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[Applause] welcome back everybody welcome back to the show thank you alfredo sauce and the shy fellas the shy spand to late night television there's a great big backstory about them but I'm too lazy to tell you it anyway uh all right this is from did we do a jingle yeah we could you want to yeah all right you ready yeah tweets and emails all right this is from Wallace in Lexington Kentucky you ever been there ah Lexington yeah what did you do when you were there I had I went for a walk I had a little bit of some fried chicken that was good fried chicken eh with no digestive system you had fried chicken yeah goes goes right through goes right through yeah all right uh Wallace in Lex in Kentucky says Craig are you a spearmint or FL fruit flavored chewing gum Ty of guy F spearmint I like is that one right there Spearmint Rhino hey how you doing yeah pretty good how you doing I'm all right hey what's what's going on down there the show's freaking weird you think it's weird yet you're a talking Rhino yeah so what you want to do something about it I would never fight a rhino again that sounds like a sex thing if probably is every time we try and say something that sounds like it's a sex thing and then you know we found that out when Michael Sheen was here last night they use sounds like it's a sex thing and then we find out it actually is a sex thing that's right yeah so fighting the Rhino is probably a sex thing all right sounds good I I'll uh I'll pick you up at seven then I look forward to it this is from Oscar in do Delaware you ever been to do yeah I've been to do have you oh I've been to do a a couple of times uh when you when you uh when youve been to do uh did you enjoy it yeah yeah I was fighting the Rhino yeah sure you were fighting the Rival when you bend it over oh yeah oh yeah yeah I remember like it was yesterday yeah how'd you guys do that what the hell what are you talking about we're just two people we're individuals yeah why we can't have a conversation the hell are you staring at oh hell H this is from Oscar over have you been there yeah I've been to over all right say Craig have you ever actually visited here or do you just like saying the name I like saying I've been to over but I have beened over have you really been D over yeah once in the 80s I think okay yeah this is from Allen in Waynesville North Carolina says Craig that's a prominent International American oh this is from Lany and Dallas D you ever been to Dallas yeah oh hell yeah hell what did you like about Dallas oh the the uh the cattle they had steer you know big big big cattle there's no cattle in Dallas talking about I never met been in Dallas 150 years ago Dallas is a modern and city with roads and such dude I'm I'm like 400 years old man oh yeah okay who's your favorite Beetle Ringo easy yeah [Applause] [Laughter] Ringo I look for to your angry letters people who don't agree what I've noticed about the internet is if you don't agree with someone uh then it's uh cart blanch which is French for white map oh if only those French Canadians were here from last night they would know that if you don't agree with someone on the Internet it's cart blanch to insult them did you know that that's right yeah yeah you're allowed to say you're wrong I hate you I don't agree with you you're wrong and everything you think is sucky if only we had a block button in real life this is from Alexandra in West Point in New York I don't know if you can tell but Alexandra is a fat pigeon with no legs can you see that yeah a fat F po lady has to balance on her stomach s might be kind of fun though looks like it might be kind of well I don't know if it'd be much fun you know for Alexandra anyway she's at West Point New York so she's probably in the military oh yeah oh yeah yeah uh she says Craig when was Jeff actually Al alive uh when were you actually alive was 1607 that's when I was born where in Versailles Versailles sure yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah Versailles you say so you were born in Versailles and who was on the French throne when you were born well there were there were a couple of guys no there wasn't a couple of guys that's the whole thing about monarchy mono Monarch one person on the thr I understand all right so who was in this room that was uh ge George George George King King George of France was Bob it was Bob that's right in Versailles that's right I was there man you were there oh yeah no I know I I know the historians are so wrong all the time so and King George was he a Catholic or a Protestant King he he dabbled in both he dabbled in both sure uhhuh yeah he went back and he went back and forth yeah he went back and forth yeah uhhuh and who was he married to he uh this uh woman uh Claudia Claudia George and Claudia the king and queen of France in 1607 that's right and he that's right and he died by fighting the Rhino that's what happened to him so that's all true I was there I saw it well you're welcome students of history and finally this is from Mark in Toronto Ontario Canada have you ever been there hell yeah yeah we saw Gary Newman there remember great show we went to see Gary Newman in Toronto and Canada and he was singing his old cars he sang cars yeah cars and he has that great hair hair in my car in my car it's a car car in my car he's got a hell of a head of hair that guy I tell you that guy is he's her stute he is her suit I don't I just on his head I don't know if it's his whole body though well you you can't tell I think I think he waxed himself you know you did that once I remember you told that story last night last night you told that story yeah I didn't wax myself last night well just a little bit I can't tell you what part of me I waxed I'll give you a clue though it was neither one thing or the other can you guess yeah I got it yeah sure what what what then oh boy it's I don't think I can say it on the air but oh that a shame all right the hell you know sometimes when people send me tweets and emails I think you know why don't you just read them out at home to yourself get me I don't work for you oh I suppose I do really don't I a little bit yeah I mean for a while yeah but you know think about what you're gonna say before you you know write it is yeah think about what you're say things I always [Laughter] do hello hey it's Dr Oz how are you Dr Oz stop calling me that's it that's how you I tell that Dr Ros keeps calling me and I don't want to talk to you don't want to talk to us somebody is trying to make talk always happened but I don't want it to have it you don't have a conversation with it hello hey brother it's Hulk Hogan how are you brother what you going to do when these 32in python come brother sounded like Dr Oz a little bit to me Dr o yeah hello hello Craig it's Morgan Freeman oh hello Morgan Freeman hey what the hell you doing hanging up on my friend Dr R I didn't really think it was Dr R I thought it was Dr R man he's he's wearing scrubs he's standing right next to me he's a doctor he's wearing scrubs that's how you know all right put them on CRA howai it's Dr Ross it's you maram isn't it you know it is I knew it never call me we'll be right back [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] every

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Keywords: Craig Ferguson, Geoff Petersin, Malinky Stoatir

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Length: 8min 59sec (539 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 20 2014