Create The Best Splash | Full Task | Taskmaster

[Music] hello oh hang on hello hello lolly oh brilliant that's so good that sounds [ __ ] bright how do you think is this thing no the sun can't wind up make the make the highest splash it's the most useless telescope i've ever said it makes it the same size as the thing that's a long way away make the highest splash you have 15 minutes and one attempt you commence the task you have to say who you think will win the task those who correctly guess the winner will win an extra five points your time starts when alex blows his whistle who do you think's gonna make the highest splash i think i'm gonna get make the highest splash it's between lolly and hugh that's it yeah who do you think's gonna make the highest splash me me lolliano yes who do you think's gonna make the highest splash mel okay i think i'm not sure about noel no i'd like to think it'd be me the highest splash 15 minutes i don't even know what that means that was sad wasn't it and they said who's your best friend i went now and then who's your best friend and she went no [Applause] he often wears things like feathers yeah and in my mind's eye i saw a big old splash and a sort of drowned feathery crow and that worried me see it won't be that swag dresses like a crow you seem pretty angry with the telescope well i couldn't see through it yeah and that seems to me like a fairly fundamental purpose of a telescope i mean you might be interested to know all of you that no one asked you to look through that telescope so they had they had one attempt each but they could test their splashing equipment they could have multiple uh practice splashes yes yes that's right and we're gonna start with all the men good luck [Music] i'm off to the shed oh yeah yeah oh that would be good just making anyone feel like they need a wii that went quite high yes yes yes [Music] yeah i'm ready yeah yeah have you got a can i use that hammer on the string i've got to line it up you ready yep [Music] there we are beautiful but watch yourselves i've got a bowling ball joke thank you you ready one attempt you good luck [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] ah it's beautiful just to see you soaked i didn't sort of think the water was going to come out yeah funny old game in it throwing a bowling ball into a bucket of water and out it comes you were all going what's hugh doing he was i'll tell you what he was doing he's doing what my dad used to do she was he was dropping a plumb line for absolute accuracy which is what all dads do before they totally miss a [ __ ] book i wanted to go higher in the thing but i was told to stop because it was 55. joe you've very cleverly raised the bucket up giving yourself extra height as knoll did as well you got to six foot two oh that's how tall i am it's exact same hard as you whereas hugh got 18 inches which is the same height he was when he was born and then i've had to go metric for null because he didn't go big enough five meters ten god almighty so let's see how a melanoly got on the ladies i'm gonna get the ladder and hose right hosie please josie hosie up there up the tower as they say thanks my [Music] darling look at the height that's a splash right hang on no look this is a splash against the house there that's a splash [Music] okay go oh yeah here we go there she blows are we splashing the clock yes [Music] thank you thank you your time's up oh that felt good [Applause] still think lolly's going to win i think this could be possibly an all-female i don't want to be smug though but quite yeah quite pleased with that that's quite high isn't it i'm gonna have to ask my assistant to clarify what a splash is okay a splash is to cause liquid to strike or fall on something in the regular drops on something so the splash would have to be measured from uh the water hitting something and coming off officially yes right are you worried that lolly sprayed i think lolly's worked out for herself what happened lolly sprayed into the air and caused a splash but that splash came off the ground in which case lollies was a lower splash than hughes weirdly weirdly it was because she used her brain but just not enough you'll ask a more fundamental question you wouldn't let me climb any higher up that tower but you're very happy to let mel spray a hose pipe of water near an electrical power line mel uh sprayed the clock we're happy with that or splashed the clock yeah of course because the splash came off a high surface so she's splash o'clock three o'clock on the clock was uh four meters fifty so not as high as knowles metric 510 oh so did the crow win he wins literally and morally ah for the crow okay [Applause] alex just summarized the final score just to say the three people who voted for themselves did worse so it was lolly and fifth i'm afraid then fourth hugh joe third male second the crow the crawl for more task master subscribe now you

Channel: Taskmaster

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Id: 63xe6HQAOwI

Length: 9min 30sec (570 seconds)

Published: Wed May 26 2021