Defect doing Defect things as the Defect | Slay the Spire Ascension 20

it's fine [Music] please explain the shovel to me chad can you please explain the shovel big time that's the shovel you now know everything you need to know about the shovel yeah the shovels do dig [Music] i don't like it because of twitch chat not only because it's not usually that good dang you are a speed runner what up you know we out here playing video game real fast what up here this man say hello oh what yako's here so now all of a sudden you guys want an eldritch blast i completely understand eldridge hello i would like one block card please what is that ah three times five is fitting that low uh i feel like we just want orbs right orbs it's like a rest here i think we want jesus right now sorry [Music] can i donate bits you can come upstairs uh chat can she donate bits so i could come upstairs i like the idea of an abacus right now you get six block whenever your decree shuffles need my emotes again yeah i understand i had one more energy i pee can we split this guy here yeah he splits the 36 so we split him here don't be a quitter hey i asked the question chet huh i'm out here asking questions boys might not a lot of us questions like watch ask another question chat what's your favorite flavor of ice cream penis okay penis ass penis okay there was a lot of answers they feel like they weren't honest so tristan is vanilla and you're supposed to be making people want like you're supposed to be like you know if you really want to get okay be a douche i think i could take another lead i was incorrect this is a very scary fight and we're gonna die as he starts out this fight for some [ __ ] reason the devs of this game i thought you wanna know that's a really good idea if we make people find an elite in this room if it's one of the other guys it's the exact same fight where they do the exact same things the exact same moves but if it happens on this guy let's have him decrease their their stuff on the first [ __ ] turn that'll show him right that'll make him learn how to be a better player at the game right don't ask me what my mother's maiden name is trying to hack me chet did you just get an elite in a question mark room a little bit yeah tigers can't be choosers brother [Music] how does that happen by being very cool let's play this time to go chat time to hit him with everything we got don't have conan okay 3 6 9 12 15 15 that's not enough i still had one mana i didn't even have the [ __ ] longing at all dead low yeah thank you nick i will take a seat i will take a cursed key okay hannah you can't type it in and think that that matters steps upgraded d frag all right we need to find some sort of way to block are we just taking cool headed tristan i think you can afford to not stream tomorrow what did i miss is frost still an uncrustable oh yeah hannah by the way uh i'm uncrustable [Music] don't ask really what that means or how we got there but that's where we're at what type of uncrustable they never really were clear they were only clear on the fact that i am an uncrustable so i guess it's up to them or you or me [ __ ] [Music] hmm thank you for subscribing hey thank you like i love you my man preserved insect you know what i'm saying hey go get go if you could like not make me lose this run be phenomenal like if i just could just get like a free win yeah like free that'd be phenomenal all right listen to your little taint okay this doesn't feel that free to me i gained two hp that fight everybody type pog i really want to open that there's a shop too um um it's got to be electrodynamics right yeah it has to be claw have we done a round of slay the streamer [ __ ] no wait that was miss there's a slight bit of order there level broad sounds right like that sounds like that wait i could have just seeked for this first at least i won't lose any of this turn wait a minute my favorite enemy to face there's a good enemy to face right now you know what i'm saying hit him with a bat item with his i hit him with a scoop and then i say later [ __ ] that's what tricky g would say trixie is really cool [Music] even though it's cool thank god the holograms nice if it was normality i can if it wasn't normal yeah i'd consider keeping it an on sale loop no i don't think we take tape starting get a little loopy chat can you tell i don't have any mana grab them bear yeah go come on grab me bear i met a 12 year old bunny today see like when you hear a 12 year old bunny that's like oh my god that's so cute that's so cool what was it like i want to know everything about him but if you're like i met a 12 year old child today you're like think about that child i had a 24 125 mastiff come through my window was it like was the massive like like like was the window uh was the window open context drive through yeah that would help with contacts [Music] how do you watch the games that i played four chad i'm going to be real honest with you boys i'm very surprised at how absolutely phenomenal this stream went slash is still going technically for the next hour and a half i'm happy he has too much energy yeah it's almost like i didn't do anything today and i just sat downstairs all day how do i like the watcher watch her a [ __ ] true that's what you say chad those [Music] guys about to suck our dick chat already get our dick sucks hey look at his hp what a [ __ ] loser [ __ ] who drew my emotes q bag also i told you i'd get to act through this run chat otherwise i'd gift you 10 subs any relationship to glocktopus what the [ __ ] are you talking about are you referring to the dnd creation that we saw on a meme like a really long time ago don the red mask my favorite i think that might be my favorite event just like randomly showing up and getting like a [ __ ] gold [Music] i feel like a celebrity can't afford the sub anymore hey don't worry about it brother we got you you know what i'm saying we got he bugged [Music] someone doodled in their notebook and it went viral and then someone figured out uh an artificer druid could work together to make one yeah that's what i'm talking about i'll fight this what's the worst that could happen we die as if not my star quest now legitimately never knew you did a song quest but yeah i got you i [Music] ginger we did all of that for ginger i can actually rest i'm a worried little work i'm a worrywort good good job me oh corsage is in my hand she attacking she's not attacking dad you guys like doing 50 damage a turn almost like we had omega but this is turn two hey can you call this trick a loser killed her with a strike wheel cool headed number three i like all these upgraded cool heads we're starting to get we need to go to this shop because we have 474 gold so i want to go this way but it's paths are very close together i could have missed clips there sucks we didn't get to play self-repair this fight because it's probably gonna be over we just kind of clean up a lot of uh act three is just a we fights and we just kind of clean them up if you know what i'm saying like [Music] you know what i'm saying [Music] well i tried to use self-repair not even kind of i think you're just not trying hard enough storm all right we've all bear now chat storm unleashed that's how he sounds right it's pretty cool when he sounds like that dude wait chat wait wait wait [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on no no did i ever tell you about the beyblade tournaments that go on in my neighborhood okay actually holding beforehand wasn't legitimately holding now you said beyblade tournaments you piqued my interest yeah so uh on all of the mailboxes around our neighborhoods there was an advertisement for these beyblade tournaments that go on in the park and he said for the next five weeks there was beyblade tournaments and anyone could come join [Music] let you trip yeah something like that i'm enough block here it's 20 yeah [ __ ] world i know like it's actually nuts it's actually super cool it's like dude there's like there's just like a kid out there that's like they want to play beyblades with people and i'm not afraid who [ __ ] knows it could have played this block card you gonna go crush the [ __ ] nine-year-olds yeah i do have some beyblades man i could i could legitimately own these clowns also hannah there is a doggo downstairs right now live stream the tournament i don't think i will no i'm not gonna go to it like it's been going on it's just like 10 year old kids i think i rode by once when it was happening they were really loud and screaming but if i take this this would automatically be upgraded but i don't think i want it do i cause there's another shop over here hey all right we may have taken it boys yo slade aspire did i just started my slightest fire stream that's not that you just got here so if you play self repair with an incense burner that's nuts consume is really [ __ ] good all right so we have like a billion focus chat tell you one thing i don't have though the ability to deal with my chronic depression you know what i'm saying you feel me boys it constantly takes over my life you know true okay there's not a good true that we can all agree on look kind of bad for all of us at the same time this is a really bad start to this can we get a nice i'm okay with taking a lot of damage in the beginning that's fine okay that was too much i shouldn't have taken that much mistakes have been made [Music] so con i'm good yeah i mean i've got this fight this fight's fine i'm not worried about this fight just a little bit about the next fight that i'm like peeing my pants over you know what i'm saying we played self-repair we have not played self repair i repeat not played self repair have you considered remembering we have now played self repair we can die or i mean win the fight we can we can have he can die that guy can die all right 44 hp against picked my nose a little bit [Music] [Music] hmm please don't go back there what are you doing you ever like just know your dogs about the [ __ ] somewhere that was the moment that i was just having was like i know my dog's about to [ __ ] somewhere kinda moment [Music] stick your finger in his butt to block it so what if i don't like you know don't do that at all i think yeah oh yeah i think that's what i'm gonna do yeah all right just draw me biased cog all right boys we gotta press the simulator hey chad what's your favorite key on the keyboard mine's e chad do you like any other key because i like the letter e oh we got echo form though [Music] foolish we should try to end with our incense burner on a decent turn and it just texted me he pooped he told you chat i'm a genius baby [Music] we want our incense burner on four if possible all right now we just have block so we can hold our incense burner for as long as we want [Music] what does incense burner do uh it gives you an intangible every six turns okay now this to me you need to figure out a way to kill him [Music] cool attempt the zero is born this euros born yo this hero was born yeah intangible means you only take one damage from every source of damage yes those same yeah you're not as cool as me shut the [ __ ] up wait i didn't need to rest there because we had the [ __ ] meal ticket god damn i'm an idiot i could have dug that's my i saw me that's all me boys oh mauled at me [ __ ] stinkies boom boom [Music] i feel like i don't want to play corsage right now but i actually do want to play corsage at the same time so don't get vulnerable so [Music] oh ah feels good to be a gangster you know what i'm saying chad you know what i'm saying boys yeah i know what you're saying yeah you do chat you're so smart and cool just like me so so did i do my math wrong are we dead we're i didn't do dead math wrong we're not dead we might die on this turn though we might die in this turn we rolled well we have to start dealing a [ __ ] ton of damage right now though that was a good amount let's [ __ ] go man [Applause] [Music] i am exhausted can't believe i won this late into the stream [Music] you

Channel: Frost Prime

Views: 60,740

Keywords: slay, the, spire, defect, slay the spire, frostprime, satire, slam

Id: xg8FWTyoTzk

Length: 40min 14sec (2414 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 21 2020