Danny Kaye British Intelligence

yes I'd like to Sam thank you hello what no I'm sorry I don't know well I'm afraid I've no way of knowing that well no how would I know I'm afraid I don't know I just don't know that's all well why do you ask me I'd be the last person in the world to know that one moment please hello British intelligence oh darling darling you know how busy I and I've told you never to call me during World War two hello hello oh yes request permission to see you Sam permission granted what on earth you want sir our people have just captured general burn up on kleiner on a fine hotter impossible why he's the biggest fish we've ever caught in on it I must interrogate him at once send in the crowd the big-time German general you call a crowd I know there's a very complicated going on but after all let's not get nasty never do listen general I am major telex my Smith British Army Intelligence when I am Verner van clan haka I find a house of misfortune to become a prisoner of war I shall expect suitable quarters and orderly as my aide and old I respect and protocol do an extremely high officer of my reign sit down Jim Cinco I can assure your son that the articles of the Geneva Convention will be followed to the letter and now general there is one rather important matter that I do very much want to take up with you we know that you have a bevy of ball bearing bomber bases in Bremerhaven what can you tell us about your diesel driven dynamos in Dusseldorf what about them there I am only choir to give you my name oh hang on serial number my name is general Verna I mean to get that information out of you do your best you may torture me beat me whip me bands the soles of my feet you will get no information for me my dear gen donut glasses boss I see oh really sir did you actually think that I was about to strike you I am compelled to remind you sir that in this war we British are the good guys good you are weak spineless decadent when me winds of all day you have shown the display of audacity and arrogance unparalleled in my experience never forget sir that you are my prisoner we shall try during your stay to instruct you in the virtues of humility and respect to your fellow man now you want to go to your quarters where you will remain until I send for you at which time I shall expect to find you a bit more civilized dismissed Oh major nose is this a motor pool smiles myth of intelligence here intelligence you know we're the ones with the secrets and the maps and the pins on the walls and all that again I want you to send private James up to my office on the double thank you I'm a Jenkins huh that is dinky Jenkins tell me how long have you been in His Majesty's service I guess her age you know sir I six seven eight well I'll jdms are double the choker splitting now jenkins you've been a private all this time haven't you yes well I'm going to give you a bit of a promotion thank you Tom Jenkins where are you where are you from private to general I'm private to general Shang that is absolutely correct sit down Jenkins oh sit down now Jenkins you happen you happen to bear an uncanny resemblance to a certain Jerry J and we are going to disguise you this officer and send you behind their lives in the hope that you will provide us with information that will prove invaluable yes huh now your chances for survival are quite good because you're almost identical in appearance yeah except of course for these glasses I think we'll just take them they'd be a dead giveaway Jenkins huh I want you to take a look at this photo yes sir what on earth is the matter with you boys me glasses her can't see a thing without my glasses well you have to learn to get along without yeah what I'm sorry so I think I stepped in some gum up to me nice yeah Jenkins take a good look at this photo study it closely this is an important power plant in Dusseldorf you see it how can one miss its heart Jenkins I wanted destroyed sprites ha Jenkins would you like a nice I'd you more than make up for in patriotism I'm sending you to Germany oh thank you sir you'll never regret it up but never forget this Jenkins your very life depends on it as of this moment you are general von Klein Harker a German yes sir not yes sir man yah though yes sir yeah those sad I want you to think German I want you to breathe German you're adjourned from the top of your head through the tips of your tippy tip toes remember that never forget that you are German German German hello what smashing news it's over we've won we've won the war we've beaten the kraut cow who are you calling a car

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Views: 169,359

Rating: 4.8776646 out of 5

Keywords: Danny Kaye

Id: jm6X0cHe3lE

Length: 7min 35sec (455 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 15 2012