DAVID'S HOMETOWN FRIENDS BEST MOMENTS [PART 4]

[Music] I don't want to get my [ __ ] chest waxed good doing business with you thank you that feel feel like I want a refund there's this guy there and he was like where's mark and I'm like I'm sorry I don't know who Marcus goes it's the guy the guy who was dating the girl with the big kids he goes yeah my sister this is hands-down the stupidest friend I have right here three times why three different times if you could touch that rock I'll give you $1,000 this look pretty thick right here look pretty good my wallet looks pretty thin right here we might not even have gas to get back to school let's [ __ ] press $1,000 Alex this is dima's girlfriend do you think you're gonna marry Dima [Applause] [Laughter] dreams and we're no longer strangers would you have sex with him I mean I'm not acrimony myself they got that [ __ ] that I said about the edibles it's illegal [Laughter] jeez how embarrassing you really want people seeing you this drunk then you literally have no room to talk it has a weirdest luck with police officers it's like normal like I feel like they should though because like I'm passing literally everybody how is it that one Ilias driving he never gets a ticket cuz I look highs [ __ ] when I go how many chicks do you have honestly don't don't make anything up to be funny maybe it's Ilias personality that doesn't get him a ticket bro his personalities means [ __ ] I have tried ten different personalities when I get pulled over okay and every time each personality what do you think you know my answer do stop recording me shy get the Ferrari yes why because you're [ __ ] young you're dumb as [ __ ] we're on our way to get the Ferrari it is kind of talking me out of it because to $50,000 is a lot of money minutes ago you were like if we don't [ __ ] comer my dick on your forehead David do you make any of your own decisions or do you just let him Ram unions [Laughter] my god Oh oh my god why you driving so crazy I'm sorry it's my fault [Music] we gotta go hi mom this is like those Coachella videos really it's like I could buy you the world how are you do you need a beaut do you need a few sure if you want I don't wanna know you could tear us apart Liam earlier you are you walked in on me naked found a pimple on my button okay did you see my ass crack no historic hit chuck-e-cheese right yeah what did you just tell me let's say it was like a really busy day and we hit this like big butcher knife and we cut the piece away it was like my first day my finger on this butcher knife had bled over like Celia stop you're gonna break the door Illya just pushed out of the vagina not even petting deema oona my hometown to surprise one of my good friends Nick was a huge Chipotle fan it's upside down with a year-long supply of free burritos and on top of that because his birthday I'm gonna throw in a new car nice it's your birthday coming up this week I pop this your poll a they know your big fan so we got you a year-long supply oh no way should we go try it out yeah all right let's do it let's take a new can't say word say something oh my god so much better than next to a new car [Music] I'd never see he like this you think you'll get laid now what do you think if you can stay for the extra day for Coachella you promised yeah I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you I'm gonna shoot you next time I see you with a paintball gun bye [ __ ] you [Laughter] what's up the flowers the world's hottest piece of chocolate it has the balls [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] we're super fishy [Music]

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Length: 11min 21sec (681 seconds)

Published: Tue May 07 2019