Cutaway Compilation Season 13 - Family Guy (Part 5)

well i'll try anything quagmire cause i actually like running that cookie shop it's way better than that job i had telemarketing to buttholes hello sorry wrong number hello sorry wrong number and how are you today sir these cookies are amazing they're even tastier than connie britton's hair hmm god your hair is delicious who are you i'm the guy who killed your bodyguard i am throwing you the best birthday party ever are you sure about that yeah i'm great at throwing parties i was in charge of planning woodstock all right guys here's what i'm thinking a whole festival of muddy boobs well don't you want to have music oh yeah that's a good way to get those muddy boobs moving i just really like spending time with you wow i am gonna have to write to somebody about this dear penthouse i used to think these letters were fake until my tape together soccer ball-headed girlfriend fell in my lap hey do we still have a magazine i'm glad we got here early i like to watch the previews yeah and also the friendly warning about theater shootings don't get shot by a bullet don't get shot by a bullet keep your wits about you this place used to be fun you think you're better than me ah look at you brian right at home with us dumb guys you're blending in better than the centipede among millipedes well what should we do today let's try on a thousand shoes wait a minute you're an imposter the right address this doesn't look like the building from brian's presentation come on quagmire never judge a book by its cover or a movie no you know that's really nice of you stewie well he's my brother we've got to stick together like that two-headed girl on tlc okay who wants to taste it who wants to smell it my dad was a military man so he he wasn't around much and my mom well let's just say she was a little promiscuous in fact i think my problem started the day i was born it's a boy mrs quagmire ah that's wonderful how do you feel horny really horny could you put him back so i can push him out again i was born nine times that day all right according to cleveland it's also healthy for couples to have shared activities so since you like golf i thought we could play around so so what do i do just aim for the pond no you're not supposed to hit it into the water but you hit it into the water i know i hid it into the water why do they even have water if you're not supposed to hit it there because it's fun we're having fun look it went further than your ball all right it's a deal you can help me with some chores but one slip up and you'll be better than the first man to die in the battle of the boyne normally when we do those there's there's like uh joke i'm not your client ah they'll be fine he'll bounce back just like humpty dumpty did after his fall my god it's a miracle you were able to put me back together again yeah it was actually a pretty simple procedure maybe next time go straight to a medical professional and skip the horses and illiterate servants well that is the last time i drink and masturbate on top of a high wall oh that is the nicest thing anyone's done for me since my kids gave me that father's day gift oh look a tie perfect it's from all of us we now return to another michael jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason does your underwear have tags uh what uh mr jordan you're gonna have to take your seat and stop asking people about their underwear we now return to top chef looney tunes edition okay chef fudd i was a little disappointed in you this week your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath but i used carrots and celery yes i saw he was scrubbing his back with a long celery stalk chef sylvester on the other hand i'm happy to say your suffering succotash was absolutely delicious thanks no absolutely not i am not living like this you think morgan fairchild has a fart hole in her house morgan the cocoa van is divine but so rich will you excuse me where do our hollywood farts go i've heard they're filtered into tom sizemore's house [Music] ah morgan but i can't live without my laptop how else am i supposed to get my degree from the university of phoenix credit card information and submit and i'm a lawyer we find the defendant guilty of murder sorry you know sending him to school wouldn't be the worst idea he might even enjoy it i know i had a blast in college man i love college so many chicks so many parties yeah totally i'm supposed to meet the r.a for coffee later in the common room but until then i'm just gonna walk around with my shower caddy and see what people wrote on their whiteboards besides i got to keep training the marathon's in two days brian i'm worried you're losing yourself in all this do you remember that phase when you thought you were a pointer dog was someone wearing my new high heels you dick come on brian i need this rope in case i open a nautical-themed restaurant come on down to pete's crab shack we got boat parts on the wall so you know the crab comes from the ocean eaten next to a porthole what i love shopping at christmastime ugh small food courts are so depressing you can always tell which fathers are disappointed in their sons because they eat lunch with their coats still on how's that food dum-dum too bad eating ain't math cause then i'd have something to be proud of i want to go live with mom i know so do i don't worry i got a great price on it you know how good i am at making a deal all right i have 50 for the first person with a paperclip and rouge in their purse monty monty paperclip and rouge paperclip and rouge why do you have rouge i don't know it's been in the purse for ages why do you have a purse for the paper clips and rouge you idiot what are you gonna buy with that fifty dollars percent rouge aw crap looks like they're completely sold out yeah sorry we just sold our last turkey to that guy you are the turkey i have chosen to pardon fly free turkey oh fudge cycles peter i was at the park with stewie and someone stole his tricycle and during like the one second i was looking down at my phone and not at him stupid thief it's got a vanity plate that won't even apply to him hey you like your reggae watered down and acceptable at a wedding hop on we now return to yet another indiana jones movie snakes why did it have to be snakes elderly potheads why did it have to be elderly potheads i'm sure it was all meant in good fun yeah it was supposed to be fun but it was humiliating i felt like a premature volcano i just think you're a really cool island and i'd like to get to know oh god oh i'm so sorry i am so sorry you're just so pretty please don't tell the other islands you know what we should just go out and start filming cause i think we're really gonna surprise everyone like buster keaton did in his first talking picture here we go i'm moving through the scene and i slammed the door oh no i slammed it too hard and the house is gonna squash me oh it turned out that window was there pause for laughing 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Length: 9min 36sec (576 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 30 2021