Crymetina Critiques - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh Jojo no Kimmy honorable came eyes over heaven or Oh welcome to oh gosh 19 Oh critiques the Jojo addition I'm sooner the pressure is so real all like built up to this moment yeah there's no reason to be nervous it's Jojo I'm nervous just because people have really been asking for this I will admittedly say that I do not know a lot about Jojo I've watched very few I've seen a couple of images throughout the Asians are biased you pure I got the fresh eyes yeah but I also know that these like designs have been around since 80s or so on I mean and we watched up in a long time watch a bit of phantom blood together you know you're all into Jonathon versus a DL you were like oh the drama yeah man I'm a messy [ __ ] who lives for drama so obviously I liked it but it was kind of a little bit slow I guess I'm more like crazier stuff happened to me got it got it got slow for you when we were watching like after they had their boyish drama together yeah and then they pitch drama then when they went on their quest row like and I was like yeah we should just skip ahead to start as we say dirty like or whatever fun ones and yeah the idea of us and so I know I have to sort of and people do have drawn you a star all into it and I was like I got drunk like you know worse than I am not worthy at all but I don't know I know I have to make some allowances but I mean I'm not gonna be too hard on your faves I hope not because like kind of like look at this Monsieur with this pompadour yes yes that's just gas future pompadour like you're gonna see lots of crazy colors oh okay alright you 3d character models we do it where do we even start well we start at the start which is Jonathan Joestar who you saw a little bit when we were watching it so let us look at Jonathan it's just normal I hope God you can select the poses oh-ho-ho hold a spoke button oh good girl yeah you can oh forget a fool supposing for pictures Oh miss this [ __ ] is feeling himself yeah okay uh because heavy breathing yeah shrink magnify okay that's our one yeah right in there in the puss pouch and I forgot about it then at holding X and then a control stick lets you pan a little bit but I can't go all the way unfortunately but that's good I'll get used to him we can turn this off so we get all of it so this is Jonathan Joestar he's the first Jojo and his style is was in the late 19th century whatever okay well I 18 something already all right what are your initial thoughts my initial thoughts is like it's kind of disappointing he's kind of loose just look like a little basic [ __ ] yeah you're like it looks like an MPC like he's got no much of nothing is obnoxious like I love how all the brown leather Mac leather matches got his little baby backpack you rock him that baby backpack a little got his crop top you know his little 8 pack showing his visit the little belly dancer belt and sailor pants but it's just like is it because his standard so flamboyant that he's so easy if you remember he doesn't have oh hey the family gets tans later with the guy out the house Jody so he's just like a for-real basic yeah yeah they don't house he did her first apartment he just has like a special ability like energy to like manipulate it within himself that's all people get for a long while it's only in part 3 the guy with the hat Joe to row that's when Stan's become a thing the power of his hat yes Hector because you know if a guy can pull off a hat but this year though this guy's hair reminds me of Eric we know from the polishes every 80s Guido's like a t-bird you know you know that car with a big bird on yeah I know two birds okay I was against my uncle's oh I had hair like this okay I see look at that gyration I seeing it and I am loving it so so he is from me like that 19th whatever Center like 18 whatever with that belt though yeah but you can see where the basicness comes in right though like you're saying is basic and you're not wrong but he's the first of his kind because that leg he's popping that puss look at it through the push pop alright there you go there you go thrusting forward so so dude you give this you what do you give this pooja the Joe's good total neutral lay yeah I guess yeah and that's it he does get a few other different cautions we're working with what we have well you know he gets an A+ hundred percent where's that his dry raishin yes he's giving it all to me right now he's putting it all on the line yeah yeah no that's the one though this is okay this goes right here this is when the male dancer finishes his set you can stage and that's his end pose you know magic I'm sure that that's what Iraqi fought no like oh alright who we have next we have we'll a zeppole who is Italian I believe is he though there you go he's the master to Jonathan he teaches him about using the special power the power of the houndstooth pop hat yeah know that how is tooth printed top eyes out it is you need to got poses I don't think there's like a weird magician I don't know if I can separate these poses from these outfits oh no it's not a suit just just like Harley Quinn [ __ ] that's that oh that he's getting in there he works the hands man doing ladies like him doing the worm look at all the vapors just rolling off me oh but this must Aki sir this Misaki is a travesty again he's like in the 18th century is this what Italians look like in the 80s I think they did I'll have to look at some wool family photo yeah yeah yeah so Oh in contrast when we did Soul Calibur and Tekken there's like like look it's just no obnoxious seals and and logos on the back very streamlined and nice streamlined I do like it listen his hats a pop yes the pop right there's a shoot again the colors are not anything that are bad they're not particularly good like why would you pair a red vest with this little green bow tie he just looks like a waiter of he looks like the funny waiter jester man you know yeah yeah he's like this travelling movie well yeah that's just the kind of like guy here yeah snake oil salesman travelin man he comes out of nowhere and is just like I'll teach you and he just kind of crazy but why doesn't you have like the the pose with his hand like the chef's kiss up and down like this because he's not money he's not like like cuz that's a Jojo thing he's not a Jojo he's not part of the bloodline oh he's just that it just was just a good guy okay like a posse member yeah part of the money has the master that teaches Jonathon like I said there I mean I don't see this man teaching anyone anything no this guy like a big big goof look at a little bit of a poof this model viewers [ __ ] amazing it's I'm living for it probably the best I'm gonna I'm gonna say to you probably give this a neutral right now it's all be neutral okay we're starting off at the start so Darkseid's draw me I ain't mad yet okay Robert yo Speedwagon this reminds me of frickin supernatural when they give those fake names all the time and it's always like man yeah that's that's exactly what this yeah I seen it oh yeah okay so like this guy's a ripoff of the other guy well no he actually came a bit before in the in the show he showed up before the other guy but are they boys later yeah they're all buds they're like the three posse members and they they fight do like the only differences he has a cough instead of a boat I can it's a different color he is an English gang member in the 18th century he started as a criminal the baby he's not giving me no peaky blinders right no no is that there yeah but he's kind of tough but he's kind of good heart is balls they're brass ones but again we're in that age so it just suits and ties right now is voluminous hair he's got Fabio hair it is look at that that's the Roman hair yeah like in terms of statues just wait longer yeah a lot of curls oh I can't wait till we get till we get to Caesar oh [ __ ] but yeah that I would say there's no much listen he's got some fuchsia you got some purple dark purple black boots this is nothing particularly crazier bad yeah and remember we're taking their costumes and not like their person now not who they are yeah they feeling bad about themselves oh I love that pose what is that I don't even know that that's like he grabbing the booty from the bottom becoming the booty from the hot speedwagon's afraid of the booty oh sorry on the table this is that this is gonna be don't take that stripper Vinny don't take her oh god is this another neutral this is another neutral that's fine that's fine I totally agree I can't I don't know do [ __ ] Brando I'm re seeing issues with his hair now he has a bunch of different costumes throughout the whole thing but this is this what nature to use this one you might show up later in the model viewer oh really I don't know for sure oh [ __ ] okay wait hold on give me a give me a second into climatized here oh [ __ ] now he's got what is that when you stuff your pants um well they're like um writing pen yeah yeah like horse riding pants are called you Joker's or jumpers I don't know how to say it don't go for me oh look at that don't you just feel like you're being like like he's doing something yeah don't you feel like you're being mesmerized [Music] his hair though even makes me uncomfortable it's like I want to call the police yeah well do Brando's [ __ ] at my door that that's easy turns into a vampire later if you're a caller like a mega vampire yeah they see the red eyes there's one thing I'm super intrigued by though what a side of his pants yeah with those Lots yeah yes three pockets maybe is the try pox try box that's another good Pokemon name yeah try boss I don't I - why the weighted rep why it's like okay so when you have a skirt like this where it's one color on the two outsides and what color in the middle yeah like let's say the the pink part would be black and the middle part would be like a print that's the give you the illusion looking thinner right so does he have like body issues he's like insecure because he missed a lot of leg days so he has the big puff pants and then he has this style to make himself his waist look thinner what is your opinion on this chest piece this bustier what is this it's it's a it's it's like yeah yeah go to [ __ ] because it's kind of like looks like it's a corset the bottom part so he's trying to snatch that waist yeah damn hips and thighs he wants to be like big thighs save lives but like snatched ways that had movement though that's yeah he's trying I shouldn't mesmerize you with it yeah so like he's wearing a lot of shape where's what I'm getting from him mmm are his eyes red yes they are cuz he's a vampire this part I believe can I see the back of his like it what is going on here but how is this trap so it was a big sighted I don't know he's super natural sir I don't know what's happening here uh clothes change colors square you change the color so one other color yeah but I can't I can't i similarly can't take another Costner so maybe he just appears further down the list but what do you what do you give do right there for that one no no another neutral another neutral leaning towards no sir now yeah Joseph one of my absolute favorite okay now Joseph gets older as we go on in Jojo but this is his young V Lisle self you see old Joseph dude Joseph Joseph is like jokester trickster dude why are all tricksters always in green man I don't know that is there we go that's a scarf there there it is there's the real one the real pose also [ __ ] goes you pose oh and if I'm not wrong his bond or on his head that's like his the future JoJo's hat this sort of has that sweet thing maybe yeah I know about Joe Joey this is Joseph so he got the V right so like the thing with the guys who work out with the V is V that kind of goes in a and we've seen them they really have this is a weird wash of denim - it's kind of like not a light wash on a dark look at his butt cheeks look at this but you know they're cute little buglets so this this jumps forward in time events of this entosis okay this is Jonathan earlier his great-grandson okay yeah so his time frame is around 1940 there's some weird ancestors bloodline is there not no props to you uh what I hate about this out okay I don't why I think like I think the boots are fine I think they're like supposed to be over the knee you just like folder them down yeah baby and this denims cute they're not like a mom Jean cut they're fine they're not too high they're not too low right I don't know I like the top the little cuts on the side are kind of fun what I absolutely hate is the fact that this scarf is in a different shade of green with these yellow stripes what and then his bandana has yellow triangles and inverse purple triangles and I don't mind the look of that bandana cuz that's like a traditional kind of like a very known todo thing he adds the bandana later cuz that bandanas from a friend no but like this scarf has either have to be white in color or I needs to not be buyer I agree with you about this car I think you I should absolutely have a scarf now I think it looks like buoyant and could it could it not be blue would go with a jean a little matchy yeah but like if it was the color of his gloves for not that fit okay no because his boots just like a nice black scarf but I think they don't want to do big pieces in black when he already has like his pop is solid his pants are solid so we need a break between a break you know oh and look on his wrists like right on his wrists it is all rain and then his knuckles sure fine is both ethical matches it but why is this scarf this color Oh sir no so what is this does there's a pass though just because you can see there is an uptick in style though yes we're getting some flavor but I'm gonna still give it a neutral he needs Wars no but still like men cuz of that color only purely on the color of this scarf it looks great hair looks way better than the other guy so far best hair okay so this is Caesar and he is he is Josef's friend okay so he is super Italian a Caesar Antonio's a Pelle why oh that's well doesn't make sense I don't know so there were like best bros like there there start off as rivals but then they're like oh [ __ ] son I respect you now dude we just become best friends we just wanna go for rides we can do so many activities Caesar but he had the original bandana and I think he passed it - can you tell he's Italian cuz he's [ __ ] got like Caesar wings no wait I'm thinking of me as the Caesar leaf sort of thing head bad thing well that's called yeah I know it has a name so I hate almost everything about this okay sure but well the pants are those knee pads on a like part of the pants are they I don't see a strap going behind the knee in through it can we pan down here yeah no they are there that their their pads are his boots pointed and also have a heel cuz I guess I tell him in a pretty short so they're pretty insecure but they wear like a lazy and then like what's this back flap yeah this back flap we ribbed for her pleasure yeah it looks like it looks like the thing you put in the shower not to slip yeah yeah why and then his little jacket and then okay his purple scarf but then like wired the gels on the side of his head wings red I don't know why is there six different shades of blue like why is it one for a lot of Grey's knee pad one for his boots all different blues he has a better costume than this one does he because I don't mind his chest plate I don't even mind is like hoodie in his weird back flop like I don't mind the pieces individually but together it's just kind of like a messenger tell you I like his gloves cause they're [ __ ] no I do I like the metal piece on top at the holes I think that's cool yeah I think his little backpack is cool it's just his little wing flap please little I don't know man I'm gonna give him a neutral I'm not gonna say no okay if I was to give a matte rating I give I give this particular look a neutral to but this pose makes it a yes yeah sorry take the pose into consideration cuts because they can make a cost you look better sometimes look at him the air in his farts out fun man exactly are you guys are like let's do Jojo poses I know like one but now like I'm putting these all my repertoire for pictures if people ask you mobile cons give me do a picture you guys do some Jojo well I got a real earn those Aria dance cuz I had already said I had learned her aerobic dance but I've already forgot yeah so I gotta get it or I'll just start doing push-ups so is this gonna be our first no oh wait no I'm gonna give him son I'm so waiting for one to really make me like offended okay gonna happen oh okay Oh one of our friends cut like didn't some staff will do that yeah yeah that's like okay do you want to something more normal you want see normal but sunglasses are all sunglasses sunglasses glasses he does wear sunglasses there you go Oh this is the one time I haven't been like oh boys are boring I just want girls I've just been like wow this is the first girl and I'm like there's no you know what I'm gonna cut the tension there's not a lot of girls okay now about the names holy [ __ ] is this what she originally looks like I really saw how accurate is it it looks fairly accurate I did read the Jojo she appears in and also she's supposed to be much older than this she's actually like I need to understand parts of this costume sorry because I'm confused about about three things okay pen down a bit and then go up slowly because first I need to know if these are tights or boots or she's just wearing today's day though she has like red pumps because I remember if you were wearing that now she's wearing like full opaque black tights where I'm getting confused is is she wearing an overall style romper she's open arms juice open arms okay okay change your pose yeah you need I need to see your chest because it looks like it goes under it looks like it's an odd romper bathing suit with a flap but sort of like overalls in front and then she's just wearing a shirt under with like puppies it's messed up yeah there's another line of fabric that's going from her shoulders yeah thanks her oh gosh my gosh romper yeah yeah exactly but the thing is the sleeves I don't like I know that they're in style now to have like extra sleeves like that attached like that should but and then why does she have this little push flap is she gonna open it up and say hello my here's my badge but I need to hide her and then it's like yeah in the back it looks like a bathing suit and then there's these like these poof's around like what are those called bloomers like in olden times but she got like a little bloomer onesie Oshkosh Maga all her poses you are killing it though and I don't like I don't mind the dark blue with the Reds and the black and like Chesire of gold accessories do so inexplicable gold but for her for her puss flap I fitted the buns like I think they kind of needed it actually well I mean it's all a big confused mass so just slap some hardware on there but but honestly like looking at that like you're you're actually right about a lot of stuff but like she just makes it works it just looks amazing though like no matter everything I said she's like she's working in like she knows her angles like her confidence like yet supersedes they say right that's the matter I can have his confidence and I know you know that so right I feel like you could put her in anything in shell rock the [ __ ] out of it it'll just be like Alena and yeah so therefore I am gonna give my first thumbs up even though it's inexplicable the whole middle part to me sometimes you don't need things to be explained to you you just gotta go along you know for the ride yeah the glasses were good so where do you want to pass on this guy and straw him so guess where Geils haircut was thank you know you were seeing everything's ripped off from here like everything has nice from this so I'm not gonna sugarcoat it he's a Nazi okay okay what he was a Nazi that fought against an even eviler force which was the pillar men well uh okay I got miss that school this is rudolf von stroheim and he got rebuilt as a cyborg so you have to think about this in the sense of like you know early late 80s or something around then and like yeah he is a soldier and he got killed and rebuilt as a cyborg so that that's all I can tell you about about Stroheim it's funny he has poses of course he does it's funny how this look and this model of a cyborg with half his eye off it's like I wonder what the original was you know does they do this with so many other things it's just why is it gonna be like that no this heaven actually gets bigger tasks for that it's not good I don't know if there's much for you to say about this would mean the poses make the man ha but look at that come hither small smirk yeah it's just shocking that slips off from Jojo I just I just think like yeah he's the big whatever he's a big big Nazi whatever you know right that's a neutral I'm just not a big big whatever to this Nazi yeah I think somewhere in the book they might have said like he's like all I do I I'm against the Hitler now and I am i can't remember people please correct me on that it's been a while since I read battle tendency but like there you go so he's just a big man whatever all right that's fine wham-o the first of the pillar men the pillar men were three ancients this was a lady no the pillar men are three ancient like God beans that were statues and became alive they like rear woken them and then we're like we're the strongest ever and there's where a lot of poses come from they're from they're from South America they're like South American supermen if that makes any sense so I need to give you that bit of context oh yeah [ __ ] is a genie in a bottle but got her the right oh man I like how the muscles are doing their twitching and quivering swam ooh I like his gold diaper yeah a golden purple we've talked about it before as well and his little peepee peepee peace a full full bottom full full back we're like what's his hair because that's not just a flat right you can't see their yeah maybe maybe balls almond yeah maybe all I see green I see green the ball I think that's just the shading from the possibly kinda you zoom on his face that just seems as far as I can zoom are one an l1 or zoom hi I can't seem to do much more than that yeah you love that a [ __ ] the titty twitch it always impresses me when guys can like twitch their packs up and down I'll train really hard I yeah yeah maybe one girls into it tooth that chestplate shut up I've seen girls do it I don't know way told me do them for sure don't be [ __ ] looks like there's a lot of muscle control I like his initial sharp knee pads I like that it's very men max to me it's cute you know as sandals are kind of cute yeah they don't look bad I don't think he's not bad man I'm into it pillar man that's the [ __ ] height of fashion you know I want to see yeah let's see more what can he Wilkie's show me that's what he had shattered that's what I bring to the table what do you get women I'm gonna get on comes up yeah yeah but we have three pillar men okay the next one is I'm gonna like why I'm so so a CDC yeah I seen it like wow who was that like from Wham yeah I think so so you have Wham a CDC oh no no no there's a little weirder I'm not gonna lie to you it looks like he's kind of the hobo pillar man are these things stitched into his body I do you see pins yes I see such is on his titties and I see stitches on his shoulders but also pins coming out yeah like he's some weird seamstress that just has to have his pins there every when he's like ac/dc there's the the one of the the members of ac/dc had kind of weird funky hair coming out of the back like that a little bit yeah maybe a half in this hat yeah I forget well okay why does he have sandals will be constant I like those sandals I actually don't mind yeah those are good I don't mind these but why does he have like not Capri length but why does he have Bermuda length shorts they're weird that are loose and puffy in the back and then football padding stitch on to the front is bad you know he's got his little peepee curtain and look he's stapled it into his own guts oh my god it's like the lace-up like you don't care people have body mods and I'll put like rings across there yeah yeah I can also put yeah yeah hello Suicide Girls yeah we all did I won't yeah we're all I just go you know what those girls got real bad anyways I'm glad Paul [ __ ] yeah but and then I appreciate how like the purple on the sides of his hips is they're kind of going through his a little gold belt I'm like yeah like golden orange and purple kind of works kind of at the shape of it is a mess this boy is like I like the piercings I like that nose piercing I like the nose piercing I'm like his Aryans I don't like his face paint I think it's like is he is he going to a football game and is he gonna sew a dress while he's there because he got the pins coming to find out of this shoulder though I'm it god I've never seen such a model viewer that make you go like oh [ __ ] I don't know this cost you and then he's working it oh but your game down flip it and reverse it I think oh no seriously like look look at my vibes look at the fields their confidence really is the best accessory telling you because this off it's a [ __ ] train wreck yeah so what do you give I'm giving this a big thumbs out this is this is not a good time that's fair i-it's like points for originality and gyration but yeah everything else is gonna be like no Monsieur no it's just a bit of a mess nice shoes though bro yeah no yeah a sandals I like the cross of the legs so that's fun now so we're gonna be looking at the last pillar man the the kind of leader of the bunch you know him well he's finally back takes like you guys can't see it as crime Tina's mouth just opened a game I just looking at there to mid life-form we're gonna look at that now okay okay oh how can we be composer because he's the hwangbang it's just it's barely barely good it's tiny schlong go oh oh yes please sir okay so he's gonna have a bathing suit that's just as little his little Weena's flap yeah there's this is cars Wow at least it's all just purple and look a little bit of gold and like silver white I'm so proud of you I feel like I'm teaching you so much what I'm confused about is what is this arm thing why is it going around his neck and around his like shoulder I don't know I feel just a piece of material yeah it looks like it goes around the back home you know what it looks like it's kind of like one of those baby kangaroos are you like yes you know what I mean the material that you strap on your baby onto your chest with and his hair is even amazing cuz it's like a I look like they're going for it to be like a black dark black book with like a purple blood bring like shite to it it's amazing it's like Khaleesi level yeah even his little bald or was his little spikes coming out of the hand in it and look it is like 87 abs there are so many there's so many more than Brendan Williams I mean I feel like Brendan should cosplay this probably wouldn't he do be amazing I just wanna get I just want to get Brendan in that in a loincloth what do you think about those earrings there are all rights I guess for a god it's like it is a bit of a clash because if you see his like gauntlets his like wristlets yeah they I mean that's supposed to be either platinum or silver I guess and then the rest of his accessories are gold but then his head thing is yeah it's silver but I've been told I'm too much of a like a purist when it comes to metals like I'll only wear either all gold or all rose gold or blah or bronze I hate mixing metals with it was like no you should mix metals it's fine so I'm trying to be more open about mixing metals in an outfit look at those two buttons what would happen if they pop so embarrassed no you would morning upon they would not be embarrassed this trip what do you give cars I give cars a big big thumbs up you had me at you're like initial drawing the hair was all that up so ball concludes part 2 never going into part 3 where Stan's come into play and of course we have to start with the most charismatic most out there personality Jotaro Kujo well he's the most recognizable like even I recognize this Monsieur ah he is like of this Jojo part this is like where Georgia really hit big ok so you see this guy before you've seen people that this guy has inspired ok like daidouji in and cinnamon kangaroo and he has a different color sometimes people I have a statue of him where he's all in purple know I'm black right so I don't know the color a we can we change the color that's that's what he looks like trying that's the one no that's the one we're gonna look at that one bloody man when the belt is like that yeah that print that was in the bunches I hate your Chaplin oh [ __ ] anyway oh god that's a pop yeah it's a bit of pop that's a weird pose there you go look at that with the one I shine this is Jotaro but wait if it's a how come we see his hair that a fine dude people have made huge videos about this just on this he's had a hair it's true where does where does hot end and hair begin is this a news form of fashion that no one's yet touched upon I think his hat is all shredded in the back and his hair just pokes through it's the style at the time or it's a weird visor flap that only as you can see he has a giant gold chain that's attached to his collar and it goes down it goes down and just hangs I don't know it's like it's the first time I guess I've ever seen I think this might be the original design of like yeah putting chains and hardware through actual clothing he is also supposed to be like a Japanese high schooler that's tough and they have these these sort of uniforms that are like that he's supposed to be like sixteen or some [ __ ] no get the [ __ ] out no no they're really young shocking anyway but this is kind of like the Japanese banjo tough-guy uniform that they have a school but he's done a Sutra molls yeah oh so he he adds his flare with his double-barrel Cheney chain yeah I like this pose this is Trey Paschal yeah and he got his little bootcut pant Alvaro's yeah it was there tight and they're super low rise and his dog he is I'm telling you guys just down like that their hands in their pockets like don't [ __ ] around that's what I do when I want to look tough I just stick my hands in my pockets and like Noah's messing with me good what do I got in there a night a lipgloss you don't [ __ ] it I'll [ __ ] cut you I'll paint you there's the point yeah yeah pointing at people is rough now he good he good like this is a good study back it's broken throat well y'all JoJo's do that this [ __ ] is double-jointed okay I don't know about this pose like it's little spiders or whatever that's the one though that's super cool no the other ones the pockets the pockets my pocket cuz he got two he's got one hand in the pocket and then when he's super seriously put both hands in the pocket so yes you're right you said so but like yeah he uses the motif on the headbands on his bollocks yeah and it's but I guess it's like a tradition like family like pass it down a little bit what do you give the Judah row my way to give him big thumbs up yeah he's iconic iconic bish he's the face of this whole franchise he's like kind of the Goku there's all the guys that are like popular - but like - like you know you can disagree or agree with a wall but it's like I see the most of Jonah row and like jojo's I wouldn't think so and like this top is painted on it's amazing yeah alright who we have next we have star platinum who is Joe Joe stand ok so think at their own yeah ok so what does his stand do punch is really fast can see things like with his myface microscope okay okay and a zoom oh he got no job he ain't got no joke Oh to up script from the bottom can you change this guy's color whoa oh look at that and purple look at that no no cavities ain't coming around me I like how she has a little side fanny pack bulbs over there what are those but that starter doesn't that be fun that star platinum he punches a lot you can see he's like a crazy weird alien well I don't know what to say about this like his design is okay is that the pillar man from before though yeah yeah he's got some body pains he's got his little this is little groin flap these weird like bulbous like I don't know my pecs if they're speakers that was I need like pump the jams all he punches everyone I could see he's got a little shoe let's which is weird I thought he was kind of funny he's also kind of see-through like yeah cuz fantasy very kind of of it sort of and like yeah he's got a little hair firefighter goes in here and your poses oh it's not happenin puffy so is this scarf like an infinity scarf it's just like a round circle that doesn't go anywhere yeah anything you seen a lot of scars haven't you they like um yeah I come well his little epaulets yeah I guess the colors okay he's just okay for me yeah okay yeah I'm sure there's more ridiculous stands it's like stands it's more about their power know what they look like yeah but I don't get super punchy guy from this and like microscopic videos I and just punches like a million times okay like that's that he just punches so now we have a cat coin I never know how to say cat coin but he is another like guy that that hangs around with Joe Darrell he has his own stand and he I believe he's a cool guy as well so his costume is kind of like that hair though hey there you go you guys what is this earring what is this dangle ball I wish Nick is doing more it's like pink dangled ball then he's kind of mullet but then he's like one super party in the front no I'm also party in the back yeah it's party the front what I appreciate though is this this sheet of emerald with the shade of hair and even as skintone it all works really well you can you can definitely say that there's no color like full pause here yeah just all green uniform because green and a nice like reddish brown like that it works very well they're all like you know like Foresti colors so yeah the hardware is all sort of gold his poses are okay they're just like okay and middle middle of the road you got the most place where in both of these areas which I don't know if their hearts if they're candy like I don't know it's like a a lie they live in an oblique oh yeah just two little pink balls and his his big poop emoji it heard bang one bang love it you got that poop emoji here buddy what do you give khaki ah I'm gonna give him like yeah I'm kind of a man look I like it though I yeah but I'm not like in love with it yeah well when it's like that basic what you say he's you know again not offending anybody no no he's just doing this thing yeah it is kind of a party in the back as well I mean it's a party on the side party on the back everywhere my hair party did that it's a big old dump in the front so he hair font green which is his stand because of his green outfit yes he like green so you'd seen its like a weird gross robot alien but also a reptile reptile yeah just get used to stands always looking like this what does this guy do I'm gonna ask you for all of them on.i oh [ __ ] I kind of forget her kind of forget what he does the Emerald the special movie shoots a bunch of emeralds you know it is he shoots green emeralds no they hurt a lot I'm gonna get keep you with this anyway I'm gonna be like you owe yourself a fan I don't I never did so I would I would think that he has a lot of similarities to vol doe from Soul Calibur 5 remember towards the end um I remember Faldo so so there's a little bit of similarity he's getting poser no Just Cause really good just cuz he has a weird mask his eyes are kind of obscured though these word yellow thing yeah he's kind of lanky like again he's just like the most whatever he's like green and silver and has his little Bane face thing and yeah his little B eyes like I don't know what's his little flies and I was going on with that but like he's just like okay sure I guess mmm you know that's fine what do you wouldn't give her for ya fun just like his master are they called masters where they call no they just stand users okay so now we have Joseph old Joseph Joe starts remember Joseph he's got the big the the nice the first nice Flocka hair and the big long scarf but that was Green you didn't like the green yeah yeah this is the old version of him so now he's a bit Freddy Krueger so normal it was adorable so he has a stand but this is like I want to say like Huey transitioning into an Indiana Jones just gonna say at first that's popular Freddy Krueger yeah so the kind of wacky grandpa but like I kind of calm down is his fashion but he has sexy silver fox yeah no yeah exactly yeah giving me Clooney vibes oh you know I'm saying he's giving you the Clooney tingles you're nethers does yet he poses he does he's still got out he's still I saw you broke my hip Oh grandpa this sexy grandma stylin and profilin yeah oh boy was the point that's the good stuff you see we're hanging like bifocals or those are just wrinkles yeah the judge is right well so he has a big thumbs up and he has the grabbing the balls yeah then the balls twist them Carla but you know the I would imagine that you I can't say much about that I fully totally normal he's on a safari he's spending his golden years looking at some animals in Africa he gonna get so late okay come on now there's a new choices of good oh yeah I kind of like it but it's like neutral to when you're an older grandpa you can't be like all [ __ ] out there with your costume be ridiculous so does this fit his ain't that would be ridiculous yeah it's age-appropriate oh I guess I mean I like it I kind of want to give it a thumbs up but it's kind of boring yeah okay because he can't outs the hint outshine the rest of the curly Cameron opera the rest of cou the next guy we have is Mohammed I've dolls so he's one of the crews best friends he's from I think his job yep Africa you know what no loot his hair though oh I forgot her name how do you how do you say that in the process from [ __ ] over watch the sniper what's her name Oh God Widowmaker oh why does he have widows Baker makes on his crotch you're right and why is the one's bulbous crotch the guy with the dark skin like that's a bit that's a bit stereos everyone else is flat in the crotch yes and this man's like no it will not be can look look like bejeweled dick I have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten be jewels on the dick there's a doll he's got some poses yeah look like he had dreads and someone cut them off as punishment so now he's got little stumps cuz that isn't even a band to twist or anything like that that's like a cut-off dress on the side all those enchiladas like why does his weird uncle necklace floating no their earrings it's not a necklace it doesn't go on real yeah maybe you're right right it's earrings that connects from one year to the other that makes a difference yeah that's the thing what okay everything in this outfit would have been actually fine the boots the puffy sort of weird I don't know if they're pants or thighs and the top is fine although the bad thing is the bad widowmaker codpiece yeah I don't like the completely out of nowhere and if the jewels were not red and if they were gold maybe I could even be like okay maybe doesn't the blue little sash kind of stand out there but it doesn't it wouldn't matter because the colors just cold and the color of that blue and the rest of like another yeah it's it's like a the other colors are neutral so the blue pop would have been okay but not the blue pop and this weird red I [ __ ] laser sights oh alright so do you give out the only air oh what a failure you could have been something great sir we got snarl oh look at his face oh let me get notes oh oh man I ate at where's that Mexican place you eat and I get sick yeah Chipotle Chipotle oh man I love Chipotle but yeah yeah Aaron never learn always before a flight so I had although I is gonna be an old friend I mean not a really bad no I'm gonna give him a neutral light no a soft no no that's fine but I like his earring pista magicians red no is his stand no it's a stand that shoots out fire it supposed to be like a phoenix why are you giving the black eye fried chicken as right chicken as a steno the magicians read this big furry dinner out without rodent and I don't remember him looking like dad Japanese racism strikes again oh no this looks terrible this is with a little boots shitty up like like like bird feet this is shocking to me I said I said this sucks if it's this bad this one he looks like the giant claw okay do you know why it's so bad boys of all because his pants and boots are kind of like this like sort of nicely detailed feather thing that's like realism and then he's a weird cartoon head yeah like even his claws are like humanoid and nice and nicely detailed and then he has this thing that I look like my frickin nice could draw like his head and it's not great wait what does he do what does he eat with fire but gives you high cholesterol what did she give you a nice fire base Oh fire type Pokemon and then do a heart attack a magician's red always seemed really cool to me in the manga and like in the drawings but this model like looks not great to me I don't know what would he give magicians right if this guy the biggest thumbs down yeah the biggest No No thank you sir okay so here's on PA no felt again sequester Oh jump yeah yeah yeah here's the hot headed guy your dresser kind he's not a hairdresser he's not an accountant got a group he's kind of like also a goof a little bit why is this [ __ ] in a tube top because he also inspired like a lot of other characters I'm just wanting King of Fighters Ben Amaro's like the exact same guy the only differences hair is blonde I feel like Grace Jones actually wore an outfit like that's a he's retired all that purple looks nice but it's opposed it's supposed to usually be this black if I recall but yeah he's a little like ass pouches I don't know what he's got in there but it's Rob Liefeld ass oh I actually don't mind this no it's like just gray and black these guys to top a little strap on the side you've got the earrings that match these little buttons got little maple leaf earrings but who opposes we have for a JP but wait his older ass that's very fashion this is what he's doing right here but like oh his butt pieces aren't attached to anything like they're not a belt they're just short of it sort of stuck on to his pants they don't make any sense do that pause oh good that's good that's good that's good I like it he's trying to be all tough here there's nothing tough about a Frenchman yeah never has been never will be I'm sorry that just changes everything the color it's just like even those little hairs like this lavender oh yeah yeah yeah a little bit of a rose gold woody here pull the ref hey I want to kind of give him the [ __ ] hub is that dead go it's right it's fine cuz it were like oh yeah Oh Cora never thought I'd see it about a Frenchman Jim sorry yeah no that's the one though she's the best Bob that's the one oh yeah what's he call this let's get back her all right that's it yet CSI on JP we jean-pierre pull the wrap yeah so we have polar rafts Oh Phil Grandview silver Shariat chuckle yeah I'll say yeah sure I can't wait to see this uh you're kind of blurry but you're fun like your middle sections a big ball but then you've got your very pads by he's like you can see he's like a fencer night thing yeah yeah but I like old boy like how his shoulders have a little spike ease that's cool - I guess they guess the has like the old-timey Knight faceplate and also his little old-timey Nate shoes a little bit he's like a metal Ponce a little little metal poof a little bit what does he do he's just like a stabber is just like a stabber he's like really fast he's like fast what's that a fighter he's alright again if I say anything about Jojo please correct me if I'm wrong but I was just talking out with Paul but I read this this whole part of Jojo it's when we get to part 4 where I'm like oh [ __ ] yeah I didn't I watch the movie and watch some anime but I didn't want to see everything apart for so part 3 is like the last of my knowledge base but even that I've read in like 2 years ago so but yeah what do you what do you give so Cheerios I think universally give most stands just a neutral because unless they really blow you yeah unless they blow me away one way or another I'm just gonna be like you are what you are or you have a function you're doing here the gold looks a little bit better actually it looks fun yeah a purple top cuz he has a good oil slick on top cuz you know I see it's purple and it goes down and love oil slick hmm is that in the bedroom so in a key not much to say about Iggy other than he's like a French Bulldog and he has his own stand how did you not know this about Jojo and he has [ __ ] polishes how did no one tell me nobody told me well he's gets a thumbs up cuz he's a [ __ ] precious dog well then that's kind of creepy eggs you get all the treats that's the best is Posey points at you but he has a weird human face - what do you giving him please give him all of the thumbs up alright now would you like to see Iggy Stan would love to and you stand is the fool Oh anyone could be a stand user what what do you do sir I forget he stand does but as I like it's a rocket car monster got a rocket butthole yeah truck back legs then he got a feather crown in the front but then he got a little pause ooze and some weird liquid things going through these things electricity it's got a weird dumb face Wow a lot of like imagination it's all Dan look like you know and like you don't know what he does I honestly forget sorry everyone I mean it's probably something ridiculous this guy's super cool all right so big thumbs up yeah this guy - okay cool like they're a pair I I'd like if I was to say anything is like I find his eyes a little weird and they are concerning I like it with the rush raisa like I love Priya Oh like there's iridescent Stu like his feather crown and like his big flaming bubble I'm sure does cool stuff so I'm gonna love it look at that look into that gaping maw of a bubble boy yeah get in there my son alright are gonna go at whole horse which is a bad guy that fights the other members of the crew he's an emesis he is kind of a nemesis sort of he's like a cowboy he has a six-shooter he's really good at shooting that's all I remember can I ask a question yeah okay honestly honestly I'm confused by these flaps there's his gun yeah they're like jab spit with the sides I don't know no no the pants on Kim's who's about for a different reason I'm confused at the amount of what are Spurs for remember remember Turk our horses to hurt horses what I'm confused that what is the necessity of these flaps like even Lisa Lisa three other guys had them also is it a thing like how you know like how in Japanese porn I'm sure you're familiar with it they blur out the decks yeah same concept we're like we need an extra layer in case anyone tries to see the dicks yeah maybe because can't ever show the male dicks is that what it is look why are there so many flaps a loincloth he flaps like it even has little snapper you know that can come off yes him and ok why the green bodysuit that looks like it's like velvety ruched bodysuit on his thighs and on his hips and then on his shoulders and then he just has this weird burlap e gold's [ __ ] vest muscle shirt and then you're off yeah maybe that's what they were going for I don't get robbed with not a thing what a haul horse wasn't ready rock fell on hard times and had to become a cowboy stripper in the futuristic male strip club like I don't know I know that that's all or another color Oh doesn't help much does it no nothing's gonna help this yeah so do you give all horse here I'm gonna give him a hole no yeah ok I can see that I don't like it like again I could say neutral cuz he's not like that offensive but I'm getting a little bit annoyed with these little little little rhiness flaps there's a lot of the Martha yeah I think next is his his his no it's not his stance you know the guy the Dewey I kind of forget his deal nude wall III was to forget why does he became you don't know I don't remember like his earrings what about that hair though it's it's it's a thing it's something reminds me Jubilee I cuz doesn't it with the yellow a little bit of a thing he appears very briefly yeah why is there so much bunching on this cape it's a lot of bunch it's a lot of fun maximum budget somehow defies gravity to stay up there because it's not attached to anything it's not tied in a knot so it just kind of hovers there in this bunchy glory you know what I mean but the colors are not bad like there are all kind of neutrals and he has this little red vest with some wine I like it looks like he's listening to his iPod yeah I don't mind him Marion's like his earrings a little wristlets are fine boots pants cape all neutral t-shirt control all that's a what for him whatever so whatever okay very second girls oh holy [ __ ] man there ain't a lot of girls in this in this world well fortunately there's a main Jojo that is the girl it's like among my favorites so is that so you had Maria Maria Maria why our mouths open like that I don't know let's change that I don't like no yeah all those crazy at least Harley Quinn like what is happy with the skirts is it just her pose it's making it go up on the ciders this weird asymmetrical v/o she was doing the insta pose or she was crouching we get her back to crouching let me let's let's see her oh no she's just sitting gotta got a rep those loafers we in Japan oh man I forgot my hatred of the look these are actually kind of cute there's a bit more going on in there I think you know they got a ball that red what about these days why are the women's always wearing like full covered okay okay and then okay yeah her skirt is just like a little bit of a mini it got some jewelry in it and she got a white tank then she has a weird sleeveless capelet thing it's like a shirt but a cape divided with odd and with her little armlets are they waiting over there clubs yeah the [ __ ] I like prophets okay her face I don't know about I suppose though yeah yeah that's not I got pee real bad oh god close my Leica oh don't break the seal girl don't break the seal oh my god myself like what make it fashion so you give her walls I give her yes cool I got I feel like there's so few ladies I gotta woo woo hoo chief risky now uh but her face looks a law no I'm gonna you know support the girls there aren't a lot of them so unless one of them's will all the single ladies they're like an animal shop which is a super powerful stand or not I forget it's super powerful well you had me when he was like this I was like cool what do you think about the style on this bird I like his pin on his head his little ombre are like no big all there's scarf yeah well you gotta keep the bird neck warm and then his little feathers on his head are like a little rainbow thing no way he has his own stead Jesus I feel like the puppy more oh look at him he's tough he's fine he's cool this whatever cool eyes guess what he's based on who I know - no lies no [ __ ] really where it wears his white fade this is about Venus over here there is oh oh look at what look at what's coming into play is weird iconic all Connery I don't I can aggravate iconography oh nice boots though they're really they're kind of weird but this just looks so funny like did you forget something sir how embarrassing you left the house like this what is it it's a heart and then like six harnesses e6 yeah I don't know there's love sex sex just having fun mixed sex Oh what are you doing down there let me see what are you doing [Laughter] no did you see did you see codpiece oh it's even kind of like a Tonga like a not a g-string but not a full underwear again cool aye sir I don't want to give him not me I mean listen I'm gonna give him a lot of props for not sticking it and like not very bold not skipping leg day sir you know good on you you got the big thighs very easy to skip like this so something it's easy just keep all the days but no I'm gonna have to like what is this flap in the back tube sorry I got like there's a belt that like stops the weird design pattern yeah and then it's like the codpiece is attached to this long-sleeved top he's wearing and then he has a vest II vesti like kind of like a motorcycle jacket type sleeveless thing but then it has like a weird long tuxedo flap in the back and then he got the codpiece part hearings are cute and he's a diadem on no no no sir Fedora sir we gotta go we gotta go no absolutely not this is cream I forget no [ __ ] him thank you all right we're going straight to the man the man of the hour the POW R we have [ __ ] deal in his resurrected form from earlier this is the costume that most people think of when they think deal yeah well you know what I'm gonna say sometimes Dead is better Oh times dad is better about this and Dad no sir if you brought me back like you know Lazarus from the dead and you I was in this outfit I see the appeal of it because the colors are cute but this is shoes come on sir so he spends his time in Egypt in the most of Georgia part three so I think maybe that's where some where do you see any sort of Egyptian I don't know I don't know I'm just saying I'm just saying he's got the hearts he loves love and love love love can I was being in love he doesn't he's super evil look most people so this is an outfit that let me tell you exactly what enough at this is yeah okay so if you were in the 80s and you're a woman and you were married to a rich lawyer and then you got a divorce but you got a huge settlement because he cheated on you and it was your first night out as single ready to make in your forties in the 80s and you got all your girls together and you went to the bar and this is what you would wear well with the with the [ __ ] green straps this is you would wear bracelets like this like a bunch of bangles or your little bolero jacket and you'd have like some cute accents in green and you just get your hair day a little bald ol with hearts what no guys what are these hearts what are they meant to represent oh I don't for do I act love bring him back to life I don't think no con bring him back to life therefore I gotta adorn myself with these reacts with his back can you change the color see that I don't mind oh really yeah I don't know why like now just change the whole outfit for me now but yeah this is awesome that pose cuz this I don't the green just just like the yellow made me really upset but like this red and blue it's it's but that's us color though like that one is just a game color and I feel like you're be trapper daesh's who's like why do people like this design people love dia oh they love you go wrong I'm not sure yeah yeah I'm not sure if the design is well I don't need to offend you guys but this is it's cute in that it's matchy-matchy but like it's actually weird and gross well I don't know well he's look his neck piece too is that like a little bit earlier I was very confused by it myself I feel like this is one of those that I may look at it later but like no this is good but right now I don't know so that's a new short no I guess was neutral I had a very visceral bad reaction to him but now I don't know just cuz I liked it so much and the other color he's the evilest ever yeah I mean I could see but this is not a particularly evil look yeah you're wrong about that really all right that's diya what we have after view we have the world doll which is do stand I think I see very very powerful I think I've seen this guy do you see it fits with him he's got the heart love on the dick hole yeah yeah the leprechaun mom a kissy he's got the robotic love the most stands have with the [ __ ] weird fade I don't know what that is I feel like this is the first time that the stand really is matchy matchy with the same use user way the one for joe duro the star platinum Moscato this is me right yeah you know everyone loves my dip twice cuz I have two hearts so nice you love it twice yeah yeah this is about either in the pink in the wait actually wait Frieza it's just so weird that they chose hearts as the symbol like they've used a lot of triangles and rectangles but it's like if they're chosen a star right Joestar well he's deal but you know if this had all been stars like I don't know it wouldn't feel so out of place they pulled their Jojo bloodline usually have a star tattoo okay but do is not part of it like I don't know cuz I keep you even if you see on the back of like this big Louie's whole background with his chin has a heart this chin strap is a is a green heart what do you give the world as power if you want to know is like to stop time just stop it that's pretty cool it's pretty cool isn't it yeah I guess I'll give him or whatever I kind of like him though I don't know maybe I'll show you bottoms up there's a gymnast AHA there's some mesmerizing factor no he got me now moving to Jojo part 4 which is I believe [ __ ] Joe de Rosa's son grandson know even less about I know there I've watched the movie of part 4 but new we have we have josuke he saw his pompadour earlier I did I think he lives in a little city in somewhere in Japan and I want to say it's early 90s when when Jota report for my job are forking up those little enamel pins yeah he's got a peace sign he is a a school tough so he has these rocking the school uniform a lot he's a school tough yes got his loafers guy his Gucci loafers yeah and his little puffed pants got his little pop adorn the front of the back post looks like he has boxer braids or like cornrows I don't I don't know I think it's a really well just welcome to pompadour but like okay the one of the symbols on his neck that's like this the female sign but I don't know there's a little oh no we're supposed to be like an anchor or like a nautical thing yeah maybe you know it's love and peace I guess oh [ __ ] he loves there love peace and Baba doors what's this other color I'd be surprised okay perps perps perps like his grand pops and look at those two hair spiky keys that's what I'm seeing there look good braids like the ends yeah yeah I mean I'm gonna give him a big neutral because he's like that's how I feel about most of like the school often inspired thing cuz there's only so much that can be delivered that can be given part for there's a lot of dudes middle but like for like how are they out battling if they're in school like I don't like they don't go to school but they have the school officers yeah but that's just what they were I know they go no they were school they fight his stand shining diamond which is a great name though shine bright shine bright like a diamond so you can see he's got the heart motif again a lot 1 2 3 4 bye you were freaking out about what's this weird codpiece again and just got there's a little vision but this is a vision kind of there now he does he has four hearts and again much like Jonah rose he punches a lot he's a good fighter in general and correct me if I'm wrong MOC well I think his face looks quite fierce and he has there's that last heart on the chin okay but yeah there's not much to say but stay alright he's alright so we have one of just gaze rival slash friends okay Yasu and need Uemura be another like busy school guy who don't go to school oh but I like his cause a little better than just gays actually I like the dollar sign for some reason he's got the belt so that the multiple like Tommy is so fit better I find right what school he going to if he got great hair I think he dies it these my keys to dyed their hair gray back then but okay that's supposed got all that space to it doesn't sure practice will last face dusty hats cross that's that's suppose though yeah I do like the sweet sort of line of it why is there things written on the side of his arms though get out of here who you advertising this is what hello hello billion billion dollars billion yeah cuz he like money like money like that yeah money yeah first you get the money then you get the money um yeah he's using whatever he's not he's not the worst but he ain't good the hand which is his stand but I see you talk to the hand cuz the behavior can be secret well this guy was [ __ ] guy what's with this face he's a lot like her phone green yeah but he like money money whoa buddy again just kind of a sexy robot to me I don't know dad yes I got the hip pads that's green whatever blue works better with the other guy yeah it does but like green is a color on money it's true alright there's a little boots nice little shoes yeah what about the hand man it's another man yeah okay but he's got the money signs though I do like the mind's eye but his face is too weird its faces forward no no imposes from there partially so I don't know when it's explained but this kid is in the same grade as just gay yeah but he's like a little kid yeah boy maybe he's like a genius child maybe he is but that's him not much to [ __ ] say like [ __ ] his poses why how much can he pull you this tiny body very funny that's pretty funny actually he's like a mini-me but that's his hair's not bad his hair is a little bit different a little Dragon Ball honestly a blood I don't remember the Dragon Ball Z was playing in parallel to Jojo at this point please please correct me but yeah I know that's him he's okay he's okay so I don't know who the [ __ ] this is anymore we're way past the point you don't know nothing now no it's only 500 people I wouldn't say 500 but there's there's there some o these type of parents have recently come back inside the coal real paper bag pants where you cinch it and then they're the pants go up at the top like how this is here okay yeah like okay so the belt goes but then there's more pant on top that flares out like this has recently just come back into style actually well not with buttons on the side no no your little weirdo boxers showing and what is on your head sir it's like it's like one of the the [ __ ] hats you take out of crackers but a little crowd hats is upside down this is a bandana I like his hair because like what is that other line thing and then that it has a side swoop I feel like our friend Chris Rix would have Peres like this oh yeah oh [ __ ] hold on let me oh oh these are good folks I'm getting some good salt-and-pepper vibes from this outfit too because there's like a little sort of green cropped sweater underneath or sweater vest but then it's like a little bit of a bolero jacket like he's like feeding himself a shrimp it just clasps in the front it clasp in the front with like the three leave the gold Lisa's gold bullet pieces but then there's bullets on the belt of his underwears yeah I feel like this belt is a mismatch because they should have continued with gold like they should have made at least the hardware on the belt gold if not the whole belt gold and then the side pieces down the sides of the legs yeah also should have not been silver like are you going for gold from the waist up and then silver down so I think this would be an absolute success if it wasn't for the green if the green is a different color everywhere one of the green everywhere what what other color is there let's just see for fun purple actually looks a little better they love purple they do they're like super into purple they love it here everything is problem what color is that the crop is still like green though yeah this makes less sense because I'm at the headpieces in green heaven's door it's the name of the games and I assume that's his stand we'll take a look at the sky very briefly what I like the invisible hat that's pretty mean but it it means he has no top of his head yeah B's stands so it's fine it looks like you could make a creepy doll horror movie out of this knock knock knockin on heaven's door I mean I know there's a big G in our fan yeah I mean ya know you like this guy yeah things need me a little bow ties a little more thank you yeah I just think you need he's okay but I'm still giving him an average okay he's not blowing me away but yeah he's a little a little bit of a cutie so here's another ya member apart for I assume he's another classmate of Jessica's yeah oh no I don't know Pat was here look who's weird Lisa Simpson had like these as like bird no because you know her hair is like growing out of her scalp with those spikes yeah yeah we're here porky Lisa Simpson is an style man she geeky oh yeah yeah you know no Tim no they have okay I'm taking a stand oh Jesus no guys understand you can actually have you Kakaako yukako yamagishi couple of extra I don't know BAM she's I think she's a school friend but just get mighty sure she has a Stan I forget Oh No who is she like her hair older cook snakes this is a weirdly unflattering skirt it's just kind of nothing like a big ruffle to the school she'll go yeah I didn't do it my Sailor Scout outfit a little bit Oh I mean she's she's ready to throw down I like that in a woman okay those shoes Camilla low fees but at least like they have some bling again that's terminal ankle socks and lolis you're alright ma'am I know I said I'd give them all thumbs up but you're like the most average looking why are you here madam she's giving me body she's giving me face I don't know you're just your girl I've already forgotten about you oh no so now we have Jotaro Kujo from part 3 now he's a bit older he's wearing white now so it's base is very the same but like a lot of people are kind of like Wallace is even better kind of like this yeah because he now has a third belt going across his chest yeah and his other belts but it's a dick pad it's a dick Praxian please stop don't get out of there don't get close to this dick but you can see that he took the pattern from the belts from the rubber that put on Gotham couplets his little couplets and then he still has straight are those supposed to again this hat but now you can see now you can see everything though it's just I think we're just supposed to believe that it's magical oh yeah it's like don't ask matter and what is this symbol that's on behat is it woman is everything is once no everything is woman's and I don't know women anchor stick figure men what are you I don't know it has to be something that it represents this is also on the on the patches in the inside of his like lining of his jacket at the top yeah it's the same thing going on there it's the same symbol don't touch just look ready poses do yeah as the point from before does he have the pocket that one's good that one's good yeah I don't know you see I caught a fish this big oh yes yes yes hand in pocket hand on on hat-brim wears abnormal okay no that's always got a little hand also on the top of vessel yeah there's a little gold stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with the human touch hey you on the ride no got a whatever have some fun anyway what do you give Joe DeRosa here help me also give it a thumbs up I feel like I have to know but I think it's good to know yeah I think it's pretty good I don't like a 1 Bell flop sticks out and the other one doesn't go away oh hi Kiera ot she probably butcher that I I don't know this guy there's a lot of Lucky Charms shapes attached to his outfit random just gold circles going down his pants [Music] look at that hair look at the emotion in his face the emotion you just finished doing an awesome set it's like it's like yellow red blue purple yellow again more yellow you have another pose can that help our different purple a red turtleneck red tights you're a mess sir look at his pointy shoulder pad fluffs on his shoulders off I wanted to like you as a good yeah has a guitar it is a guitar but I don't fall for that anymore okay [ __ ] yeah I gotta stop that order of that guitar coming to the house yeah no no no more sir no more listen you lost me at red turtleneck oh yeah yeah I kind of tapped out as soon as I seen it alright fair enough yeah no he he a big no for me dog chili pepper which I assume is nice tan well that's cool that's obviously good he's yeah I don't uh we again like a weird Frieza type a little weird beachy face looks like Howard the dock it's gross no I don't like you who doesn't like him no okay Kira no he's the bad guy of parkour [Music] he's the bad guy at every 80s movie yes yeah it kind of made that color music man was that man's name James whatever that he played in every eighties movie he was like the bad guy I don't know you said no but to say about him honestly it's more of this character not his outfit well he got a puss pouch tell you that mmm no weird depends de paris' wearing yeah it's often is just like whatever but again like what okay yeah you have this weird green lined shirt with like red lines and an image the most 80s print tie you've ever seen yeah yeah yeah he's like stop please stop making fun of my tie and I'm like I can't sir he's got his little quaff it's little tendrils falling softly in the front of his face I don't know you know it's interesting the hair does seem to evolve overall yeah it goes kind of a tease and then it's kind of settling into this feel 8 weird decade that never existed you know it wasn't quite 90 is not quite an eighties in between that's how it was with like the first few years of the 90s in the late eighties it was the no one knew what to do it was like no everyone went crazy not quite a not quite a girl not quite a woman not yet not yet all of it I don't know what he give Carriere I'll give you nothing oh nothing I wouldn't give him any of my money all right yeah of course a kookaburra giri his understudy kind of looks like it doesn't it yeah very similar not much to say color pants and blazer same color [ __ ] weird stripy shirt and also odd print tie it's like weird demon cat on his tie yeah it is but you're also not for me sir no no no okay we're deadly Queen which is one of the the main stash strike at one of the the main stands I I think it's Karastan I forget please visit but yeah this is a weird cat monster she has more interesting flavor than a lot of the generic e stands I've seen this little thrusting kitty-kitty coin and the faces they're like one thing got a little kitty here I mean I would call you like a kitty little blood advertisements a little funky things yeah [ __ ] is like a little a little a little flap over it's kind of like gladiator esque sort of well better than those these weird sandal boots they're not bad they're not bad she's gonna color kind of like that blue a bit more actually I think I like the pink war yeah she's not bad she's like one of the better stands I said you've seen I find I wish I had a big like [ __ ] skull thing to lay on my crotch a skull cat because look at the ear yeah it's true but that he's both that means I can't have to die though no it's just the idea this is the idea of a calm down buddy would you give what do you give okay from G or no Giovanna Giovanna is a girl name we don't know huh we just don't know sure no I want Jordan others Jordan and Giovanna is a girl's man well this is what we're dealing with okay okay um you know what I feel like I have seen these ladybug pasties before this hair my god I think we're in part five now for all I know I forget this a lesbian yeah don't know know this a lesbian I don't know I really do I feel like okay well let's see some other poses hold on [Music] we got that kind of tugging tugging them on the chest we have this Oh is she he I don't know I read this farm I like I like the that the keyhole is in like a heart shape yeah yeah yeah and like it's just if it didn't have the weird ladybugs it would actually be better what about the green shoes though isn't that like the really nice guy it's kind of not great the green shoes with more ladybugs more ladybugs an odd choice and then this weird diamond pattern on just on the bottom half of this that just doesn't connect it doesn't go all the way up doesn't come from anything and then weird bangles over the wrists part and then the headpiece the headpiece just is the same color as the hair kind of is that here is the 3 it's 3 hair [ __ ] maybe it's three hair loops I don't know you got your bangles you know over your sleeves this is kind of a mess this is kind of it's kind of a mess okay golden wind I'm assuming this is jude giovanna giovanna's stead you probably asked about those and weird hair lots of bogos lots of slits it's weird you also a mess it looks like dancing jaguar dancing cheetah for me yeah no you're you belong in your master or sorry your user area brutto boo karate whoa we're really getting to the [ __ ] I have no [ __ ] clue about again Bruno's got like a weird bob haircut and looks like he's wearing a bra let a lacy bra let's with his flapper bob haircut his weird keyhole please sir little gold puffs in his hair and these little this prints I don't know these little black dots are either I like the fact that he has a peaceful tan loafers though yeah yeah don't want to be too out there yeah yeah I don't want to be outlandish yeah gotta have my my brown low fees what do you what do you give a boot steve buscemi over here gave him a thumbs up no I don't know just of whatever I like why are youse what I don't what what what are we going for here I don't know is it a Lacey boost ears in a Yakuza tattoo I don't you're Italian are these snakes is their heart I just knows your hair look like that I just noticed a little jangling piece yeah they're like zippers they're like all of those are zippers and that's the end of the zipper Wow like it's imaginative I'll give it that but like it's a lot you hit yourself in the face a zipper man yeah see is this Nomar oh wow I wish I had that on my dick yeah me too unzip it okay I don't like how are you supposed to see it's not important don't worry about ah oh look at that it's full diaper unzip it to change it it's also now okay we know me stop oh [ __ ] no yeah there's Avatar boo bender arrow on his forehead yeah yeah so there's tiger print pants then there's these silver boots with like like white thongs the boots are even actually the least worst part but who told you pan that you gotta have an orange II red a blue and a purple and this makes sense like when was this memo passed out did I miss something because yes you can mention mix-and-match colors you didn't think went together like you know pink and red now is a thing and it's kind of like oh it's like no Peter it never and now you're like no if your man is cute but let me tell you something about orangie red blue and purple it ain't never gonna be a thing okay it ain't never gonna work no no yeah now you know and yeah why you got tiger print with [ __ ] diamond cavity and your weird [ __ ] head condom well your avatar okay your purple gun and your purple gun well your turtleneck crop top no no no no no don't no no no knackery sia no sure doesn't yeah thank you that's why you're here not you I don't know you even know there you go yeah it's nice seeing someone that's like some day this is like Seattle grunge maybe what is this I had no I know she like I know it doesn't matter really what gender doesn't matter like to search the outfit this is a lot of intensity that they're giving me they're giving you a lot oh I don't like these colors okay this is their yeah that's better okay little headband matches a little wristband and yeah definitely getting like a Seattle plaid shirt tighter on the waist vibe yeah you've got a belt secure it about these booties the booties are okay little pointy little ornamental ISM decal on it and your little black pants and I kind of like this top just like a caged choker thing which I like that can you turn let's see the back of that strap where it goes yeah so just like a cage top well I don't really like how this headband kind of looks like it's like a mask you'd wear in a mental institute or something like that like I had to pull over a little bit but like from the front this part looks good then while you have that other flap I don't know it looks like you have a head wound but I kind of like this yeah well why you look so sad like Kira okay now you talk yeah are you just getting like squats up better got the food cake no no you're no you Swiss cheese man you're not for real sir you're not real no no oh look at that tie though it has strawberries on it I always hold strawberries I almost want to give this a pass because of this tie yeah strawberry very in style but no absolutely not sir you're an embarrassment to to everything like your hair though so we got a lot going on where's he gone from like uh Tara Ghostbusters cartoon I know and it matches your golden orange e golden la may hold the suit perfectly yeah yeah but with your tie under with no shirts did you pay someone a book on the shoes poke holes in your outfit no this is just they tried to go in a direction that was the wrong one and now we're done no absolutely absolutely like no so Trish Oona thank God it seems like you're all about her oh my ladies at Trish you know I have no [ __ ] clue it is I said oh whoa boo brands our way hands all the way yeah yeah how you get your math skirt girls like math no they don't know likes math do you remember when they came out with the talking Barbie okay this was like in the 90s or maybe 2000s and like she said like five sentences and one of them was like math is high that sounds like a Simpsons fight no I wasn't the some sense did they pair am I thinking of the Simpson Stacy but it's cuz it was real was based on reality you know maybe she said dumb things like that but I don't know if math I was thinking of the sisters okay forget that then but this is the show that girls can like math and it's like her choker is like the mouth the math like print is that what it is I can't tell from here I can't across her bustier that goes across to her sarong and she has her little boots and the little heels are pink I love those boots I have a pair like them no Chanel wha what no nothing just the fact that you have them yes and look at her hair in his pink it's very cute hair I mean normally I'd be like this style is weird but like and works so well with this character model like you know she's like don't look at my math but she's fighting that with her hands so what do you gather yeah yeah yeah now spicy lady is based on spice girls I'm pretty sure yes we gotta get a Scary Spice it's good it's just gonna be so all the pink bye bye look like a wind chime boner announcer it's coming and her fart flap announced in the back when they when they lose rattle you know I'm letting loose yeah you can see they like this Matt she got a call for Matt she's got a head for it CCB show says the weird eyes that we've seen from like part three yeah little fly eyes what do you think about this I like it though I look at the cut of it the outfit the pink with the chimes you know what is modeled nicer than all the other butts they been some little or quite good little flat butts Yeah right no this is great I love it no diavolo which I have a passing familiarity with Diablo yeah thank you that's right here there's some [ __ ] going on what is tattooed and what is fake mesh that you put on don't know man you look like it looks like his hair as a disease it looks like his hair got chickenpox or something and then is this just like fishnets or is it like tattoos this was ahead of its time I don't think when they modeled this character that like they knew from the images of the manga that they knew what they were doing like it looks like his hair has smallpox yeah I mean what's going on well it's like this weird honeycomb II pattern yeah of like yeah on the on the sides of the pants and the top and the body's like insect wings well listen it makes sense because some insect wings are like that right they just have like these little things and there's nothing in between and then really call her honey Kolby and then but then it's just weird almost tribal my tribal tattoo but no not really tribal at all but what's this I came to me like he's got full glam like someone beat his face like he's wearing jeffree star and I'm not even gonna get mad that his wrist LeSueur green and the hair pink and then like pants like purple with like gold accents yeah the wire screen I just I like it I'm just gonna say yes okay and for crimson which I believe is a stand probably goes with him because he has the pink hair I don't know but he's got the green it's kind of got a lot going on with this green and this weird face on his face yeah you know what Oh double Fame you can really intimidate people and you have a face on your face that's good for your face yeah that's just all of the stockings yeah this is the one big one big checkered bodysuit or like actually jumpsuit no I don't know why you would you give this if you get through I know I know yeah I don't know either no we are getting to the piece de resistance [ __ ] Jolene good job this is your moment she's like in my top three or really yeah I know she's gonna call us ha so if you remember there's other characters that she inspired like a jury from Street Fighter I CI 4 with the haircut and even the spider web motif on the titties the webbing and the cut of the top jury has a similar that yeah so she's the only as far as I know main Jojo that's a woman okay like what with all those other woman's there's side characters they were part of the bloodline okay Jojo yes Jovie oh I don't get what this heart pieces this is a color that I see often this might be here default color though I know well they don't know it's better I like this one way better we're here food this is a heart with a butterfly on it yes I like how she has a little belly button ring charm dangling our friend Kiera Buckland that's a to be and and Ed she dresses she loves Jolie oh really I don't this is intimidating but it's oh the same butterfly tattoo on her arm and I like how she only has one wristlet look at their little bit jeweled belly button I just said before I'm sorry yeah little heart and this does like the thing on her belt loop in the front say like Jo like Jo yeah it's nice nice I mean okay let's see her shoot oh wait what is this we had a good we were having a good time so we got past the knees I don't know they're so kind of need it's stupid I feel like you know what their function was like if they each had a bit of makeup in them or snacks okay okay okay girlfriend can't wear a purse with this offense oh yeah virus onto some snacks hidden in these little compartments they're pretty made to be the color me I there's way worse there's worse yeah it's just like it's just one of those things like her boots are great too so one of those things that like I would like an explanation if I don't get one I'll still go with it yeah you know but like her top is amazing I like how it goes down it's like a weird combination of like a halter suspender it's great and I do like her hair too it's really fun yeah I'm gonna give her a thumbs up for yes thanks this is more muted I guess the other one is brighter I think they're both fun in their different ways yeah so a stone ocean her stand kind of little you've seen so many of like did you stone those tights yourself that's a drag queen drag race reference but though but she stoned those tights if the right color helps actually actually like the head is cool like a lot of times cool body type stands or like ample like she got I think it's a glasses it makes her cool because you know sunglasses was always making a cooler always make you look cooler but then she has those lines going down she's also looks super tough yeah yeah also give the Santa front thumbs up right all right that Buddism because there's an amazing black but situation is this bus situation all Burmese Costello because Costello yeah like Elvis although yet know exactly green my god that is an Egyptian GG Street jail I don't know I haven't read this for eggs so I have no information that is I either look at her sad Tatas yeah that's kind of like this shirt isn't doing anything for us oh god please someone support us like a futuristic Cleopatra hairdo Hayley the green lipstick matches the racing stripe and then it's like a her are bad on her like the top of her biceps or whatever which is your kinda cool purple for summer you know what would make this outfit like really work a lot better if you just eliminated the lined turtleneck part yeah you just kind of maybe like I know they wouldn't show boobs are like show like a pink bra or like bomb dobra or something yeah even green I guess if yeah if you feel yeah you got if you got a stick that green in there but like it's weird like the same color turtleneck part turtleneck this is like this vessel that could change that was why are you so angry madam I think super I go from zero to a hundred real bad you don't deserve me at my best no you don't get me ever worse or whatever no do you know I don't like it but I don't but it's not horrible so I'll give it a man really smack that get on that ball get on the floor smack that til you get so oh my God look at this head but we all these how many penises there's penis tower no it's like a brush you know a mean the brush with the balls of the air sure no get this up with the lips on the back like the tiny thin lips at least give us some lips that got injected with some collagen or whatever ejected no those those knee pads don't even know okay cease and desist madam gnarrk anastasiya holy [ __ ] who is she I she who are they we're not gonna we're not gonna guess that pronoun so we're just gonna say are those footprints are they cuz they ruin everything if it wasn't for those weird footprints I feel like I'm into this whoa jail are all of these convicts what's happened it is it's a can't seem to stupid look at the thigh eyes with the netting on top oh my god that's so good it's not shady as a cubic hair ah like the old timey flight attendant hat - wait are there zippers are these are these thighs or the boots push the boots for their zippers new yeah but they have zippers the problem is they go all the way up and then the netting is like Meshal Howell yeah oh yeah okay come on no one knows a jojo Gators never put on clothes they're just born not because he's born that way I'm born that way what do you do I'm really sad for these weird footprints because all the weird footprints ruin it and it's amazing without them it's a mate it's absolutely a delight to behold okay I almost even like the green more but just cause like it's just like cool like these lipsticks will really have their time like like this in existence so recently in the past five years past five years yeah yeah for sure I'm still gonna give a thumbs up okay I'm gonna ignore the footprints driver drives wanted D's on diver drives I think maybe too many oh man is he like scuba died yes tiger boy he's got a little speedos on yeah puffy speedos his little DS and his little air tanks cuz he needs oxygen even though he's obviously a robot ghost dads are like really much ghostie robot they're the ghosts of robots yeah so I don't know why you need this hot air taller I don't know it doesn't help okay enough of you okay weather forecast strap yourselves in [ __ ] no no yes you have no you have to look at a weather forecast no that's why you're here no no he's looks like weather forecast looks like one of those where the wild things are he's also from jail god damn Street jail don't really like your number of Fred Flintstone was part of that group whereas wise weren't allowed at all it's a yak Buffalo like brontosaurus Club yeah I have to wear these dumbass head that's this guy that's exactly it these cars were armored crotch armor nice slices I don't know what they are and then is weather forecast oh here oh and fur cups and hat and horns this is where judges stop just that's a big no-no what if the colors Darrin I don't want to go home look this guy has stand in parentheses yes dad Stan I knew there's a bunch of clouds yeah I Johnny Guster so there's weather forecast to stay you know what if it's gonna be weather forecast that's fine yeah but you're the most gotta wing motif yeah okay I'm a sew line again the most forgettable person I've ever solo he's got a little wind guys on his ankle yeah that makes that make sense right no okay father poochy poochy pouch I already see has a [ __ ] CD in his hands oh he really a priest he a man of the cloth baby yeah see a lot of characters like this in fighting games and other ones they're like man of the cloth I mean they look like this you have robot hands yeah they have eyebrows that are like molded into their hair and also that hair is molded into their their sideburns as father Pucci Mooji I don't know what reference book of priests the Japanese were looking at like that one the one the priests that do that this little hula-hoop belt too it's like falling off sliding down his sexy hips no you're you're you're obviously from pornography pretending to be in Florida you are a porn actor red pale snake that there's a lot going on that looks kind of cool to me what is this like weird code no man there's gotta be a story reason for it honestly I'm too stupid to know actually yet again I'm gonna I'm gonna school you on current fashion what's coming back is like oh just code logos no laws on the c-word of like the world but you know one over again it's actually coming back in style so the first thought when I saw it was like that's not bad because I was ya know poses but that's that's the stand of the Father Pucci trumpet face head pant thing I actually don't hate it I love there's no crotch armor at all it's just full crotch all the time crotch yeah every brush it's free real estate yeah I kind of even like it almost sounds a little weird but yeah I don't mind I don't mind any of this many stands here this is full moon sure why your mouth what that mouth do why you gotta be like that it looks like your mouth it looks like it the mask is made of skin that they dyed green gray dress it's very attic honest Jasmine says --gaq --gaq --gaq --gaq --gaq because it court of course it does look at my weird green fur belt please enjoy with random flaps there are not biker shorts they're weird flaps hey I need flaps just add some flaps on either belt is entire like ring the Buchanan look look at that face it's not a face of someone that would do that yeah yeah it is it is what do you think of full moon I feel like you need to say no I have no I have no full moon pun I have no moon pot there's nothing you go into another phase of the Moon it's another step this one's [ __ ] crazy so quick this grill course is this fashion girl my dick a whole horse Oh horse and this what suction anteater you'll die my butt juice that's what the horizon why is the rump have to be so luxurious in the back it's gotta support the mass this is the strangest thing I've ever I never seen this talent isn't there a face like with a big clock and again I'm I'm a sucker for these like sort of ombre feathers that go from a hot pink to like a lighter pink thanks for givin look at those feathers but everything is not forgiving this is nightmare fuel if I was okay and user knows like I want my stand to come out today first time ever see there they go slaughter fingers if this thing comes out and be like I'm disappointed I don't know about this I think it'd be more intrigued and disgusted yeah just slightly or slightly around slightly aroused not a lot yeah a little bit just because of those feathers what juice powering his [ __ ] chest yeah Johnny Joestar this is what people wear like the 90s the two thousands I don't know I'd like using track this is like Peter Pan grew up and he realized like he had to be in the real world so he had to take a job stripping Johnny Joestar doesn't have a pose when he's not on the ground by the way he's just is can he not stand up no because he wants to be like a child like on the ground this is this is some feeling that colors way better that helps us feeling his Peter Pan fantasy of love and stars and never Neverland this is Johnny Joestar also bad it looks like it's kind of like a onesie it's not a onesie obviously it's not attached but it's giving me onesie vibes of the child that has to go to bed I don't like you're babysitting him you're like put your [ __ ] ones you want to go to sleep no I can take this weird feather stick it in your neck it is with your weird bra back it looks like a bra in the back like Oh weird okay you're a little little man titty shelf it all are your Jenny just I give him years of therapy but you're gonna need it Jai Rosa Pelle now we're just throwing out food yeah how's that bully knows a penny euros FLE which is Greek but okay Oh give your Sun Hat on the little goggles want to protect your skin the one get wrinkles we see the Senate of another's appellant yes Holly from earlier no the Italian magician from before look how his little his little Robo balls on his side-pockets and look there's two yeah yeah sure I know the money weaker is and again these pants are all part of his boot it's a boot pant with his little animal abuses in the back and I don't mind the lines on his arms too but like why all of these like little blue buttons and stripes I don't think he has enough of them honestly I think he's a few more yeah yeah yes more on his belt that's a good pose very good look at these air slit vents on his hat-brim yeah the top of it yeah yeah how would fall apart uni this integrity would be lost he needs aeration so it would be you know I know I loved his lipstick what other color yeah also know Diego Brando I assume you'll [ __ ] at Friday monsters oh let's see what frightening monsters is it is a [ __ ] stupid looking Raptor that has to go scribbled all over it stupid what do you give this Raptor I give it take it away from my face like wrapped her off into the sunset there's Diego Brando normal well he's sexing up his do you know his name do you know his name do you know his name balls that I couples it's also on his crotch and he's about to Gore his own crotch with his Spurs look at these got the way those [ __ ] pant boners come along the hip bone EES like when in doubt they just use this like chequered cavity like well in there wasn't when Iraqi doesn't know what to do he just throws it on it's a turtleneck I sure the Hat this is mad you shouldn't I shouldn't some people know but this is really riding Garrett cuz he also had like yeah the sightings that the poopies on the hips and he has riding Spurs and a back brace of sorts yes and that's also a riding hat so this is really him this is horsey time for him honesty time buddy would he give dear no do big no-no there we have funny Valentine he is hilarious holy [ __ ] holy guacomole x' uh how why ha ha guess get you fellow can't get you famous yeah um ha so we're going with two two shades of pink a purpley pink and a regular pink yes and we're gonna have a weird leopard print glove with some ruffle sleaze popping out popping out the collar and then do we not oh okay do we not talk about the hair no no one talks about the hair you don't talk about the hair hair were like bugs live inside he's working those lip injections tell you that I like I want to know his story yeah why are you like this I don't know I I didn't know like an hour ago but if you were to give funny Valentine a trading yes yes no I don't know made-up middle media really okay yeah g-force she could see this is always as a stand yeah maybe there's no [ __ ] up lies and a stupid like ear head yeah so it's a stand it's not bad it's not bad I kind of like it I like the pink and blues and the accents are in the right place and like weird high-waisted song and there's pointy bunny ears they're very pointedly like Batman that's so we like him you like him yeah okay okay now we have just gay he goes she kataka 8 y 8 because I think it's Jojo part 8 for all I [ __ ] know I don't know but he has a little singer costume he I see him often and really in stuff of Jojo where I'm like what the [ __ ] this is what he wears this is what he thinks this little cracker jack box yeah well I'm still confused okay I see this star tattoo hey go get a tattoo of a star like that like kind of right there baby yes did what's with that green but then he got them green kicks and like but I think the pants are cut hi Oh as cute in the other color looks like gold but again it's like the lady anchor the lady anchor and emblem and they're like another star yeah yeah and then his little undies match his shoes and then he's a he has a tassel on his weird sailor hat that doesn't make any sense it's it's pretty weird it's not really a sailor hat and what's on the little lipstick nothing front scarf has a little red thing his little red things mass this is a messy mess she have messy sloppy [ __ ] is she I don't know I call everybody shield yeah no you just get soft and wet no no sorry I said this is just a twos no Stan it's not even that bad and like in lieu of every other thing we've seen it's not it looks easy Oh Stan with the red yellow and the green thing it's a weird robot it's a where is it whatever so whatever robot Joshu he does she keep that down no no no no I couldn't even this is a disturbed personal haircut are those lips or those what are these millions of vaginas listen all vaginas are beautiful but this is the hair he looks at in the mirror and says yep that's what I'm rocking today well he just slap on his bowtie and says she's gonna his bowtie in his vagina pants it says hey world check me out watch me know in Joshu and he has the arrow pointing to the hair the most disturbing parts were there and he has got his little Frankenstein stitching her sleeves up there and oh this is like okay this is like these people are like Oh God we're on party tube Georgia what do we do how do we get more ridiculous so like let's take a bunch of acid yes oh boy let's do some LSD and it'll just all flow out and then they do it and then that only works they submit it and people like yeah sure and they're like oh god later when they're sober they're like what no put for drying on pan just how did this get through how would you restructure that story if it was just one guy that was ahead of everything well he could have thought a friend supporting him when he was like oh I want all right bounce some ideas off me yeah okay yeah let's take some acid yeah and then we'll like just sketch a bunch of stuff so and don't be like to put china pants oh my god for a just shoe no no shoe no no shoe so we have a last character on the hairball less nuts and bolts which I assume is Josh's stent oh yeah not even that bad what about the eggs that are around its neck well I like how it has the print of the belts all across and then it has a weird hard-boiled egg look it looks like a face on his Dead face cross face crotch we got it we got it and nuts and bolts right that's what's called I like the name I think the name is fun and the little pink poof's little pink circles he's also just gonna get a mad because he's weird he's weird he's not weird and so gross so yeah you're just a little awkward Wow those a lot of Jo Jo's we [ __ ] did it though too much Jo Jo's lots of no nose no nose in the Jo Jo's please do not come for me do not at me okay this is your here's a boutique outfit today shifted this is my honest opinion okay I'm sorry who is your favorite off the belt the top of your head you just show someone else I don't know I can't even remember the house Overland I know who your favorite is which is the Spidey girl this one Jolene is up there yeah Jolene about Joe Darrell that we're looking at right now how about him I mean again it's like I'm a sucker for the iconic he's like the Madonna the gaga if you will of this whole sort of franchise so gotta love them but I think looking back I'll probably see you who I love but right now like I'm a person I instantly forget things yeah cricket just happen I like this one oh that's one you like yeah yeah no I don't know well that's that's Joe Joe eyes of heaven y'all wanted y'all [ __ ] God at all like almost two hours of it Wow yeah so if you want to suggest any other games for computer critiques let us know in the comments let me know it Matt my muscles at gmail.com are there any games left after this all there's through simulation is this uh speaking and it's only downhill from here no because there's different styles of costumes - it's just crazy like you said on acid Japanese costumes yeah yeah there's lots of American [ __ ] we never got to I was killing sting with all the accessories and [ __ ] I yeah I want to say you know thank you everyone for loving the series and accepting me and like asking for more I just there you go thank you for all the love and I'm sorry if I like picked on your favorites that was not our intention but let us know in the comments any other games you want us to critique yeah yeah we do it we do it in doing you do we do we do we do it do it

Channel: Matt McMuscles

Views: 177,627

Rating: 4.6069317 out of 5

Keywords: Let's Play Jojo Eyes of Heaven, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Jojo Fashion, Super Best Friends Play, Matt McMuscles Flophouse, Crymetina Critiques

Id: CBJSkLlKfes

Length: 129min 8sec (7748 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 04 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Pompadourius]

Her giving Kira a meh rating is probably a bigger compliment to his character design than loving it, given his intent to seem bland and uninteresting.

[u/TheBalticguy]

Interesting tidbit: Araki designs his characters with no canon color scheme, only general designs. This makes the anime able to flow between colour schemes to fit with the drama of the scene.

[u/superkeaton]

Man, Matt's forgotten alot about Part 3.

Edit: Nevermind, Matt's forgotten everything.

[u/The_Draigg]

"(Old Joseph) is gonna get laid!"

Oh Crymetina, how right you are.

[u/Weewer]

Yeah I was afraid of this. The video hits a huge wall when they get to late Part 3, wish Matt had read on, or at least have Woolie join in for this one.

[u/otaner14]

This video really suffers from Matt not knowing much.

[u/PrimeName]

No one show Woolie this video.

[u/Admiral_of_Crunch]

Somehow it occurs to me only now that Matt has never talked about Jojo beyond the early parts. They really need to get a Woolie or a Pat on the horn to guide them through pretty much most of this.

[u/fighunter]

This one really suffers from lack of context.