Content Cop - TOY REVIEW CHANNELS (GIANT SURPRISE EGG)

what we do here this go back back back [Music] on today's episode of content cop we're going to be looking at one of the fastest-growing video trends on YouTube toy review videos let speed this out [Music] the cat or the [ __ ] I cannot bear the world you better bust that we got all these kids getting all these toys it's like super Christmas it's like every day is super Christmas you know what happens when every day is super Christmas you become a spoiled brand I have this Honey you already have the Darth Vader don't you yeah fine I need Han Solo honey what did I what did I tell you I want what did I tell you 1 put it back I want it I'm gonna count to three one two see see honey there's your judgement this is you we're gonna go home now and you're gonna get nothing don't camera in my face these channels also have a really weird fetish with eggs I think it start off innocent enough with a little Kinder Surprise egg and then it became oh let's open this slightly bigger Kinder Surprise egg oh let's stack a couple of hampers on top of each other filled with a bunch of minions [ __ ] and call that a surprise egg today we have a giant joy surprise day as you can tell they take some liberties on defining what exactly an egg is an egg could be a capsule it could be a sphere it could be a barrel even a pair if it's any of those shapes it checks out because they really don't have any edges on them right if you give a kid a box you know what's gonna happen they're gonna die that's why it's got to be an egg shape what do you do if you don't have a giant surprise egg well that's an easy one you put playdough on an exercise ball and that's basically the same [ __ ] mega huge spongebob well how are you gonna get all the [ __ ] that's in the exercise ball well you're not because nothing's in the exercise ball you put the neat little toys in the in the eyes of Spongebob in the beak of the Angry Bird and then you just dig those out because that's that's a [ __ ] good video yeah hey I do feel bad for a lot of kids because in many cases they just follow the orders of the parents they have some weird loose script that they go with and the mom says say that you're excited and then pull out the toy you can tell in these series of clips that I'm about to show you that it goes from hey I'm excited to I want to [ __ ] kill myself truth be told I'm very jealous of these toy channels I kind of want to edge into their market I would like to introduce to you my brand new video giant enormous huge bad YouTube content surprise egg you'd like to thank YouTube for sponsoring this video this is an a this is a box I want an egg I want so I want kinder egg it's okay honey will hit you it will get your name change right I'm so excited I wonder what's inside here here honey always cut away from you it's a jinx bucket hat oh wow Sam pepper kill your best friend prank gun I'm so excited Oh what else he got there in high dose 18-inch dildo can we take it outside night dad wait so you open the rest of it wait till you open the rest of it you better stop then I'm gonna count to three there you go what's that YouTube revenue I'm so excited I'm so excited I wonder what's I wonder what's inside what's this that's that's a little death little horsey I already have one of these you know you have a different one hey I hate you I hate you well that's not very nice to say I'm gonna do it don't no no don't do it I'm gonna count to three I'm gonna count to three you want me to count one two three if you run a toy review channel it's entirely necessary for you to have the most annoying voice on the planet these are the hottest toys chosen by kids it's not just the women you got some guys out there too and butchie's Oh baby boy it's getting your bunny now that we've reached the end of this video I want to deliver a message to all the toy review parents out there if you plan on turning your kid into a plastic worshipping revenue machine you got to be careful because it might just bring you to your boiling point don't do it in or go on it you better not come down here honey make me oh my god honey get down from there now right now I'll never come down [ __ ] yeah sorry about that [Music] sorry I didn't have anything smaller but though the station they only pay is in 20s yeah so remember to get those plates changed I'll let it let it fly this time won't be so nice next time alex is doing this [ __ ]

Channel: iDubbbzTV

Views: 15,298,918

Rating: 4.9642563 out of 5

Keywords: content cop, idubbbztv, idubbbz, idubbz, bad content, bad videos, toy reviewer, giant surprise egg, big surprise egg, kinder egg, giant spongebob, toy unboxing, mystery box, mystery, blind box, surprise, egg, disney, toy channel, languages, Content Cop - TOY REVIEW CHANNELS (GIANT SURPRISE EGG)

Id: PI8302JmM-8

Length: 7min 30sec (450 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 06 2016