Demolition Ranch Dressing.....I Hate You All

oh hello sir welcome to a plus motorcycles what you looking for today dang y'all got some sweet hogs in here that's our specialty these are all hand-picked finest of the fine shoot dawg how much for that black beauty that one she's just about 40 but we've had her here for a couple of weeks so we've got a little bit of wiggle room this is all i've ever wanted all of my problems we've fixed this will change my entire life all the bad thoughts that i have i can feel melting away all the evil i've done in my entire life erased you take payments well what do you want to do are you wanting to go through a bank or what are you thinking i'm gonna keep it 100 with you i got cash in my pocket right now i tell you what if you can make it 38 i'll pay it all up front right here right now mono a mono you have 38 000 in your pocket you said 40 sir i meant 40 000. this is a 2021 harley davidson fat boy hardtail flying eagle gold edition you're a crook you took me for a sucker you can't change the price on me i want to speak to your manager sir sir sir i'm sorry i i think we just got off on the wrong foot let me let me just apologize i actually think i do have a bike that i can sell to you today for 38 dollars i'm listening so hi welcome welcome welcome to demolition ranch this is a video that you guys have like literally asked us to make since the channel was a wee little baby channel matt demolition rant shoot ranch dressing it'll be so funny we've said no for so long because it's ranch dressing is i don't know it just doesn't seem like it would be fun to shoot but i finally gave in and we're we're shooting ranch dressing today for the people who've been asking for seven years we're gonna shoot we're gonna shoot ranch dressing but i didn't think it was gonna be that exciting of a video so i wanted to spruce up the range a little bit so this episode actually is sponsored by caldwell shooting supplies come here come check this out we have a whole bunch of new targets all of these yellow targets are obviously new and so bunch of ipsick targets and one-third ipsec and two-third hipstik we got some coffin targets some octagon tart hexagon octagon targets okay we also got some of those also this episode is sponsored by crimson trace because owned by the same parent company and we have some cool crimson trade stuff you'll be seeing coming up the next few videos let's shoot a little bit of targets and then we'll get to the freaking ranch video we also got a chronograph which you guys have been asking for forever uh so we're actually gonna do that first we're gonna fire a couple of bullets so chronographs measure bullet speed so you fire them right through here and it measures uh the time difference from here to here and then it can calculate the speed so we're gonna fire two of the same bullet through two different length barrels and see if the second one actually is faster that's what i've been telling y'all forever if it's a shorter barrel it's going slower it's a faster barrel's going if it's a shorter barrel it's going slower it's a longer barrel it's going faster let's just test it make sure i've been lying to you for all these years 357 magnum this box says it should be at 1471 feet per second so we're to fire it out of this colt python which has a short barrel so it may be a little slower and then we'll change to a long barrel and see if it's faster [Applause] 1237 feet per second we're now gonna shoot the rifle three to seven magnum exact same round but the barrel is twice as long it has a 16 inch barrel versus a eight inch barrel and we do have a crimson trace goodie on here a little flashlight with a remote switch so now we can see all of our targets all right this should be going faster we got our tactical lever action here 15 49. so we picked up about 300 feet per second just by doubling our barrel length i wasn't lying to you all these years glock 17 l nine millimeter let's just see if these targets work [Music] all right those tiny ones i'm a little nervous about they're so little dude that was pretty cool i kind of like hitting a little tiny thing [Music] i feel like hiccup 45 over here [Music] i really like having a lot of targets on our range we have contacts [Applause] oh no those little oh i ones like hickok i've not said that but it just seems like a hiccup range like there's so many tarts i forgot to shoot those one sec oh no oh these are tricky oh that one's so slow [Music] oh the tiny one another tiny one oh i even flinched we're out that's pretty cool check it out these are pretty cool i actually didn't think those are going to be as confusing as they are but like in the moment it is kind of tricky but we got them pretty good center shots when i was trying to go fast okay uh we're going to actually get to this video now and shoot some ranch what a dumb video this is y'all's fault all right we have 3 000 gallons of ranch dressing here but i want you guys to notice we went ahead and splurged hidden valley ranch this is the original ranch dressing we didn't get any knockoff cheap stuff we got the hidden valley ranch dressing and we got buckets of it i think it was like uh i think it's like 90 gallons or 400 000 gallons or something i can't remember but we're gonna go ahead and shoot demolition ranch style 22 said i'm we're shooting freaking ranch dress this is the dumbest video ever but you guys won't quit talking about it so here we are 22 long rifle i think it's gonna go through three and stop in the fourth oh i'm too close oh gross actually not bad okay there's our hit one two three uh i went through three and didn't go in the fourth is that what i said that was close i think i'm not looking forward to this video getting bigger and bigger but let's do it this is gonna be gross oh [Music] i regret my life's choices today all right you know what's crazy about this is that shot that was a hollow point and so it shot so hard back at us because it went in here exploded lost most of its energy it did come out the back it did go in here but it did not explode this one i don't think oh no it did so it just didn't go through very fast i don't know there's a hole there and a hole there but there's only one hole in that third one i hate you guys like i really really hate you guys i was right there and you can see the ranch dressing traveling on the ground over here it got on my my ak my beautiful gold ak this is a brand new camera system right here got on that i'm freaking this is my 40 year old colt python and i'm just handling it with sticky ranch hands right now i was thinking we could scoot back but let's screw it let's just send it ah 357 magnum i'm really worried about this because it's going so fast and that one just [Laughter] okay why are we here why are we here ready for battle okay we got the kel-tec p-50 this is a five-seven so it's it's very fast but super tiny so i'm hoping it won't like spider me as much but i've got my shield on just in case all right oh here we go oh man this is gross firing that was not too bad that was all right just shot straight up in the air went through the first busted through this and shot straight up in the air and then came back down uh bigger gun oh it's dripping out of the tree there's ranch in the tree yeah it just dripped from the tree down uh i think i'm having an allergic reaction to ranch i think that's a thing i'm like turning red like wherever the ranch just touched me like i got like hives going down my arm freaking send it let's go five five six out of this galil it's going very fast obviously it's a rifle oh it's gonna be gross oh i can't aim because the box on my head why when i'm wearing the box nothing comes at me that all went off the side ranch dressing asmr we're trying to enjoy the moment all right i don't know some grossness happened we're gonna get a bigger round the gold ak-47 previously covered in ranch we cleaned it up though it's ready to rock uh ak-47s shoot a very large round the 762 by 39 i can't see anything a lot of energy a lot of mass flying downrange at the ranch dressing okay i got get my helmet on all right here we go oh my god i can't see down the sights because my helmet's in the way fire right when i freaking wear the helmet i get one drop of ranch on it and when i don't it just all hits me in the face with smaller rounds all right this is kind of interesting we saw this i think in the pudding video too the first one it goes in very large exit wound but the first one stays on the table whereas the second one gets exploded off the table seemingly every time anyway more splode explodes happened and ranch went everywhere and uh i'm not wearing the box and i i just have a feeling the ones i wore box for didn't spray and this one's just gonna spray i just i gotta we're shooting at 50 bmg i can't even see all these glasses anymore because they're just greasy with ranch all over them all right this is a regular beautiful brand new full metal jacket 50 bmg out of the barrett m82 and we're gonna see how many bottles of ranch it goes through because i i don't even know i don't know why we're doing this it's stupid this is a really dumb idea all right barrett 50 cal versus the ranch let's do it oh my god where'd the gopro go that's our brand new table it's just covered and stuff that's the first ranch that we've shot in this location we moved over just because there was no steel behind it didn't want to have any ricochets of that 50. um so all of this ranch on the ground is from just that one shot and we were here so you can see it did splash back a little bit toward where we were got a little bit sprinkle on me but nothing bad but out the sides and those bottles right there are from the 50 cal way over there this bottle way over here it went dude it went all the way over here it's spritzing a ranch dressing all i mean we got a salad right here guys we're good to go i'm not doing that [Music] [Applause] thanks so much for watching this episode of demolition ranch i love you i freaking hate you guys i'll see you next time [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] it's quite simple there's only one rule in the demolition you don't tell mayor i'm allergic to making awesome content

Channel: DemolitionRanch

Views: 2,658,277

Keywords: demo, demolition, demoranch, demolitionranch, ranch, vet, vetranch, offtheranch, off, the, testing, test, matt, dr. matt, dr matt, dr, dr.

Id: XqeuPfGu9bQ

Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)

Published: Fri May 14 2021