Classic Hollywood Bloopers: Ronald Reagan, Humphrey Bogart and more...

[Music] don't pull your hair back ready all right don't pull your hair back i gotta see if you don't mind don't pull your hair back all right now take a deep breath and hope i'll try not to hurt i'll try to get the goddamn dress off [Music] i want to see her suffer please i want to see her life torn apart please mrs tennant don't get yourself excited i know you have a great emotional distress but let's try to be reasonable by going to the police what will you gain not for women i thought perhaps you were did you find out that you were free tonight that's the wrong goddamn line isn't it i said my name was rex durant well my dear you know i never drink on an empty stomach get me something to eat my child no no no no no not that ridiculous thing now if there's some caviar yes in here uh is it uh decently chilled no not as hell unless left us oh my goodness just imagine 10 million people listening at one time what a colossal invention and miniature our poor oh a letter came this morning if i can find the god damn thing where it is all right now take a deep breath and hold it i'll try not to hurt i'll try goddamn dress up [Music] no no make it eight will you eight at my hotel lovely to talk to you [Music] uh goodbye now there there is an object lesson in how not to act with a man jesus christ go back baby okay you seem to have spilt your drink lovely party isn't it what schmuck take a deep breath and hold it i'll try not to hurt too much can we do it over here yes [Music] chris what are you doing here practicing my broken field running oh drink no thanks no i'll take it you know i haven't been in an apartment like this for a long time it's been two years since i was in new york how does it look to you about the same as any other place these days but good you're looking blooming oh i'm fine you've been getting any lately over time you mean [Music] this is a deplorable situation and something's got to be done about it i'm not going to stand idly by ed can't you understand that i that i don't want to go to the dance oh i know you're trying to be a good sport about it but i'm going to get to i take a deep breath and hold it i'll try not to hurt too much [Laughter] did you know it was any more blonde wife reagan was supposed to run off with who doesn't did you know that anymore it's on to god god damn it must be difficult for a man who has spent a lifetime stirring up so god damn knowledge that [Music] didn't tanner come at your invitation and didn't you try to get rid of him because you knew that your husband was coming home unexpectedly that's not true and didn't he refuse to leave because he knew the kravis and the yannis crash sir johnny rocco was more than a king he was an emperor his rule extended over beer the slot machines the numbers racket and a dozen other forbidden enterprises he was a master of the fix jesus i looked around at that face mary oh no you get out you turn right around and leave but mary you heard me i planned for four years how you were gonna see me and it wasn't gonna be like this you get out and count to 20 and then come in again all right mary hello john hi fred god oh shh where's the kid get out of the way well the goddamn thing won't work doc i had another one of those goddamn fits could i bring a friend of mine steve trilling along he has fits every day kill that hi andy that was quite a snowfall you had last night breakfast will be in 10 minutes stevie thank you man there you're still surprised why i mean god all women are gamblers emily otherwise we'd never get married all women are candid mr president mr mccombs how do you do it mr president a pleasure indeed sir jesus christ annie you handle that cigar like a monkey handles a coconut i beg your pardon mr president [Applause] [Applause] [Music] god and every time we rehearsed the scene she pulled that same trick now you know an actress of any sensitivity silly darling what are you sally this is stanley blake sally of sally that was what the poet called one of those lovely things that isn't meant to last one ham on get me kill goings-on sally what's the matter you unhappy about something what is it is it love i ain't said my life here cut it you know it's two years since i've been in new york how does it look to you well about the same as every place else these days but good you're looking blooming oh i'm fine just fine well i don't know whether you've laid any legs you know it's none of my goddamn golly moses where do you want the remains sent is it that bad what happened mike see these new york women are certainly nuts oh i don't think so hello sally i want you to meet van johnson president of the actor's guild so i meant to tell you i fixed up a little lab on the porch i hope you don't mind of course not i found a table i could use had to extend the gas connection a bit for the bunsen burner look i hope you don't mind we get a god damn regret having that yeah i hope you don't mind well we're ready to listen what's the deal well just like it says that oh christ is nothing are you comfortable in the house very josephine's a fine cook i'll probably end up getting fat yeah i hope you don't mind i meant to tell you that if i got the line right i was going to build a laboratory in the goddamn port homer you don't know where i can find an apartment do you why sure joel how about the king's arms king's arms where's the king's arms around the queen's ass i mean really really [Music] oh oh god [Music] you

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Id: 5xr8rQfqYhw

Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 02 2018