DANK BRAINY MEMES V116

like and subscribe if you love clever and brainy memes me loses depression depression after five minutes right back at you back a roué use the hashtag brainy comment to be featured in the next episode people blamed Tom Holland and Mark Ruffalo for spoiling MCU movies but let's not forget that Ned spoiled infinity war literally like 22 minutes into the movie we're all gonna die it's cool time management Jessica I just saw a guy in the library cry for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just stopped crying and went right on back to work teach me you won Best Actress have you ever thought of aiming higher and trying to win Best Actor Satan would you guys still love me if I was a furry Elmo bold of you to assume anyone loved you in the first place satin Elmo basic and in go sigh I'm not as pretty as my sister her sister has the exact same face and body her sister has the exact same face and body but she's got huge badonkadonks I mean huge hooper proper dose just say boo you dumb fat hole i mean huge swamp edom ethical Uncas thomas has seen enough bullsh daddy can you close the closet door before you leave on sweetie do you really think that stupid little door is gonna stop a monster even I could break that if I wanted to kill you hallo bro you are good at math right I yes I'm but if I cut a cake into three pieces each piece will be 0.33 three of the main piece right correct okay if we multiply three by 0.33 three we get 0 9 9 9 so what happened to 0.001 you will find it on the knife oh thanks when you connect to the church we free and you said to join a sex chat room slow heavy metal music playing cent nu s D K my parents after I explained to them how I beat a hard boss in a video game wife was cleaning twelve-year-old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags she asks her husband what do we do husband says I'm no expert that I wouldn't kink spanked him I upload my tinder pics upside down so when girls turn their phones and swipe left it actually swipes right it's basically the next step in evolution when people talk about traveling to the past they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small dude holy Sh Youth can killed everyone lawyer Takashi you've said enough six Ike's 99 I've seen John Cena with my very own eyes this could be us but you play in sorry wrong number wait let's talk big rat falls from ceiling at both alow Wild Wings lands on menu looked like meats back on the menu boys what I thought drug dealers were like as a kid what drug dealers are actually like just remember your soul mate out there is doing the same stupid awkward thing you're doing right now is this a pigeon is this a butterfly so my uncle got a drone now he's king with people how do I convert to how do I convert to Judaism how do I convert to Islam how do I convert to Catholicism how do I convert a PDF anin character I'm just an average fourteen-year-old middle school student also your honor Bob the Builder isn't a licensed contractor but why am i mindlessly playing on my phone I should enjoy nature's beauty the f you looking at [Music] when it's almost spoke toba but this sub isn't full of skeletons yet rattled what's the lowest you'll take lowest I'll go is $700 $200 sure why not okay where do you want to meet 101 Main in Burlington in about 10 minutes sounds good hey I'm here cool head inside into the comedy club yeah then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else laying eggs giving live birth minecraft chickens a guy hey I'll give you 50 bucks to bite your tits go fine takes off shirt guy puts face on boobs ten minutes pass go well aren't you gonna bite them guy not too expensive you fool you fell victim to one of the classic blunders when you hold the door open for a stranger but they continue to walk instead of fast walking I offered you friendship and you spat in my face me let me get a small popcorn and a small drink cashier battle be $28.50 me n what octopus steals my video camera and swims off with it did you get your camera back no he didn't the octopus took the camera home and uploaded this video on YouTube do not admit this person white people stole my car did you mean black people stole my car the perfect mug should doesn't exceed one sets her husband on fire for aping her seven-year-old daughter when you get called over the loudspeaker to leave school early I have been chosen farewell my friends I go on to a better place when somebody wrote turn to page 72 in your health book and it's a picture of titters are a jumper you gonna kill herself yep life sucks if you're going to die anyways do you want to have a sex before you jump hell no you freak oh well I guess I'll just have to wait until her body washes ashore doctors are warning women not to put wasps neces in their vaginas damn it there go my plans for the evening the two smartest kids disagreeing on her answer everyone else Rick Astley never gonna give you up if your girlfriend cheats on you you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat so instead of leaving her for another girl find out the error in yourself apologize to her and be a better man you're not just wrong you're stupid watching a movie when I look down and saw this weirdo I go to the same gas station every day after work for beer and burritos today when I asked for my beretta s' the guys said they're hot I knew you'd be here so I made a fresh batch and that's the most thoughtful SH anyone's done for me in a while boobs before I saw Newton invented gravity me tries to use a slightly Bend one dollar bill vending machine what the f take it out actual photo of Harry Potter catching the snitch cashier arrested for memorizing over 1,300 customers credit card info for online purchase me try to remember today's date though look my entire vocabulary on one card [Music] the Pacific Ocean has 3.9 stars out of five on Google Maps who the [ __ ] down voting the ocean Atlantic Ocean Japan's Environment Minister make climate fight sexy modern problems require modern solutions what I'm going to do tonight masturbate then lay in bed looking at MEMS to avoid the fact I'm depressed okay friends let's review why we don't roughhouse at school what are we trying to avoid yes Adam we want to avoid injures not the answer I was looking for Debbie can you help us out we want to avoid a lawsuit very good when your armor doesn't match but you have the best stats when someone interrupts me while I'm talking to myself me looking around to see if anybody noticed that imaginary conversation I just had with myself when your grandpa says millenials use tech to match so you unplug his life support Harry this Youth King casual using the galaxy brain template using the increasingly buff spongebob template using the van smart modeling reaction template using some random dudes head MRIs to create your own template Japanese man dated a cockroach had wet dreams with it ate it when it died Thomas has seen enough bullsh this is jarred you will see him once and never again say hi to jarred a Texas man forged his wife's signature and divorced her without her knowing you did it you crazy son of a babe you did it Germans in ww1 shotguns are inhumane Americans I don't give a ref what you think Jerry video games be like the path is blocked you must find another way Jeremy Clarkson claims he's not homophobic as he enjoys watching lesbians on the Internet he a little confused that he got the spirit Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friends head to wear as a hat there's no place for weakness on the Sesame Street how it looks how it feels when someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before why does one of your balls hang lower than the other it is unwise to keep two Infinity stones so close together this guy dresses up and costume at the gym to take the attention away from his overweight friend who was embarrassed to go to the gym because that's what heroes do [Music] you you

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Id: jTSe0KSCung

Length: 11min 53sec (713 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 24 2019