Quick D: Dancing Phantoms

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This guy puts as much effort into five minutes as some YouTube celebrities put into their entire careers.

👍︎︎ 4041 👤︎︎ u/ElagabalusRex 📅︎︎ Apr 06 2018 🗫︎ replies

This was way too professional for a 5 min youtube video.

Captain D deserves his own TV spot.

👍︎︎ 1227 👤︎︎ u/MusgraveMichael 📅︎︎ Apr 07 2018 🗫︎ replies

Can't believe he doesn't even have 700k subs after 10 years.

👍︎︎ 240 👤︎︎ u/Sid6po1nt7 📅︎︎ Apr 07 2018 🗫︎ replies

real human monkeys are prone to forming overly high opinions of their own performance

Dang.. I thought Serkis toned down his digital makeup rhetoric a while back :D

👍︎︎ 650 👤︎︎ u/DemIce 📅︎︎ Apr 06 2018 🗫︎ replies

"The art world is terrible" sad but true

👍︎︎ 859 👤︎︎ u/MrRager1994 📅︎︎ Apr 06 2018 🗫︎ replies

Yeah, Captain D! This one was so informative!

👍︎︎ 237 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Apr 06 2018 🗫︎ replies

His character he plays reminds me of a old VHS film i would watch on at school on a tv with wheels.

👍︎︎ 136 👤︎︎ u/everyvillianisalemon 📅︎︎ Apr 07 2018 🗫︎ replies

That fucking mic drop at 4:30

👍︎︎ 103 👤︎︎ u/Iunchbox 📅︎︎ Apr 07 2018 🗫︎ replies

Thats seriously a very good explanation of 3d computer graphics. Really gets the gist of it without going into too much detail.

Of course it only touches the surface of what 3dCG is but it goes over the basics well despite being just a minute or so long

👍︎︎ 183 👤︎︎ u/pun_shall_pass 📅︎︎ Apr 07 2018 🗫︎ replies
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When you’ve analyzed as many trick videos as I have, you develop a sense for it. That’s simple wire removal, that’s just a thing that happens when you do that, and this is, of course, a person in green keyed out from under plastic… hmm. Well, you can see the second guy through the first one, and you can kinda see the underside of the sheets with no one there, which is not something you can just— and the whole thing is happening in a real, moving shot. For the first time ever, I’m at a complete loss as to how in the world this could’ve— Oh, okay, I got it. I got it. Um, but I can’t really explain it to you. See, this isn’t just some gag by a kid on the internet. It’s part of a whole series of legitimate video art by a digital artist with a Star Wars–worthy name of Kiyan Forootan, and to break down the super-advanced techniques he used to create this, I’d have to basically first give you an entire background fundamentals course in computer graphics. So let’s do it. [clears throat] [piano music] Points connected by lines form a polygon, which defines a flat surface. Many polygons interconnected at various angles define three-dimensional structures in the computer so efficiently that a 3D model of this fake cap could totally fit on a floppy disk. Ah, crap. That was an antique. Of course, it would look like total garbage unless it’s shaded. Through various algorithms to smooth out polygon edges and calculate how light would interact with surfaces in the real world, we can mix a bunch of textures and make the models look very realistic. The resulting image files are much bigger, and the time and processing power it takes to render them can overwhelm even computers like this— Ah, [bleep]. That was brand new. To make the models move like in all your favorite animated films and games and… game-films, we have to puppeteer them by hand, but virtually, like stop motion, but better. But also we don’t have to. Sometimes we can just make human monkeys jump around in the real world and capture their motion. Real human monkeys are prone to forming overly high opinions of their own performance, but motion capture data is humble and low-maintenance and can be applied to anything, like a monster house! Or all the surreal dancers in this Major Lazer video. But not this dancing baby from the ’90s. This wasn’t done with motion capture. Stop thinking it was. And sometimes the animation can be procedural, where we make math do all the work by simulating real-world dynamics. There’s particle dynamics, rigid body dynamics, soft body dynamics, and cloth dynamics. Congratulations, you now understand everything about computer-generated images, with the exception of a few minor details. Now, let’s reexamine the Dancing Phantoms clip with your new, educated eyes. Kiyan filmed a real background, tracked the camera motion, and placed generic human 3D models into it. He then threw virtual sheets over them using cloth simulation. To make those look real, he also probably photographed a spherical panorama of the location so that the environment cast light and reflections onto the sheets. And finally, he just… turned off the humans. But the most important element of this whole thing is, of course, the motion-captured dancing, and to recreate that, I spent a few thousand dollars on a state-of-the-art active marker optical performance capture system that can… wait, I’m being told now that you can actually download all kinds of motion capture samples for free from the Internet. That’s probably what Kiyan did. But it makes me wonder. If the dance motion capture is pre made, and the sheet behavior is simulated, and each of theses phantom clips is set to commercial pop songs, [“U Can’t Touch This” plays] Then what part of this is the actual art? Is it the shiny colorful plastic? I guess the shiny colorful sculptures of Jeff Koons are considered good art and so are the infantile scribbles of Robero Britto, but Jeff Koons has been known to copy other creative works and has been sued for it. And Brito sued others for copying his style, and that Major Lazer video isn’t a Major Lazer video at all, it’s an intro for an awards show made by Method Studios, and even though Kiyan Forootan is nowhere in the credits of this project, the stylistic similarities are striking. And guess which predates which. [chuckles] The art world is terrible. I’m glad I’m on YouTube.
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Channel: Captain Disillusion
Views: 2,692,708
Rating: 4.9682364 out of 5
Keywords: visual effects, animation, CGI, computer graphics, mystery, explanation, art, critique, review, comedy, sci-fi
Id: Hy6vddbQa8Q
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Length: 4min 57sec (297 seconds)
Published: Fri Apr 06 2018
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