Matt: -best part is, I only have to pay child support on, like, three of 'em. Ryan: *GASP* GARY OLDMAN?! *Punch noise* Ryan: *Gasp* GARY COLMAN?! *Punch noise* Matt: No, Ryan! Matt: That's child superstar and country legend Finn Wolfhard! Ryan: I love her! Matt: Ryan, we have a guest and no food. Ryan: *sigh* We could cook him something. Matt: We have no food! Ryan: Did you check the fridge? Matt: Yeah, no food. Ryan: In the cabinets? Matt: No food. Ryan: Under the bed? Matt: No food! Ryan: Down the drain? Matt: I ate that last week. Ryan: Damn it! Matt: We could go to the store and get something. Ryan: Cook him a three-course meal. Both: Perfect! Matt: Alright, uh.. Matt: You- you take care of the appetizers, I'll do the main course, and you do the dessert, okay? Finn: Okay. Matt: Alright, let's go. Ryan: Okay. So, I'm getting the appetizer first, boys. And I know the perfect one First I need to find rolls that I can scoop little holes into. Now to get the cheese. We're gonna get the cheese now. Umm... Manager: Sir. Some melted Kraft Singles for cheese. *Ryan Coughing Vigorously* Manager: Sir? I changed my mind I changed my mind (x2) Thousand Island. A little bit of cocktail sauce never hurt anybody. This is the secret ingredient. My grandmother used to spoon feed this to me when I was a child. And, uh... Now I'm terminal. Whose son is this? I always gotta add in my own little secret ingredient. Uhh... A bit of-- where is it? Fuck. Tucker, I went blind. Tucker, I can't see. Tuna Is anybody watching him? Organic vanilla extract. A little bit of onion powder. I'm done. I'm ready to make my appetizer. So let-- uhh... Back to you, Matt. I got grandma's molasses, I think that'll go well with my my main course which I'm gonna be cooking a casserole All right. Where is that soup? Get a little uh, a little a little soup never hurt anybody Cream of mushroom? All right (Reading off can) "Great for cooking cream of chicken condensed soup." Why not? How about some uh, some uh cheddar cheese soup I didn't even know that was a soup flavor Decisions decisions Is that Jamaican Jerk? Oh I love Jamaican Jerk. All right. How about Imitation Banana? Some uh, some neon food coloring A lil Spam with jalapeno? Don't mind if I do Uh 100% organic all-purpose flour Gonna be some good cookin' tonight (To cashier) Yeah, m-my sister's pregnant, she craves the weirdest things when she's pregnant- Cashier: ah- so she just sends me out to get all this stuff Cashier: -laughs- Pregnant women are crazy, right? Cashier: -laughing- Woman: That's what I've been told, I don't know yet Thank you. Today I'm making a cake, basically like putting a giant hole in the middle and then place a balloon of some sort inside filled with some gross stuff. I'm gonna get and when they saw into it it's going to explode over the cake Dude, they got- looks like they got super nice doughnuts actually
Nick: Dude the doughnuts look great Finn: Dude- Both: do you want to jus- just get one for fun? Let's get one for fun. Finn: Dude which one are you getting? Friend: I don't know. Finn: Get the glazed, dude so I can have a bite Friend: I don't wanna get glaze it's too sticky Finn: No it's not! It's like the best one! Girl: Are you a celebrity? Finn: A celebrity? Another Girl: Aren't you from Stranger Things? Finn: Yeah, have you rec- have you recognized him though? Girl: No Finn: No? Girl: Where are you guys from? Finn: He played the bully in It Finn: It's great to meet you guys Finn: I'm from uh- I'm from a show called Stranger Things. Girl: What is it? Finn: A show called Stranger Things Girl: "Stranger Things" Another Person: Are you like the main character? Girl: What channel is it on? Finn: Netflix Girl: I've heard of that Girl: Is it like a kid's show or? Finn: It's like in the middle kinda Announcer: STRANGER THINGS! IT'S IN THE MIDDLE! Finn: How's that doughnut? Nick: It's really good Finn: Yeah? Finn: Beans and rice Nick: You wanna bite of this? Finn: Yeah, give papa a bite *Cartoon bite sound* Finn: It's yeast extract and it's the most disgusting (Inaudible) Finn: Yeah, it's Marmite I need pepto-bismol. Finn: Aw, no dude. It's gonna smell so bad. It's gonna make me fucking throw up There's the chunk that we need Finn: There I'll get the small one Pepto *Intense zoom in noise* For nutri- *coughs* This recipe has been passed down through the Magee family through seven generations and i'm proud to bring it to this generation on YouTube *Splat* -laughing- *Sucking noise* Shit ACK That burns Whoo Ahh *blows kiss* Off to the heavens Let's check in 25 minutes. How's that sound? Welcome to Finn Wolfhard's cooking hour. It's time to bake. Finn: First we got this, this uh this little number It's pretty nice. Actually, the cashier was like, "beautiful cake, looks like a really nice cake." And I was like yeah, and I was refraining from 'I'm gonna destroy it' 'cause I am Alright Perfect. Now for the good part- where are the plastic bags? Ziploc Pepto- we've got an upset stomach! I can get it open, okay? I've been around the block. I can't get it open, I can't get it... Come on Get it Come on Uh, hey dude! Okay, I'm doing that It's gonna be the worst smelling thing *sighing* Just do it, just do it, just get it in there *Laughing* *Gasp* It's fine. Oh, yeah, it's fine. No, that's-that's part of it *Gasp then laughing* Matt: So our dishes are complete. We're gonna be eating a fine three-course meal with Finn Wolfhard Matt: Thanks, buddy. Ryan: That was very sweet Matt: Thank you so much Ryan: Are those Ray Bans? Matt: I think these are Ray Bans. Ryan: They look fucking amazing Finn: Shhhh I couldn't afford them *wink* Ryan: Did you steal these? Matt: Did you steal these off set? Did you steal these from set? Ryan: Did you steal these from that sheriff man- what's his name? From Stranger Things. Is his name... David Spade? *Bursts into laughter* Finn: Imagine if David Spade was like "Hey-hey guys" Matt: He was made for that role-he was made for that role Ryan: Should I go get the uh- Matt: Yeah, get the appetizer, go get the appetizer Ryan: I'm gonna go grab the uh appetizer. Well I don't know where I'm looking. Matt: *snicker* FInn: That's the funniest visual ever this he's like, "Guys, guys, guys." *Matt laughs* Finn: He's way shorter than everyone. Ryan: Are you ready? Are you ready to play? Matt: Yeah, we're ready dude Finn: Hey, hey, hey Matt: Hey Finn: Cheers Matt: Cheers right? *Punching sound effect* Ryan: Alright... guys... Matt: Look, Ryan I'm cheering. I'm cheersing for you, see? yeah, there all three of us Matt: What's that on the menu? A little appetizer? Ryan: A little, a little bread bowl for-for everybody Matt: Ooh! A little bread bowl? Ryan: Yeah! Matt: Look at this! Alright! Ryan: Yummy Ryan: You-you gotta- you gotta uh Matt: *sniffs bread bowl* Matt and Finn: Mmmm okay Ryan: You gotta take a scoop. Matt: okay, I'm gonna- Ryan: You can just pick it up and take a bite- Matt: Yeah, actually that's what I'm gonna do Ryan: Just take a big ol' hunkin bite Matt: I want to make sure I get everything I want to get- is this uh Matt: Is this, is just a dog meatball like a dog treat? Ryan: Those are uh Chips Ahoy! Cookies Matt: Oh! Oh okay that's great then Ryan: Yeah *Finn and Ryan giggling* Matt: Don't tell me what it is Ryan: Okay *Finn and Ryan laughing* Ryan: Oh my God *More laughing* Matt: (mouthful) My eyes are watering Finn: You sound like Forrest Gump Finn (Forrest impression): My eyes are watering Ryan (Also Forrest impression): JENNY *Ryan laughing* Matt (Forrest impression): This tastes like shit, Jenny *Ryan laughing* Ryan: Then I put Thousand Island dressing, vanilla extract, um tuna Nick: What was in the uh, did you put uh shrimp sauce- Matt: Hold on Ryan: Cocktail sauce Matt: I had to swallow- Finn: WOW *clapping* Finn: Good job Matt: Cocktail sauce? Ryan: and uh French onion dip and onion powder Matt: I could taste all of it Matt: Fantastic man really it's really good. Ryan: Thank you Finn: Yeah my parents cook it every night- Ryan: I mean Finn gave you his so Matt: Do you want me to try Finn's too? Ryan: Yeah! Finn: Bon Appetit Matt: Bon Apetit as the Spanish say Ryan: Now you know what's inside Finn: And uh actually- Ryan: OH MY GOD Matt: I can't do that one. Matt: I really- ACK Matt: Oh God I can't do that again Matt: *coughs* OH GOD THAT ONE'S WORSE *Ryan and Finn laugh* Matt: Ah I got more in that one. Finn: More what? Matt: Well it just hit a different part of my tongue Nick: Ah dude it's like smokey Matt: Ryan Ryan: What Matt: Is there a cigarette in this? Ryan: No, I promise Matt: Are you sure? Ryan: Yeah. Why would there be a cigarette in there? Ryan: Why would I feed a cigarette to Finn? Matt: Okay, okay alright Fin: Ryan, Ryan do you ever want to taste your own dish? Ryan: I'm fine Matt: Yeah Ryan, why don't you try your own dish man Ryan: I had I've already had uh- I already had- I've already had it so many times boys Matt: Hey, I made the main course, I'm going to eat my own Ryan: Yeah, I'm gonna take a little bite- Matt: Yeah, take a little bite Finn: I'll have a little of my cake too Ryan: -spits it out- OH GOD OKAY Ryan: *Coughs* Matt: Hey I swallowed it! Ryan: I have a terrible gag reflex and *starts mumbling* *Everyone laughs* *Nick does crazy high pitched Ryan-esque laugh* Nick: sorry *Ryan throws up* Matt: Wow. You're not gonna make it past the main course. Ryan: Oh my God no I'm not Ryan: *clapping* C'mon c'mon c'm c'mon c'mon Matt: Give it a little bite. You're gonna love it you're gonna love it Ryan: Just force it down Matt: Ooh a nice big bite. Yeah, yeah Matt: How you like it? Matt: It's not bad right? It's pretty good Ryan: See, Tucker- OH MY GOD *starts laughing* Ryan: *Laughing* *Matt laughs* Ryan: Goddamn- *starts laughing again* Matt: Alright, I say we uh, we start it. What do you say? Ryan: *pounding on table and chanting* Cut me a slice. Cut me a slice Finn: We're hungry! We haven't had anything today, we're hungry! Ryan: C'mon! *Ryan scares Finn* Ryan: Gotcha Finn: You scared me Ryan: Pranked 'em! Okay Matt: Hot, fresh from the oven Ryan: I'm.. I'm ready dude Ryan: Let's do this! Ryan: I'm ready Nick: (laughing) Matt, what is that? Matt: All right, I'll start with Finn. Finn: Matt, What is that? Ryan: Matt c'mon! Matt: Well, you guys have to eat it first, then I'll tell you. What corner do you want? Nick: MATT, WHAT IS THAT? Finn: Is this all fruit? Matt: No, there's no fruit in there I promise. Ryan: Finn, come on! Finn: I like the corner- Matt: One of the corner pieces? Which corner? Finn: This corner Matt: This one with the green? Finn: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Ryan: Just plop it right on his plate. God, I'm so jealous you get the first uh- Matt: This is-this is my special casserole Ryan: *laughs* Okay Ryan: I'm-I'm excited Matt: Little Ryan, which what do you want? Matt: Do you want a corner piece? *Ryan laughs* Matt: Or some from the middle? Which one? Nick: Matt, WHAT DID YOU DO Ryan: Oh my God Matt: Oh that smells really bad! *Ryan coughs and Finn sneezes* Matt: Ryan you haven't even tasted it yet! Ryan: Come here, come here! Matt: What do you want? Ryan: Just uh- Matt: I'll just give you some Ryan: Just give me some Mat: Finn, the bag is right there if you need it Ryan: Just give me some. I'm excited. Ryan: I'm the most excited I've ever been for this. Matt: Alright, ready? Ryan: *retches* I'm so excited *PLOP* Finn: Dude this is not edible- this is not edible Matt: It's 100% edible. *Ryan retches* Finn: It smells Matt: Drink your water boy, drink your water Finn: Dude- no it's-no Nick: I'M FUCKING LOSING IT Finn: What? WhAT IS THAT Matt: Guys, you're gonna really like this Ryan: What's that? Matt: It's a molasses garnish Ryan: Ooh yum! Thank you! Matt: That looks good right? Ryan: It looks like it's on Chef! Matt: Oh I gave you a little too much molasses by accident, I hope you like molasses . Matt: This looks good right, sorry it's a little soupy, It's my first time making a casserole Ryan: I am shaking. Matt: You're shaking? Ryan: Because I am so excited Matt: Do you want me to try first? Ryan: Sure! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Matt: To tell you how it is? Ryan: No, let's let's all try it at the same time Matt: Now wait, let me preface this by saying Matt: I am afraid of vomit, it's like I have emetophobia Ryan: Okay Matt: So I'm actually very I'm shaking for a different reason right now Ryan: 'Cause you know I'm more- Finn: Alright, ready? All Three: 3...2...1 Matt: OOOH *Ryan throws up* Matt: I need a bag I need a bag quick Matt: I NEED A BAG Nick: OH SHIT Finn: It's right here, it's right here Ryan: OH MY GOD *Throws up* *Nick laughs hysterically* *Ryan throws up again* Finn's Frined: I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN FOREVER Matt: You like my casserole? You don't like you're having too much fun Matt: Ryan that's so rude dude, I worked so hard on this casserole! Ryan: holy fuck that's the best thing I ever fucking tasted *Everyone laughs* Finn: What was what dude this was- Matt: No no Tucker. Don't try it when you're right over me, dude. This one actually, okay I don't have a- I don't have a bad gag reflex, but this one actually almost brought me to vomit It's that bad you watched me make this. You know how this is Tucker: It's awful Matt: DON'T EAT IT RIGHT OVER ME YOU'RE GONNA- STOP IT Tucker: You ready Matt? Matt: Take the bag- take the fucking bag- take the bag Matt: I don't STOP TUCKER Finn: I'm gonna hold his hair back, dude Matt: Wooh! He's holding it out, he's sticking it out! Ryan: There's a strong flavor that kinda - uh-oh *Tucker inhales and exhales slowly* Ryan: Oh he almost- Matt: DID YOU JUST SWALLOW IT? Ryan: He might swallow it Finn: No, this is good Ryan: He might get it down! Matt: He watched me make it, he knows how it is! Matt: And he's swallowing it! Matt: He's crying, he's crying! Tucker: *crying* I can do this *Ryan laughs* Tucker: I DID IT! Matt: Yeah! *Tucker screams* *Tucker screams again* Nick: How do you feel? Tucker: Awful Matt: Wow! Finn: I am not into this anymore. Okay, get ready for the dessert! Matt: Is it time for dessert? Finn: Yeah, c-clear the main course, Ryan: But also, to go with dessert, T-Tucker made us a drink Matt: Yeah, Tucker made us a beverage *Dramatic music* Ryan: Ah that is gorgeous Finn: All right guys! Ryan: Okay mmm Finn: So cut into it Ryan: Okay Finn: The very middle, the very middle Ryan: Very middle? Finn: Yeah Matt: What was that? Ryan: The fuck is this Matt: What the fuck Matt: What's with the cake? Ryan: Oh my God Matt: Let me see- what the fuck Finn: Keep sawing, keep sawing into the middle Ryan: A plastic bag? Matt: Is that Pepto-Bismol in a plastic bag? Ryan: What did you try to do to us? Matt: Hold on, let me- Matt: I'll tell you what it is Give some on my finger Finn: No, you can't say- *Matt screams* Matt: You better have a bag ready you better have a bag ready Ryan: Oh, I got the good sauce in there, I got the cake, I got some icing Finn: Oh, and the drink don't forget the drink Matt: Tucker's drink of course! Finn: This is gonna be the worst Ryan: Okay Matt: How about this you eat the cake and I'll take a sip of the drink Ryan: Okay that sounds good. Matt: Are you just going to sit and watch and be sadistic? Finn: Yea! Matt: Okay Matt: It's like a fine wine see I gotta like swirl it around Matt: Holy-Wow, Tucker Finn: Did you just put onions in a NutriBullet Tucker: It's complicated Matt: Okay when he was making this anywhere in our apartment our eyes- Ryan: It made us cry Finn: Literally we were crying. Matt: Because of the onions Ryan: Okay are we ready? Finn: Ready? 3... 2.... 1... Cheers brothers Matt: Cheers man, cheers Finn: You got it. It's just cake. It's just cake. It's just cake. It's just red velvet *Matt crying* Finn: You're good Finn: You're good! *laughing* Nick: FINN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU- Matt: ???-Pure onion! Finn: You're good. Just spit it out you idiot Matt: I swallowed it! Finn: WHY? Matt: I swallowed it! *Ryan vomits* Finn: WHY? *Door-bell* Matt: And there's the noise complaint Matt: I say boys we can end our-our three-course meal here Finn: Alright, but do you guys want to know what's in this? Ryan: Yea Matt: Tell us what's in it yeah Finn: Okay. Um, so I started with a red velvet cake from Ralphs. I didn't actually make it. I wish I made it Um, it was a delicious cake and then I cut the-the center and then put uh I got a plastic bag and dumped a whole bottle of Pepto-Bismol. Matt: I could taste the Pepto Finn: And then um filled a little water in there Matt: Okay Finn: -to seperate it Matt: There was something spicy in the Pepto-Bismol Finn: And then I put Marmite in Matt: Marmite!? What the f- What's Marmite? Finn: Have you had Vegemite? Matt: I've never had- okay. Well that would be- Finn: Do you know what it is? Ryan: We had it in the mail video and it was fucking disgusting (Episode 3) Matt: Okay, Okay, awesome Ryan: God, Tucker that drink is still in my system. Matt: I took a sip and didn't have any water. I swallowed it. (Impressive) Finn: What else what else guys? I've to give it some some chunks. I put some uh delicious, medium uh salsa in there Matt: Ooh Matt: Di-Yeah, I can taste it man. That's a good job, man Ryan: That's the best dessert I ever fucking had Finn: *laughs* Oh you dick Ryan: Tucker, that drink is an abomination Matt: Okay, what is this? This is onions and-it's just onions and yogurt. What is it. It's just pure onions. Tucker: Alright boys, let me tell you the base is mayo. Mayonnaise. Matt: Oh-oh no Ryan: Jesus fucking Christ Matt: Mayonnaise? Tucker: Yeah, alright. And then, next thing I put in was, uh, a combination of blended onion and garlic. So on top of that I put-I did put sour cream in there It is a dairy drink Ryan: Okay. Tucker: Sour cream. Ryan: Sour cream. Tucker: Okay and then, uh, to top it all off I put uh, a nutrient, vanilla flavored powder. Matt and Ryan: Thank you! Matt: He's a growing boy. He needs that stuff Ryan: Yeah exactly Tucker: Are you gonna, to finish it? Finn: Happy Thanksgiving everybody if this comes out at Thanksgiving Matt: This could be very late who knows Finn: Watch it with your families, watch it with your- Matt: Your wife, your wife's boyfriend, whatever you want guys. Thank you so much check out Finn his links will be in the description and uh Finn: I love these guys. Matt: Aw thank you Finn you're too sweet- Ryan: So nice Matt: I hope you liked the food, did you like the food? Finn: Yeah, it's the best food. I've ever had in my life Ryan: Thank you for showing up at our apartment for no reason Finn: No, not for any reason at all *high five* (Thank you for watching!) 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Always nice to see some Finn Wolfhard
I love Finn Willfart
I hope this means we'll be getting another Guest Grumps!
Finally found an inspirational quote from Ryan:
"wretch im so excited"
Those Super Mega boys always prepare the most delectable dishes. Glad I watched this one on a full stomach.
Barry. I'm gonna need MORE WOLFHARD.
I DIED at the Gary Oldman/Gary Coleman joke.
I like Finn and all, but who are those other guys? I mean, I know the Grumps like him and he was on Guest Grumps, but does this really have anything to do with Game Grumps? I don't think this video should have been posted here.
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This whole video I couldn't control my laughter. GG Wilfart.