DANK BRAINY MEMES V139

like and subscribe to higher up your stealth skills petition for brainy to add more than one brainy comment use the hashtag brainy comment to be featured in the next episode me bites into burger everything on the opposite end of the burger happy d-day grandpa I meant bday I'm a genie I offer you three wishes make it for granted you have 3 left me in heaven damn this place is nice as hell Angels has what so here's an alternative top 100 message don't vote for me seriously when you buy a ticket to see me in a club I consider that a vote when you blast my music in your car or share it on Facebook or tell your friends about it that's a vote to those votes and the amazing support you've shown over the last year is what matters to me eff the moon fly me to the moon let me pick its keynotes let me show it what I learned in my moon jiu-jitsu class Wow this blew up wish the moon would you wanted to see me boss sure did the company is now checking internet activity haha I guess I'll start packing up my Sh then Security's already on their way an african-american security guard asked a student to not call him the n-word that request got him fired Thomas had never seen such bullsh before anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself Oh teacher time for sex ed class giggling kid named ed google how to stop gambling addiction I'm feeling lucky one two Freddy's coming for you three four that is Jason you are all of Redd's that's not possible me telling people I'm a girl darling you have no idea what's possible Godzilla versus King Kong how I slept the night before a school trip not to sound depressing that I miss being this excited about life law do you ever just look at things and wonder how they got there eldery woman go outside and play annoying kid on the airplane this girl told me her tits were so big she could fit her [ __ ] on them confused I asked her for a big well played - no well played the Jian Bob Roth stands for good artist Andy then prepared to commit a hate crime [Music] vegans out here II making the nasty patty undercover cops posing as drug buyers arrested by undercover cops posing as drug dealers go what did you just put in my drink me winks and whispers you'll see in a few minutes match ends counter-strike players nobody absolutely nobody the person who makes perfume ads I'm gonna make some wish when you turn your PC off after a 15-hour gaming session you can rest now no taught me I'm angry [Music] three rules no wishing for death no falling in love now bring back dead people I want to come like ahem take character there are four rules I saw a guy at Starbucks today no iPhone no tablet no laptop he just sat there drinking coffee like a psychopath me going to bed knowing I wasn't cursed with the cilantro tasting like soap gene girls have sleepovers OMG Jason is so cute boys at sleepovers I see your Schwartz is as big as mine can I be part of your gang I don't know how gangster are you me the average sponge weights about 56 G 0.123 pounds the common teddy bear weights 280 G 0.61 seven pounds two teddy bears plus the bar can weight up to six hundred and eighty G 1.5 pounds which is roughly twelve times the sponges body weight he does love pain me God who created you got no one me so you believe no one created you got yup me say you're an atheist got plague Martin garrix Dimitri Vegas & like Mike fortnight costume equals no candy this does put a smile on my face when you take a sh on the carpet and watch one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet clean it up pathetic good night son wait what is it well it's just that I'm afraid of the dark son that's racist slap what if you wanted to exit Hotel California but the night Minh said you can check out anytime you'd like but you can never leave just put the peepee down [Music] I think I cut my peepee on the lid brushing your teeth is the only time where you clean your skeleton no microtransactions no loot boxes and no we won't be adding them a single-player Star Wars story for those of you who are ready to become a GT and I thought my jokes were bad so will you go out with me I'm sorry but I'm sapiosexual say Pia what what I'm only attracted to intelligent people that's okay I can understand we all crave for the things that we don't have Martin drop a live grenade when killed you're not a soldier you are a doctor I'm an army doctor which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them black people are just white people but black signs n I've been waiting for you dude in this house 23 people died and five killed themselves family in horror movie am I really that pretty or are you lying to me tell me you're that pretty 20% we aligned 80% I love democracy girls waiting for that one English word to come on in a Korean song so they can sing along our brains are wired to prevent us thinking about our own death Israeli study me reddit Millennials people with depression to show you the power of the Allied forces I soared thus a term in half that's a lot of damage my dad can you stop screaming it's just a video game also my dad during football games [Music] and Co sectionals believe having sex with the earth could save it I have given up this dog can smell people who will give him hoops friend what is your view of the world me angle of depression how big is the specific ocean can you be more Pacific a photo from literally 1850 every conspiracy theory video [Music] some say Heath Ledger was the best Joker some say it's Joaquin Phoenix's Joker but deep down we all know that the only real clown was you for thinking she would ever love you that one non-suicidal brain cell trying to keep you alive no matter how big your house is how recent your car is how big your bank account is our graves will be the same size stay humble Egyptians you're not just wrong you're also poor [Music] [Music] you

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Id: riXOjqCujPo

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 20 2019