David Walliams arrives LATE to auditions! | Episode 4 | BGT: UNSEEN

um where's david can we do it without him why oh oh there he is i run all the way you did oh i did i did oh my goodness oh stackers i can't do the show today you'll have to bring back david hasselhoff okay you know what i will there are actually contestants waiting i know hello manchester there are david williams and he sticks them on the hole and simon cowell and here they come hey have a seat everybody sit yourself down get your snacks out get ready and we'll get our first axe out on stage this is going to be absolutely fantastic luckily all they did it looks so surreal [Music] joseph dance come on let's thank you god what's your name joseph joseph where are you from cuddly right here um singing yes oh you brought with me hi mom sister are you excited yeah oh you're nervous yes a little bit of all yeah can we get you on yeah should we stop dancing okay let's do it then come on then you're off first joseph we want you to lift the roof off this place here we go and what's your name my name's joseph joseph nice to meet you joseph where are you from um i'm from dudley dudley whoa midland how old are you joseph i'm 10 years old 10. okay you feeling confident yeah you've got grey hair by the way thanks all right good luck okay great style as well i just gotta go and get some yeah oh oh he's had enough he's off where's he going tricked us [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh [Music] i [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Applause] [Music] thank yeah uh let's go to the rock expert on the panel david you're so cool you are such a little dude and you're very very skilled i mean that is not easy to sing and play guitar like that thanks i think you're gonna be a huge star thank you well done well honestly i was so impressed like your stage performance was fantastic the way you just owned it in front of all these people and i just loved every minute of it it was great thank you i mean you are the complete package here that was a brilliant audition well done thank you very good joseph so that was a great audition uh going forward or five years time well ten years time so where would you see yourself um hopefully quite famous what about very famous yeah okay you've got a great personality as well thank you yeah i thought you were going to sing something really sweet to begin with and like and then you came out with that it's great okay we have to vote uh david i'm going to say yes thank you i'm saying yes well joseph you've got four yeses yes [Applause] that was incredible well done well done did you love it good luck well see you next time very shy and then doing good good playing though very good playing very good playing are you saying for us today i'm not gonna sing i'm just going to do a few jokes good good good how are you feeling i'm feeling i'm i'm good i've only vomited three times and uh i'm feeling pumped anything we can do to help you right now i think it's too late for all of us yeah yeah i think the damage is done okay right we'll give it a crack they're ready let's do it if you're going to vomit vomit that way nick it's all yours on to the story have fun out there enjoy thank you thanks everyone cheers hi hi how are you hey i'm ryan how's it going good what's your name i'm nick nick dixon oh same as you we could share the same dad you never know you probably do anything's possible um where are you from nick i'm from cumbria up north so tell us a little bit about yourself me i'm a well i'm a comedian i've been doing it about nine years and uh you know it's going pretty well but i thought let's take it to the bigger stage bgt yeah so here we are yeah okay yeah thank you very much nice yeah just do your thing all right thanks guys how's everyone doing all right yeah good to be here so the big news in my life guys i actually got engaged how about that thank you very much yeah and then we broke up a while ago but thank you um it's fine i'm over it don't know why you brought it up it's uh and now everyone's telling me you've got to go dating again nick you've got to go on date again i'm like i don't want to it's quite a harsh dating world out there now everyone knows exactly what they want like women are obsessed with height i found out recently like i'm five nine and a half so i'm smashing it but like um we're not obsessed with height they're like when i'm bothered about height my ex-girlfriend was four foot eleven i didn't even notice because she had amazing personality and um but we're obsessed with i i had a date lined up with a really attractive woman this is a while ago when i was thinner and she messed with me just for the date she's like wait how tall are you i'm like why are we going on a fairground right like i actually texted that back cause i'm a bit of a legend and uh she goes ideally i need someone over six foot because i'm five six but i often wear heels i'm like you can't do that can you like yeah i'm five nine but i'm often on horseback so you must be eight foot two uh i'm really good at running fast that's what i need must eat mainly sugar cubes okay that's what i'm looking for the other big thing is ghosting now isn't it have you ever been ghosted if you don't know what ghosting is that's where you're messaging someone it's going fine then they just suddenly don't reply and you're like okay guess that's that i'm just gonna walk away it's been six years i've got my pride you know i mean that's my cutoff point six years um i don't know why it's even called ghostings that's not how ghosts behave is it i mean in my experience ghosts outstay their welcome if anything i mean they keep rubbing it even after they're dead i mean how needy is that it should be like oh i go to someone the other day oh what you didn't get back to them no no i showed up at the house late at night and started messing around in the kitchen bang in pots and stuff you know i think that's called stalking me and how boring with ghostbusters have been just a two-hour movie about people ignoring each other jeremy who you gonna call no one i'm just gonna leave actually thank you very much nick nixon thank you very funny like him david well stand-up comedy is one of the hardest things to do i think in the entertainment business and it's one of the hardest things to do on britain's got talent but i think you smashed it tonight thanks very much man thank you very much yeah legend um you were very funny the jokes were brilliant i think it was excellent very well landed the audience were behind you excellent job well done cheers uh nick i think your material was really really funny thank you i think the only thing you're lacking is stage presence okay i do i do [Applause] yeah it's my first crack at this in it so i think what simon's talking about might just be a bit of nerves at a new situation i mean because normally i do have stage presence in a club right exactly what i was going to say i love the fact that when you came on you had your hand in your pocket flowed the audience loved it like simon always says he judges a comedian by the reaction he gets from the audience and you got an amazing one yeah there you nick go course i am saying yes yes i'm gonna say yes four yeses welcome nick thanks a lot thank you everyone cheers i think i'm not i think i can amp it up a bit you know what i mean it's like this is a new situation stood on the spot normally i'd walk around a bit yeah that's about as high energy as i get i think so i think your charm is your lochines that's what i think but uh not for everyone nick never change all right thanks mate you just stares you are because that's how we love you thanks guys hello welcome are we going to talk nope no we're not going to talk okay good luck ladies and gentlemen we are art official we see the world as our canvas in our hands anything can make a sound loading sounds [Applause] [Music] loading sounds [Music] oh [Music] yes from me [Music] [Music] juicy yes from juicy yes from juicy yes from there brilliant like them uh i honestly don't know what to say so i'll go to alicia i thought it was quite cool yeah different i'm not quite sure what it is but um i was filling the base vanilla oh hit it [Music] be [Applause] i think probably what we liked best about this act was that it was about us in some way because we are raging eager today and i just ask you to focus because you're looking all the way over there so if you can just track it i mean i thought it was brilliant i think it's genius i think it's cool i love the way you look the music was great it felt very fresh for britain's got talent it was a great audition well done [Music] i'm going forward would we remain in the act good it's a yes for me yeah [Applause] yes for me that's right you have to go that way amazing fantastic well done brilliant inventive clever really good brilliant and next time maybe we could be in the act yes yeah yeah for that i like this stuff okay good yes you

Channel: Britain's Got Talent

Views: 633,589

Rating: 4.8880363 out of 5

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Id: 4V7YSPQk-J0

Length: 16min 43sec (1003 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 25 2020