Competitive Mario Maker Is VERY HARD

I knew that was gonna happen I knew it I saw it coming for some reason my brain did not put two and two together just then what do I mean for some reason it's because I'm an idiot I probably could have played that a little better that's okay I didn't deserve that one anyway so you got a tea bag to gain everyone's trust they're gonna be trying to screw each other over and you just want to kind of stay out of the radar of course none of that matters when the level is just a straight line when that's the case you know the Golden Rule go to the right how come I didn't see that one coming I swear I hold jump that's not a sentence but we'll let it slide because I'm in distress we're not getting double use but we're not exactly getting l's either so I'll take it oh great I see a spring in a turtle and we're in the dark not a good sign I had to just push the jump button man I couldn't have just rode it out okay write it out don't jump oh my god is this an auto level I'm somehow living even though I'm not oh yay Wow an immediately professional start from toadette there's a lot of stuff going on oh I really would like that if I get hit at this point it's all over don't use me as a weapon that's not right okay so here's the secret that they don't know is that you don't want to go through the door first you don't want to go through the door last either though I [Applause] don't want to live on this planet anymore all right done it looks like it's just me and you because everyone else done quit well that's not right I guess I lose then I mean what he gets ahead for point 1/2 of a second and that means I just don't get to play the game that's cool Nintendo thanks man $60 we'll spend money back please and now I just have to sit here and wait for him to beat the stage and take my gamer points away run for what dude there's nothing to run on except a whole lot of spy II never say never though boys alright I think it's okay to say never in this one case well because I can't play the level there's no floor I can't do anything on my own just finish the stage through what dude my sanity out the window that happened long ago [Music] it's Yousef you are one of my least favorite people thanks for making me wait that entire time what why did he come back to the left on return who does that gotta be honest that one hurts a little bit little bit deep down in my soul I mean I'm right there whoever gets the clear condition I'll be here to steal it away this is gonna be a mad battle for the clear condition if I've ever seen one what how did he do that the heck is all this yeah nice try toad your big dumb stupid-head see now i have an inn so when this blows up i'll be closest to the flag shoot your fire in here oh god oh god that's not safe so all of these not losses are kind of starting to add up they're taking their toll on my point count got to be careful don't want to die now yeah this level of sketch I don't like it how am I supposed to get through this huh whoa okay I'm alive that's good don't mind if I do have myself a Yosh there we go I finally just won yeah no reason to throw me okay yes you have to throw me because it's in your blood this is a very peaceful level I'm digging this and I'm not digging it anymore why'd you do that I hate you get away from me thank you toda at least somebody's halfway sensible around here okay maybe not oh wow somebody just hit it for me perfect I could easily see the time line where I hit the block myself and then started climbing on the stairs and somebody took the stairs out under my feet and then I lost oh Jesus a beat block challenge with people around oh I swear I jumped Mario you absolute buffoon land on one of the blocks God that is very upsetting had to do it to him I need whatever advantage I can get oh wow my heart well was that a dead toad oh hey Luigi you made it that's not the way Luigi I'm sorry that you had to experience it this way wow it sucks that I've gotten this far and there's still a possibility of messing it up and there I go I messed it up well I mean you shouldn't have been in my way what can I say no it was not my design I touched I [Music] touched it again oh you thought you could sabotage me by jumping on my head but you were wrong no I saw it coming but I couldn't avoid my destiny are you serious with that you can't just jump on the freakin cannonball you dweeb don't come into my personal space nobody's gonna win now I might as well go out as a saboteur why would you not make the time limit max on that man that is not right oh if only my long-jump would have came out I swear I push the button Wow how nice I'm not doing it I refuse you're joking uh-huh how did I not get that how did I manage to avoid it with my pixels well I'm not dead but I'm pretty close to it not sure how comfortable I am with this one oh not sure how comfortable I am with that there we go oh that was pretty scary oh hey toad oh I'm sorry toad always pick the last option I don't know why I feel that way but I feel that way I would manage to find the option with the mad lad hello you're not invited to this party actually you're kind of wack to be honest you should be here and you look ridiculous in that outfit yet where in the name of the Neptune did that man come from all right nobody throw me into the lava I'm a hypocrite I did it by killing anyone who opposed me mainly just toadette but let's be honest we all know she had it coming oh dear Lord Wow I don't like this one bit turns out brother no don't do it if you let me win I'll set you up for life but we know how could you do this to me I want that key give me that key Oh trust me I know what to do with these bad boys I hate everything oh that's probably the hardest I've ever screwed anyone over in a long time trying to get to a shrink there's probably been one of the hardest things I've ever had to do like in all of video gaming I don't know what about it is so difficult other than the fact that every loss breaks my heart just a little bit more than the last also is that sans the skeleton right there Oh dad what are you doing one of you guys is gonna have to wise it up and hit the switch and not just die nice work Luigi good job toad you're really carrying the team what are they doing man come on Wow donut cheesed it with invincibility frames oh but Luigi did not make it well this isn't gonna work fellas there was a switch up there we had to hit the fish goldfish it's okay I'm okay I'm not gonna scream oh that's a lot of ghosts wait can car beat ghosts oh car beats ghosts I am the goat can you believe that I just made it through all that with one power of dude I was so so incredibly close to death oh please that's my victory right I deserve it okay okay okay good I almost just threw the switch off of a bridge you wouldn't want that now would you nin tender oh don't say anything you might scare it away I can't see anything cuz the background bricks they're hurting my brain look at that toad one what a surprise I'm not going any further in this live without a powerup that's not happening I can't I can't get up the pipe there's too much lag Luigi slowly and menacingly emerges from the pipe Oh Lord he runnin right when I finally take flight I'm struck down as if the gods themselves are scared of me ha ha funny skeleton Oh guys look out I think I just had a gamer moment am i a joke to you you me are really about to waste all our time fighting over who's gonna hit this block aren't we Luigi don't like that can't ever unsee it though I just don't want to be thrown off the ledge no no no let me go unhand me it was all an elaborate prank the mayor of the level jebaited us he got us all for playing a dangerous game with these cranes and lag don't know how comfortable I am with it ladies and gentlemen the losing streak continues I'm now on an impressive 6 loss streak I've lost nearly a hundred points I hope you're proud of me though I may be losing only a gamer loses this hard why won't people get off my head there's a question Jesus Christ really did exist I'm sure he could answer it okay I have to wait because toads gonna get the next Shell and then I need to wait for him to respawn so I've waited long enough now should be good I hate it I hate Super Mario Brothers okay I feel I've waited long enough I'm going am ia joke to you David not quite sure what we're supposed to be doing here today well this is a pickle at least I found solace and a friend no no no I don't want to go down there stop Mario no I'm afraid we'll never solve anything this way Mario it's time for you to let it go I must hold the line no surrender a p-switch where'd you get that use it maybe it'll do something use the piece which use the piece which use the piece which Mario how about you step on the p-switch and see if that does anything to release us from this endless nightmare step on the piece wedge it's right there go step on it Oh dad Mario someone jump on that piece which oh my god I can't move to that so I don't know what you want me to do you're the one who can go step on that thing oh and it back up right before Luigi could get it and then he took off when you boil it down to its core elements I feel like this is really what every single match if Mario maker turns into anyway so I'm down with it the tribe has decided to vote you out toadette Mario what are you doing you're like a dweeb oh yeah but thanks to your dreaminess I won and don't ask me if that's a word I just invented it Luka wait oh that this is a brotherly thing do I often lose because I stay behind to get the first power up in a level yeah I do am I gonna stop hell nah wait how is she not dead how are you not dead that's some horse dog no no no no no no no gamer privilege bro thank God I won I was on the edge of tears [Music]

Channel: Desbug

Views: 1,099,915

Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Nintendo Switch, Desbug

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 16 2019