My friends, our village is in crisis. We desperately need to upgrade
our Dark Elixir troops. Our Minions are molting... Our Golem is operating
with spare parts... And our Bowler needs a new ball. So, I’ve made an historic trade
for Dark Elixir with the Barbarian King of our neighbor to the north,
ClannibalLecter. One of our own has heroically offered
herself to trade. Let’s all give a cheer to P.E.K.K.A One! But P.E.K.K.A One can’t walk there! True. In the last battle,
she stepped into that Mortar. To respect her bravery and sacrifice, we are going to move her by... air! Brother, I thought
it was a Mini P.E.K.K.A... Her bravery knows no bounds. Come on. If we want to be the first army
to send a Rocket into battle, we must launch this bird already! Hold on, hotshot. These Rockets are delicate babies.
We’re close, but all has to be perfect. We need to beat the Red Tower,
so forget perfect! Pilot training underway! Stop! Stop!
Make it stop! Why did we choose him again? He came with his own helmet. No more games!
We’re racing the Blue Tower to launch! - How are we looking?
- Boosters engaged, check. Thermal shield activated, check. Altimeter calibrated, check. Lose space race, check. Tonight, the Red Tower
will be blown to bits! Giant bits! Witch bits!
All kinds of bits! - She really loves bits.
- Yeah... There’s no time left! We must launch
while the Blue Rocket is in the air! Wait, the fuel levels aren’t at “check”!
There’ll be too much thrust! - What’s happening?
- Rocket locked to pad! It’s stuck! Mommy! I knew I should’ve brought
a change of armor! It’s going to be a direct hit! Where’s their tower? You fools, what have you done? Where have you taken us?
I can’t breathe in this atmosphere. Won’t... last... long.... Tell the world my story... - Back to the drawing board.
- The drawing board was in that tower. We thank P.E.K.K.A One
for slipping the surly bonds of Earth in trade for more Dark Elixir. In your honor,
Roy has made a statue of you to commemorate
your sacrifices to this Village. It will serve as a reminder
of your dignity and power. It will also serve as a signpost
for Frank’s Grill. P.E.K.K.A One, we bid you adieu! Okay, we got this... - Camille, Pyro.
- George. Camille, Pyro. You ever wonder why we’re
stronger, faster, and smarter than the other village troops? For my own sanity,
I’ve tried to ignore that fact. Hey, Camille.
Hey, Pyro. Sometimes I wonder
if we’re even from this village. You know, there is a way to find out. Watch out for the... bomb! Oh, my God! We were donated? We’ve got to find our original village! Amandas will do that to you. Map says it was a caterpillar. Hey, that looks like Steve!
Steve’s gonna freak. So cute, I wouldn’t attack it. There! That’s it!
The village we were donated from! Our true home! It’s beautiful! They even have a landing strip. We are from an awesome village! Yeah! This place makes our humble village
look like humble crap. Is that you, Camille? You know me? - Of course! We are your sisters!
- Welcome home. Stop! Go! You’re great... and strong...
and beautiful... and way better than me.
Yay... Pyro? Hey, it’s me, your little brother. What happened? You got some
meat shortage at that other village? As a matter of fact, yes. I’ve seen Wall Breakers
with more muscle on their bones! Let’s tell them
we never found our real home. Yeah, but you better say it. Smoke always comes out of my nose
when I tell a lie. Well, here we are! I’m happy calling
this place my real home. Uh huh. And to fit in here,
we better act like the locals. George, Steve. We were out for a ride but we’re happy
to be back in the best village there is. - Are you lying?
- No, I have a little cold. And, yes I’ve been lying.
And I’m never going to lie again. So, I really like this Archer girl. I wonder... if I was a war hero
would she maybe dig me more? That’s a Miner joke. Yes, very minor. Almost minuscule. How about you dig yourself up to
that Clan Castle, see if anyone’s inside? I’m alive?
I thought that Tesla killed me for sure. Maybe these spells brought me
back to life. Maybe I’m invincible! Wait, what? I guess I am invincible!
I don’t know what’s going on, but I do know I have to watch out
for that Hidden Tesla. This is a lot better. Dead again. Dead again. Wait! How did I die? That’s how. Oh, I’ve had the weirdest day. It would be great to talk about it
with someone nice and... so not deadly. - Barb.
- Hello, Barb. I’m David. No... Barb. Dead again. This gives me an idea. Maybe instead of dying,
I can win this battle all by myself. I’ll start by finding
all the hidden Giant Bombs. Bomb! Bomb, bomb! Too much bomb. I’ll just take a smidge. And with this, the plan is good to go. That belt was holding my magic robe down! So uh, I did all that. Using four Giant Bombs and a belt. What was the belt for? To hold up my pants. All that digging
made me lose some weight. You really won the battle? Yes I did, and you just won my heart. - You smell like worms.
- Hazard of the job. You know what? I’m going to start
this conversation over! As soon as she crosses
into the other Village, they’ll send us the Dark Elixir. I guess we’ll never have
enough Dark Elixir. We’re rich! Black gold! Town Hall tea! Let’s get
these Dark Elixir troops upgraded! What a story, huh? Listen,
I think I can get you a book deal. I know a guy
who can ghostwrite it for you. Well, he’s not a ghost,
but he is dead. Hello?
