Dave Portnoy Terminates the Mean Girls | Stool Scenes

the other day here at Barstow radio we're talking Mean Girls yeah so I talked to Alex today so uh oh they're done yeah fired do you believe in dinosaurs or do you think they were methodical creatures Tyrannosaurus Rexes were the ones that flew right I made the conscious decision to stop washing my hands they didn't used to wash them back way back in the day and there was less diseases Alex Bennett mean girl number one I think it was the most blunt call out I think in Barstool history they're dead now so what are we gonna do all right [Music] so I gotta find the highway spider once I find that the highway I'll be able to tell you where the house is why don't you do that yeah like hey what's that big bear just going through our snacks [Music] so my dad is not Aberdeen loves tracking our flights like that's like what it is you just told me that we're over Starkville right now and Brandon has now been think that's the highway so there was the river back there look there's our Walmart oh I'm sorry there's one of our Walmarts yeah yeah that's where Brandon got his first [ __ ] from his best friend Gus dead that's when Brandon saw his dog get hit by a bus that he was in that part is a true story that Brandon just didn't tell us for five years Bob's gonna be at the show today right Brandon his mom is an absolute Legend [Music] incredible Universe if you want to stay here I like you more than my son too what do you want to know about him I'll tell you I I can't believe he tells you would behave around me when he's the one yeah behave around days I grew up but I moved to Alabama when I was in got it that explains a lot a winner versus a loser sense Walker good to see you I told you before Dave I told you well please we'd rather you sit outside that seems to have been wrong so far but I just what do you do why because I love you too babe 100 I like my mom no joke my son anymore oh yeah Tommy walkers okay Tommy Walker is going to be one of Marshall's biggest arms in like five years oh yeah I got him listen I'll put them under my wing no you quit you quit you know I said I came back 15 seconds I inquired about quitter your Tommy Walker already has a YouTube channel he's I mean we're gonna have a tough negotiation with him when he turns 18. he's gonna get paid more than his dad that'd be great I mean that would be Tommy Walker to be like I want one more dollar than my Dad what's up good ready yeah I'm ready I'm excited I'm gonna swear so much in this [ __ ] Suite dude the only thing they said they just don't like GD that's it that's it so that's the one God damn it oh it should have told me that Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah [ __ ] Jesus they have people cursing there that's fine I know it's just like it's it's the Bible Belt so that's that's the only thing [ __ ] [ __ ] is fine trying to think if that's in my reperto I feel like it's not goddamn I hope I just said oh yes it's in yours 100 damn it this is my records hey William what's up man nice to meet you thanks for coming over yeah look at that ring good to meet you damn I heard you got a bunch of them yeah no nice to meet you nice to meet y'all man I love it I love it how you feeling about the game tonight oh the game is going to be great Alabama go kick some booty okay all right so then maybe let's go like uh 42-21 yeah all right there we go yeah [Music] and they love us over here and take down oh yeah oh yeah okay that's why we've been doing videos pictures all morning good good I know they love you that's why we want you on the show and I don't give a piss about nothing but the time I picked him up this morning like seven o'clock and I said Willie how you doing he come out with a beer and he said I'm ready to go I said that's what I'm talking about I love it I love it I can't wait would have the same conversation 100 times you try to change the subjective tennis it all just came right back I'm just excited to be here because I don't give a [ __ ] about nothing but the time how many times in your life do you think you've said the phrase Roll Tide uh probably about 20 billion times foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] Stone you never go full crest just can't knock on full Crest but I can't go full grass Tommy we need you okay something you can win shocker who's in it plumber Dukes Dana and then you Nate said no yeah come on do the only fans why there's none of you now come on it'll be 19 smokes or something you want to be in an only fans pageant yeah no that's what I'm talking about there we go some people we want we're like coaching a lot yeah yeah we're Dancing with the Stars yes yes I'll be honest I originally said no because I figured I thought that this was a pageant of the women I said I will not be judging a bunch of random only fan moments that come in here but we're judging the men in the office which I have no problem they're a team no I know they're a team but it's really like they're like the coach you know Nick already told me that he recognized one of the girls asked him what he what what she did he said cosplay never felt more uncomfortable in my life he knows he's a subscriber all right they're good to go I think he knows her as a a stretch he chats with her wait what Meek's probably like oh that's my girlfriend she gave me the girlfriend experience what do you mean yeah yeah I guarantee you Ron told them to not pick you're just saying that's yeah that's what happened Tommy bro if I don't get God make sure you go back to this you're literally Trump you'll get picked there's like oh this is funny look at him Meek like like that the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean and Tommy's probably gonna win in the end so now like he always does I got it it's been set up against me before we even started like to say I'm pretty sure this has been set up again aren't you engaged that's what I said this is not this is not what that is that Dana might be in legit trouble when he goes home does he ask permission to do that hey he said he shook his hands Frank did the good thing he didn't even look at them play hard to get like play hard to get if you want me come and get me yeah because he's the most eligible bachelor he knows his work yeah yeah yeah know your value know your work the other day here at Barstow radio we're talking Mean Girls We invited them to judge the uh only fans pageant we had yesterday which would have been perfect for them to be in and just ghosted on us yeah so I talked to Alex today about that because I caught wind of it because I asked that they're in the office she said she was sick not really an excuse to not get back to you so uh they're getting oh they're done fired how many girls are done are they really yeah what happened did the chlamydia finally catch up with them just said it what do you think yesterday and he found out they didn't tell anybody and I guess Alice is up in two weeks they called Alex and she was just like I get it yeah and uh I gotta talk to Jordan still I I did text her I talked to Alex and again I was pretty blunt I was like she said she didn't feel well the fact they didn't even get back to Kevin about it really bothered me I the last conversation I had with them I said if you're gonna do bar stool you gotta do it and come in and be a part of [ __ ] when people are saying come to the office they were like well when we did come to the office everybody [ __ ] on us and that me when they said that to me I was like I think these girls are checked out in light of everything we just went through with like the layoffs and it's you know it's tough to keep two people who seemingly have no interest in being here right breaking news on Barcelona radio uh mean girls are done at Barstool uh pseudo-firing more of a we're not going to renew your contracts that have just expired but I also think it was the last straw whether they had contract expiring or not blowing off the pageant I think was after all the speeches after all the second tries after all the encouragement and going about to not show up and then not even not even text back or even give a give an excuse you know there's only so many times you can try more air time for smokes baby I don't know what we're gonna do on the show now everybody [Music] uh news just broke Dave just said mean girls have been uh let go I don't I don't know it sounds like they would oh yeah oh you were breaking this yeah oh [ __ ] okay so Kyle buckle up buddy Mean Girls It's I would say it's a mutual uncoupling oh that makes sense yeah and I think it was awkward because I think Jordan might have been in the office today and didn't know this I heard that and then he said it out loud and she what do you mean she didn't yeah that's where it gets blurry Jordan's just in our studio yeah that's exactly what I did they asked to do a vo today and I said I was like oh yeah of course I'm not going in there till someone tells her that's I said I'm going home does she know the way Dave made a theme is like he did say he still has to talk to Jordan no she has to know I mean I don't know if she follows this is crazy we haven't broken another retirement to somebody online or whatever whatever you want to call it he said I haven't talked to Jordan so oh okay outside oh [Laughter] that's a tough thing I think she wants to go back to the Forum I don't know if this big city is too tough you never know do you think that you or single-handedly the reason that they lost their jobs because you bullied them out of here you know it's something that I'm gonna have to consider moving forward if uh the power that I hold well I know I said now that you're a president well it's it's right on trend for a political party it is true to push to push out the week I don't have much to say all right I'm a little shocked a little confused Joey's already gone through their top drawer on their desk and he's found some things I got this so there was a significant drop off after King says oh King's murdered it yeah she ruined it you killed it all I killed them for sure but I but I also like I wish that they talked to me like they refused to talk to me I texted them I tried to talk to them in person I briefly talked do you and minahan what is your relationship now they're best friends you seem to kind of be like oh they're gone that's all Kirk does when I run someone out he's like all right he's gone yeah who's the next Target I don't think they're crying about it because if they wanted to say they would have stayed like and you always talk about like Alex want to be here for so long whatever but if she want to be here so long she still be here it makes my life much easier as like the person who has a higher talent to have the other Talent running the talent we hire out of here when they're in the office they were doing much better and then keegs made it impossible for them to come in the office he's uh killed them you actually just don't build a potentially very success going like this and then Kelly killed him and it went like that so six months later when no one has ever been into them to their face no one even after I wrote that blog you went up to them and said I think it was a little hard for Kelly is laughing at you watched clever talk I was expecting people are people went up to them and said Kelly the girls all the girls texted them Bria Fran Bree Grace all of them said hey I like I understand whatever and they all told me they said Hey listen I talked to the girls that said I totally understand that's fine that's fine I'm not trying to alienate them from this office everyone talk to them well they're dead now yeah they're they're dead bodies so you can't be friends with dead people so fine but I but I refuse to say that I am the reason that they couldn't come to work for six months that's [ __ ] [ __ ] you know that's me that is correct only the reasons there's a hundred percent people couldn't hear that Dave said if Kelly doesn't work here Mean Girls still if that blog is never written nothing ever happens well they're dead now so what are we gonna do all right buddy he didn't say that he said he's got options to have a long career worst case what do you think what's the ceiling though Dylan hypnosis no one's seen them exactly all right he don't know bull that's a bro no no no he's here to make this house that's not nice to say accountability who's Phil okay up and coming discovered me from took a chance on me early you're Kobe yes recipes gotta get him out uh doing one of like Frankie's videos yeah you have the good time you smoke out of the skin how do we do that he's like Tommy doesn't talk on Barstool radio he's like he says it disappoints him he's too scared he's scared yeah he's scared he's scared you have to get in a room with him like be a therapist for him and find out what's happening it's a great idea yeah hey did you know that Thomas folks exclusively dates women over 6'4 like if you ask anyone at the Jersey Shore as long as she's blonde no he can't you physically can look through the Jersey Shore just like the census of women over 6'4 they probably hooked up with Tommy smokes how many of those women are available Rebecca Lobo is his dream girl yes like literally at concerts he sits on there exactly yeah way more than you no and I've been telling you this and then he is not he independently noticed the exact same it's not that they thought it's not that they no watch the Texas it's not that they talk more smokes isn't talking WTF telling us every other day it's sad waste of talent it's not that they're talking you're talking obviously that's your talk but you're not being you're not being you that's what it is it's not it's a different show though no but it's not a difference I get on any show and I'm the same at this my pot here if I go to basketball court if I'm in an argument with my friend I'm a guard I'm the same [ __ ] don't [ __ ] damn your light for anybody bro you are a [ __ ] where do you think yeah the top three easy remember you're wondering I was just you know I was wondering if you had the juice if you had seen more Frankie you probably I said it on radio this is the best Jets team on paper in my lifetime and I'm just so battered and beaten by the last like 15 years here at Barstool and like just the entire existence of the Mets Jets Knicks fan that I still can't and won't let myself get I think I would be excited If he if Aaron Rodgers is just out obvious but like if he was a young quarterback and I knew we had a long time in a big window but the fact that it was such a short window it's just like you have to win the Super Bowl right now it just doesn't feel likely it just doesn't feel like it's gonna happen so I'm Aaron Rodgers's number one fan he is a motivated Aaron Rodgers what's to do what Brett Favre couldn't my only concern is while he is that right now moment wow this is some literal Captain America [ __ ] right now holy look at this Spotlight on him there hasn't been a better bro this is one of the greatest moments in American history the last time I was excited to start a season was the year after they made the AFC Championship game against the Broncos Testaverde in the first quarterback game goes back goes to Cody's house no I do not live wait what do you mean he was no he's doing that he's doing that to like slow down the game he's hurt he would not be sitting on the ground no no sucking down no he got look his foot got stepped on no oh my God yo I'm telling you that guy he just tore his Achilles or something this is unbelievable is this the most what is it you're right you're the most [ __ ] but this is why I don't do it there is no way bro why I don't do it something always goes wrong bad things happen and they always will they always [ __ ] well I I I'm not gonna believe you think Aaron Rodgers gonna come out of the game if he's just a sprained ankle he's hurt your ankle it hurts yeah he would knock him out of the game right now he knows for me for sports this may be it this is the match this season combined I know you've been going through it much longer than me I try so hard to not get excited so that I don't get my hopes up so that I can't be crushed but then I get crushed it I just want to enjoy [ __ ] football I just want to enjoy my team on football Sunday I want I just want um 12 years it's just like no you just watch the show and enjoy yourself I will cut that mannequin's head off thank you then the Jets finally have a quarterback and he's dead he's dead he's still in the the tent he's like a [ __ ] horse they gotta put him down yeah [Music] about the flag how am I supposed to not have hope after you run out of the flag oh no no that's not funny that's not funny that's not funny man that's crazy that's crazy you know what Marty [ __ ] you first of all second of all as much as I didn't let myself get my hopes up because of this kind of [ __ ] but so many [ __ ] people did and they have the right to because they have a [ __ ] amazing defense they've got new Young weapons everywhere and then you'll get a hall of them why though why did you do that how are you the owner of the Jets and you think oh it'll be okay if I wear a dumb [ __ ] Platinum chain of course you're gonna be made fun of like instantly I'm not gonna wear it no no no no no she got up and he got it on his own there's no okay it is okay it's not the worst thing well what do you expecting to be dead I'm not it's like oh I got in the ambulance by myself no I don't know no I'm not I'm not doing that yet until I get a report I'm not doing it yet are these [ __ ] Patriots fans are texting me hell of a season go [ __ ] yourself is it that far-fetched but of course he I mean let's be logical for a second he didn't show anything too serious than me at the end he caught he got in the card himself this could be a two or three week injury I'm not this is horrible I'm just not going to like nail the coffin down I mean that moment right there right there that is hard right because that was like I'll try to walk off no wait I can't I mean it could be like what is happening nice they're watching ten days just I just literally I felt it in my bones all off season so many people got so excited and it got so overhyped and I was just like don't get ahead of yourself and I swear to God that [ __ ] Flag I saw that [ __ ] flag and that light it's reflecting off the green helmet and he's like I was like holy [ __ ] this guy already has a New York sports moment and then he had a New York Jets moment like 25 seconds later if it wasn't for the [ __ ] Flag I would have just been like I knew it I knew it this is I'm not even I told you guys I told it was gonna happen but the flag sucked me in the pageantry you watched it you watched me flip and I mean I don't wanna I can't abandon my boys but I can't just sit here and watch Zach Wilson football until [ __ ] 12 at night I can't do it can't do it you're the worst dude I almost didn't come in because I'm like I know Tommy's gonna do this like Tommy's gonna say something about this no it's gonna be back here I had a feeling it might be gay for a while and I'm proud of you you look like [ __ ] I'm gonna buy it for my mom my birthday's coming up

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Length: 26min 8sec (1568 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 15 2023