daredevil humor #14 | not the kind of guys you challenge to a fist fight in your underwear

[Music] you ever wake up in the morning and the second you get out of bed it's like every molecule in your body hurts no never morning guys you take the scenic route this morning morning to you too oh i'm in agony dude when you go back to the gym hell no do i look capable of making healthy life choices mr marino's dog was viciously beaten by his neighbor after the dog um amber's only pork chop defiled the neighbor's statue of saint francis see i don't know that definitely sounded like cheating to me mistakes sure were not being hustled here defiled humped repeatedly until completion that's a dog i want to defend oh he's he's all yours cowboy and uh mr as sure as josie's ac is busted what ac get lost to get hurt i went out matthew went out dancing i'm choosing not to believe that and yet it's true mind if i ask you a personal question go ahead are you insane yes does it look like i'm packing gonna wish you were at least she brought water oh no you don't wanna you can't drink the water her name is bethany and she is very limber you're my hero josie's pipes have issues rust mold mr maxwell here was attacked in a bar fight last night i called metro general and the other guy will recover but if you are looking at trial you probably want to wait until his jaw is on wired i think i can actually see the bacteria floating in there so uh when's the next day well there lies the true pain no yes i'm on and done we're talking about a squad of trained killers loose on the streets not the kind of guys you challenged to a fist fight in her underwear the end of the night she hugged me like a cousin and said i'll call you ugh brutal it's not underwear foggy unawares comfortable see that that's why we uh keep our cocktails neat pretend you're abroad on vacation someplace exotic but no mojitos josie just throws mint in the beer the girls are bad ass you have no idea old friend oh friend yeah third grade sister haney's class you're a lot of things bulletproof is not one of them coming here i realized that i just wanted to help people i swear you know what my problem is well it ain't the moves you know i got the moves what's that oh uh the bananas are from mr tate payment for that fender bender thing that's a tragedy of you being blind you've never seen your dance yeah but i could cite the legends i heard in law school and for you strawberry rhubarb you will be mine you have to believe me i i didn't know that oh i believe there's a lot you don't know oh okay look sweetie was a long time ago don't let her out of your four working senses she's as quick as she is beautiful right she reminds me of myself a couple years ago i helped a guy named foster he was a biker not one of ours ricky x shut up come on what is it what's the problem no wingman you never come out with me anymore could you imagine nelson and murdock on the dance floor i can't deny that does sound epic this place brings out something special and foggy are you sure it's not the alcohol we got his operation sorted and then a couple of months later he was back on his harley doing whatever it is you guys do wait which isn't under my business i installed this free trial of accounting software on my computer and the the good news is that i can re-up at every 30 days with a fake email address come on dee i'm out on parole man i can't go back to jail please the bad news is that we're broke i missed hale's kitchen yeah it didn't miss you karen's been asking questions the cuts the scrapes the bruises what do you tell her you have a drinking problem it's horrible ah damn it what happened it was my shutout um you're going for a shutout against a blind man well it's more plausible than you put on a devil suit and beat the out of strangers how do you sleep with nightmares paige get me sympathy from me murdoch get down here really no good huh sunk the eight ball well something winning what happened to smitty you're serious i'll see you in the morning you're an i'm past worrying about the broken bones finding you beaten into a coma a lot of innocent blood can be shed people who both you and i care about are gonna get hurt and you don't seem like the most sentimental guy and leave you two alone for one minute she wanted to teach me she's still listening and that knife isn't in my neck so i have to believe that right now maybe you and i are in the same side i don't want to lose you won't promise me you want me to cross my heart guts harvard i gave you that columbia show off it's not courage it's more like sheer adrenaline good you're the right key shut up shut up [Music] and don't come back is leaving your car belong to a friend where is he he's dead [Music] you

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Id: Xn23H57god0

Length: 5min 32sec (332 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 23 2021