Death Becomes Her | Bruce Willis and Meryl Streep Can’t Believe What They Are Seeing

dear madeleine i just want you to know one thing hell you brought this on yourself have i done defended myself that's what you plotter co-conspirator she's dead she is these are the moments that make life worth living my god man that was horrible it was brutal it was stupid the police found the police oh what are they going to do put me in the gas chamber or that life in prison you know what that means to a person in your indexes oh you're so negative can't you for once just let me enjoy the moment neighbors in 12 years in los angeles have you ever seen a neighbor i am completely rational ernest we're going to bury her in death valley you and i i most certainly will not oh no pretty strong words for a murderer on the run which is let's face it exactly what you are ernest what if the police should receive an anonymous phone call about you and find me on the floor not breathing no pulse ain't nobody can play dead like me earnest what will you tell them you're going to be very popular in prison prison prison do you know what they do to soft bald overweight republicans in prison ernest i'll get the shovel steer and she even paid for the hardware don't you just love it i just want to sit there what i'm not going to be here by myself melon i'm happy to help get the end very happy to help put the body right here oh boy today really shaped up and hurted you know did you ever notice how some days could start out so [Applause] [Music] that was totally uncalled [Music] [Music] look at me ernest just look at me i'm soaking wet and there seems to be something wrong with your uh blouse [Music] have a hole in my stomach oh i have a hole in my stomach yeah and you're still alive that's another miracle oh no it isn't [Music] you took the potion how do you know about that you took the potion too well i hardly needed it so that's why you look the way you do then you are dead when did you take it anyway october 26 1985 way before you what are you two talking about the potion what potion how much did you have everything i had and that was cheap you took a potion beauty book my butt wait a second free weights exercise i don't think this is a miracle at all you're a fraud hell and you're a walking lie and i can see right through you [Laughter] speaking of which as a friend some advice i would stay out of a bathing suit for a while at least two pieces [Music] damn i just fixed this [Music] on guard girls girls let's just calm down i'm sure we can settle this peacefully and you should learn not to compete with me i always win you may have always won but you never played fair oh who cares how i played i won i'll just be upstairs yeah that's cause you could raise your legs higher and wider than anyone [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ah yes no oh damn this is pointless wait a minute wait a minute this is ridiculous we can't even hurt each other we can't eat inflict pain pain i'll tell you about pain bobby o'brien god hunter ernest manville that's me i loved every one of them and they loved me i will not speak to you till you put your head on straight they were all i had and you took them away from me not because you love them not because you cared but just to hurt me you hurt me on purpose that is not true liar you were the one who attacked me first me yeah do you think i was blind do you think i was deaf i couldn't hear what you and your snotty little friends are saying about me behind my back you thought i was cheap oh please you're insane no then how come you never once invited me to one of those parties at your parents house because we didn't think you'd feel comfortable and it wasn't usual for stop that okay it wasn't usual for us to have y'all trash in the house you're avoiding the issue oh my boyfriend hurt me on purpose i did not admit it no you admit it and you look me in the eye and you admit you thought i was sheep okay i thought you were cheap well i hurt you on purpose and i'm i'm really sorry i'm sorry too [Music] you

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Length: 8min 8sec (488 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 12 2022