I'm here they know because it's been half an hour and usually they just call me right in so trust me they know well I'm sorry if I sound like I'm being pushy I'm just I'm dropping off the first chapter of my new novel it's sort of a departure for me usually I do kids books so I'm feeling a little vulnerable you know what why don't I just sneak in I'll speak to minute do not go in there why are you being so hateful I just told you I'm feeling vulnerable you know I don't say this to brag but I'm sort of a big deal around here they've been publishing my stuff forever I've won awards mrs. Mayer this is Gordy hi he'll be escorting you off the premises and then they threw me out and barred me from the building and this was all because of of something that that your old agent did yeah Lonnie pocketed in advance for a book I never wrote actually I mean no I was supposed to write it well this is just one publisher right you can go to other places they put the word out on me it seems like I'm blackballed from the entire children's book world no you know maybe this is a good thing you can you can stay home and you can finish your novel oh I'd love to but how am I gonna pay the mortgage Morty give her some money no no no it's okay he makes good money nobody knows it because he dresses so badly but he does I you know I'd really like to help out but that wedding is costing me an arm and a leg Morty it's okay I'll be fine oh gee I knew we were so strapped for cash I would never have ordered that expensive necklace a honeymoon Sophie oh no no no it's okay I'll take it back all you're gonna do is rip it off me anyway mom don't threaten to withhold sex yeah yeah it's it's tacky no no no I'll tell you what I can do I have this old luxury camper the travel chief I stored her at a friend's house I could give her to again she's probably still worth a pretty penny smarty you don't know what this means to me I can write I can eat I can keep my mind off Mike well no she is a travel chief I want you to know how much I appreciate this oh my pleasure you expect me to drive that thing yeah yeah I got a bad shoulder and she's she's a real bear on those turns I trust me you you will love the right [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm serious I need a squad car now number five Lavenham court [Music] of course I'm sure I'm watching her stealing right now and she's pointing a gun out the window so hurry the hell up [Music] [Music] [Applause] hey what's going on you're making a horrible mistake what mistake caught you red-handed stealing my camera I'm just picking it up for the rightful owner Morty fickman Morty you know him of course I know him he broke my heart do you know where he is he's right over there hey Marty will you get over here and tell these people you own this car yes Morty and then you can tell everyone how you treated me you sob just whole day in hell before you get your hands on this camper [Music] [Music] you left me oh yeah you better run look I I am I am the rightful owner of the other chief you you can you can check the registration oh gee Morty I would have but I was wearing handcuffs or maybe you didn't see that in your rear-view mirrors we were speeding away I'm sorry I'm sorry Susan Loretta and I had a very bad breakup and that woman she scared to hell up so that's your excuse you abandoned me because you're afraid of your own girlfriend you know what they say healthy bet no fury you fill in the amount with the plan huh save me pork before I blow in me yes yes let me explain [Music] I'll give you ten minutes Loretta was one of my waitresses we we fell in love we even set the wedding we were gonna take the camper along on our honeymoon you know see the country all that stuff what happened I caught her kissing one of my fry cooks Oh so I told her it was through and I went over to her place to get the camper and she came at me with a golf club did you ever give her a chance to explain what what's to explain she was kissing that guy covered with grease well if you love someone I how can you just walk away why are you so angry I'm angry because I don't understand how that happens I mean and that's what Mike did you know he left me because I made one stupid mistake yeah you sent his son away their zoo has a pretty big mistake what what what did you expect I thought that he loved me enough that he would have no choice but just to stay and work it out what people people get screwed they move on that's just the way it works yeah but see that that's because you write children's books you know where people meet and then they live happily ever after so you're about to marry my mother does she know that you don't believe in happily ever after now don't worry don't when I'm 75 at my age till death do us part isn't really that ambitious a goals [Music] I'm gonna have to ask you to turn that off it's a safety issue come on we both know that's a myth they wouldn't let me on board with an object that would bring down a 767 we'll be on the ground in four hours you can call them see I can't wait that long because I followed my husband to Atlantic City because I thought he was cheating on me but it just occurred to me that the woman I saw him drinking wine with was probably you exact from the firm he's trying to get a job with so it was awesome I just need the call to make sure I'm sorry but these are FAA rules [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] man open this door okay beyond a minute man yeah open this Marshall back here please [Music] okay he looked behind and he promised he wasn't cheating okay right that's all and if you make me wait for hours I will die I wanted me to cap that [Music] [Music] big-nose the marshal talked to the captain and they're not pressing any charges we just need to keep you here so sorry no it's okay your heads in a crazy place right now I in there six months ago I found out my husband set up this Cuban dancer and an apartment I'm so sorry but it only seems like Tom is cheating I just need to give him a chance to explain [Music] they'll and everything go back and be normal again you know I've been there too and if it looks that bad it's usually because it is

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Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 05 2017