"DEBATE NIGHT 2020!" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First Presidential Debate of 2020

[Music] and like i guess we're back to we live right now yep such fun now the first question is where should i put it in the chunk i'd stick it in the lasagna or okay joe you like my ham puppet binky joe doesn't know how to do this kind of stuff does he is this something that you have to do right now right into your soft navel hey look at me bird jingles president trump do you need to hold papa's hand will someone answer the phone the phone get the phone what there's no phone that's ringing no right there the ringing i don't hear any ringing oh boy oh what do i do oh no are you embarrassed i'm mortified yep chris i would like to use the c word caring but chunks butt chunks butt chunks caring really what'd you think i'd say i don't feel that's safe with a lot of people chunks i hope someone has an epipen because i'm frighteningly allergic to corn oh wait a minute then now we buy the corn instance white guys hey you know what that sound and president means you're up first just your favorite nickname for yourself cougarheart your favorite bill the gas bill i'd say your favorite animal sound your favorite scent to smell on a lover ashtray your favorite place to meet ex-circus performers clown shed oh great vice president biden your turn now your favorite shape stick your favorite movie show girls your favorite body part nostrils your favorite meat penguin and your favorite form of arthritis i think gout that is correct five favorites good job that wasn't bad you know in the 90s he called the pagers stupid pagers yeah and he did it all the time he said stupid not good i would never say that because someone could hear it was simple one whiskey chris you think you'll find a moose in a grove of wheat well that just depends on whether his horns are horns see it's all about the horns now some people have horns uh for humans you see and they usually slip on down into sinbad's whole that toxic sewer and nobody should be in there you know except for the horrifying bleach bird oh you don't say oh but today we're going to make a a pig roll in a pumpkin down in brazil you know what for most brazilians frogs have to go in the breakfast series block your face toad's a lot better than too many uh about what's popping in brazil spoiler dad they eat frogs okay hey guys sorry to make it about me but my youngest nephew kevin told me i found some really good frosting it's icing no it's frosting if you cut icing frosting you should beat yourself trust me i am yeah i'd like your flesh everywhere oh no you're worse than 300 itchy sweaters howdy folks yeah i'll hit your dead eyes 40 times no say you would never yo i don't even know those people who snowboard and go off and have a big day you okay man why are you so psycho whoa whoa stop it so you agree that he should stop then no both of you okay yeah you cow uh some fat no you're not fat you see i was only described you bruised my big old body today with that sinner's mouth with all of his spiritless energy yeah i will go to top sounded kind of wrong because of bruises i think because i rode on the sea serpent it's kind of hard to believe you're the hopes of the village chris if you cooked i probably wouldn't chew anything i would just spit it because i oh hey pork chops what are you looking at huh sorry i just remembered my dream from last night there were these little tiny meat people who are my favorite friends though i admit they were real oily and they were like good job papa and then what happened was they brought home the little baby and the little crumpet came for me and drew its pitchfork i could do that chris am i pointing at me right now i am not super great at pointing you're pointing at you i'm not trying to point at me right now a blank form is to where i point it's real hot and veiny and kind of probably it's real hot and provoly it's what yeah okay chris one day he came up and burped behind me and then blew it up that wasn't broken he wasn't burping that was that was the wind that shoots up in a sexier way no you get it i do i do get to it it's time for the most important part of the night okay we'll give you various situations and scenarios and then you both act them out get it okay going first we've got papa pizza johan you questioned what your wife bought you for your birthday i have to own a spider tank you're more upset than that i have to have to own a spider tank you spot your neighbor a proctaflecticus blubberman hey blubberman a man who thinks his candy is alive hey i have these gummies and all these gummies have brain a romantic movie scene with harry styles wait harry your worst possession what you have in your pocket is my heart and sweetie i would like you to put it back a homicide detective just learning that all of the victim's stomachs contain words that have been cut out of magazines that's weird i think these were people that were on a paper diet you send your baked potato back to the kitchen needs more nutmeg your favorite sesame street character is going through a rough time during the holidays big bird cried in my stuffing saturn big bird cried in my stomach nice you don't want anyone to know it was you guys i think it was a dog who farted you cut tiny strips of paper to accent the miniatures in your dollhouse now i have scraps that'll fit in the little typewriter right after watching the movie babe your girlfriend asked what you want for lunch well not a hot dog i i'll never touch it again i'm done with that you're a cop who just cut his partner trying to steal diamonds from the evidence room de santo the ice you gotta leave the ice tony the diamonds are fake they're not even actually oh wait no they're not well now that i've had a cream soda oh tony's upset tony it's okay it's all right picks up a crosstalk honey don't do it put it away dear tony no and scene wow vpb the emotion was gripping are you running out of vein juice de santo is now president trump it's your turn to go a young man is having trouble making friends and asks you for advice well angelo maybe it's your face it's already gotten to me you find a zit while you're taking a shower uh-uh there's a pimple upon my birthday suit you let melania know you're in the mood hey the pee-pee is tingly you make fun of farmer dog and his eccentric wife what are you farmer people farmer people look at your big old mustache and you must be odd petunia you complain to the flight attendant why is there no pizza in this plane he offers you toast i don't like toast why not because it's just a habit i think you try to start trouble between a pharah and a frog hey ferret that frog hates to hear you sneeze by the way your hiking buddy suffers a terrible injury and your miles from any help best to glue on the pain you don't have any glue you put the peen in a purse i'll offer you a chocolate milk hey you got a parasite you're a hairdresser touching the back of a clan's head while she stares in the mirror how do you like it she asked you to take off her mask [Music] let me ask you dear why you'll describe the zoo to a young child the zoo is just a gross park as you walk out of trump tower a homeless man asks you for spare change a prince of poverty you decide to go on a diet uh yes beverly could you give me a rice cake the powerful monarch tells you she's not interested in dating you oh wait empress i have a greek body she needs more convincing just let me be your emperor baby you want that too for the people you want that too for them right ain't not too bad actually yeah i know i brought these tiny beans that are supposed to make new flowers but i mean dumb because because you know i've got a mustang that was well i got it why are you so cranky why have you been ignoring the world you robot because i'm over it what it looks so sad you know if these arms or wings i'd fly away look people on fire need help and people not on fire can lend to help why do you and everyone else think with their feelings man you're a bronze goblin you always smell like musty bean water like bean cups or something vote for joe biden not a maggot uh you got dandruff you're a dirty cow sack yeah will you flee from me you should bite a sword you know what guys i just sort of imagined that i put my head inside of the stalls every day i worry all day about what's waiting in the bushes of love something's waiting in the bushes for us if something's waiting in the bushes of love

Channel: Bad Lip Reading

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Keywords: debate, lip sync, lip dub, parody, funny, humor, policital, trump, biden, president, presidential, bad lip reading, blr

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Length: 10min 59sec (659 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 23 2020