Balance Alex on a See Saw | Full Task | Taskmaster

[Music] oh Jesus uh-oh hello Bob hi how are you I'm fine thank you would you like a quick chat before I yeah thank you thank you that's what the relief is please let's see what we got here then Alex meal pal balanced Alex you have ten minutes to place your counter weights on your end of the seesaw you may not use humans to balance Alex most balanced Alex wins or Alex will you get onto the seesaw for me no not at all not at all not fully finished not I finished oh so I've just got to guess how much you weight okay all right [Applause] didn't ask you how heavy you are well according to celebrity sizes calm I'm about the same as Russell Crowe weighed in 2013 I'm 14 stones okay like Russell like Russell Crowe and we're gonna start with mark this is his attempt I'm gonna make it good guessing your weight by picking you up late is that right yes okay and I won't be able to beat you up there we go see your query so that all right do you know how many kilograms you weigh yes cool I think this is not a bad starting point I think I think if we fit this and that should be almost exactly your way but I'm trying to imagine 10-second final okay thank you mark that I couldn't really think of a better way to approach it but I'm nice about learning in there thank you Mark microwave in wait when you're trying to lift not 2013 Russell Crowe off the ground realistically he's got to be 75 microwaves thank goodness you could go to your second option which was a bunch of Bernard jerseys Salian ish yes I do please okay can I just have a very cool just the fun oh my god anyway yeah in a good way to the Shred I found a bag of socks still not enough white decoration I see right you think I weighed a tire a roller plastic banana two lemons in the fire for its social something like that yeah [Music] Thank You nish since we people using their brains roller nice heavy thing yeah next up Bob and we see somebody who was using physics to his advantage here we go it's kind of the basic caveman approach her I know there's some science involved can I move this [Music] I think that will balance Alex [Applause] Jewish day you're gonna use physics because when you brought that plinth out you were handling it with some ease so you obviously knew that that wasn't Alex no idea it was the only thing I saw you know we had had that vaguely human shape so I thought that was a starting point and then I saw the things underneath the swing mm-hmm and you knew that that was part of it you know what I mean oh well I won't say whether or not it worked but it was the right idea we haven't seen a thing B so we're gonna see her different approach right now let me just give a feel of you just to test oh god you're heavy Alex you oh my god we're gonna have to think outside the box here Alex I'll be back in a minute I'm back off to the shed actually going to harness the bots down that's what I'm doing is I'm tying do not anybody hear of a car I've got a car okay can you get your car right down keep coming so I'll need a bit more slack from you Alex straight back straight back keep reversing there we go hey yeah I think I'm done stop the clock thank you rustling you're welcome Alex [Applause] sweetie it's not cheating as far as I'm concerned where did you trap the rope we tied it around the middle part twixt two windows because the strongest part of a car is famously the windows now what we're gonna see now Alex well we'll see how these four got on first so I got on the other end after they'd left and the bandana go here we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] last moment was ecstatic I thought the bandana guy was going to get extremely hurt did I do fine in that you did fine the results so mark mark put three stone in the other half 20% of and me the equivalent of my biceps and stomach muscles which are small but what's the right idea but unfortunate about to have put it back by about another three meters though you only actually put 32 kilograms weight on that side but I weigh 89 kilograms that was just over a third this time Sally not about eight stone Age's don't 56 percent of me all my blood liquid and lymph system but nish you did pretty well oh that's never been said on the entire show is no first time for everything you managed to balance my chest back abdomen and head seventy percent of me with ten stone on the other side so walking balanced but it was pretty good so Aisling attached me to a 220 stone Ford c-max [Music] [Music] [Applause] I mean what I couldn't there was why what Aisling put on the other end so it's up to you to judge how you think she did well I think that you have to give credit for technique sometimes here we go ready mark said last place mark one point got two points you were going to give points for technique but yet fine ash thing great technique horrific stretchy washing line outcome all right I'm described in bed it felt like Sally came very close to a balance but unbelievably this Kumar comes first [Applause] for more 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Length: 9min 22sec (562 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 14 2020