I love it when our
first guest is here. He makes me laugh. Please welcome, my
friend, Dax Shepard. [MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE] Whoo. As you can see, I did
not practice waving. That deserves $30,000. Whoo. Yeah. We've been partnering with Ulta
all month long raising money for breast cancer research. And so every magnificent
entrance is-- so far I think you've
made the most money for-- Can I tell you my fragile male
ego is so upset that I crashed. I'm having the hardest
time shifting gears back into being here. Really? That almost destroyed me. Like I might drink over this. No. You don't drink. This is bad. You don't drink. No, I don't drink. So don't make this the one. But I did wave, and I didn't
lose control as you saw. But I think I recovered. The loop was good, right? It was wonderful. OK, thank you. Thank you. It was wonderful. Thank you. Yes. I've always had a
Shriner's fantasy. This fulfilled like
my Shriner's fantasy. You see them in the little cars
with the gigantic poo-bah hats. That seems-- because I know you
know how to ride a motorcycle. Yes. And you have children. Did they have little tiny
motorcycles like this? Well, it's funny
you would ask that. Because my wife was
in Hurricane Irma. What people don't know is
that Kristen was supposed to be shooting a movie. She got evacuated for
two weeks to Orlando. She stayed at Disney World. She was with young cast members. When I would call
her at 10 a.m, she was intoxicated at Disney
World riding Avatar. She was on spring break. And every hour someone called
me panicked if she was OK. Right. This brat was on spring break. It sounds like
she was not-- yes. So, I kind of wanted
to get even with her. So I had the kids by
myself for four weeks. So in that time, I bought
my four-year-old an electric motorcycle and taught
her to ride it. Lincoln? Lincoln, yes. She's four years old. And she's this big. And she can ride. Look at her. Come on. Come on. Around the barrel. [APPLAUSE] Oh. Wow. That makes me happier
than anything. Wait. How many times had she been on? Never. That's day one on
the motorcycle. She rode for three
hours, never crashed. She just did that in circles. And I think she like 40%
for her and 60 for me. That was like going bananas. That's amazing. And she must love that. She digs it. Again, she likes
how much I dig it. Yeah. Yeah, because I'm very
vocal about my approval. Oh, my gosh. She's riding that thing. So Kristen got home, well,
first I sent her this video. And she goes, oh, my God. You did what? You taught her to
ride a motorcycle? And I go, yeah, it's fine. Look, she didn't crash. Everything's good. But she got home, and I
had left the box for it in the recycling bin. And it said on
there, 13 and over. So I was kind of in hot
water there for a minute. Yeah. Should have taken that one off. Just 3. Three and over. She's almost a year too late. You've been married
four years now? Yeah, together 10 years,
married for four years. Married four years. And because y'all waited for
it to be legal for everyone. Which I love that you did that. That was really, that was great. Our pleasure. So wait. So I saw something that she
posted something or said something to you. She text me completely
out of the blue. She was at work and I get a
text, do we have a prenup? And I'm like that's a very
disconcerting text to receive. Yeah. So I posted it. And I said, this doesn't
seem like a good text to get, does it? Not around an anniversary, no. No. Ever really. You just don't-- why would
someone be wondering if you have a prenup? They're either going to
kill you or leave you. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like I'm going
to buy him flowers, do we have a prenup? Right. No. No. That's not the line of thinking. So as it turns out,
which is funny, she doesn't know that
we don't have one. But when we met, I had a
lot more money than her. And I'm crazy about money. And as we were leading up to
getting married, she said, hon, would you want to get a prenup? Would that make you feel better? And in my head, I
was like, yes please. And then I said, no, I
do not want a prenup. She has since made way
more money than me. And I'm a genius. I got in at the basement floor. I like signed LeBron
James on a playground in elementary school.
