I FEEL LIKE MY LOOK
IS MISSING A LITTLE SOMETHING. DUDE, YOUR LOOK IS MISSING
EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHOES. EXACTLY.
STEP ONE -- SHOES. STEP TWO -- HAT. UH, STEP TWO ISN'T HAT. AND, FOR THE RECORD,
STEP ONE IS PANTS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? NAH.
I THINK IT'S A BIT "ENH." YOU'RE RIGHT.
TOO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. WHOO!
HOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THAT ONE MAKES YOU
LOOK KIND OF "EH-H-H-H-H-H." YEAH, I GET IT. TOO "THINKIN' IT'S COOL,
BUT LONELY AT SCHOOL." WHAT JUST HAPPENED? [ Echoing ]
HOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THAT ONE
MAKES YOU LOOK... [ STATIC ] YEAH, TOO CANADIAN. I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE, BUT DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME
LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FAT HEAD? I, UH-H-H-H... [ STATIC ] DON'T SPARE MY FEELINGS.
JUST TELL ME. [ STATIC CONTINUES ] HMM. FINE! [ STATIC CONTINUES ] I LIKE IT! BUT, DARWIN,
WHERE YOU GOING? TO THE FOOD COURT! IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. NO!
I D-D-D-D-D -- FINE! IF YOU THINK
I'VE GOT SUCH A FAT HEAD, MAYBE I'LL GO WORK OUT
INSTEAD. D-D-D-D-DIDN'T MEAN THAT! COME ON! WAIT UP!
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?! DUDE!
HOLD O-O-O-O-- HO--
[ STATIC ] HUH!
[ SMACK! ] WAIT, WHAT THE... BUDDY! [ CLUNK! CLUNK!] [ GRUNTING ] OH!
COME ON! UHH! OHH! ALL RIGHT,
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. DAD, HAVE YOU SEEN DAR-- [ GRUNTING ] DAD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE TV WAS BEING WEIRD. I'M MOVING THE COUCH
SO I CAN WATCH THE SECOND MOST INTERESTING
THING IN THIS HOUSE. WHAT'S THAT? THE FRIDGE. [ LAUGHS ] PICKLES. AW, DUDE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. YOU'RE NOT FAT AT ALL. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GRUNTING ] [ STRAINING ] [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, YOU WEREN'T
REALLY GOING UP, SO I THOUGHT
I BETTER GO DOWN. YOU KNOW --
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. UGH! WHATEVER. [ CLANG! PLONK! ] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WHOA, WHOA. AT LEAST
LET ME SPOT YOU, BUDDY. SAFETY FIRST.
[ SCOFFS ] ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] ONE! [ STRAINING ] A QUARTER! A HALF! A -- A THIRD! [ STRAINING ]
TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
OKAY, I GO-- [ SPLAT! VROOM! ] [ STRAINING ] OKAY. I GOT IT!
[ CLUNK! CLANG! ]
