♫ Happy birthday to you! ♫ DOPINDER
Speech! WADE WILSON
Okay! WADE WILSON
Alright. Okay! Um... It's been a challenging
few years, for sure. But I'm happy. And that is because of each
and every one of you. I'm the luckiest man alive. VANESSA
Make a wish, buddy. [Knocking at door] ♪♪ TVA AGENT
Wade Wilson? WADE WILSON
Who's asking? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo,
but it is for Disney. [Wade gasps] PARADOX
Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled
yourself while unconscious. WADE WILSON
I wasn't unconscious. Who are you? And why am I here? PARADOX
Walk with me. PARADOX
Wade, you are special. This is your chance
to be a hero among heroes. WADE WILSON
I smell what you're stepping in, sensei. Your little cinematic universe
is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I... ...am... ...Marvel Jesus. DEADPOOL
Ugh! ♪♪ TVA AGENT
God, please! DEADPOOL
Oh my f***! PYRO
God, I love this part. DEADPOOL
Wait! DEADPOOL
Don't just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up. Nope. I'm actually okay,
thank you very much!
