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Dion if you're not going to add nothing positive to the conversation man first I'll still let you know that your skin looks great I don't know what you're doing but the skin is popping okay don't show that [ __ ] [ __ ] like that bro that's just goddamn problem talk about how his hat look cheap that look like it was that hat was free hey man hey man don't do that don't do that good morning that's the same black as that shirt hey we doing this so early man can we meet the black S I love y'all today Dion I don't want no smoke [ __ ] the last two weeks [ __ ] I ain't did [ __ ] to you later I need it dog I need a bucket in Detroit this is the Detroit Edition [ __ ] that Detroit D that [ __ ] hard as [ __ ] yeah hey hey Ronnie send one to Dion too his black some [ __ ] this is navy blue I think my these are navy blue it's still blacker than Dion [ __ ] you just said you were gonna [ __ ] with him immediately got him got him immediately no I don't want no smoke starting now I don't want any smoke I'm smokeless hey look at me guys I am smokeless I am a smokeless your Vapor your Vape your vaporizing thing I'm I am I am I am an edible I'm not even I'm not gummy it's your Tuesday night this week or the next week it's next week from Atlanta on a podcast with uh Ronnie um no somebody from from Ronnie but I think it was Remo went up in chapter Sunday a couple weeks ago rip that [ __ ] down yeah those come on come on come on that was come on I got a [ __ ] a tag I hope you use it that was his first time man I'm glad y'all glad y'all made him feel welcome man yeah he said a lot of people call the vouch for him so that was kind of cool they got Ruby Tuesdays though Ruby Tuesdays is um uh uh reuben reuben Paul see I don't know I hit him when I was out there I couldn't get him on the phone um I ain't doing like that either at first he he he he kind of off-brand you gotta what Tony Tony about if you reach out to Tony Tony got Tony real cool Reuben he's not a friend of ours he ain't mob ties whenever I meet him speaking of Reuben Paul Paul Reuben died today is that Pee-wee Herman good Segway good segue is that people here I'm 70 years old man Pee-wee Herman had to be 40 when we was kids then huh here's the thing here's how here's how jacking off in a movie theater can [ __ ] your whole life up oh Legacy done because I don't remember anything past my mom telling me when I take that [ __ ] out we ain't watching him no more right yeah I thought hey here's the thing the story was he was jacking off in the movie theater but he was actually jacking off in like one of those sex shops so it was at the place that you know jacking off at it was a it was it was a porno movie theaters remember back in that day I thought it was a regular movie theater right and you passed away to the middle of the movie or the end to use the butter from your popcorn to beat your meat but this [ __ ] went in early I got some grillers he was there for a double header he saw uh a movie before that and he was revved up to go on the previews we don't know what those previews those previews might have been fired okay back then was was a lot so he was like right after the preview because I got to get this one out I gotta get this out give previews they give previews of other pornos or like other regular movies like Indiana Jones old enough to go into it that's that's 80 [ __ ] the movie theater porn I ain't never been that old God damn yeah recognize Pee-wee Herman in there though the [ __ ] who was old enough to go to a Peewee her to a a section theater uh got the polio vaccine he's got the little thing on your arm like your mama everybody black mama got that little Mark right there for that hey recognizing somebody in a porn movie is crazy because that means that they were beaten off too and they was like is that the [ __ ] cleaning up hard ass napkins in the [ __ ] theater he hate his job anyway stinky you smell like tired in here smell like Tide Pods in here y'all are here giving your goop to everybody smell like the beach in this [ __ ] [Laughter] fabric softener in this [ __ ] living yeah and all the seats scattered because the [ __ ] are shooting off you don't want to be the person in front of the person what kind of uh uh what kind of pressure what kind of tire pressure you got you know what I'm saying You Gotta Be You got to know if you're a dribbler or a shooter I'm about to say the theater that's a dribbler sport you know what I'm saying [Laughter] and also if you own the second or third world of the day if you're the second or third one of the day you're probably gonna be a dreamer oh yeah yeah but you're already in with high velocity shooting bro second or third one of the day be like an IOU my dick but I got you tomorrow man I got some volume you got the actions just the action just be like dude what are you trying to get through what what's up my dick just costs around a third one [Music] when you find the video you've been looking for them first two and you like damn here she go right here and you ah you know you shut off everybody just keep watching just to watch like you ain't even into it no more you just like if y'all ever watched the porno and mid to jack off but it was so funny that you could not it was like funny like like like I seen one with this girl what's in there with this dude but this kid was at the door you can hear him yes knocking at the door screaming yeah what are you doing I like that why do you have all the pornos oh that was I know that one pages I know every one of them page 760 right no he says you know which one was it remember back in the day world star they showed a girl calling her boyfriend what I do was hitting her and that's like a genre now yeah it's like like go type in called the boy for a while or some [ __ ] yeah it's under the subcategory of cheating and then you want to look at um like cheating phone call oh yeah oh yeah it is Rich yes you just said some [ __ ] about me and your ass gave him instructions on how to exactly that's the genre now we just have to run to tell the [ __ ] that I had it bookmarked [ __ ] that was you I know that I know that one I know that one the baby you know that baby grew up now yeah that baby that was you it is a category I will say I got it I started watching One cheating and I realized that they were watching Law and Order in the background and I stopped mid stroke and listen was like I know that episode and didn't even finish in winning turn on Law and Order if I could tell you how many times I put up my dick because I heard why I left why I left wow like yo I cannot in the background in the background while they're not on a lot of flicks on the white amateur porn no more [ __ ] around they was watching uh um House of the dragon and I hadn't seen that episode yet and I'm like oh these [ __ ] are spoiling they're spoiling they're spoiling it hey this break it down at least nothing's worse than that [ __ ] out there putting music over their [ __ ] like especially like Day music and it's just like who's who's trying to beat off to you I hate the Jew the dude they're making a video for real before you like [Music] unofficial mascot he's the if you when you think about cheating wife beaters Brian pumpernick here and they just be like [ __ ] do you know that damn video that came up remember that dance video you remember when Brian Pumper was running around on World Star and [ __ ] Jack threw with him and Jack used to call me while he was with this [ __ ] you should send me pictures of all the new sterling silver jewelry that Brian Pumper beware he said yo this [ __ ] keep behind this [ __ ] this [ __ ] sent me a picture they was in a Ford Fusion and he got his hand on the gear shift and there you go the pumper dance [Laughter] he looked like he's falling down the stairs oh six boy look at there oh my God man [Music] make sure y'all like subscribe like [ __ ] come on man hey the crazy part about him is he still got ass like in real life so he's like he lame to us but that [ __ ] couldn't walk the street you say he got what ass what are you talking about we used to get ass in real life he used to [ __ ] yeah but but no no play the tape back you know who got a big ass booty booty he ain't done it on me though hey you know who got asked though yeah [Music] girls in real life that's awesome okay the [ __ ] look like Tony Yayo already that's already you can't you look like Lord Banks he dude like Lloyd Banks yeah he knew he looked like Lloyd Banks so he started wearing all gud and she uh he uh he did know he knew he was in the head with eggs at one point that was just that was his signature move cracking part is watching him convince a girl that don't do porn to do poor and after he picked her up in the Ford Fusions I'm like whoa so you think that was real because I hear that a lot of the times like those like um those things where they pick random people up it's not random because that's illegal they actually have to be like like porn stars and they have to like check if they're 18 and stuff so they just set that up they basically just set that up like most porn uh uh situations in the same video yeah like you gotta watch the old world star when him and Jackson was running around they was trying to do reality shows so they were showing like them running around L.A for real he'd be recruiting at the Baldwin Hills Mall that's crazy to get the draws and then be called lame like damn like what and not to crop that part out he kept it in there and said this is going to push myself look how these hoes be tripping like no [ __ ] ungrateful like a [ __ ] Marvel uh after credit scene wait what she says after I know you blame yourself you gotta go pee first before you call this [ __ ] man don't pee first he's still inside of you to him we're about to jump into this first topic shout out to the OG Squad we got me at CP shout out special guest we got Dion lack in the building and we got Atlanta's finest Miss Ronnie Jordan we're gonna jump right into this first topic right after this this episode of Squad cast is sponsored by better help sometimes I feel a little bit uncertain about where I'm going in life because of the future I don't know what the future has planned for me or how it's going to pan out sometimes I wonder if I'm even making the right choices or not and that's whether we're dealing with decisions around our career relationship or anything else but therapy can help you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate through life can help you move forward with confidence and excitement going to therapy has definitely helped me out especially when it comes to the anxiety of thinking of the future it's helped me understand that I can't control everything so it helps me focus on the things that I can control and be comfortable with that also therapy can help out with learning positive coping skills and how to set boundaries it empowers you to be 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what's it called um uh let me see so you got Friday then you go Saturday keep up the S the S rhyme scheme right right right oh fluday slew day Saturday Sunday snooze day is nice really nice day it's like it's like a national get your rest back together I can't do nothing today it's Tuesday baby I want to but are y'all those days [Music] there's a thing for Comics though you got that extra day in between Friday and Saturday are you gonna not do a show on snooze day dude they wind down after doing snooze they show us okay he's going through Tuesday jokes okay all right those might be the most packed shows because you probably the most rested you are during the weekend like real and I ain't gonna try it like look that first news they show nah but that late night snooze they show [Music] he's just rested on the seventh day get up on Saturday you got the whole Saturday to be chilling you know Saturday you going crazy yeah man why you do this man right now I kind of just thinking about life like this how many days in a year is now well I was about to I just looked it up there's 52 weeks in a year which means we add in 52 more days so like do we age slower or we age the same but our birthdays are you you wouldn't have to do all of that all you got to do is just change calendars no but we still aging the same way yeah you're basically just adding the day to the week so calendars will go from seven day calendars to eight day calendars yeah it has nothing to do what he just asked you though Hold On by the time you get six years old you were supposed to be 300 extra days at seven you've had 350 extra days so you ate roughly 300 and like 70 extra days which means that uh every six seven years you would have been a year old so now every time you're seven you're eight [ __ ] now we having leap ages but look what about the chicks that's from the background the old snooze days to get the age back oh you can't go back yeah you can't go back they're going to figure out a way to go back I don't know if y'all know this they they will they'd be like I think a lot of baby daddies child support [ __ ] man why are we extending the days they gonna be like well according to snooze day I'm a Scorpio because girl I got to change my sign this year [ __ ] has been up everybody's sign changes I don't know I think yeah [ __ ] might change I don't know but look here's the thing though here's the thing theoretically they could do this like we're the only thing telling us that the days are the day yeah it wouldn't take all of that it would literally just be adding like take all the calendars that are in use right now get away throw them away and create new eight day week calendars that's all it would take you mean to tell me we are two iPhone updates away from making this [ __ ] so I'm just saying like we really could create a day and like nobody nothing can happen well what's crazy about that is I used to think that daylight savings time just happened I didn't know it was invented by Farmers I thought that just like there's a part of the year that the sun just set earlier so we had to catch up but we literally did that we just added that [ __ ] conversation started like this I'm sure it started just like this yeah oh no like this I thought you had an example for us it Ronnie has a good simile for us such a loud listening silence you're like okay we did it what's the one point though what's the work week are we still doing eight hours are we dropping down to five about to drop to four you know what does the NBA season look like though what does the NBA look like are they gonna be playoffs on Tuesday you're a [ __ ] bro what does this mean for the NBA though so you get but if the whole world doesn't adapt it like just the United States adapted snoozing oh yeah gotta go to another country trying to get to try to get the flight back on on Tuesday you can turn away at the hotel oh sorry it's Sunday yeah I mean everybody has changed the world currency anyway we might as well do another day they finna try to freeze us out anyway I don't care yeah absolutely they are they're gonna try to change the currency to goddamn uh to to radishes or some [ __ ] I don't know that'd be crazy they have a secret meetings you got a bank account full of radishes I'm trying to change all this [ __ ] up I I elect for an extra day I need an extra day that would be hard what's the other option the other optimists create a holiday that's more money all of us are gonna have to buy something for somebody else buy some Grill [ __ ] all that no this what would the Holiday Beach 52 holidays that we added no for real I mean like I feel like Juneteenth even though it always was a thing it blew up in the last few years so I feel like we have a new holiday happy about Juneteenth they'd be like white people y'all can't help the point they don't go to work they don't go to work is Chick-fil-A open on snooze day that's what I need to know your two questions are crazy two questions NBA and Chick-fil-A Tuesday is between Friday and Saturday well it depends what is where the snooze Day fall in bitten the biblical sense because it's shifted a lot of stuff huh see like a day of rest of me yeah yeah well God slept does that mean that God created the Earth on Saturday now you treated Monday through Saturday seventh day was that he rested that's Saturday now they even had the days of the week when they yeah oh [ __ ] you right they were just like uh oh [ __ ] hey he wasn't on Earth so the sun didn't rise and set how do you know what's the day to God it's all in his Apple watch you know God been running this [ __ ] off of iPhone for the whole time y'all when you find out we're gonna be mad at him I'll be watching our lives like shows he's gone with an iPad damn like this if everybody were like God gives his his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers he'd be like it's just good yeah he said no it's just a good season you put a little season on your life [ __ ] get hard yeah he just he just lost his charger at that day that you had to go through that's a fire black Black Mirror episode it's kind of like the Netflix one that just dropped but like taking away the fact that God controls everything and he's just watching almost like like an experience why y'all do that yeah y'all got divorced okay let me chime in and fix this uh I was going I thought y'all was gonna make it like God God moves on his time like because he'd be on another Channel he comes oh [ __ ] let me check back in here let me do a little oh that's crazy because like if you get if something great happens to you that you are praying for you're like ah I got the audition and God is like hey he got the audition that's dope I knew you was gonna do it I knew it I didn't even have to do nothing you did that all day long man oh god well what if he just sitting there like hmm who do I get this big and not a lottery too hey did y'all hear about the girl who won 43 million dollars and they were like the machine broke here's a steak dinner though yes it was it was a a slot machine they were like but they got the terms and conditions I don't know where you read those at but they [ __ ] up with that when you hit something big they always be like oh it's a malfunction uh this this wasn't supposed to happen or this this machine was supposed to be turned off because it needed to be serviced there's always some [ __ ] like that when you hit bed I think it's private property so it's all a dead discretion it's like they can cheat The House Always Wins sir so why do people still gamble if when you win it's a mistake that makes no sense you win the most money when you're doing like the poker and all of that type of [ __ ] all that other fly [ __ ] they just taking money so that that's the money they paying lights and all that [ __ ] is the high rollers man when you're playing like big money at the High Roller table they will offer you so much that they give you the room for free they send cars for you plans uh meals and all that [ __ ] for free because they know you're gonna spend a hundred thousand two hundred thousand at that poker table crazy meanwhile the slot machines those are the cigarette team that's like they're on the cigarette they professional smokers over there they don't they just they pushing buttons and waiting on lights to flash at that point it's like old people uh there's a there's a there's a tiny airport near the Las Vegas sign and it has like a bunch of privates that just have like the Cosmopolitan the you know basically just like the uh all the the hotel names and that's where they fly out they fly out the whales just because they know that they're gonna spend way more uh just losing money who lost the most money was like damn everybody won the day [ __ ] like they gonna put 2K who they gonna put 2K in Madden in the casino let's make some money for real what's up damn if they had a magic table oh but they way too many fights they would have to have a [ __ ] at the casino that's really good he got to be a [ __ ] he got to be like the house like the house the Buffalo Bills [Laughter] you can't go for it on Fourth you know what I'm saying like you know like it's like it has to be to the T you gotta punt you gotta kick field goals you know what I'm saying like the house has an interception well when you win it'd be like Madden's broken today they make more money just having two random people go against and then you bet on those random people and do side bets on that I bet this person you can lose a lot of money [Music] they not really like this that's that's a quick way to get your ass beat you [ __ ] around up there playing like some [ __ ] and calling the wrong place like first down right here then a [ __ ] run a sweet you know what the [ __ ] come on [ __ ] does it Vegas does not want that [ __ ] you know I mean all he lost was 50 bucks he's like hey man I tried that they know [ __ ] [ __ ] that oh yeah everything yeah that's not a bad idea you have two big ass screens like big ass LED screens they plan on it they're facing each other so they can't see each other but they're also in the soundproof box so they can't hear people on the outside to be distracted and you're you're betting on their moves their possessions their games their yards all of that type of [ __ ] that's a that's an easy win for the for the casino to make a lot of money ain't this just sports betting though yeah well you can control it they would have to do they would have to do Madden in first down you have to play a first down at the time because you would be there [ __ ] all night playing that [ __ ] that should take eight hours one quarter one quarter can you imagine if they flew like I don't know cosine I don't know if he plays sports games or you just play the other games but him and and someone else and so they're bringing their following to Vegas and they're bringing the money to Vegas and these [ __ ] throw parties back up so much money they might gonna take this and do this [ __ ] they're gonna it's gonna be a [ __ ] yeah somebody I already don't want to go yeah I just already a good idea a lot of young kids is running through the hotels like I never want to go to a rap battle in my life it's too many [ __ ] like I can't it's no girls here it's just [ __ ] yelling at each other [ __ ] spitting at each other okay all right I'm not gonna lie like no racism but I like I like Vegas on the weekends where [ __ ] Ain't there ain't no fight when it's just like old people old rich people just gambling and stuff and the pools are straight like that's that's the that's the way more of a lemon am Trey Songz Hotel yeah Vegas Monday through Thursday is 48 dollars for a hundred and twenty dollars everything accessible you're the the weight The Waiting lines all that [ __ ] ain't crazy bro I'm telling you Monday through Thursday Vegas oh wow even the weekend if it's not a holiday it can be kind of cool because because sometimes [ __ ] ain't open on the weekdays but when do we gonna go to Vegas when it's an award show or when it's like NBA downtown to hear double down on the chef's kids I let the first one that was really he was telling me that Buffet [Laughter] wait that second one was a titty Vegas boy in the business dog whistling and the Freaks and the [ __ ] we eat maybe cookies oh the cookies everything's a decimal hey could you go out with his BET Awards I didn't tears here boy Memphis in Vegas like man that's from Memphis I know can you imagine to hear it running around Vegas like going there on a Tuesday [Music] here where are you at right now that's not your house right now he'll probably enjoy the whole Vegas he watching street performers and [ __ ] like oh this thing is really good you remember when like hookers had trading cards in Vegas don't do that no more yeah don't do that no more they used to have like little basketball cards with a little stands I was a little kid like picking them up like oh look cinnamon team with that right they give you that card and tell you that chick's on it and all that type of stuff to call the number you call the number that's not who show up it's someone named uh Esther that shows up who's 60. you called me no this lady I follow uh what is it Vegas something and she goes through all the restaurants she goes to all the events and she'll be telling the Hotel this trash she calls the hookers and she's like guys these aren't even real hookers I'll tell you right now I called for cinnamon and guesses and then look these are Chris Hanson the old ladies they've been doing that [ __ ] for 40 Years [ __ ] they show up like this all right head's gonna be 40 asses 55 if you want both that's going to be 60. I'm gonna need a quick hunting up front as a deposit because people would like to run off with the money after we [ __ ] I'll give you your change also I am y'all think that there's like a like a menu it gotta be of course yeah head handjobs massages I'm sure there's a whole you talk about all of that before you even go up to your room usually when you meet them at the bar they ask you to buy them a drink that's how you start the conversation after you buy them a drink then you kind of discuss what you want like yeah I just need to relax you know regular daggers sex something like that and they'll let you know prices [ __ ] like that they can't really say the words [ __ ] like that about that thing but you go to the right casinos the uh bartenders will tell you who's working who ain't working oh they'll give you the lot you just like people be like hey who's working today and they'll be like yeah like man where the ladies at they'll be like they'll they'll they'll like like point you in the right direction but you they're usually easy to spots they're the ones who call the hooker they're like right here I got you come on yeah because they they'll break them off a little piece they break them on something so they can stay in there I just imagine from the other conversation a [ __ ] in the vest playing Madden whooping your ass in the casino vest he's like keep this is wig sir he got fingerless gloves on yeah he [ __ ] you up with the best though I see people what you do [ __ ] you go to the casino the [ __ ] in the vest just kicking your ass the casino worker he got no emotion just busting your ass don't make it worse all right I'ma start talking [ __ ] that could be like security I know there's always like a third wheeler can you imagine trying to be just nice steel and it's still it'll just still be funny this is just be like sir not with that coverage I don't think you've been in coverage all night I should just run it be like damn I was at uh Minneapolis doing The Layover Ronnie and it was one of the guys driving to the cart that take you to your uh your uh your gate and he had on the the fingerless gloves like the driving gloves like he really this way I'm like bro come on now my [ __ ] see if he real he have y'all have y'all seen that thing about how the casinos are cheating with like the way that they pull like for example like in blackjack which is supposed to be one of the most winnable games other than crafts there's like uh there's like a shiny surface they can see what car they're about to pull out and they could like push it back and get another one real quick so if you notice sometimes they deal they got this motion where they doing like this like duh like they're controlling like how they win and all of that it's it's wild the game be cheating boy I don't never think nobody gonna win that [ __ ] for real bro like you I feel like they got a less so many people win so they look credible and still present the possibility of Hope but [ __ ] the people with every winning that [ __ ] could be in on it too it could be planned hell yeah I was just thinking did you get fired if the people keep winning hey [ __ ] yeah we're losing money you [ __ ] get out of here hey well that's why they swap they swap people so much like just like I don't know I'm just going based off of the heist movies but but it seems like there's so many ways for us to cheat there's so many ways for like us to cheat that the house is for sure cheating in a bunch of ways especially after just talking about the slot machines like how they do that there's definitely some some foul play with them like little magnet Dice and stuff there's probably so much [ __ ] hey man gamer was so intense when you watching the movie about a [ __ ] losing a lot of money you'd be I was like God damn I saw somebody with Mark Wahlberg lost 10 grand quick as [ __ ] they lost 50 right back I said God damn you keep asking for markers they keep fronting them I'm like okay but they rich though like it the the real people the real Vegas is like [ __ ] who are art rich and blues you've seen the you've seen the video that dude on the floor in the hotel and he was crying he was like oh I lost everything like a [ __ ] was just filming him from outside his hotel it was just like a dick on the floor like hell that was everything like that's the real Vegas story [ __ ] lose put they like they life on the line you take everything like you you trust yourself that much responsible going up and down you're going up and down you you start with a hundred dollars you win a thousand you bet the Thousand you like damn you got like 800 you're going up and down and now you're you're losing gaining losing and it's like you know what everything and then you lose everything that wasn't a good like a reason for everything these [ __ ] walk in the devil with this [ __ ] your escrow up I think it's more like when you get a thousand you bet another thousand you you hit you hit on them ones in 2000s and [ __ ] once you get into the ten you're trying to bet five and ten and [ __ ] I hear that but I'm saying like okay first of all I always when I have played the casinos I'm like all right I'm only playing a hundred dollars I don't give a [ __ ] how close I am I'm only paying a hundred dollars now let's say I hit uh that hundred dollars I turn it into a thousand I probably would walk away like I don't need much more I don't think I'm this Vegas shark where I'm gonna really be able to flip that [ __ ] to two to 200 000 no [ __ ] like that I'm gonna walk away I think you're gonna quit when you get that number from you so how much is it baby and you hit 5 000 from that hundred how much would y'all still playing would you walk away with that five dollars on that 5 000 but I'm thinking that the room gonna call you to do more because you feeling lucky I think I would split it in half like 2500 I I'm keeping because like winning five thousand and losing it all is the stupidest thing ever so I would I would keep gambling within 2500 and once I hit that halfway mark I'm out of here I went to I went to Vegas my homeboy he gave us all a thousand dollars to play uh you know gamble I walked away with a thousand dollars I didn't play [ __ ] wait but that was the that was the best gambling himself I bought a t-shirt press [ __ ] wait did your other homeboys come up or did everybody lose it oh I mean well everybody it was a bachelor party there's a bunch of drunk [ __ ] man and it was just like okay I see what y'all doing I'm not wasting this guy did you take advantage you didn't even become a drunk [ __ ] with them you just had your thousand dollars [Music] party with the brother of the Bride why they be coming I mean I'd be thinking I want to gamble I'd be chickening out though brother the bride is 12 bro that's the cop that's the brother of the Bride be asking all the strippers questions did he sleep with you he slept with you thank you no you're gonna do anything wrong thank you very much the last time I went to a strip club I withdrew all the cash and just held it I think I oh yeah I'm gonna get some wings now I'm gonna go get some wings I just have it in here Frugal strip club throw what I have ever seen in my life that was the time that's still for me that's wild that was last year when we did that this the rubber band just disintegrated as soon as I touched it that's how old this is that's eighty seven dollars you're gonna have a guest at your home but that's gonna come in mighty handy and you probably can pick it back up I'm just saying you know y'all will definitely pick it back up yeah that's a girl watching this right now like oh I see exactly where he put that [ __ ] at okay Village record some music over there [Laughter] holiday damn that's crazy that's crazy and I'm proud about it I'm like no y'all creative as hell we we went so many places [Music] I was like [Music] I remember when people on Twitter used to have in their bio blocked by such and such blocked by such and such like that was clout for them the fact that they got blocked by like celebrities yes they were so antagonizing they got blocked by the celebrities that's their resume by John Legend let's say stats like people have a wish list on on Amazon or Ebay where you can go and buy them gifts and that's just a thing that's for people who think that's for thick people then [ __ ] man you need to get on this because I want a DJ I mean I mean to say girls but you know baby getting them gifts too old ladies like thick men man I'll take me uh goddamn me in my DM tell me what's up handsome they're handsome man do you see that typed out before what the [ __ ] handsome and well-dressed young man that's what I get a lot I bet you smell good Ronnie be getting handwritten DMS a picture of it Savannah do the internet old ladies take a Polaroid picture then they take a camera and they upload back that's so funny that's the she that's the old lady Grand Rising hey sugar hey black man hate Grand Rising Grand Rising killed all the hotels anyway they run for that dude I don't know I feel like if I hear that it's like I know that well I mean I wouldn't hear it but if I know a [ __ ] say that that's that's just that that's it's shot I'm like I don't know if I could have a regular conversation with you yeah yeah he's gonna tell you about some Israelite stuff [Music] really that makes sense you get a great ride y'all see doctors I believe in this [ __ ] bro to here because he looked like my information a little bit that's why he did this even about being [ __ ] all the light skin [ __ ] with red hair get together like now who you think did it I tell you who I think did it you say uh Grand rise and it had to be yeah the holiday or X day of the week holiday yesterday we're gonna jump into this next topic and last topic right after this life doesn't happen bi-weekly all right so why should Payday the money you earn can be in your hands today 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that's all deaf under podcast subject to your available earnings daily Max and pay period Max seeernin.com TOS for details earn in is a financial technology company not a bank bank products are issued by evolve Bank and Trust member FDIC last topic of the day we have would you rather be stuck in the mail elevator versus trapped in a cave a cave okay I like caves hello how are we on the elevator caves just mean bats and Wildlife I'm scared there was a dude who was stuck in like this narrow part of a cave and they couldn't get him out and it was like all right sir you're gonna die here so they just had to just wait they chilled with him yeah did he just feed him kick it with him because they just keep feeding them and give them drinks nah you gotta let him not eat and get lose weight with every excuse not to die what if I go on a diet right now right now what is the Excavating spelunking spelunking when they be crawling through the [ __ ] like oh yeah that movie with uh where he had to cut his own arm off 127 Hours or something yeah Clipper I can feel it when you hit that main thing what the camera did like that I was like ah bro they got the right sound and everything that [ __ ] you can feel it if you can feel the pain through the camera the dude the real dude who went through that he said that when it got down to the nerve it looked like spaghetti and like he had to cut it even though just touching it felt like a shock through his whole body he had to saw that [ __ ] with a totally a Clipper yeah yeah that is terrible I feel like I would just I would just I would just uh start doing that's damn near a plastic uh uh [ __ ] fork knife it was bad you can't even we can't even do cavities like that they could get a cavity and drink a soda be like oh yeah yeah the worst part about that is he went he went through all that he gets nerves [ __ ] when wind hits that it's gonna be like ah right you gotta keep going it was like a homeboy helping you out like just keep going bro you had to do it yourself you applying your own pain to yourself because you already got too far imagine you just mentally got through the bone and you're like damn that sucks and then then you get to the nerve you like oh I didn't I couldn't have just cut my bone for nothing that's when I get the wheelies [Laughter] what were you trying to say you said the next day the guy that happened to actually said what oh he said that um after after that happened he just he has nightmares every night about it like he keeps reliving it in his in his dream so it's like damn like you went through all that and and it was like a powerful story but it's like damn I I don't know I don't know if I have it in me the producers the producer heard that was like yeah I'm still making the [ __ ] movie right You Really Gonna relive it except you're James yeah we're gonna have you on interviews or Oprah we're gonna keep we'll keep having relive this do you like not debating back to Earth bro you got one arm now you still could do you still could do that with one of the [ __ ] you didn't wave that [ __ ] that's terrible yeah but I don't I can't I would rather be stuck in the elevator but yeah for sure for sure because caves got a lot of creatures features dripping rocks can cave on you I need to be on the first floor when it comes to elevator wait wait do people know we're in this cave uh uh yeah well at least the building got management so people know the area where you said you were going to is it like a Ruby Falls domesticated cave like in Chattanooga where they'd be in all the time sweeping this [ __ ] or is it like a Uncharted no it ain't like that though that's it hey people built their elevators they didn't build them caves yeah you know what I'm saying like so the reverse engineering of that is feasible a cave like like Dion said he thought about the Rocks camping on you you had me at the drip a drip is usually some piss from a bat or some kind of a snail [Music] you say a snail on the ceiling yeah we're missing in snail cave don't hear it is always on a swivel you was like man what is that noise imagine a snail fall down the back of your shirt [Laughter] thank you like bacteria yeah the sand the sand is way worse than I thought I was at least like all right I'll go for the sand and avoid the water now there's worms there's like they found like these like little roaches in the sea in the sand it's like it's crazy I don't I'm I'm good I'll be going to beach parties in the parking lot just like this happy birthday come on over here we have the bonfire hey Dion's a wet blanket at parties it's the second time you were like man I had this big party I was I didn't do nothing I'll be in the parking lot with all the uh RVs all the materials for the s'mores I'm taking these home I'm not eating these here I'm taking these home these drunk [ __ ] the party's right here in the parking lot he's saying Dion never participates stuck against your sports stuff out I'm taking this yeah he takes all the party favors this thing I took the Thousand home from Vegas right we wanted you to do this with us Dion give me those Doritos homie I got it I got them here you remember the [ __ ] uh Sharif on minutes everybody was at the party he's sitting on the cooler with all the 40s on it like what the [ __ ] you sitting over here I'm trying to avoid my black people eating all this poison man this [ __ ] was sitting on the 40 cool in the 90s move out the way so I can get this malt liquor hey taking some more ingredients home is crazy that's such a group event you know it's one of these boys by yourself [ __ ] You're a murderer some more is a red flag with my beach attire on I got the shorts red flag for sure hey imagine somebody walk in like damn what are you doing [Laughter] though I just made a s'more on a Fourth of July with my kids bro with a Reese's oh Reese's so you got a kid today to learn the peanuts but I do got one that's allergic to peanuts so she can't why you do that to him like that 80 models in one of those [ __ ] after after 99 in the 2000 that's the fact that [ __ ] came up all the kids are allergies I'm just saying well CP did you use the cups just straight cup what you mean yeah like Reese's Cups like a straight up Reese's cup graham cracker uh you know and the marshmallow I put the uh the um I put the stick through the middle of the Reese and then put the marshmallow down on there and then I held it like this so that it wouldn't melt off but it just all got just Gooey Louie I trapped it with a um graham cracker pulled it out and I mean I trapped it I thought you must Attract it with a tortilla and wrapped it up he just loses all of us at the finals hey hey what if Ronnie Jordan is a snack Scout for Taco Bell like yeah I got something for y'all check this out check this out check this out check this out check it out Nick is wearing a wire more chalupas call me back call me back hey quick question do y'all call it Reese or Reese's we said Reese's cup I say Reese's cup when you got got two Reese's you got some reason but when you got a receipt you saying when it's plural it's Reese's I think so that's why I always look at that yeah Reese's Peanut Butter Cups V8 in my house as a kid in the freezer them [ __ ] you got to put them out in the freezer first immediately Frozen Reese's now I don't know what to say hey that [ __ ] Ronnie had them tropical Pockets like you could put nothing in your project boy that's it oh [ __ ] gonna melt anyway [ __ ] I can't even put a blunt in my pocket that's part about Reese's cup is taking those panties off before you eat it like yeah should I nibble or should I just because it's like a little thong because the ones on the Cupcake the ones on the Cupcake is like granny panties you know upstairs but the tiny ones are better like it's more fun you know the little like trick-or-treat ones that you wrapped unwrapped the whole thing oh yeah and them in the freezer is is Major business that happened in the freezer man that [ __ ] start melting but let me go ahead and re-up on this [ __ ] cause I can't get I can't do a soggy I've never I've never had a frozen Reese I don't know what to say that pronunciation [ __ ] me up low-key I don't know what to say I don't know what I said before and I don't know what to say now yesterday is the interesting or interesting um interesting or interesting interesting interesting it should be interesting because the ter right no it's not trust I've heard interesting theater or theater same [ __ ] to me you know I think interesting is more interesting [Music] I low-key think people who say interesting are doing too much though did you swap hats yeah I did I swapped like three times [Music] he said it he said it when everybody was talking and I said I said Dion look bro at a day nothing I'm just talking he said add a day that was two times it's to the week first of all that's an above yeah but it's this a new one this is a new one [ __ ] payday yeah after the elevator or trap to Decay which I go with yeah I don't like small spaces but elevator at least they know exactly where to find your ass huh it was a service elevator oh I mean that's better still that okay I've never been in a service elevator I was like okay this is roomie had two bodies up in there oh wait I never asked are we by ourselves in these scenarios or is it like a packed elevator by yourself oh that's that's that's cool that I was gonna get into that one earlier but I forgot to bring it up on the elevator you're like on the 80th floor you're pretty high oh Lord and hey have y'all ever thought like you you like in Die Hard or something and thought about like lifting one of those panels in the top and like leaving the elevator and going out to the Sea like that's I've always wanted to do that I got good upper body strip that's what I'm saying I feel like uh if I can do that I probably would be better as a person you know I feel like I can get up there but I'll be gonna rip that [ __ ] back down I'll fall back through this like every time I jump up like oh no y'all would have to take out four panels instead of one you're like that's what Jay-Z wanted to do with Solange was on his ass like this little ceiling out hahaha well that'll be just fully watch wow these [ __ ] having to unscrew the middle because the light is up there the light take the light off [Music] everybody rescues give me a Phillips right there you have to step on those to get up they open it up you've caused ten thousand dollars worth of damage right the invoice hold on we told you to wait man I was going crazy like sir it was three minutes Escape like Bro you've been in here for 20 minutes give me the 18 give me this [ __ ] it's all on the floor I've already drunk my piss I'm sorry hey that's why that's why I asked if there was other people because there have been people who were stuck in elevators and the other people started peeing in the corners and [ __ ] and stuff like that that I'd rather be in a cave have you seen that movie on [Music] oh not again and take your shirt off [Laughter] [Music] it looks like the elevator has it on that one man uh we want to thank our special guest Dion lack and Ronnie Jordan for pulling up shout out to the OG Squad CP Patrick cloud of course I'm to hear more we'll see you next week on another episode of squadcast versus these guys

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Length: 65min 15sec (3915 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 07 2023