- [Narrator] Everyone's
got that special place they hold dear to their heart where you can just let it all go. Rich or poor, young or old, we
all gots to go potty, right? But it turns out, some
people do their ones and twos in the weirdest places imaginable. Put the seat up, young Skibidi, I've got you a one-way
ticket to tinkle-town as we look at some of the strangest and most cursed bathrooms in the world you wouldn't dare use. (upbeat music) "Master of Poop-pets." Listen, we've all gone
to see our favorite band and been horrified by the
state of the bathrooms. I mean honestly, I don't know what kind of nonsense people get up to in the cubicles at concerts, but they just can't pee straight. However, recently I went to The Brass Mug, a music venue in Tampa, Florida, and I saw something even more
disturbing in the bathroom. Their fully functioning toilet
has been made out to have an unflattering likeness to
Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Um, right... The piece was made for them by musician and artist Prince Midnight,
who tends to lean towards the scatological. Here's another installation
of his, this time, supposedly of electronic
producer Aphex Twin. Hmm, I'd say Aphex Twin if he
was in a PlayStation One game, but that's just me. I don't know what kind of
relationship you'd need to have with a musician
to want to use a toilet of their likeness, though. I'm getting some pretty
sinister stalker vibes. Imagine walking in on someone
praying to their custom toilet as if engaged in some kind of dark ritual. Yeah, I'd give it 10 minutes
in there if I were you. Now, you might not be
too keen on transforming your ceramic sanctuary into
a fully grown human being and who could blame you?
It's creepy and weird, but that's not to say you can't enjoy some death metal defecation. You can buy this punk-looking
toilet seat on Amazon, so everyone knows you're a badass! Although, taking a look
at those razor blades and barbed wire, they
might just think you have a literal bad ass. As for the price, I dunno. It's currently out of stock, so it must be popular with someone. Who exactly? Your guess is as good as mine. "Futuristic Flushers." Let's face it, when it comes to toilets, one country is leagues
ahead of everybody else. I'm talking of course about Japan. I mean, come on, their
restrooms literally sing to you as you do the dirty. (calm music) But for all their innovations, some Japanese toilets are weird, or just downright frightening. In a restaurant on the outskirts of Tokyo, the men's restroom has an
alarming surprise for diners. Take a look. Yikes! Yep, that's a big ole mouth. Call me prudish, but I don't think I want
my toilet staring at me while I'm trying to go. Urinals make me nervous
at the best of times, but this? (shudders) Oh, and ladies, I hear you laughing away
at us men getting shy. Don't worry, you wait until
you see what hideous fiend is hiding away in your lavatory. Ready? Yeah, not so funny now is it? Honestly, I have no idea
what this repulsive monster is meant to be, but it's gross. And highly impractical too. I sure hope there's another cubicle free or whoever uses this is gonna
have to get pretty acrobatic. "Trypoophobia." The world around us is a scary place. A lot of people are scared
of a lot of different things. You know, trypophobia? It's when you have an aversion to things with repeated patterns or
clusters of tiny holes, like honeycombs. Me? I have trypoophobia. It's an aversion to toilets
with tiny holes, like this. Hole-y crap, that's revolting. It's like if Crocs made toilets. Serious hats on for a second. Logistically speaking,
how would this even work? Whenever you flushed it would
flood right through the holes and you'd have toilet
water all over the floor. Grody! I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this isn't a real toilet. It's either an altered image
or just a concept thing someone made to ruin my day. The same, however, can't be said for this. Okay, so these aren't
holes, they're googly eyes, but that doesn't exactly
make me feel better. I know my best angle and it's not precariously
lowering myself butt-first onto Splashdown Stadium. We're gonna lock this one
away in the mental cupboard of 'internet nonsense I
feel no better for seeing' and pretend like it never happened. There's one hole that upsets
me more than any other though, and that's the hole
you'll leave in my heart if you don't click those
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interesting videos in the works just for you! All right, let's get back to the video. ♪ Just the Poo Of Us ♪ Okay, so I know I said
one of the best things about toilet time is getting
some peace and quiet. But what if I get lonely sometimes? Wouldn't it be great to be able to share your most cherished moment
with a friend or loved one? Dear viewers, I present
to you the tandem toilet. Isn't it a thing of beauty? Now you and the homie can play chess or shoot TikToks together
while you're doing your dirty. What's that? You've got
more than one homie? Well, don't you worry, lucky, I've got a triple crown for three kings or queens right here! And there are even two
special handwash basins right next to you! On second thoughts, maybe don't go putting
your hands in there. Ah, you know what, the heck with it. Why not get the whole gang involved? We've got room for everyone. You might just have to
fight between yourselves to decide who gets the deluxe
suite in the back, though. Honestly, I don't know
where these toilets are or if they're even in use, but I do know one thing, I'd
rather soil my tighty whiteys. "Thirsty Work." Sometimes I wake up in
the middle of the night and my mouth is like a desert. It's like this sawdust demon
has sucked all the moisture from my body. Does anyone else get that? Well, at a campsite in Botswana, a rather thirsty passerby stopped off in the middle of the night for some unconventional refreshment. Take a look at this. Ew! Straight from the bowl? I've never been that dehydrated. But this is quite a common occurrence at the Elephant Sands Lodge. If you hadn't guessed, as
well as housing human guests, the lodge also attracts
some rather larger visitors. The elephants are provided
with their own water, but often it's salty and
doesn't quite hit the spot on a hot summer's day like
a fresh toilet bowl does. In fact, some lodge
guests have reported using the facilities when a huge
trunk has suddenly reached over and tapped them on the shoulder. Jeepers! Imagine the fright! I'd be glad I was already in the bathroom. "Covert Crapper." We've all got that
awkward space in our home we just don't know what to do with. Like a little alcove or bit of wall that nothing seems to fit on. Well, this next homeowner stashed something rather surprising
in a cupboard in their house. Yup, it's perhaps the
weirdest location for a toilet I've ever seen. Huh? I have a really hard time
wrapping my head around it. I mean, if a fully grown
adult tried to use it, would they have their head
sticking out like this, or tucked in like this and leave just their knees sticking out? Somebody please, help a guy out. Luckily, I've got a handy chart of poopin' positions right here. Looking at this, how do you
reckon the cupboard crapper is meant to be used? Hmm, if you said "9" or "0," get out. The only reason I can even
think of for its existence is that it isn't actually
meant for a fully-grown human. Perhaps a poop hungry toilet gremlin then? Or, more likely, it was installed while somebody was potty
training their child as a more easily accessible
alternative to the main toilet. But even that feels a little farfetched. Do you have any better ideas? Let me know in the comments. "Deuce Banner." Normally, I'm a pretty chill guy. It takes a lot to get under
my skin, and just as well! You wouldn't want to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Something else you won't
like is what's inside this bathroom stall. Go on, Marvel at this. Oh dear, he looks like
he needs some fiber. It's less Hulk Smash and more Hulk Splash. In fact, Hulk splash so badly that he seems to have
spilled green residue all over the floor, yuck! But if Deuce Banner here isn't your thing, maybe one of these is. Iron Can, Thor, God of Throne-der, and my personal favorite, Spooderman. As for where these Avengers
Ass-emble, I don't know. Something tells me that this
could be the work of AI again. At least that's what I hope. I find more comfort in believing that than this genuinely
being a passion project someone put a load of time and money into. "Long Way to the Plop." As you bring your knife and fork together in the middle of your empty
plate, you slump slowly into the booth. It's Tuesday, Cracker Barrel Day and you've gorged on enough
Chicken Fried Chicken to feed a family of four. As you lay semi-lifelessly
your stomach begins to growl a deep, guttural moan. Your hands scramble as
you try and grip the table to haul yourself towards the bathroom. Reaching out for the handle, you twist and hear the dreaded click of the lock. Darn, engaged. Looks like you came
second in the barrel run. Beads of sweat appear across your forehead as your stomach twists again
and time begins to slip away. You shift your weight across
your feet, left to right, then back to left, in an endless dance as seconds feel like hours
and minutes feel like months. Suddenly, the door
unlocks and swings open. The man emerging barely
has time to step aside before you barge past and
slam the door behind you. A relieved chill blows through
the hairs on your body. But it doesn't last long. As you turn around to face the
seat your body screams for, you see this... How can you be so close and yet so far?! Before you can curse,
your stomach cramps again, you start bounding towards
your porcelain prize. With each step, the corridor
grows longer and longer. The lights flicker and you swear you see an ethereal figure flash in front of you. No time to think, just keep running. You close your eyes as the
twisting in your stomach becomes unbearable and your
legs pump beneath you again, and again, and again... (sharply exhales) Oh, sorry, I must've dozed off there. I had a terrible dream. But that nightmarish toilet is very real, at least, if you believe this guy. He claims the pooper from hell
is in a house he's renting in Nairobi, Kenya, and
that it's not actually as bad as it seems. Pah! I doubt it. Just looking at this thing
is giving me a severe bout of claustrophobia. Wait a minute, my seat feels warm. Why does my seat feel warm?! "Pittsburgh Pitstop." Asking where the bathroom is
gives me the heebie-jeebies. The answer is always so convoluted. It's like, near the front door,
take a left, then a right, up the stairs, take the
ski lift, like what? I should've asked 20 minutes in advance. Well, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
some toilets are found in the strangest locations, like halfway up a staircase. Sheesh! Can't a boy get a
little privacy these days? Funnily enough, these toilets
were exceptionally practical for 20th century industrial workers. Say you were a steelworker or coal miner and you came home absolutely
filthy from a long day's labor. Are you gonna want to march
through your nice clean home in your dirty clothes? Heck no! Instead, laborers could enter the basement through an external door
where there'd be a bathroom for them to clean up in rather
than traipsing dirt across their floors, neat. Perhaps in the staircase
toilet's case then, the basement itself didn't have the room or adequate plumbing facilities so they were forced to install it in an even less conventional place. Honestly, I can't say for certain. Another possible
explanation is that in areas that experience flooding,
the toilet is often the fixture that overflows. So, instead of having it on
the ground floor of your house where it will inevitably
ruin your nice interiors, whoever installed the toilet
decided to contain the leak to the basement. Or, in this case, the
stairs to the basement. Again, I'm not sure, but
it makes a lot more sense than someone plonking a toilet
on their apartment stairwell for the giggles. No one wants to shimmy past Mrs. Jenkins bare-cheeking it first
thing in the morning. I'm regretting having English muffins for breakfast this morning. "Get to the Ploppah." Sometimes when I'm rushing
out the door for work, my morning coffee hits and let's just say I've gotta dash back inside before I oopsy on the interstate. But then I always get stuck in traffic. If only there was a way I could
get to work, skip traffic, and enjoy my morning coffee. Fret not, kind viewers, because I've found this. Pretty amazing, right? It's like a futuristic
porta-potty crossed with a drone. Imagine all the places you
could fly over in this! The Leaning Tower of Pee-sa,
the Great Stall of China, and who could forget, Machu Poo-chu. What? Can't blame a guy for
having a little fun, okay? The bad news is this thing
doesn't actually exist. It's just an AI image
that went viral online. Even so, come on, I just
had to show it to you. Who knows? One day we could
all be zooming around in these. Ain't that a thought? "Gold Nuggets." We all like to feel a
little pampered sometimes. Whether it's a nice face mask, a relaxing hot bath with
some scented candles, or maybe a little time on
your solid gold toilet. Wait, what? Just look at that thing. Now I get why they call it a throne. It's absolutely majestic. As for who dropeth their golden nuggets at this gaudy water closet, well, a lot of people have
wrongly attributed the image to former Ukrainian
president, Viktor Yanukovych. However, after a bit of detective
work, I've uncovered that it was doing the rounds on
the internet for years before. Yanukovych did have a gold toilet, something he was relentlessly mocked for in an exhibition held in
2013 by his opposition party. It just wasn't this one. The porcelain prince behind this pompous potty remains a mystery. Still, that's a level of lavishness we can all aspire to, right? Though, actually, I can go one better... Whapow! Ain't that a beauty? Someone with more money than sense has created this diamond-encrusted
derriere domicile and I'm shocked. I can't imagine it being
that comfortable, can you? Yikes! Let me know if you'd own one of these
down in the comments. "Big Pecker." As a man, there's nothing worse than going into a public
bathroom to use the urinal and noticing that whoever's next to you has an absolutely massive pecker. It's intimidating. I mean, if you had this thing next to you as you were trying to mind your business, how would you feel? Huh? Wait, what did you
think I meant by big pecker? Ew, you're gross. Obviously, I was talking
about these storks hiding out in the bathroom at Miami Metro Zoo. See, in 1992, Florida was
ravaged by Hurricane Andrew, the most destructive hurricane
to ever hit the state in terms of structures damaged. So, to protect their beloved
animals, the zoo converted some of their more structurally
sound indoor spaces into makeshift animal pens. Which is a much more wholesome backstory than I was expecting for
such a cursed looking image. Now, I love being safe and sound listening to a raging storm outside, but being trapped in a public
toilet during a hurricane just hits differently. "Spun Out." What can I say? Ya boy loves a party. But I always get a little
frisky with the beverages and have to lock myself in the bathroom until the spinnies stop. But if I got myself
stuck in this bathroom... (deeply inhales) Well, I
think I'd barf everywhere. Whoa! Anyone else feeling a little dizzy? Now, I know what you're thinking, which bozo tried painting a
checkers board design freehand? Well, that would be
super-talented American artist, Ramon Orlando Trujillo. That's right, these big
undulations are intentional. His work tends to play
about with straight lines to create something super disorientating. I'd say mission accomplished. Despite Ramon's supportive
affirmation plastered across the mirror that "You look fine"
however, I don't feel fine. If you left me alone in here
for longer than 90 seconds, I'd probably be repainting it myself, if you get what I mean. (sighs) Boy, I'm starting to
regret having spicy tuna rolls for lunch now. Let's get outta here. "Venus Guy Trap." Okay, fellas, which one
of you can't aim properly? I'm tired of going to the men's room and walking out leaving footprints. So, I've had a scout around
to find some aiming aids for when you're doing your business. Ready? Number one I like
to call the Venus Guy Trap. Because if I put my little
amazed anywhere near that, (deeply inhales) well
that's getting trapped. It's also where I imagine
Mario goes to the toilet. Not that I imagine it
often. (clears throat) Moving swiftly onward,
let's try option two. I like to call this
one, the George WC Bush. This ludicrous lavatory
was part of an exhibition by artist Clark Sorenson,
who is also the brains behind the todger trapper. Sorenson's potty preoccupation produced this porcelain political protest in 2009 about the former POTUS. Look, I'm not saying anything
about George WC's policies, or Sorenson's comments on them, but it's one of the most
cursed things I've ever seen. As for whether it would
improve people's aim? Well, there'd probably
be about a 50/50 split. "Chilly Cheeks." There's nothing quite
like being out in nature. Rain or shine, hot or cold, I
just love the great outdoors. But one morning on a fresh,
wintery hike I stumbled across one of the strangest
setups I've ever seen. Wrap your thinker around this. Now, I'm not convinced this qualifies as a functioning bathroom. It seems to be lacking
any sufficient plumbing, but what do I know? I just hope nobody actually
sat down on it that morning, they'd have a hard time
prizing their posterior off it. If I had to guess, I'd say
the homeowners built this as a kind of novelty swing. And I think the conversation might've gone a little like this: "Honey, I'm home. Did you manage to pop out
and get the toiletries?" "Toiletries?" "Yeah, toiletries. You know, toothpaste, soap." "Oh, I thought you said,
you know what, never mind. Just don't look in the yard
for about 30 minutes or so." "Tex-Ass Toilet." Do you ever get the feeling
you're being watched? Like someone is following
you, everywhere you go? If so, you probably wouldn't fancy using this public restroom in
Sulphur Springs, Texas. From the inside, you can
watch the whole world go by, and personally, I'd say people-watching is way more exciting than
scrolling your phone. But wait a minute, I don't
want everyone to see me with my pants around my ankles. I mean, this see-through
latrine is literally in the town's central plaza. Well, the great news is, they can't. The curious cubicle is made
entirely from one-way glass. So, you can see out, but
no one else can see in. Neat-o! The transparent toilets
cost a whopping $54,000, but they've become quite
the roadside attraction. What do you think? Could you do your thing knowing no one could see you in there? Me? I'd be too scared that
the walls would collapse and a camera crew would come
rushing around the corner. It looks like a bad
prank waiting to happen. And on that disturbing note, we've reached the end of the video. Which of those dead-pan
bedpans was your favorite? I know what my least favorite was. Make sure you leave a comment down below. Until next time, thanks for watching.
