(footsteps pattering) (door slamming) (lock clicks) (Maaz sighs) (gun cocking) (Maaz gasps)
- No. (speaking in foreign language) (gun bangs) - Okay, what about this? You wake up one day, and sitting on a chair, is your clone, right?
- [Man] Yeah. - [Maaz] Maybe buck naked, who knows? - [Man] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. (Maaz laughs)
- How do you react? What would you do?
- I would poke it in the face, be like, "Are you real?"
(Laddi mumbles) Who did your hair?
- [Maaz] The thing is that, they would.
(all laughing) - This one has hair, he's not like me. - [Maaz] But they are you, Rush. They won't just be like,
"Please do not poke me." They'd be like, "What
the hell are you doing?" (all laughing) - I'm just scared of my clone, being all like, turning all evil on me, and being like, "No, you're gonna die, "and I'm the real Laddi". And I'm like, "No." - So what, Laddi, you gonna
to kill your clone? (giggles) - Yeah (laughing). - Gonna kill her.
- Savage. - (laughing) Laddi, is like, "Yeah." - So Laddi, so, this
is what Laddi would do. She wakes up, she opens her eye, she's like, "Oh, what a beautiful day." She looks to the left, she
sees a clone, just jumps, and murders her clone, just straight up, just ends, ends her life. (Laddi laughing) And Laddi's like, "Okay guys,
I had a great day, I'm Laddi." and just walks out. - Okay so, Laddi see her clone, like, "Okay, I gotta take care of this." Take her to a park, just
like, has like a shotgun like, "Just look at the sunset."
- Put down like an animal. (all giggling)
- No. - With all the kids at the
park, yeah, the kids (mumbling). (all giggling) - [Maaz] It's like, "Laddi
what are you doing?" It's like, "Hi I'm Laddi."
- [Turtle] Sub to Laddi, and then, "dink." - [Woman] Oh no (laughing). - [Maaz] This is what happens
when you don't sub to Laddi, just shoot the bullet. (Maaz giggling)
- No. (pigeon laughter) Oh no. - [Maaz] The other Laddi
just bleeds out in the park. - "There can only be one." - Then Laddi, like in Rush's video, "Mur-der, on your face!" - (mumbling) Freaking video, oh my. (all laughing) - [Turtle] Mur-der.
- It's coming true. - They are real! - Okay, that's what Laddi would do, I imagine Rush waking
up, looking at his clone, and going "Auuu!" and
his clone like, "Auuu!" - [Laddi] They go at the same time. (woman laughing) - And they just initiate like Rushmore, - That's how they communicate. - Like Turtle, what would you do? Like you wake up Turtle
and you got a clone, what then, what now? - Oh man, I can't say on the podcast. - (laughing) Wait, what? - Turtle! - (laughing) Wait, what? - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - Wait, Turtle, Turtle, wait like okay, I love, I love it, cause Turtle wakes up, and he just like gets into him. (all laughing) - Oh my God.
- [Laddi] Oh no. - [Maaz] It's like, "Hey,
you can be my Turtle amigo." - First off, I would just see
if it's like, you know, like, a threat and if it's not. - Okay Turtle, I want you to tell me, how would you assess if
they are a threat, what? - I don't know, like if they like, keep on talking to me
while I'm doing stuff, like annoying me, like
getting in my space or. - Aight, listen Turtle, you don't like anyone in your space, so your cloning won't like
anything in his space. So, you guys would be
like very awkwardly apart. - Oh.
- [Man] Yeah. - [Woman] There you go. - Oh, true.
- It's not evil you, it's you! - [Laddi] It's Tortoise Compadre, I feel like I talk about
life and like philosophy, (giggles) with my clone. - Is this after or before you murder them? - It's before, and then, yeah. - It's before, you'll be like. - I'll like have a life
with them and stuff, but then I'll, you know,
decide when it's time. - You'll be like (mumbling).
- Wait, wait, wait. - I love that she didn't
even, refute, the after. Like Laddi, Laddi's like, yeah, I could, it is possible
for me to talk to them, about philosophy after they're dead. Just like talking to the corpse, like, "So how's the, what's
the meaning of life, Laddi?" - [Man] Okay.
(static) - What if you have a clone, but only for, like, a
certain amount of time, but then after like, their time is up, they become part of you? So like you all there knowledge. - That's OP, that's OP. - [Laddi] So like all their knowledge. - That's overpow, but
okay, Laddi, hold on. - That's the Naruto right there. - Do they know they
gonna die, do they know? - Um. - Cause they say, it's
like shadow clones, right? - It's Naruto, yeah.
- It's exactly what, yeah, it's like Naruto shadow clones, they all get experience. Oh no no, okay, that actually, okay, so, what are the dangers with that? So, in Naruto if one of them became like, the Firefox, right? What's it called? Ninetails, that's it.
- The Firefox - (laughing) Firefox? (Rush mumbling) Modzilla (laughing)
- [Man] You were close. - You fake weeb. (all laughing) - Listen.
- [Man] Disappointment. - [Maaz] One of them became Ninetails, everyone would become Ninetails. So, similarly Laddi, in your scenario, if the temporary clone
developed a disease, would you get the disease? - Oh, that's right, oh, yeah. - [Maaz] If they got cancer,
would you get, oh no. - [Woman] How do they get cancer? - If they did get a disease
or something, you'd have it. - Okay, I have to say this, but, what if you have children
like your clone, not you. - (gasping) And got someone pregnant. - [Laddi] And then like months later, you get a phone call from a woman, you don't know and they're just like, "You're the father."
- [Maaz] Yeah. - [Man] Yeah, yeah. - [Maaz] It's like that episode of Jerry, like whatever that show is called. It's just like, "You are the father." (all laughing) "It was my clone!" - [Laddi] Oh. - This sounds really morbid, but what if you had a
clone and you're like, "Okay, listen, I love you, but you're going to be the the sacrifice, to get extra organs." And so you just harvest their organs. - You can also sell 'em,
organs are expensive. - Laddi, could you tell
us from your experience, of selling organs is it illegal? - Oh, what? - [Turtle] What, no, no, I've read the, - I don't sell organs on,
- [Turtle] I've read it, I don't know when. www.laddisellsorgans.com or anything. (all laughing) - Someone's going to get
that website now, Laddi. They gonna, they're just gonna make, it's a picture of you just having like, a kidney in your hand, and a stomach in the other.
- "Buy it!" - [Maaz] It's like, "Hi guys." - "Hi guys, I'm Laddie,
- [Maaz] "Hi, I'm Laddi." - "You should buy these organs from me." - [Maaz] It's just a picture, of your clone Laddi bleeding out. - Oh no!
- [Woman] No! - [Turtle] Yeah.
- No! - [Rush] What if you have
to go to the bathroom, but you don't wanna go
yet, like number two. The clone has to do the bathroom too. - [Man] What the? - [Rush] Will you absorb
your overfill with doo-doo, and it just comes out. - [Man] Can this be like
a series or something, like, I don't know. - [Turtle] I have a
sudden urge to defecate. (all laughing)
