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[Music] okay [Music] why why are you wearing a diaper my name is dobby i'm a little duck with a big heart i live in a peaceful town surrounded by friendly people so please allow me to show you around little duck's having problem [Music] talking to me you good down there little duck i don't know how to use this thing it's just a goddamn metal hook on a stick i don't know how to use it you just dip it in the water a little duck and no that's happening there's no fish yes there are you just dip in the water i don't see any damn fish what is it i'm gonna [Music] this is stupid i'm gonna go sell drugs making friends around here is easy you're surrounded by so many nice people i don't want you here get out i just want to be friends i don't know anybody that guy new here just sightseeing which guy it's a little man that's up standing there how you baby monkey what's your name little guy oh i was actually just leaving stay away from me stay back for me your little giggle [Music] where it's on the bridge he's hanging out with oh yeah he's hanging out with some dog or something i gotta say this is nice you know i've been i've been getting caught all my life it's nice to catch something to my own look at him right there [Music] so looking for the fish oh that's a good one that's a that's a trophy fish right there you put that on your wall is that a good price or what oh that's a good fish i know a man who can who can stuff that attack it right on come on you can stuff that fish come on don't let itself again pick up pick that puppy up whenever i walk i do this cool what brings you all the way out here yeah a while back i had an accident where i i had to become something something more [Music] didn't exactly result in anything healthy for me but you know i'm just retiring trying to get back to my old self you feel well pika i think you'll find a wonderful home free of any weird things around here that that you could that monkey killed me earlier yeah stay clear this peaceful village is run by our mayor tom nookie get it all for the rookie um i'm assuming you've read the rules yeah i'm assuming you've seen the rules rule seven okay okay seven i didn't see seven i already know he's got a very strict set of rules he even outlawed the growing of turnips he says they're bad energy or something but it's fine it's just nice to live in a community where you feel genuinely cared about i'm just laughing you're starving that sounds like a me like a you problem go make some money the mayor has been planning a big festival that everyone's really excited about we've got all kinds of uh snacks looks like we've got some uh sugar-free soda here we've got so many potatoes uh cherry balloons in the tail on the knuckling bobbing for cherries what is that down there no it's not the sausage festival yet that's next season i appreciate everything the mayor does for us he works so hard so that we can have a beautiful town and i'm not just saying that because of rule 10. i genuinely just really like the mayor and don't and i i love when i see him oh god there's a mayor hey hey how's it going it's great that is great are we having a good time yeah eating a lot of uh nice fruits and vegetables and uh not turnips yeah no we don't do turnips around here why are you wearing a diaper i've got a poopy butt oh under that's understandable well you know the festival's going to be right around the corner and you're going to find out about it and i'll let you know what it is the festival okay let's go i'll await the festival i didn't know you'd wear a diaper yeah i try to just tell people it's my underwear but it is a diaper pica cool yeah i'll catch you later toby thanks for helping me out yeah pika you have thanks man wonderful time nice day as a member of this community you can rent a house to live in you can then decorate that house however you choose in fact it's mandatory the happy home academy will literally beat you to death if you don't have a home and let's just hope that your home is beautiful enough you got like one light this is not much of a happy home how do you how do you explain this you gotta feel uh was this a traffic cone why is there traffic code in your house this is it is this a street hey i'm talking to you to the street hey get back here hello there hey is it for a home yeah do you happen to know any that are available come on here now we just sold our last home to pikachu over here hey pig toby hey love the place people what's your diaper doing diapers uh well i'm good i'm good loving this new place you got hey yeah you know this funny room toby if you want to you want to come in you're like so you're so far away if you're gonna have a conversation just walk up to each other this is so embarrassing what'd you say oh and the hha is already up my what's that last one better not be a swear yeah there's no swearing make sure you take note of rule four what's up toby loving the place you've got pika i think isabelle was just about to sell me this place so that's unfortunate for you oh no i mean i was gonna tell you a different place oh toby you can beat my roommate you just gotta split the rent okay i'll be down with that all right you want to come in i'll show you around yeah please we got some live fixtures right here check your pattern roving you know yep i don't really i couldn't care less about what it looks like i've been outside all my life it's kind of sweet living indoors but then i came here it's got high ceilings stops me from stressing light switch oh put like a picture on the wall to make four pictures four big pictures we could split it down the middle we could have it like a dichotomy oh yeah i like you take right side i'll take left different styles but they somehow blend down the middle yeah yeah they work who is this place with people in the basement oh this one's already owned by someone so this way please what am i supposed to do what is that well then what you need you can't live what you can do someone else i mean if people living here man then why'd you show me this house you know [Music] save my food man up uh have it have it orange thank you i keep giving you food they keep taking it you're in our home whatever you keep putting it in our house whatever's here is ours i mean that is true all right hey listen i'm gonna have a fun conversation with you no no no it's cool man i don't need more food you already helped me out a lot thank you i heard somebody up there is looking to buy a home though so you could go help them out oh punk ass [ __ ] what you think you [ __ ] playing man when you come around here damn what the hell man i'm tripping too hard on them drugs that man's gave me huh i'll come back to y'all you come here me good thinking pika that was a close one toby it would appear that not everything was all happy-go-lucky in this town apparently the wolf was selling guns and taking turnips which need i remind you were clearly illegal that's from there [ __ ] our house isn't ready yet open up what the hell is that guy doing that's the mayor that's the mayor what the hell is he doing over there he's collecting money for that stupid festival oh [ __ ] don't let him see you what i can't see anything hey what are you guys talking about seeing nothing you know seeing beauty is in the eye of the builder now let's dance mr mayor get it uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh that's what i'm saying buddy what's that what's that festival you mentioned mayor the what the festival you mentioned there yeah the cherry festival are you going to be there oh damn dang what you've been eating mayor that's stinky not turnips that's how it is when you have a nice diet of not eating turnips yeah you sure you know i didn't turn up a lot of fiber out here in that fart are you accusing me of eating turnips you know to some that would that could be seen as you undermining me and if you've read the rules of the town you would know you're worried about something no it was a little insecure me insecure what me look at that i've got things to do yeah i'll catch you later man i think the mayor's addicted to him you think so i could smell turnips you know yeah it seems like everybody's on turnips around you i found this earlier why where is everybody getting these turtles it sounds like a mystery this is like a mystery unfold we can start a crew and call ourselves squad adobe what i've been giving turnips to people uh by the way because you can't have this yeah you just can't this is illegal you're gonna get a scent of like animal prison and a freaking turnip comes out it's a vegetable toby i'm gonna be sick we gotta get rid of this how can a vegetable be like we gotta take these and dump them in the river boston tea party hey look at our neighbors huh and then look at look at our place i think it's nice what the it's a mess we got the pizza think it's nice not when you break it i thought we did a good job look at that i mean if you think it's good game ikea furniture it's a respected brand yeah until somebody slips and falls and it breaks apart the apa is gonna put this thing through the ringer i say we turn these turnips around toby we're gonna make a profit in a world like this what are you saying i'm saying we put a little thunderbolt in the streets get people a little charged up you wanna turn turn up speaker i guess i do toby we could use a new table we could we could have the nicest house in the whole street and what what if i start what if we get enough money i can start buying pampers some name brand [ __ ] instead of these nasty diapers i've been reusing yeah damn it's a big boy hey there peanut butter and how's it going i'm having a hard time what is that i can't tell you it's okay it's personal is it like a like a bathroom thing no you know these these help with uh constipation i'm not constipated no i can tell i can tell your concept i got a little pop you completely well yeah they're illegal but that's only if you get caught just take it peanut butter you don't even have to pay me just try it out if you like it you can buy some more okay okay okay hey just don't get caught with it i had a boy oh my god what the [ __ ] pikachu are you sure these things are safe we got some business yes this man how can i say no to that i'll take two open your mouth open your mouth what's [Music] we sold turnips to every animal in this town and they loved them turnips made them feel good you just said you wanted it why would you [Music] that's not a tournament that's not even mine okay you can take it okay here none of you would have seen a fella by the name of peanut butter here would you no um what does it look like i don't know i just know his name oh okay no no all right bye [Music] oh hi there hey hey i'm so wait mayor is that you huh no no not the mayor i'm just trying to buy some of this sweet uh you know the white stuff yeah i guess the mayor didn't have a boot on his ear wait why do you have the mayor's face i don't know i'm really bad at goodbyes so that's fine i'll you can just leave and i'll just stay here come on are you coming to the cherry festival when is it you still haven't told me when it is i don't know uh it's happening what what um [Music] i have a good one mayor peanut no butter i really don't want any more sure you do yeah you do peanut butter i'm broke it's okay this will be hey this will be alone life's not about money peanut butter you just owe us a favor later okay maybe i need a back massage later you help me out maybe i need an organ maybe my kidney fails you i don't know maybe you have a kidney okay eat it peanut butter [Music] hey it's okay yeah you feel good yeah come on peanut butter go enjoy yourself live a little peanut butter you watch him now you know where to come peanut he is addicted so addicted are you sure these are safe pikachu yeah i don't know i don't i don't think we should sell these to people toby i i turn upside to get rid of okay all right come on hey little guy hey little duck little bucket duck are you down on your luck do you need a little pick me up pick me up how about this what's that it's a turnip it'll make you feel good thank you no it's not free little man it's gonna cost you that's all you have my grandma gave me listen i'll take it no no i want it no you want it trust me i don't know what i want to trust i don't know you know if you eat that it helps you find money you did know that right give me money it's gonna make you rich i promise you eat that i'm gonna get rid of it if you you eat that turn if you're gonna be a millionaire i promise you keep buying them from me too it's only going to increase your chances of finding money this is going to be the start of something beautiful little guy i'll take this the money the money will cut you'll get the money eventually you just keep taking keep buying these turnips from me and then eventually your luck will change come back right i'll come back yeah very soon i need the money [Music] i'm hungry the whole town was in love with our turnips and we were in love with their money everybody wins in this situation we have enough money to make our dream house and the community was in crippling debt with a drug addiction but that isn't a negative thing because the turnips made them feel so good and let's just say i was feeling pretty good too but it turns out there was an unforeseen side effect of taking turnips it made everybody a little weird who's this little man just a normal size what a disgusting little creature someone used to step on this thing his eyes or could be cherry juice we really don't know until we taste it so i think one of us should taste it yeah it's blood oh perfect come on [Music] just when we thought things couldn't get better the wolf decided to sell everybody guns nothing brings a community together like firearms can i get it off the string like i just want this one i don't want them there's a little monkey over there that's being shot [Applause] oh my god monkey leave him be he's just a give [ __ ] some [ __ ] body right now it's like a little tiny one it's a sea monkey okay oh come on little guy you want to go back you need to go back to your habitat come on little sea monkey [Music] so cute look at him he's drowning it's a sea monkey dude you don't know the first thing about nature but i do like the naturalistic healing properties that guns and turnips give people my brain is so rotted on these turnips i eat a ton if i don't even get high anymore dude i'm disassociated fully it's okay come here i've got something that might make this a little better for you okay i just wanted to decorate my house man eat this hey peanut butter well you need some more turnips don't you [Music] no i think you need a couple more would you look who it is oh my god peter but i want you to step into our office over here i don't have any already come on it's okay peanut butter just came up to me and started begging me for more turnips you just can't get enough of them he said do it through the tears of course stop crying it's the simplest ones and zeros all right are you a one are you a zero and the one yeah that's right let's get them in dobie eat your veggies eat your veggies peanut butter they're good for you uh you know what he doesn't want to eat it he doesn't want to eat it maybe we're gonna have to open his mouth for him all this could have been avoided peanut butter i'm sorry no no you just weren't so stubborn oh my god that's disgusting please come on don't play with your food we really need to hire like an exterior decorator or some of this garbage or like a garbage man uh [Music] yeah you'll get rich you got to keep buying the turnips though that's the only cat hey little man man listen you give me 500 bells i'll get you a tournament but until that time oh listen i'm not a charity i'm not a charity stop stop oh you stink get away from me i can't even understand what you're saying oh the thing the water works now [Music] get why are you wearing them pampers it's a pamper damn joby pika you really playing in the mud now who was this guy just some homeless man without a little home or anything that's like a pig kind of a gross kind of a gross type sorry you had to see that kobe there's a lot i've seen it doesn't really surprise me anymore you don't have to worry what's with the bag you going somewhere did you call me doobie i'm leaving taking my winnings and i'm leaving while i'm still ahead this is our utopia we built this together you can't leave this in the utopia i'm a good man i don't know what i'm looking for anymore but it can't be this i sold the rest of my turnips toby i'm gonna buy my way off this island well i'm supposed to live with these nasty dead bodies i was supposed to be on live on the same island as these bodies joby if you're smart you'll get off before the last ship believes but you might be stuck in your own destruction i do this because i thought you wanted to be millionaires stop doing these damn crossover episodes who could have predicted that drugs and gun violence would mix badly if only i would have known that my actions would have consequences sorry toby i had nobody to blame except myself and the wolf who sold everybody guns actually i think i'm just probably going to blame him for this whole thing listen i i didn't know what i was doing when i was doing it man i'm really messed up now i never meant for things to get this way i mean i guess this whole time you were like the silent ventriloquist put with your hand up her asses making us do bad things you caused this my friend hey you gotta live in it wolf here man take your filthy gun i ain't touched guns no more man not since i did all this leave an old fox to die on his chair man you too go find yourselves a happy home man far away from all oh yes i'll take this throw it off a cliff remember what society can be without violence [Music] it didn't fall in the water there fell on the oh let's go down one more level i just broke everyone in my body remember what society can be without violence oh i also have this this one might want to get rid of that one too i think that probably came from you as well yeah i mean yeah dude with society can beat without violence [Music] probably should dump your drugs i've got a lot of drugs too just come on man chuck those in the water what a happy home could be without drugs violence fishing society throw your fishing rods in there too [ __ ] fishing fishing seems all right no fishing's cause a lot of harm i hear i heard one dude who got his life ruined about fishing probably should just chuck that yeah chunk that in to be safe and without fishing [ __ ] it it could be better without drugs violence fishing poles axes they all just got along dobby i think it's time for us to we can move on to new horizons [Music] come on little duck oh wait that's gotta hold what come on little duck oh wow okay that's the plot twist i guess no way that's the ending i gotta go let's go menu we're going into a new game on the nintendo switch i'm gonna get us over there i'll go sail us this thing is [Music] wow [Music] farewell it's a big duck [Music] dancer

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Length: 27min 10sec (1630 seconds)

Published: Fri May 08 2020