David Walliams funny moments Britain's Got Talent | part 6

oh my god these things apart no lifting no brakes how did this go put your foot down come on come on give me some food [Applause] [Music] welcome are you ready to meet your judges oh david williams alicia dixon amanda holden simon cowell [Applause] do you prefer this or the private chat get out look what david's bottom is david williams nation's favorite tv just just in case there's any mix-up so we just remember that i am the favorite simon cowell's facebook was around the bend he brought it to me to try to mend it wasn't broken he's just got no friends cleaning up windows just a beautiful soul comedy flows from you like water i love that you had a go at us all i think some people were more hurt than others some was just entirely truthful um but uh i just can't wait to see what you're gonna do next me on the stage but i'm so terribly shy i can't go on the stage [Applause] so i'm going to tell you a story about a cow called petunia rose malou [Laughter] the farmer loved her [Laughter] as petunia got older it was time to find her a mate [Applause] [Music] and what you worried most about them i felt really bad for david tonight to be honest with you no i really i really did because i really wanted the public to get behind him and they just didn't [Laughter] but these things happened on live tv fourth place isn't too shabby though considering you tried to ruin it for her by buzzing now to be fair forth is really good well that's where you came in the poll of best tv judge [Applause] every time he pulls it out the bag they kick this off with a big fat yes it's a big fat yes big fat yes four big fat yes it's a big fat yes it's a big fat yes four four big big fat fat yes yes why are you stealing my big fat yes i'm actually king of the catch and that's what i'm mine it's mine it's mine they love it when i say a big fat yes from me that's why i'm number one judge in the country so how do you ladies know each other i'm a mom right that's how you met yeah yeah i was there when she was born yeah david can you see yourself and simon getting all together like i see myself inside um i think we should i think we should run away together go retire somewhere somewhere we should go and live and talk would that be nice that would be nice why did you close lovely okay go and hide and i'll come and find you okay hello everybody it's amazing to speak to you i absolutely love this show oh thank you karen okay what's your question who's it for my question is for david um hello david hi hi backstage does simon ever tell you to stop saying you're the best judge um because i think you should say it more oh no oh please don't encourage best it's favorite and that means a lot um yeah he doesn't like it he said there should be a recount because he doesn't believe that he would have been beaten by me simon's actually googling well because there was a different poll out recently i'm trying to get it up now let's read some of your text messages let's read some of your text messages i want to sit down sit here don't even get me started on that dave what was the problem yeah what was that what was that why [Applause] actually i can tell you what you win that's what you win look at that what is it and that nice and we've had it engraved as well can you read the alzheimer this is britain's got more play play your cards right champions 2004 this is the first award you've ever won it's lovely you finally got an award i'm really pleased to see you strike a pokemon you've got one that matters little pose down there guys what are you saying oh no he's just said it again anything's free tonight most botox had in one city the person who has to sit next to the most obnoxious person in the world don't talk about amanda like that so that is a record i am breaking every year we have found your professional doggy lookalike everyone give it up this is true everyone give it up for britain's got talent dug a light [Applause] alicia [Applause] is [Applause] which dog do you think looks like they're judged the most alisha david what race implements do you think you might be able to think i do think i look great are you going to go what a treat david we've got a problem can you see what the problem is yeah you're you're too tall well i can't see myself well that's probably better for the best isn't it let's be honest i can't do that well you can as i am in charge can you feed me yeah sure i'm teasers that's my favorite right now sorry open open wide sorry sorry open open wide open wide close your eyes close your eyes no no people wait no [Music] david no maybe you could do the x factor yeah you'd probably win it [Applause] alicia you don't need makeup what did you say you don't need makeup she does need makeup that's an instance that's exactly what i do when i walk into a room as well i like to give a little swirl is she the boss in this relationship well she thinks she is now david david's excited i love the boots i love your boots what's your name my name is christian quick for the night i am gone the fire shoot me right i'm gonna like the way [Music] [Applause] you can give it to me [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] [Applause] oh you are a born star i mean alicia she made a career miming you know you can do that [Applause] thank you very much okay thank she's all yours hello alicia hello darling i love david but i do think his comments were out of order today do you think just for me you can throw water over him again thank you noah there you go thanks for that question emily hello emily hi stephen hi emily i'm sure you just saw what happened what's your question who's it for no i also love david but i did actually think his comments to alicia so my question is also for alicia can you also throw water over david for me too okay [Applause] the good thing is david you wouldn't know if someone just switched on you wouldn't die the whole show was taken off now and you've really set the standard to beat tonight it was really really fantastic and it'll be brilliant if you won because it's amanda's final year on the show that will just be a wonderful way to say goodbye to her there is a very original water trip we've never seen that before right david number one right david's number one but what is he number one for let's have a little look it is for biggest steven [ __ ] steve thank you about that what a treat right here's your next one do you like the moose [Applause] here's the next one dave is at number one again but what is the topic most irritating thank you everybody let's hear it please don't tell them judges

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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 04 2021