Creationist Meme Compilation

the fact of evolution is it's our controversial in whether you like it or not we're cousins of chimpanzees we're slightly more distant cousins of monkeys there is no evidence of evolution from one species to another there's micro evolution within a species but not going from one species to another really and actually your your the way you afraid this and you're very closed mindedness really is a very good example of the kind of censorship that we see within the scientific community that won't even allow discussion about the controversy that says that we can't even discuss any evidence that might show that evolution is questionable where did you study science reptiles never stop growing it's a simple fact most reptiles never stop growing they grow all their life what would happen to a reptile if you put him in the Garden of Eden and let him live to be 900 years old you'd have a big lizard a really big lizard dinosaurs were big lizards that lived with Adam and Eve before the flood came you'd get these Jackson chameleons right now at the pet store what's he gonna look like at about 15 tons probably some kind of Triceratops if you ask me why I believe in the Bible I flip open the Bible and show you a verse you say you're appealing to what you need to prove if I ask you why do you believe in reason and give me a reason I'd say then you open there you open your book you open the reason they give me a reason you again you're making a hugely invested I say that the Bible like the Quran and like the Torah is man-made not God made it's a it's a it's a human-made literary accretion for plagiarism contradiction fragmentation and so on it's like every other book ever written and I wrote is nothing divine about it and they appeal to to it saying I can trump anything you say because here's God's Word on the page is a contemptible way of arguing I I wrote a logic textbook does that make logic man-made logic is not mad yes yeah and you know what you get to tell that lie to God right before he picks you up by your scruffy neck and dropkick your rebellious ass into hell the recently my phone's is because um we actually developed this thing called sonic nationís okay we're not interested in listening to you do you have questions for us to both keep you're not tracking with your speeches or we're done I'm not kidding you you've got nothing to value for us we got the Word of Life the breath of life the only hope for this generation in world you can gets the Nords your mind we're noble words from you little boy either you stop it or we're done okay questions or we're done there is the question okay two thousand years ago rifle fires killed the Son of God was killed by the Jews I'm asking you questions we'll ask it right we're finished with oh no no you know we're not all right done this is called women were according to its falling you need to leave the building now that's the answer you're just wrong you're just wrong he's the son of God shut up shut up sometimes it's hard for a human being to study the ear or study the eye and think that happened by accident I beg you pardon me to say by accident yeah what do you mean by accident the eye just formed itself so who says it did well some evolutionists say not a single one that I've ever met really really in the absence of a conscious entity the moon remains a radically ambiguous and ceaselessly flowing quantum CD part that is bad that you have to have a conscious being what understand why critical physicists in this audience to actually address okay Leonard mob knows I'm a theoretical physicist would you like to have a short course in quantum mechanics sometime so that we can straighten out your slightly misuse of quantum notation why do you want to associate with a more on the Greek comfort I don't understand wait blades in Jesus Christ let's enter the world and what you see beside me I know you don't like Ray Comfort but you know I mean that building doesn't come out just magically you know it has a builder yes right that's a human body its complexities and are you are you a scientist or what are you just self in general is right you seen if the world is trillions of years old and through multiple chances and where we come up with that time from a star from the light of a star tweet just like that I mean we had deal us you know build a test didn't say it's this far away or take this meeting light-years to get there what he knows that he key that he could guess the mysteries of God I understand that you're not gonna believe me and I'm probably but you're gonna say right yeah but there's there's a good reason behind that's that your a cool educated Scienceworks

Channel: Skep Tical

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Id: N2MZptK7K3E

Length: 7min 37sec (457 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 09 2013