Welcome to an all new episode
of "What The Fit." Today's gonna be a special one,
reason being is because I got my girl
Chelsea Handler on the show. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. A good friend of mine. Just one
of the most rambunctious human beings that
I've ever met. Here she is! Hey!
Hey, Chelsea! Hah! What's up? I haven't seen
you since your accident. - How are you?
- Muah! Thank God
you're okay. - I am okay.
- Thank God! We were
so worried about you. - When I say "we," I mean
all the white people.
- All the white people? Yeah. Yeah. Chelsea: Well I'm excited
we're even able to do these
kinds of activities. Country clubbing with
Chelsea Handler! <i> ( music playing )</i> Are we trying to get accepted
into a country club? I look like somebody
that should be in. That's what I look like.
I look like somebody who
should be in. You look like somebody who
should be in a movie about
a country club. - No, no!
- Not the actual country club. - No, no. Not true.
- I do look like somebody
who would be-- I look like I have three kids
that they're all in school
and then I have to - pick them up at 3:00.
- Today you do. - That's what I look like.
- Okay. All right. We're going in. We're
going to learn the
proper etiquette that you're supposed to
conduct yourself with in
country clubs. We're gonna play these games.
We're gonna show the physical
component - that goes into this side
of life, okay?
- Sounds fine. Yeah, yeah. All right.
You got it. - Chelsea! Chelsea!
- It's better, just
this way. I promise. It's just one chocolate-covered
blueberry. You're not even gonna
notice. Don't worry. - All right, don't go in here
and act the fool.
- I'm not going to. You don't have anything
to worry about. <i> ( music playing )</i> ( birds chirping ) - Hello?
- Hello, hello! - Hi!
- How are you? - What's your name?
- My name is Elaine Swan. - Oh, wow. That is beautiful.
- Yes, like a swan. - Elaine, I am Kevin.
- Very nice--( chuckles ) - Good to meet you.
- I saw that as not a proper
greeting, all right? - I'm an etiquette expert.
- Oh, perfect. And so my goal is to try
to help you all kinda navigate the whole
setting here. Now, whenever you are
at a country club, you're definitely going to
come so that you can do
some networking. - Mmm.
- So, that first impression
is really, really important. - Right.
- Kevin: Okay. A lot of business
deals go down - in this country club.
- Okay. Whenever you introduce
yourselves, always state both your first and your
last name, even if you think
they know who you are. - But I'm famous.
- I know. But you still want to
make sure you do so. It's nice to pretend those
people don't know who you
are, Kevin. - And then what you do--
- Are they underneath a rock? - All right, there you go.
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
I'm Chelsea Handler. How are you? I am
Kevin Hart the third. - How are you doing today?
- I'm great. I'm great. Okay? - How are you?
- I'm here to network. - Is there anything you
can do for me?
- Okay, you can let go. - You can let go.
- Yeah, it's really annoying
to do that, by the way. - Yeah, it is.
- No one wants to hold your
hand, that they don't - even know you, no matter
how famous you are.
- I'm networking. - That's networking.
- It's not networking.
The handshake is one thing. - And then we move on to
a conversation. Am I wrong?
- Exactly. Keep in mind, there are going
to be some folks that you
might know well. And so a lot of times,
you've seen someone before, - so you're gonna go in
for maybe a social hug.
- Not anymore. - Or a social kiss.
- That's trouble now. - Oh, it can be.
- If I were gonna see you, - behind--like at a comedy
club or something,
- Okay. whatever, I would be like,
boop boop. And I would do that. I would do that. - I know you're not supposed to.
I know you can't.
- She just-- But that's what
I would do. - It's hard for me to restrain
myself.
- She just ( bleep )-flicked me. - She just ( bleep )-flicked me.
How is that okay?
- It's--it's not okay. - Perhaps try a social kiss.
- Okay. Okay. Great. We can
do that. - A social kiss.
- Okay. Let me act surprised.
Ready? - Elaine: All right. You see
one another...
- Chelsea! - Oh! Oh, Kevin! Hi!
- Hey! - What are we doing? Are we
doing this?
- We're kissing on the cheek. - Are you going to kiss
on the lips? It's a lip--
- What are we doing? - Okay. All right.
- Now that would be it, right? - Well let's define "social,"
'cause I thought--
- All right, so... - come in for your social kiss.
You're coming in...
- All right. - And I'm gonna use this to--
- What are you doing? - I'm using this to stop you.
- Whoa. Hey. - What's going on?
- That shouldn't come to that. In a country club, you
shouldn't have to-- ...and then were gonna come in
this way, just like that. - It doesn't seem like you
like me that much.
- Well, I'm keeping my-- - my circle. My bubble.
- So what are we doing now? - I'm prohibiting you.
- He's coming in for
the social kiss. - H-hi!
- Use that-- Back up! ( laughs ) - Go ahead and have
a seat here.
- Thank you. Well, my word.
All right. Would you like a
chocolate-covered
blueberry? Uh, no thank you.
But here's what we're
going to do, all right? - Did you just--
- While you all are here
at the country club, - there's some key rules
that you need to follow.
- Okay. - No nudity.
- Definitely no nudity. - No loud music.
- Don't worry. - No profanity.
- So let me get it out. - No.
- ( long continuous bleep ) Okay. ( overlapping bleeps ) - We're done. We're done.
- I'm good to go. Okay. We have your golf cart
waiting outside for you. - All right.
- Thank you for your time.
I wish you well. - Remember what I shared today.
- You got it, hear me?
You got it. - Yeah, you got it.
- Thank you. Uh, okay. No. Okay. - What do we do now?
- I'm trying to block you
from coming in here, so... - Do we do it or not?
- No. - You just told me to do it.
- Right, but you're not - really going to do it.
- I'm trying to give you
what you told me. - ( exasperated ) Okay.
- It was nice to meet you. Very good. Enjoy! Your
golf cart is waiting
outside. My name is Kevin Hart and
I'm here if you want to do
any type of networking. - Thank you. Enjoy.
- Thank you. That's cool, Chelsea.
We learned some stuff. Time to work out! ( birds chirping, warbling ) ( music blaring ) ♪ We be getting money
like it's nothing ♪ ♪ We be getting
like it's nothing ♪ Excuse me! Hey! Hey! - ( scatting )
- The parking spot is right over
there, so you can pull it-- - No, I can pull it here.
- It's nice to meet you guys.
Thanks for coming to the club. - Hi, I'm Chelsea.
- I'm Erin McClain. I'm
the membership director. - I would love to network
with you.
- Welcome to the club. Wonderful. And these are
our badminton pros. You guys
are going to be - playing with them today.
- Hello, Kevin, I'm Mark. So, we have a series of sports
for you guys to play. - We're gonna start out
with badminton.
- Nice! ( chuckles ) We also
have lawn bowling.
A little putt putt. - Done.
- Have fun, okay? - Okay, so--
- You have beautiful skin,
by the way. It's luminous. - Thank you so much.
You do too.
- So do you. I was hoping you
would say that. ( music playing ) - Are you hitting on him?
- ( laughter ) That's not country
club etiquette. - Anyway, go on.
- So, badminton is like a combination of ping pong,
volleyball, tennis. - So we're gonna just hit
the shuttlecock--
- The what? - ( laughs )
- Shuttlecock. - What are we playing?
- I mean, are you seven?
It's a shuttlecock. Everybody know with badminton
you play with a shuttlecock. - I don't play that.
- You can't handle
the word "cock"? - I mean, really?
- My first time playing
with a shuttlecock. Okay, so now let's
get to the game. Kevin, here you go. - Are there any famous
badminton players?
- No. Larry Flimberg!
( grunts ) Oh, rule! - You have to serve under.
- Why do I have to do it
underhand? - It's just the rules.
- It's just the country
club rules. Yeah, I bet it is. Sounds
like because I'm black, - I gotta serve it
like that, to me.
- ( laughs ) Andy Zipenstein! -<i> ( music playing ) </i>
- Unh! Get in there. - Get it--ahh!
- Get it. ( grunts ) - Ah!
- Oh, yeah! Yes! - Suck it!
- Yes! - Suck it!
- Good job! - Good job, good job.
- Nicely played, Kevin.
Way to go. - Yes!
- Yes! ( bleep ) you! ( laughs ) Kevin: I'm definitely working
up a little sweat right now. - Chelsea! God damn it,
Chelsea, you're killin' me!
- ( bleep ) - ( laughing )
- I took too many of
those chocolates. - Come on, Chelsea. God damn it!
- ( laughing hysterically ) - ( laughing )
- Chelsea, are you okay? - ( laughing )
- Are those chocolate
things kicking in? - Okay, next point wins.
- Okay, next point. Ready? - Oh my--ahh!
- Get it! Get it! Get it! - Yes!
- Yeah, you won! Yeah, Chelsea! Bam! - ( laughing )
- Nope. Good game. Nice to meet you.
It was really nice to meet you. - Pleasure. That was great.
Thank you so much.
- Nice to meet you too. I feel it.
I'm breathing heavy. What a rush.
Thank you so much! - You're so welcome!
- Thank you. Bye! I'll see you guys
this weekend! - Yep!
- Okay! Thank you guys
so much, man! Michelle: You're very
welcome! See you again! - So good!
- Take care! Enjoy the club! - I'll see you guys
over Easter!
- Yep! <i> ( music blasting )</i> <i> ( cart beeping )</i> Oh, man. -<i> ( backing beeps ) </i>
- Michelle: Bye! <i> ( music blasting )</i> -<i> ( music stops ) </i>
- Kevin: We're here. Hey! Is this
the lawn bowling
right here? - Hi, boys. How are you?
- Man: Hi. - Kevin: How are you?
- Hey, Kevin. - I'm Ted.
- Ted. Oh! I dated a guy
named Ted once. He looked a lot--actually
he was your same age. Ted: So this is lawn bowling.
It's an English game. - Okay.
- You can do this 'til
you're 90 years old. Obviously. - And these balls--
- They gave Chelsea
the black balls. ( laughing ) - That's funny, Kevin.
- Ha! Ha! How old are you guys? You guys
still out here doing this
like you're 20 years old. I'm 80 and he's 89. - Wow!
- You're cute. You're like
a little nugget. So the idea is
to be the closest. - Chelsea: Okay.
- To the white ball. Yes, but it's a matter
of balance and touch. - You're using your legs a
little bit, right?
- A little bit of legs, yeah. That's the one thing I got.
If you look at me, Ted, you look at
this right here, it's almost like a little--
little mini Shetland pony. What do they call it?
Shetland pony? Shetland. If you look at my legs,
look at that, right? - Chelsea: Whose turn is it?
- Older man: Up, Chelsea. - ( classical music plays )
- Chelsea: Nice gentle touch. - There we go, nice and easy.
- Older man: Ha ha, good throw. Hi oh! Get over there!
I say get over there! - Ted: Go further.
- Get up there! God damn it! Ah! - ( bleep )
- Oh. Okay, come here, Kevin. - You got a shot.
- Nice shot. I got a shot
to win this thing, right? - This is humiliating.
- I got a shot to win
this thing. - You gotta get closer than hers
that's right to the right.
- That's it. That's all I gotta do,
right? Bring it home. Hey! Get up there.
Get going. - Come on. Ah.
- I win this, I think. - I think those are my two
balls out there.
- Hey! - It looks like I'm the winner.
- Whose ball is this, guys? - That's mine.
- Ted: That's Chelsea's. If there's some question,
I've got a measuring tape. Yeah, just see if it's--
is it the closest? - Ted: I think it is.
- Okay, measure that one.
Just measure - from here to there.
- So that's a win for me
then, I guess. - Just measure from there
to there to be safe.
- That's definitely - not closer than that.
- They're just measuring. - Can you see?
- Just let him measure it. - Congratulations. Good job.
- All right. Thank you.
Thank you very much - for the coaching. Thank you!
- You came in second. Ted, it was great.
That wore me out. Nice to meet you! I like your
style and I like your body. - Lot of bicep work, right?
- Ted: Right. - Lot of bicep work.
- Congratulations, Chelsea,
you won. Congratulations, Chelsea.
Good game. I would love - to network with you later.
- Yes. - Hey, cutie!
- How you doing? - Are you the golf guy?
- I am. - Hi!
- My name's Steven. Finally somebody my
own age bracket. Hello, good to meet you.
I can't wait to network
with you. - Very good.
- Yeah. Today we're going to
learn about putting. - Nice!
- You're going to be working
out your mind. You're going to be able
to calm your nerves. - Is this a professional putter?
- This is a lady's putter. - A lady--
- You're going to switch out. So why don't you hold
onto that then? - Chelsea, give me that putter.
- Is this for a man? - Both: Yes.
- I should have this then. No, Chelsea, you shouldn't,
even though you have man hands, you don't need
to hold a man club. It's gonna be you
against Chelsea. Whoever gets it in, in the
least amount of putts. - Are you married?
- Yeah. - Cool.
- ( birds chirping ) Chelsea! Sir! Can you-- - Go over there, Chelsea!
- I won't do it again. - Go over there!
- I will not. You have my word - that I will not do it again.
- God! I'm trying to putt! It's hard for me to control
myself in these situations. - Do you have children
with your wife?
- I do. One. Cool. Tiger Woods. God!
( spews ) That was so stupid. - ( metal clangs )
- ( bird squawks loudly,
flaps away ) - All right, Chelsea, you're up.
- Do you need to spot me? - No, you're good.
- Okay. - ( ball clacks )
- There you go. Oh, oh, oh, schei-ster! So close! God damn! Kevin, do you wanna
watch this? - ( ball rattles in cup )
- Oh my-- Oh, ha, ha, ha. Up top, up top, up top. - Chelsea's the winner!
- Ah! - Great! This is a great
day, actually.
- And Kevin... - ...good try.
- Appreciate you. - Gentlemen's handshake?
- Take care. Thank you, Chelsea. I can't
wait to network with you. - So, how do you feel about
your game today?
- Well, I tell you what, not a good day for me
on the golf course. This turned into a whole
bucket of bat (bleep ) to me. We just wanna know how you
would like to take care of
your initiation dues. Yeah, hold mine for a second.
I just gotta to go-- gotta go to the bathroom.
Where's the bathroom? You could probably put that
on YouTube's tab. Where's the bathroom? Hey, Kevin Hart here. And guess
what? When I'm chillin' at my country club, I like
to watch my own videos. And so should you!
So go and subscribe to my
channel, Laugh Out Loud. I gotta get outta here.
My caddy's waiting.
