DeathKorps teach Tau a valuable lesson
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Published: Thu Mar 17 2022
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H: first off, your trigger discipline is terrible
A: I'm here to kill you, of course my finger is on the trigger.
H: I've been watching you look for me for the better part of an hour and your finger was on the trigger the whole time. You are going to hurt someone you don't mean to one of these days.
A: enough chit chat, it's time to duel!
H: I don't carry a gun, pal. Guns are dangerous. Especially on a populated station like this.
A: then prepare to die!
H: if you are going to shoot me unarmed you should just get it over with.
A: I'm getting to it!
H: what's the hold up?
A: human guns only fit on my one small finger and that's the one with the least grip strength and speed.
H: so should I just wait for you to figure that out?
A: blasts chair two feet away from the human
H: close one! Wow!
A: you won't be so glib after the next shot, puny human!
H: starts slowly walking toward the alien with arms up There's no need for this you know, we can just go our separate ways.
A: bumps into wall behind it stay back! blasts just above the human's head, making a tiny leak in the wall behind him
*Sirens and emergency lights turn on. The human rushes over and grabs the closest tentacle, swinging the alien around in an arc sending it flying toward the leak. The hissing of air leaking into space is suddenly stopped as one of the alien's tentacles is sucked through the hole.
H: you might be a terrible shot, but you make a great plug. See you planet side, squid! Quickly runs out of doors before they automatically shut behind him
A:painfully shrill screeching
A1:what the hell killed this human platoon A2:no clue we found them like this H:wtf why are you in our barracks? Better question why arnt you killing us? A1:RUN A2:FUCK
A: Hans why do you prefer melee over the technological advances of both human and alien races?
Hans: Simple my short squeezable friend, guns run out of bullets and plasma guns runs out of plasma but your fist they dont need reloading.
A: How will you get close to finish off an enemy that has ammo for their weapons
H: Simple once again you wait till they reload or cooldown the you stab/punch them.
A: I'm equally scared and fascinated at the same time