Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge

[Music] hello I'm Max bag day and I am George Clark and this is the useless hotline it is it is Tik Tok wasn't working out for us so we decided to set up our own little business we did and the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries no matter how weird disgusting or embarrassing they are pero It won't always just be us some weeks we'll be joined by a little special guest emphasis on the little and special um because today we've got someone very special that's going to be coming down to the office them um but before that George should we just do a little quick catch up um sure so I realized that yesterday was the Super Bowl at the time of filming this right I like I don't know what the Super Bowl is and I've realized like this epod catchup no but like why do people care so much about it like God knows I couldn't care less honest people are feral when I was looking at Clips I was like people are actually insane at this event like and then there's the Super Bowl halftime show which obviously I am familiar with because past Artis i' I basically thought that the superball was built around that but turns out it's the other way around anyway um Usher disappointing was he yeah oh that's a shame right do you want to [ __ ] off did you not watch it no I thought you were like a boy oh no we were uh by we mean Our Guest we were up all night playing a cheeky little game of what well I don't know if that's that might be copyrighted at this point time oh okay cannot reveal but it's in the works okay right well um should we just cut to it then and I've just actually had an email from our secretary that the guest has arrived so let's let them in oh George get off your phone sorry man it's all right um I've just had official confirmation that the guest has arrived oh hello awesome would you like to come on in it's CHR everybody hello going absolutely wild place you got here thank you thank you it's an emph on the little for me 6'2 oh of course you I thought you were making a joke because you're way more successful than us that like your offices are better oh wow it's fine what you say I just accept it I was like yeah Fair um thank you um well how are you Chris I'm very good thank you yeah very good uh enjoying this stage of the Year where it feels very productive everyone's sort of on the grind you know okay well George is on the J you're preaching to the choir here what do we like um what was I gonna say you no no episode over you live with George so um there's going to be a lot to unpack here literally um wa junk in the old trunk there we go uh but first we should probably address the fact that by the way we've only got one mic this side this week so um I'm going to be just on Max lap a little bit more than George sat on the table at the end of last episode and we've just completely consumed one of the M what wait what happened to the just completely engulfed it really yeah yeah yeah yeah wow so loose down there these days you know it's a I believe that mic in there yeah god um but yeah so it's very exciting to have you this is obviously the useless hotline and office and as you know this is a very serious job interview yes because you you really are technically basically you know on the unemployment unemploy yeah I I don't have a real job no you don't um you just kind of mess around 10 years unemployed now exactly yeah so grow up quite frankly um but what we usually make our guests do is um if you could just look in that cabinet for me please but don't don't don't do anything too quickly cuz I don't fits asleep or not oh oh look at thato can I swear on the podcast yeah get [ __ ] no you can't though wait so I can just have whatever I like well so um as a test # gifted as a test we make you pour us and yourself a drink of whatever you can concoct is that a word conco I don't know if that's a word is it concoction oh Sor that's right sorry he's new to this he's not usually have a task cam high production that right what oh we got some orange Hooch that sounds inviting to come on come on stand up Chris they said stand up it's so luxury doesn't normally have blessing George absolutely Shag Prime I will say that like he genuinely gets about three boxes delivered like it's worrying the man is a fully grown adult and drinks of prime a day um not really it's like a bit swallow I don't really have many sweet Dr it's not really for us though is it it's more for like young teens yeah yeah I know you mean it's a good mixer oh this looks I'm going to go with pineapple cream rum a luxury I was hoping you wouldn't say that I don't know how long that's been over no I do over that that is genuinely officially been over open for over a year now I think it might be yeah yeah not the best for something creamy throw it away then I don't know don't have it for people so they could just pull it out and they go not that one it looks good all right I I re a little strawberry Decor sounds nice choice um a mango high ball let me tell you something about Christopher oh God man is a cocktail enjoyer honestly shagger cocktail for a for a man who is all about his football and his women he's just gr just grown himself a new beard he new beard he loves a cocktail cocktail of choice Christopher uh my favorite cocktail is go on say it it's called a disano kiss it's not that popular but it's diso orange juice and grenadine and it's fantastic did you hear that reaction from a homosexual s that's a bit sweet even for me not going to lie righto orange juice and and grenadine Grine that's literally just like sugar and sprinkles really isn't it it's really good though what's your what's your favorite scenario to Consumer do what are you doing this um in front of the football of course really that's incorrect no I usually consume the wall this year there's been a correlation with playing D and D over zoom and yes Dungeons and Dragons oh my God I'm quite new to it though I I've just been playing with because my sister's very into it my cousins like it so moving on yeah would you guys want a particular preference at I mean it's all for you to make so you could mix every single one of them if you wanted to I'm not going to mix them think of this what can this be called a chissano kiss Chris disar Chris oh yeah that makes so much more sense a cariss oh my God that was just drink out the can is I mean yeah honestly do whatever you want I'm going to give the mango high ball to George oh any reason I feel like there's a Something Brewing there for you no I I don't know if you're too like sweeter cocktail drinker so I feel like that's the least yeah just normally on the beers me you are can tell on that big belly yours and that that mug that you've just poured into is available at the useless hotline.com oh nice what's it say on it George for the audo right for the AO listeners this is a MAG and then Max I'm going to pull you a strawberry decory oh lovely nice and nice and pink for I do love a strawberry deer to be fair homosexual in the room probably not out the how we going to the can how we going to crisy the strawberry daer strawberry cser Chris M Dair strawberry Chris m Da SS strawberry D MD something that like it thank you very much I did my best right everybody if we can do a cheer is yours poed uh yeah I mean I've got water in this one well Cheers Cheers guys Che thank you for coming good luck in your interview oh god oh [ __ ] up that's lovely I feel like this is really good oh I mean sh whoever send that to us yeah no free promo though sorry um before we move on actually what was that game that we were playing last night ah it was no not the one afterwards the one just before bed just a little game of hide the sausage guys but that's the later we were playing a Lord of the Rings board game actually that was created by my father very sweet present he gave us over Christmas but yeah it's aot fun wait he actually made a board game yeah for like a a present for me and my sister that is a sick present yeah it was honestly so so much effort I have only watched the first two films because Chris and Arthur have forced me to do it are you watching the rest and uh yeah at some point we'll get to it have you seen Lord the yeah amazing like right yeah we we forced George towards the second one and he like yes he watched it but he's on his phone for 60% of the film mate it was God I was like stopping myself from saying anything but listen if you're watching like if you're literally they're watching like an Adam Sandler film on you're all right if you are watching you could miss a key character's death you could miss such key information the extended edition as well and then I could understand 10% of your phone yeah oh no it pisses me off so much when I like try to get my boyfriend or something to watch like a series or something if he goes on his phone I'll be like right well now we've got to rewind it and I punish him and we sometimes sit there watching an hour long episode for upwards of 2 and a half hours but it's worth it like you will sit through it oh my God yeah two different ends of the space you just refer to me and Chris's relationship as you and your boyfriend absolutely yeah there's a third person there I mean that same in my relationship so we're all in our exploratory era guys oh my God right okay so what is the theme of the game then how do you well turn into an actual like potentially sell it so I don't want Adrian though that actually kind of it was really good we had a really good time did he is he like an artist or something did he like is there like pictures on it close to be that focused on a game of that sort of he he actually worked he um he worked for me for a few years as uh my dad was basing my PA for like two years so he actually was quite good at he quite good at photoshoop and stuff so wow but it was definitely one of those things where he started making it as a present for me and my sister and then halfway through you're just like you're getting way more enjoyment out of this than we ever will oh that's nice though it's sweet though yeah we should do it then well we fly useless hotline listeners um when Chris's dad releases that game um you better get on it all right Dad MD adri MD hey adri ADHD what was that quoting I don't know I don't know really all right um right well it says here on our little Nots in the background check that our notes for little they're actually in font four really hard to read them the these are just just sort of rounding up the biggest moments in your life so I thought it'd start off by uh by addressing the elephant in the room uh new hair Chris [ __ ] sake man I look I haven't changed my hair for maybe 15 years shame you did fantastic wait why what was your head what what's it changed it was a had a queef before yeah oh yeah of course all right okay so you're just changing it up a little bit 2024 I thought you know go I've have quite naturally fairly curly hair so it's been dubbed the perminator I I think we've actually got very I think we've actually got very similar hair consistency when I when I grow mine out yeah we're so similar don't even tell you AP part that's crazy my hairline a little bit better still I don't cover mine up okay yeah no I uh just decided one day you know need bit of a shock I said you leaving the house like that Chris put some trials on at least I said at least I'm leaving the house mate not saying watching your [ __ ] Tik toks all day I love that um yeah I love that we finally got you on the podcast and the first thing that George thought to write down was the fact that you've changed your haircut do you know what very important want to hear nobody's heard about it before you watch this clip do Millions very valid it actually wasn't a perm as well there's a common misconception out there that it was a perm okay I've seen you with your rollers in no St that no but it looks it looks good it does before the before the trim into shape it was a questionable yeah it was it was pretty rough there there was one Tik Tok that after pop that like hard launched it before it was ready right okay yeah you didn't get through the full PR campaign behind the hair get the Tik Tok where Chris was like a background character and the all of the comics Hill oh yeah I saw it when you were um like the waiter no no different one that's my ha now man had a few mons to mature also I think you're quite an integral character in that as well oh what a day that was God it lived awful in that video um anyway other areas of controversy in the chrismd world hair obviously top of the list M up next I've got I've written down his claims oh I don't know what so I'm thinking insurance claims is this a is this a moment where George ex exposes like that you've committed insurance fraud or something there's only one there there's one big claim that uh do you stand by it to this day I do I do and and you're going to have to tell me what this I might actually make it I'm planning to do a video on it at some point where I like Chen basically like challenge 10 different Premier League footballers I think it would be hilarious if I beat six of them explain the claim to Max he's not really in the footballing world so let let me premise this do it in ruple Dragway yes oh that works explaining R's term yeah you have no I don't know what that means I just nodded okay so so the the top line is uh I think I'm better at most premier league footballers out is the Top Line like one of those on the pitch like the line what the line the line is he Top Line it's not a physical line not right okay right start again I'm ready you understand why I said rub right okay right okay I'm with you right stop making fun of me I'm ready I'm ready so and a free kick is is a free kick gave I had to pay for those so it's like the balls do get kicked right so usually it's a set piece well it's always a set piece set piece is not helping it's not helping uh the ball's on the floor and no one can tackle you and you just you just kick it at the goal right okay but nobody's allowed to tackle you it's still you wait and you kick right what the [ __ ] is going on I'm losing my mind right you know free kick is yes it's when they get to do it and nobody can take it off them yeah and there's like there's like yeah that no that is right and sometimes um oh wait no that's penalty when people like stand in front and cover the balls new of the that we'll give you we'll give you football term you explain what it is yeah I'm quite enjoying that Corridor of uncertainty right is that a term yeah what do you think that is are you taking the P Corridor of un that sounds like it's from Harry Potter I don't know that sounds like yeah literally what p a about there is Is that real right okay let me guess then um that's when you're running down the field but you're a little bit unsure whether you're making the right decision no what is that it's the area between the six-yard box and the penalty spot where you want to put Crossing no get [ __ ] what penalty penalty when it's like you versus the goalie and then you just get to like do it wa sometimes though I swear sometimes oh no it's free kick when they stand in front yeah penalty is when there's no one stood in front and they're literally just it's you versus goalie whoever comes out wins One V one yeah you just s of wrestle and yeah yeah yeah M um yeah and you have to kick it in the net and score and they usually do that at the end uh of the match yeah if it's a draw and it's a knockout to yes okay like a World Cup I've watched World Cup games nice that's about it yeah yeah that's good next yeah hat trick like the super bow but the balls right okay hat trick hat trick is three goals in a row in a row or just by the same person by the same person in a game there you go see right another one good St what will be a good one for um hit them hard in the first five [ __ ] kick the [ __ ] out of them in five minutes that's right that's just rules isn't it yeah let know that you're there early on knock knuckle ball knuckle ball that sounds like an American board game yeah no no I don't know what that means like oh handall but with your knuckle that's a perfectly reasonable guess it's when you kick the ball and the ball doesn't spin so it like it moves interestingly through the air how can you even tell if a ball spin it uh I don't know you just kind of can you're more able to tell when it's not spinning because you can't cuz it's not blurred it's yeah you get FR of it you do you know the balls in um like footballs when they're made up of like hexagons is that what they use in actual matches or do they use like round going [Laughter] on you know the ball do you know like in football the balls that they use where it's like black and white hexagons oh in cartoons yeah yeah they football you own football the balls they use they they actually use those in real football matches oos to as opposed to that just a perfectly round one they're all obvious are they made up of hexag in your head are these fools of made out of hexans yeah not rounds no they are but they they've got like little edges haven't they what came first the football on the hex but they me they're blown up so they yeah so they expand so they they're rounded are they all have they all got they're not they're not made out of glass so the hexagons are just solid do all do actual footballs have air inside them is it like never kicked a football I can't remember I defit have I definit have like years ago this honest I'm genuine like honestly years ago I would have picked a did they have air in them like yeah but they might be solid like form this is infinitely more interesting than asking me questions I have no idea I have no idea this is B um volleyballs have air in them knowledge ball knowledge has b knowled b yeah airing them bowling balls no pingpong balls yes golf balls no see this is a valid question olle balls olle balls what's that I just got like scran in them I about golf I mean solid they're not solid all right scientist we get the technically right they're Hol but say wa is a football Hol them yes right okay so yeah valid question it P right but you wouldn't pump up a golf ball but you would pump up a football so there's like two different Hollow and not Hollow is not the two different variables yeah you're right variables oh very good George right I feel like we could go back yeah so where [ __ ] were we so he says he's better than most premier league footballers taking a free kick yeah okay all right so that's your claim because the people that take free kicks are sort of specialist free kick takers like they practice free kicks but a lot of footballers don't and so my point is I think I could beat a lot of the people that don't take free kicks hav statically and haven't ever taken free kicks in their lives that makes sense that's like when we said that you you would be closer to um oh we said like who's who would be most likely at being the best in the world at something this is a good question like is there a topic that you think that you would be the most likely being the best at the world in I said playing competitive Pokemon battle in and I was dead serious at this no actually I want to get your unbiased opinion here okay and George said triple jump just think about that as in that's I mean you want to pick something that not a lot of people do triple jump many people not that many people do triple jump J Jump the go to people don't really do Triple J trip Pok is the biggest game like ever I've done triple jump at Athletics in school and you didn't beat me how do you [ __ ] know wait okay so so you're asking me do I think you or you are more like back knowledge so give give him your I play Pokemon all the time when the only YouTube that I blast us wait so I don't play football I play Pokéball oh wait oh no that was my joke anyway um Poké Balls hello unless unless you fill them unless with the still a little bit of an I don't know they feel I don't really know yeah um but I I play all the time I like if I if I have a free minute I'm playing with people in Japan online and I'm kicking the living [ __ ] out of them I once got to the top um 1,000 in the world for like 20 minutes and then I fell out of it but I did get into it um so question is George has George ever been in the top 10,000 in the world of triple jumpers but I haven't given my background yet so my background in uh I went I won the Southwest uh wait I won the Southwest triple jumps yeah I won Southwest triple jump no one got anywhere [ __ ] near me idiot bozos I was about 13 do Southwest mean like how many people compete in that uh Southwest of Bristol she of the world now and then went to na finals um and smok no I didn't actually jump because I went there and I didn't realize I was injured went to do a jump injured myself yeah but the jumps [ __ ] jump no but the no but the jump the three the three jumpers that were like first second third I'm pretty sure my score from the last one where nobody was like pushing you was within those three so and I'd not practiced triple they just sort of like throw you into an event so clarify this is still at the Southwest competition that was Nationals would have been that so I'd have been top three in the Nationals of that age so I think that's how how old were you then uh about 13 14 how old are you now uh 24 yeah you dumb [ __ ] this was about two months ago that I was playing Pokemon I got to number one uh 1,000 in the world why did you stop doing triple jump uh just got bored thought about jumping four times it's not exactly fun is it so said I played a women's sport what hockey oh Big Time hey I uh got to uh um yeah we sort of okay okay right okay what what do you think what would be your opinion on that because a lot of people online said I I think they they more so side with you or me I think it was pretty evenly split I'm going to tell myself that I think in order to break from a thousand even to like 500 is difficult for Pokemon it's just a of there's hardcore yours is all Pokémon like all Pokemon not online battles like Nintendo switch Pokémon online B playing Pokemon against someone yes onl literal battles the only reason why I fell out of it is cuz I went to sleep woke up and I'd fall out cuz all those people are playing overnight these are people that play all the time if I was to devote every single second of my day to playing it I would become number one in the world whereas if you were to devot every second of the day you would never become number one in the world I do know I don't know my technique was off as well based on um genetics than you think and you tried you tried you tried at your Peak Physical triple jump ability and you got injured got Peak at 13 I've seen the picture I I was but genetically oh god um genetically um guess who brought this argument up again genetically my legs are my strongest Point yeah but genetically yeah that's cuz they have to hold up your massive head that's not cool that would be my neck idiot yeah and it might be Hollow we don't know yeah J's out definitely solid no but yeah but if you were to compare your like everything against most of the Olympic triple jumpers you don't compare they're probably like twice your size yeah but you've just you've used the argument of you donating every single second of your day to play Pokémon why can't you're never going to grow why why can't I do that you can't grow what do you mean I can't grow you can't grow anymore that is that is absolutely what can happen you're not not I don't have to be taller to jump further you do probably but this is at this moment in time as well so it's not including whether you've had more practice or like how no the the argument was he's changing it so you're more cuz he thinks you're now more lik the AR wrong I don't know what he talking it was who's most likely to be able to be number one in the world oh okay so you can practice Yeah Yeah Yeah fa yeah George would win no he [ __ ] wouldn't the amount of people that play Pokemon in the world is just it's unfair instantly oh my God I literally I don't know how but we need to scientifically measure this okay but think of the amount of people that P the amount of people that do triple jump like it's I don't know anyone who's ever played who's ever done triple jump the thing is about this disagreement is that if you were to genuinely put a gun against my head and tell me like you have to say wholeheartedly with everything in your spirit that you believe you are right I would say yes and everyone says I'm wrong so what the [ __ ] I think if you picked a less popular game you could have a chance your dad that's going to be the most popular game you watch the what is the thing that you would be number one at the world end do you think oh you can't say free kicks no no no it's not even that you would become number one it's that with everything that you are you have the highest chance in that specific thing of possibly becoming number one okay so what like your kind of natural skills are like what you may be better at something else than you are at that but you're in in the world on this side would be higher general knowledge of a certain topic could be oh don't don't bring up General yes there it is found another little segue to bring his I could be the best in the world at knowledge of birds of prey of Britain as demonstrated when I went on Celebrity Mastermind and you you that was your topic yeah that's sick I like I don't think that really count it's it's very impressive until you take out of the Mastermind scenario and then just that he knows about birds of pre just a bit creepy that's very true I actually think I could have been a very good pilot oh because I've got very good vision and I'm very small so I think been a very good pilot jockey right okay I'll just give just insulting him jackass wank um all right be way better pilot than you would Jo no do you know what that's quite valid I'll take that yeah fair enough have you ever would you take that the best pilot of the have you ever been in a plane no oh I assume been in a plane yes but I've never the [ __ ] the wheel I just assumed based on that that you'd like done like little plane flying things but if it's based on how much you think that you could learn and how good you get okay right okay okay I'm we do on that one fair enough but I think like fighter pilot you know just not like a bit bit more cool than just commercial flights you know my okay course you'll be the best fighter yeah I think I could be you've gone we've had like experience in our things of being like yeah I reckon this is a feasible thing to say you've just gone fight a pilot never flown before but I know i' be the best the way that you actually I could be red one okay that's me you just watched top gun Maverick the other day is what it was internally you want to become a bird of prayer that's pretty much what that means but he's done with praying on birds brings us on to dating life oh did not like that segment my team will be in contact how's the dating life Chris uh it's going well thank you is it I'm um yeah en enjoying I mean it's been over a year since uh my last relationship ended I didn't realize that had ended but it's not really been not been very well documented so how long were you two together um six years six years yeah and you started YouTube what why I've always said seven no six no I feel like I'm correct when when he when he's been posting on those Anonymous social media accounts he's always said seven Tik Tok um so and when did you start YouTube uh it was 20 interesting segue that's that line of questions no I'm sorry it makes sense in my mind but come on no I mean yeah no um I mean we started going out about when I hit like 2 million subscribers million subscribers special no we like I was good friends with Sham beforehand and then six years ago now and it's actually genuinely really nice we are still really good friends still meet up with her like every month it's like the best breakup I've probably ever seen experience you don't you don't hold grudges that she broke up with you no because I know horrible thing to say what we don't want to speak about did you cry but did you cry that no I think we we put out an insta story saying like split we're not really going to talk about like who who or anything so until now very moment make sure people know I find it wild that every now her comment sections better now but for a oh my God yeah the best part of last year was just yeah but can the view do this it was funny though was it it was yeah any sort of Tik Tok she post the top comment was like yeah but can he pack Team of the Year Gerard PK eight times do you think that she would find that funny you think she the funny she did like we talked about it yeah she was I mean she definitely muted comment oh yeah I'm sure certain words that just means people get more just interested in more what's the word uh I don't know they the the comments get better Eng more engaged they more creative that's uniess yeah stuff and do you find it difficult to date because whilst you have obviously like millions and millions of followers all right show off we get it what no I'm Jo um a lot of your followers are obviously men so like do you get a lot of girls that pop up annoy see seeing this dick and like he doesn't even [ __ ] try and they just blocked him and like obviously I have millions more subscribers but yet his insta DMS are about 4,000 times better than mine that must be wild then do you do you often find like girls on are you on like dating apps and stuff like that yeah oh okay recent oh that's true actually yeah there been a recent development in that have you both gotten right no Chris has oh finally the list for 12 months yeah he struggles as well you said no yeah I was saying but like I wanted to down it just to see if I could get on it before George 100% would it's really yeah I think you I don't get that girls get on it show she very creative people like me yeah people that don't understand football yeah because I've heard it's a lot more difficult for straight men to get on I I genuinely think there's probably I don't really know how it works but there must be I imagine it's just cuz so many like dating apps in general men are more likely to be on them and then when you add the fact that it's one where you can meet like celebrities and stuff like that I imagine a bunch of like random boys just applied in Mass so they've got to like sort through them all yeah you'd have thought so tends to be like that doesn't it yeah we we'll say We'll word it like that so that your ego doesn't get um but no but you eventually got on yeah well you have to link your Instagram with it as well so I think some of it potentially done on like how many followers you have and stuff why would you not that's so weird then that yeah clear clearly I was massively outweighing it on how clapped I was despite the 1.5 million Instagram followers so they thought let's give him 12 months see if he gets better see if he gets any better looking and then the new hair comes in and then what rise wait was it around the new hair not really oh got it's a good three months still oh that would have been exciting have you seen any like big celebrities on R then since you Jo I've literally only seen one and it was when I accidentally set my preferences to men accidentally my God so Random it was a um it was uh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] have to believe that yeah oh my God yeah you're not going to know who that is I'm like I tried I literally tried everything within me to react like whoa but then I was questioning in my head who is that and I realized I [ __ ] it up anyway um but okay so there are people like that on the act right so like really big famous people yeah but I haven't yeah in the time that I've been on it there's been no famous girls that I've seen which suggests that maybe it's just famous men and any girl that applies which is any good looking girl that applies which tend to be how the world works I've heard like um in America you can get like there's like big like male movie stars and stuff that have like been divorced and everything and they're all on there there was I I feel like I might be speaking out of turn here and I don't want to start anything I feel like was on it but I've also possibly made that up is he like happily married or some [ __ ] NOS yeah should we just start reeling Barack Obamas on it Elvis oh my god Elvis P was on it that is man like think there be people that you're like not expecting to be on there oh definitely yeah I feel like if it's fun I feel like if I was there I just be like oh I know know and then just carry on as if it was like yeah but you have girls just throwing themselves at you mate remember what it's like for the rest of us yeah can we just acknowledge this because you've been out with George you've seen you know how um incapable he is to speak to anybody with female genitalia it's it's like it's like God designed him and just forgot to finish him off like and that would help which is where you coming ladies yeah um it's wild yeah I I don't know if you've heard the story about when George brought a girl back to the flat for the first time no I've not but I want to hear it now um so me and Arthur come home bit early from the night out and so we were kind of making late night food in the kitchen okay and we thought George was coming yeah yeah we thought George was coming home because we'd left him about 20 minutes before I hadn't seen him speak to one girl in the evening but it tends to be how it goes you know all he needs to do is just batter a quick eye eye look over yeah I was going to say I look over I don't know why I said the word I bed eyelashes at them and they come running and um yeah anyway George turned up with a fale and they walked in was she breathing uh she was actually long time yeah um and then George sort of they both came into the kitchen which is already like me and Arthur were just like don't really know how to how do you act sit say it's Weir if you if it you ignore that you guys are there yeah yeah so she she was she was very normal about the situation so she came up said hello to me and Arthur like it was yeah yeah like human being do yeah exactly yeah um and then George sort of ambled around for a little while um started like tucking in chairs like not really saying anything you started like rearranging the kitchen a little bit instead of speaking to her um then you guys went to the window and like we've got a fa nice very s of looked out and he just went it's a nice Road isn't it it's a good road to be fair as roads go it's a great one he the road road I I was I was big the road and Chris doubted it and I said have a [ __ ] look at this road and you did go and my panties fell down as well and that sort of continued for maybe like probably five whole minutes you were you two were sort of just looking in the the kitchen with nothing really happening dialogue wise and and then you two ambled towards your bedroom and we had the door closed and we thought me and ala literally turned to each other we were like how does he do it we're like What would you see and then 2 minutes later the door opens again and then we hear the front door open and close I work quick baby no wait this girl had left nothing had happened nothing had happened flat door she just shown her his setup and then she left she was just a like saying if tency was up next my God coming in checking for the marks on the walls honestly if I didn't know for a fact this acts like a what this sounds sounds like I've watched I've not but if I didn't know for a fact that George has slept with a girl I would just think that he had definitely not like you are wild but but he is good at oh he's like a normal person I I like above average and then and I just any social situation sorry easy yeah in any social situation apart this is hilarious cuz I'm criticizing your social skills just stumbled over mispronouncing that word but I would say any other social situation for [ __ ] sake you are very superior to the average person you know very quick witted but it's kind of like you don't try but also I don't think you can read people very well no but I I I feel like I can but I don't like to give off the vibe that I'm interested in some oh yeah so you just brought her back to your house brought her shoulder the nice World brought her into your bedroom but didn't want to give off the impression that you're at all interested he came out afterward he was like I wasn't really bothered about it no why invite her back then was it was a it was a difficult time of my life okay you just got just got the penis in surgery oh God action no but yeah I've seen you in like situations where a woman would literally murder her firstborn child like sack off her entire family she's literally like opening her legs and wafting fomon at you oh my God that was a really sorry I feel like we actually ble I descri that I don't know why I chose oh my God for just listeners as well that is so like potent oh God and JoJo just like yeah yeah it's it's so specific that you can only explain it if you've seen it in action yeah I totally agree yeah it's like he's got this Tik Tok thing about him being single and having all these problems and he's just committed to it for the rest of his life I feel like I'm just very particular on the situation SL the fale that I'm interested in and I feel like you need to be like completely alone in like a kind of dark room like no way to escape and and like it just like the most like chill situation where you don't feel like people are looking at you where you don't feel like people have expectations on you or something I don't know I don't think it's that I think he just doesn't like care enough I don't think he's got like that much of a sex drive no like we've been at it all the time that's why you're taking it out of me okay that makes sense then that makes sense just seems worn out drained once a week like we've been on like we've been to IA we've went to Melo we've been oh these are stop listing places but like you forget he's single on these trips genuinely yeah wild times I think I'm just a relationship person oh yeah cuz you've been so many relationships in life no but it's weird to it's weird to say be in mind I'm not but I feel like I am I get what you mean and also I feel like it's a very different experience dating people like getting with people when you have followers that like like actively knowing who you are before you meet that I would struggle with that like I met my boyfriend before I got all my followers and if I was to go dating now and like I met someone in a club and they already knew who I was I would find that like a are they going to be like judging my performance are they going to like post about this afterwards like are keeping notes like I would be a bit like anxious so got that like them filming you the morning after type oh God has that ever happened to you no I think this is the the great I I've got it perfectly with my 95% male audence you actually do is that is that the actual numbers 95 90% but like obviously some of those will be kids on their mom's account probably 96 maybe and of course as we explained Chris you can't be getting with the kids so they're completely out of it what why do you have to clarify the hell man that was alleged yeah sorry um but no no so many of a whole class oh my god um so you've been on like the holidays like you said who did you go to I Bea with was that you two Arthur and arur yeah and are there any like funny stories from those trips that you can tell me any what sorry like funny stories from any of those trips that come to you I mean the magalon we actually weren't planning to go there we were going to newor [ __ ] Alpa TV ended up shock just blaming it on the rest of us fact he just basically forgot to book The Villa properly I might have a little think I'm he seems like the exact opposite sort of person that would incorrectly book The no he he just he then gites you what you what you mistake it for is he States everything as if it's fact but 50% of it is fact and the rest is like an educated guess or just yes but they'll all be portrayed the exact same way and then and then it's got this way of doing it where everybody just goes along with what he says thinking it's notice it happening but then suddenly you've agreed to what he wanted to do allowed him to pick everything and totally going like there was what we were booking a holiday a little while ago and he came around to our flat and within like 10 minutes there was a point where so we were booking it on my laptop and like we' had like the football on the TV or whatever like 10 minutes into it he'd put on like some immersive World thing on the TV his own music had my laptop and had changed my scroll settings cuz he didn't like them I like what are you [ __ ] doing I was like how have I let this happen he was like you got your scr scroll sets wrong I'm just going to change them quickly so now just I can't scroll function fantastic that is wild but you don't notice it happening suddenly you're like he's destroyed my life king of manipulation got crazy about it yeah no I can't think of any particularly hilarious anecdotes that we've got quite a boring time then really need some newes really don't a bless it's all right um well in terms of I want to ask some questions about like your career and everything CU obviously I know you through George but like whenever your name is brought up people are like oh my God he's like the top of the game in like sorry sorry yeah I don't want to like make your head anyer or anything um but so when did you make [Laughter] don't do it Chris he says I got a big head yeah yeah I guess uh guess when did you make the decision to make a Youtube and why did you choose to do that I think it was the lack of a social life probably been it yeah I started in 2010 and I started posting just random videos about Nerf guns you know oh my God Nerf wars were are a big part of christas I used to do Nerf Nerf wars with my dad and my sister um in the garden we would do them and we had a really small Gard so they were really [ __ ] um yeah um but I had like all of the one I had the ones where you had to put batteries in and it was like a machine gun SN one with like the belt the barrel oh my God so sick that was literally insane the vests as well I had um okay it's bit weird yeah yeah it was the Goggles do yeah I did um how many videos have you made there were levels to this game I had a neighbor and we had like a fence between our Gardens but um it was kind of like you could just see over the fence so we would use that as like a thing and then we'd have Nerf wars between them see I could never see over the fence to shoot my n so I can't relate to that I used to modify the Nerf guns cuz you could take out like the air restrictors in them which make fire faster so I used to look up like YouTube tutorials and take them out and then put back my God I saw a Tik Tok of a BL doing that the other day really where he said he's modifying a Nerf gun until it kills someone oh my God he like puts extra springs in gives it like a full aluminum barrel and stuff like it's quite funny wild but he was like I refused to put a pin in the end cuz that's just an easy way out oh my God uh anyway Nerf wars right so you started with Nerf guns when did the football come into it I I started I was kind of also uploading just my best FIFA Goals as like a little montage cuz I enjoyed doing it and back in like the FIFA 11 days FIFA was like a lot a lot of fun so you play FIFA I have played it at like House Parties when people are like when you like coolest way to play FIFA play house for some reason like I'd be like like yeah finger in a bird I'd be like playing one handed yeah U just terribly just [ __ ] on the floor um no I'd be like at a house party at like 15 and all the boys would be like like before it kind of kicked off they'd all just be like in front of a PlayStation playing FIFA so I'd obviously go and join them because I was like my God everyone's going to know I'm gay I don't got to do that better hang out with the bo yeah [ __ ] yeah that'll help um so after I'd helped setting up everyone's drinks till the strawberry de put the bunting up everywhere no but yeah that is literally my limited FIFA experience um but so how old were you when you started that how old are you now if you don't mind me 27 so you would have been literally like 13 12 when you started yeah I think so yeah probably like 13 and do you remember when you first made money from it I mean it was like the KSI sort of growth era so I remember seeing him start money from it first and then being like to my parents this could actually go somewhere I I was quite lucky that my parents I always kept kept them informed of kind of how the YouTube scene was going so there wasn't a moment where they were like what are you doing um so they were always quite like supportive of really nice which was very sweet but I started with the neros they did do very well and then I I changed to FIFA and eventually s of like put my face on camera and then yeah went quite well that is M how many subscribers speci Nerf have you done uh four in total didn't do one for five mil no we didn't do one for five mil cuz I literally lost like four months of my life to the fourth one and it didn't get very many views we we so basically I filmed three back in the which was like when I was a kid and they were about too old to be a kid basically probably like 50 and we filmed another one for 4 million subscribers where we actually went and properly did it with proper effects and stuff it's still probably the video that I'm most proud of any video I've ever made but what like so people would get shot and would like explosions appear yeah that is so cool we like we hiir out a place up in the Lake District for it and we we actually went back to the place that we originally filmed it with my so like the one of the ones when I was a kid we had like um what it paper glass sugar glass like the things they use on movie set and so like we had four Pains of that my sister had to like fly through that three times had like a grenade exploding so I spent literally like 10 grand on the production side of it it was insane worth it though it was it was so much fun that's amazing it was it was good I suggest a watch if you ever yeah definitely M just around the corner right it's never happening again it was honestly so and I edited it like all myself as well so it was literally it basically sent me into depression that video oh my god well it's Nerf or nothing man oh I love Nerf just got to get on with [Laughter] it what better help sayy than supp oh my God we should get nerfed to sponsor us wait didn't I get you a Nerf gun for Christmas and then you just shoted at me for uh it was like a btech Nerf gun yeah I think it was Tesco all Nerf gun around our house oh my God oh my God so [ __ ] annoying yeah this bad boy yeah it's I'm just scarred though like really ter genu all anytime so I did a few brand deals with Nerf and every time every time you worked with them you had to like specify that you can't find like or never say that they're guns and also never say that you fire them at people so it was always firing at Targets like nevering them like Blaster is that you oh [ __ ] oh my God Nerf if you're out there I want you to work with me more than anything in the entire world please don't please I mean please do please don't shoot me oh God that's actually perfectly in line with their guidelines really discouraging from shooting at anyway oh I love Nerf guns that is sick I had no idea about that it's not right I'm putting this down I'm put this down um so it's so then so you're making Nerf gun videos um right yep you said we into like football videos what was the your first big like dream collab that you did oo that's a good question I think the first thing that I properly met people at we did do you know the Wembley cops the first Wembley cop videos you think isue about the wemble cop basically it was a bunch of YouTubers that got to play a football match at Wembley the first of like the big football charity matches like what Sid men do now yeah so it was like the first one of those but no people in the stadium no it was played and the video came out like a month after it was played it wasn't live streamed all right okay and the first time that I actually went and filmed one of these episodes that sort of built it up it's like the first time I went over to London to film and I met like um Spencer FC and Manny who are all these like FIFA football YouTubers yeah man you know we know come on we're boys we're BLS be player as I know him yeah very true and yeah that was probably the the first first big person I'd met no jokes please D I thought was coming my way the first realiz human that you met fantastic whoa you guys are so big what the hell London scared me and now like if you would have been able to see yourself like now back then do you think that you the old hair [ __ ] sake actually this pretty much was my old hair because I very much had a hobbit hair era in school cuz curly hair wasn't cool back 12 13 years ago wait that brings me to it so it is now yeah but you've got kly hair you dumb F what you on about brude sorry sorry big headed boy but you don't Fu very often a yes not oh bless him um what were people's reaction at school did you get like made fun of where people like I don't know how I didn't get bullied is basically how L people do a lot of like of course we had Anastasia on and she got like picked on like purely Bed arounder YouTube videos I mean I think I was in the era where no one had really like it wasn't oh that's embarrassing she's trying to be a YouTuber it was like before that was a thing everyone was like what the [ __ ] is going on here as soon as people could see that you actually getting views or money it was like what so I think people were more kind of intrigued but I watch back my old videos and they're so bad some of the the puns and jokes and I try and make are just horrific but all of old YouTubers though I see I'm raised by andb my God and it's like shut the [ __ ] up I mean yeah I don't think he was quite that yeah no no no but like it was more just oh my God message yeah that came waiting naturally yeah so I kind of got away with it I think in a school because I was cuz I was quite sporty and played football and my videos are kind of football as well it's kind of just an extension of what you were already doing it's not like you have this secret weird hobby that people make fun of and it wasn't like uh it wasn't like I was doing Chubby Bunny challenges you know was like loser loser things like that do Chubby Bunny challeng do not look to the left hand side of your but um yeah it was it was very much like I I think I escaped people obviously took the piss of course not in like a mean way but then you just say mate I've literally packed messy kind of it was friends really that the piss the most so and all friends are going to do that you could like wear a new hat and you'll be called like weird hat boy for the day or something like that those comments still get into you yeah Max gets told he looks like he's wearing a hat we I too get destroyed for my haircut what do you just look like you're wearing a hat all time no so I've had a series of very bad haircuts and um people compare my hair to a hat because it always looks like slightly different and it's just generally across the board bad so doesn't make me feel great about myself what's that even mean confused honestly it became like a f similar to like what happened to your ex like in her comments that would be me like I would sorry sorry no like in my comments I will post anything and people will be like oh Max's hat looks different here and it's just me like and and running jokes funny first one wasn't faded very well I don't think which is why it looked like it was a hat yeah and I made one video responding to it this is like over a year ago and then loads of Tik Tok accounts got made that were called like Max's hat official Max's like Max's weekend hat Max's Tuesday hat like literally hundreds of different accounts oh my God and they would post edits of me with like different haircuts on them like there was one where it was like a picture of me like in um The Club Penguin like universe and it was like my head and then I'd like go to a shop and buy this like selection of hats and then they'd come on to me yeah people got very creative um what happened to the Granddad comments they also know why that so then yeah people would also refer to me as a grand ATL like saying that I'm old I don't know where that came about to be honest with you but then there was like the those two like hatred squads combined oh God and they became like at Max's Grandad hat Max's like literally like at Max's elderly hat official like the weirdest accounts and I just had to roll with it I was like you know what this is great but I actually don't know where it came from though other and still to this day like they just comment saying I've got a hat on and I don't get it but I enjoy it have you thought about muting hat and because then I wouldn't have any comments on my I need the interaction then my career would fail um sorry to him nice to segue speaking of different eras oh um [ __ ] I've got uh obviously you've only seen Chris in his most recent era is this the photos that you got some previous ear of Christopher and M life has been kind to me I've had some like I think when I was making my FIFA and Nerf videos I like it coincided with a deep dive in school popularity oh god um did you I feel like can I make predictions yeah right so you said that you have good eyesight CU obviously you're a pilot so you didn't have glasses no um good predic smile I you didn't have braces no I'm joking no I feel like you had braces you you didn't have glasses I feel like you would have had like long hair I'm picturing like a sweeping Fringe do you know the ones where people constantly had to like do that to get it out of their face um and we the same height that you are now just came out the wound usually the High babies at no but some as this as the I was I was small in school right you were smaller okay I feel like I don't know did you I feel like you had freck TOS uh and he's lost them yeah what oh yeah [ __ ] I don't know yeah you're you're wrong with the hair had eyebrows had you had a big scar you got a nose scar on the face that's the face oils that one fire o you some sort of vage at point oh my God that was a witch what the [ __ ] was that no yeah you're wrong with the hair never had a Bieber Fringe what about skin head Justin Bieber for people these days Beaver fridge no that just the beaver teeth yeah you don't really there be teeth he's got nice teeth yeah eventually congrats on the teeth brother I did have braces had braces for well I do you do you want me to hold my yeah right okay wait wait let me see first well this is is that a real smile oh no oh that that has to be the one of me that might be Wembley cup I feel like your if it is that's not my worst as well if you yeah that's wemble cup that's that's not me at my worst are you trying to smile there or doing doing like a right okay I get you I feel like you don't even look like you I wouldn't even that's wild so that's I got a jaw line about the age of I puberty hit out about 20 it was I had one year where honestly it was it was lovely that's quiff and Brace and then that's oh okay that looks more like quiff no brace that's gel soir that's the the page you can see where the virginity goes that's a good pick and then he he really entered his uh [ __ ] boy era [ __ ] with uh oh for [ __ ] sake Chris Chris md6 Pack hero was is that your sister uh yes just was she in your videos a lot uh yeah she was she was like a goalkeeper in a videos Bas yeah so this was an ERA where Chris just constantly found an excuse to F to get take his top off and it hasn't ended and then these are the most recent eras we've got look this is Chris with beard and Qui oh okay and then I think this was a screenshot of an edit of the first this is current ERA yeah that was I think an insta story beard looks Ginger there it is a little bit Ginger yeah it don't really look it in there if it goes like particularly long if I grow facial hair mine's Ginger really yeah so I don't ER are we liking the most um can I try to rate them in age I like this one I'm guessing youngest next youngest kind of next youngest then that well yeah they're in order yeah I think told you that as well as they came out what's your favorite what do you mean what's my favorite what you what you want me to rate oh yeah you looked really good when you were 14 years old that's definitely my favorite 19 19 that's me at 19 are you taking a piss uh no that one the w we up that's 19 that's not 19 yes no it's not this is what I mean puberty hit when I was 20 I'm not Chris that is wild I genuinely would have said 14 yeah that is mental that's why me life has been kind to me that is crazy you have changed so much yeah what that's not even the worst I looked as well like there when I was 18 19 I went on a Euro trip at 18 and I was just like I feel so bad for any female that has to look at me you know cuz like you just feel like is this what a mindset jeez betterhelp.com all right oh my God but full braces you know spots looking like a 14y old I do have to ask Chris in the in the Heyday of your FIFA era yeah how much hair product did you put in yeah too much maybe there was there was a lot accompanied by like the same length hair on the side I didn't go CHR MD Ear didn't get I've got my phone if you want sure I mean it' be plased all over the Internet easy enough to find these days what is the ear he's had his ears pinned back really uh yes oh yeah you can kind of tell now no like because like they go fued up one of them so this one they did properly that one's not quite I mean they don't I would never know unless you told me though obviously but now it's just blatantly obvious horribly disig um right this is my fa ear how can they yeah no do they like actually put like the doctor just follows you around for a couple weeks just like just put a really tight hat on do they pin it back as in like there's metal in your head no they like cut out the cartilage from the back of your ears and then Stitch it push your ears and Stitch it together oh wow there is D that's mad you'll enjoy this right okay I'm ready I'm not sure you are I have better photos than this as well right so this was me pre two a operations oh yeah scared is it they are wow did your parents I assume parents took that photo yeah did they take that knowing that that is the reason because yeah that's why the photo was take they're kind of elfish aren't they yeah they were very like they weren't in a normal way that like people's ears are sort of biggest in the middle big big at the top that's crazy that is wild might worthwhile operation oh yeah tell me about but I had it year seven and year eight actually so quite young as well yeah I think my parents would [ __ ] get no this girl this girl in help that is mad any other plastic surgery on the horizon tits no no no Double D is on the way that's pretty good if you ever have to resort to only fans that's a pretty good that's almost worth starting only that's really good how much m you could ear on only fans me yeah God I dread to think because you could so [ __ ] yeah you would you would earn so much even was it bad baby do you know that like um person who did she broke the record for earning the most in a day from really making an only fans and it was somewhat like 20 million in a day some people get oh insane like I mean can't can't name shame but yeah women have to deal with the male side of the population but like men so [ __ ] stupid yeah they're so horny it's ridiculous and also like what I found out recently is that the vast majority of the time when they like direct message them on only fans it's a company that they've employed that just rep mess quid for the message yeah damn so that they don't so much money have G to waste down the drain but yeah like what a wild CH chat gbt whole time that that would be such a fun job Arthur could do that and you wouldn't know it could actually be him the exclamation at the end of every message Arthur messages us like he's met us for the first time last like it's a brand deal it's so weird really yeah like you'll say like I'll come over at 7:00 and he'll be like okay on our way exclamation mark it's like what it's like just very subtle he gives that VI though he gives that Vibe no I think you could clean up on only fans thanks yeah would be would you ever like let's say something horrific happens you demolish your career in a way that is like unrecoverable just did s Sunday yeah nice so when that video comes out did not go well but like you had nothing more to give like you you you've disgraced yourself so heavily you can't get a normal job because they'll do one background search on you and they won't hire you okay so it's got to be did kids do yeah yeah yeah um that's the content sorted for the only F no oh no would would you do it K George would you do it as like just like a a last minute like right I'll go for it I mean if everybody already word this correctly yeah if everybody's already found out then I if it's out there I was going to say if everybody's already like made their judgment up on me but like it's I mean there still would be some people that just want to see you nakers yeah but no I as in I mean I wouldn't care about then the backlash or like the comments about it controversy because I've already got all those comments yeah cuz you're already at the bottom of the barrel yeah that makes I just yeah I mean and I feel like it can be quite empowering like if somebody does and know like we had El Brook on didn't we and like her talking about it it was quite interesting because I feel like before I'd met her cuz i' never met anybody who done only fans like you kind of have this idea of like you know it's like porn which it is obviously but like seen that I don't know you I have this idea kind of that like a lot of women in porn are kind of of doing it as like a a last resort and like that they maybe would rather be doing something else she was like this is the best job ever like she was like smashing it earn so much money tons more than any of us yeah literally I I wonder how much you could earn like a month if you actually did it properly I know do you have to do I Reon you I reckon he could get how do you go without [ __ ] what not not not not you you ask go go go on the cleans XX just just a for without Co do it you you post the thing ised people can only see it once they've paid so scam there's been scams do you not remember when Bella Thorn is it the girl who was with yeah she used to date T Mo yeah she was called Bella Thorn and she got sued by loads of people because she was like I'm doing this allegedly I actually don't know if this is I'm remember this correctly alleged alleged allegedly um B she was basically saying like oh come come over to my bedly she she was like come over to my only fans and like I've made this only fans and then it was just like selfies of her or something like that so then loads of people sued because they were like you've kind of sold us something that didn't exist I mean she said it was nudes but yeah I don't know but but lots there's lots of different versions of it there's like fanous and stuff where it's just literally not nudes as well it's just like bikini photos really all right okay oh wow I'll have to get on that then any bikinis I can wear out there that would be George I reckon you could earn like 50 Grand a month are you trying to convince me to do like Trisha Peters I know for a fact cuz I used to um like watch her podcast that she used do the Frenemies one she would get over a million dollars a month from only fans over a million a mon I've got way better than like that is wild to think about I can't even imagine hey this brings us onto a nice uh segue oh into Christopher Michael Dixon it's a little game of date me or mate me oh we'll give you a dick doer a YouTuber and you say if you'd like to make them a date or a mate okay or if you hate them you we can add a third categ okay or castrate do not breed um up first GK Barry um I I don't know much about them interacted with her I I I really my knowledge is terrible about I've heard the name a lot but I I genuinely don't even know what they look like so what they look like I'm I'm loving this I I don't so you're going to date her or mate her um mate yeah for life no as you want to mate uh Tennessee o well I feel like getting sloppy seconds from Danny aens is a horrible thing so I think it would have to be mat wouldn't it unine all those beard hairs oh God man come on she [Laughter] shapes obviously she's a very attractive lady and you know Danny's done very well for she's actually stunning I saw some pictures of her the other day and I was like oh my God I mean how long can it last right um is this is this the person whoever yeah well right okay Bambino Becky o it's a good question actually I I think Becky is a very funny person I think she would be really fun to be in a relationship with um what would I say but then she is like a bit of an alcoholic as well at time feel like that would be problem destructive Tendencies Bambino Becky Bambino I like that no call that but no I I I think mate with Becky she's she's just mate with Becky no come on we've made the joke already yeah I I think she's just too like wh yeah yeah yeah that makes sense just next one off the cuff just whatever you oh Shannon I knew that was going to be there uh no we have stayed very good mates after breaking up so that is good and how can I just ask about that because how have you managed do that like what advice would you give because I feel like every single time doesn't return his schs that's not why no but like I feel like every time that I have broken up with somebody I like struggle to like in my mind it always just gets a bit sour like and I can't imagine how it is when you're both in the public eye and people like like you say your fans are like like on it 24/7 like get intense so like if that was happening how do you manage to between the two of you just keep it I mean I I think cuz it's being a six year relationship and like it being a good standard of relationship as you are lit bests out so when we broke up we literally didn't speak to each other for from pretty much the day except for Logistics of like are you around here can I come get my stuff we didn't speak for three months W and then at that point we met up after 3 months and since then we've just kind of had like monthly meetups that's such a mature way to deal it was literally the best because you can't keep speaking to each other as friends and just take the Romantic side out of a relationship work so after I mean it still didn't feel like normal until maybe like s or eight months but iend how long you're going out with something for but yeah I think we did a very good it was a very good way of doing it where you kind of after the 3 months emotions were sort of out of it to a certain degree and you didn't when meeting up with them it wasn't like you just naturally went straight back into kind of feeling like you're mhm you're in a relationship with them again or whatever it was like it felt like meeting up with a best friend that you haven't seen for a while and it's that's really rare as well especially in like social media World it becomes like like this is not clickbait but here's why this person's a [ __ ] like and then people make videos about it and it like goes on and on whereas like I've not heard anything from either of you other than just like oh it's really amicable and it's really great well it's like I think it when you start dating you don't think about the fact that you could literally be best friends with someone live with them and it just like if you're just not right for each other it just doesn't work out and like your best friend just essentially dies it's crazy but um I think that's what we were trying to avoid we were like we go certain months but then like I still speak to her family and her mom she still speaks to my family and stuff so I think that's a really good method of like right let's have like a period of time where we just don't speed and then we can both go off like deal with it whatever we want and then come back when we're both ready to be more amicable that is very good I've been very lucky with it I think like shanon's been so um she's kind of dealt with with it very well as well especially considering the comments yeah yes it would been so easy for her just be [ __ ] this yeah yeah but yeah like I I think it also puts you in a very good situation after that because after breaking up with a long-term relationship your standards are cuz you're like after I've gone through all of that when you know next time I get into like or or the next time I get into a really serious relationship it I'm not just going to [ __ ] get into the first thing that comes along yeah it's not got long left Bess no bless not cool man that you're looking for a serious relationship or are you like right I've been with someone for six years I just want to kind of have easy breezy whatever happens I think I'm always I'm I'm like a very hopeless romantic at heart so like a pretty much my [ __ ] up g bo head shot no I god um like pretty much my life goal is to like find the person that I want to spend it with so go on then sticking edit on it [ __ ] hell yeah God so I think I'm yeah at a point where I'm I won't kind of date anyone if I'm not like there's a chance that they're the one that makes sense that makes sense yeah nice answer man yeah very nice answer anyone watching just hit me off my [ __ ] shag we actually have a majority women that watch this really yeah it is but they are also majority under 18 years old God right next one next um I going to switch it up Chloe Burrows your studio is actually next to us right next to us that's YouTuber talk for oh they still the game oh for [ __ ] S I thought we moved on from that okay fantastic um dat Ora data or Mata um well I don't know her at all really but I would say as an attractive woman dat her I think yeah cool yeah she's very just across the hallway man yeah not really okay in the work environment but you know stop that podcast that HR office something to say about it um I don't know if those names are actually that enjoyable to ask I don't know who they are so you may as well sorry there's no last names on these so I don't know who just name Shannon literally just said Becky before and I was like I'm assuming we me bambo there's only one Becky the next name is Karina so obviously you know oh Karina cop oh her who wouldn't date her oh I even know her oh yeah she's one that's like proper Rich from only fans as well oh yeah know like yeah like did you know as well yeah Theo Baker played a game of beer Pawn against H once really yeah genuinely what was the what was the for shave your head is the one that you that you did oh my God I saw that clip literally yesterday I feel so awful yeah that's that is hor but like imagine me though like I was genuine like saying it and he's just playing me on like yeah yeah carry on carry on and then I'm looking at Callum and callum's like trying to he's like he's my uncle and then you're like he's your uncle what oh wait that threw me off so bad then you in the video he says that's how willing he is to believe that he's not our age oh you were having this whole time even up until now yeah he thought it was genuinely like he he said snapshot eye over and over again and then and then drilled it really drilled at home by saying is that not just snapshot eye with a filter to remove the hair right but you have to understand you have to understand that all of these people the majority of the people that had shown in this game were people that George didn't know personally so I felt like oh I can just be like like giving my raw opinions of this person then cut to is's like oh no like i' I've met this guy so many times he's actually really nice like all this [ __ ] and I was like well I've just slated his entire new year did he is so lovely a but also like gives out a fair amount of abuse so oh fair enough though have a similar thing in the Freezy video where you asked oh you know the video I did where it was one versus 100 also actually I hav mention this yet G Frozen he's did you see this you know it was one YouTuber versus 100 models pipe he's changed it to one virgin versus 100 models seriously without saying anything thumbnail still says one YouTuber that is so funny not cool after a few evenings just hearing about flat Antics he decided yeah I think I can call it that this works anyway yeah Chris did one is the point I was making there yeah and halfway through so they had a video from Theo um with they asked a few of my friends to sort of like try and sell me as a date to them so they sort of like said about my best traits and stuff and I paused the video of Theo and I was like can I just have a quick whip around how old do you think he is and it was 35 to th to 40 so what did I say I said like 4 yeah so you aren't a million miles Theo is going to have such a good time in about 10 years when we all start going through that era do you know what I mean he's going to be an old wheelchair yeah might dead by them but his his you know he's got very fragile hips like he is yeah but he's with the actually has a really good body like he's really mus like he actually could be he's any of us in a physique he's a hunky boy these days in any physical challenge yeah back the well yeah that's where did that even come from I don't know oh Karina oh yeah oh yeah yeah sorry I was saying yeah they they played B so have you met like many of the big American influencers none of them no I would say no uh I mean no uh Mr Beast the Noah YouTubers that come to yeah who was also really lovely no Noah oh Noah be claim they got a bit of a history you met shed no you've not we didn't oh my God I would be so jealous I think that Nock is one of the most beautiful people in the entire world and he also seems really lovely that was my exper mate okay so before one of the sideon charity matches I saw him play some football on Twitter i' seen like a couple of clips of him playing football and turned up to a side men shoe and S you know everyone sat around and JJ goes like cuz they were clearly talking about how good Noah was and they went Chris do you think you're better at football than Noah backck and I was like yeah like all he all I've seen him do is few past on Twi like yeah obviously and [ __ ] side plus cameras there just capturing everything instantly goes up on Tik Tok the next day and then there's this whole chrismd versus NOC debate and he's like he was on call to become Pro he's so much better than me I literally I saw the first Tik to come up saw people were like debating it and then I looked up and I was like I've made such mistak he's like so much better than to be fair I would not assume that he was like on track to be Pro or anything off he like scholarships to come over to Europe and stuff didn't he get offered something off the back of soccer a uh I'm pretty sure I that yeah cuz you know soccer a where all like the celebs and and stuff he got asked to play in that and everyone was like well he looks like one of the pros like he's just controlling the game it was insane even he played it the last one and like he was sick as well oh my I mean Chris obviously is very scared of the his play style uh what does that mean what's a play style there was a clip in the sideway match where I like was dribbling with the ball and Noah was running behind me and obviously this was like as the whole chmd versus Noah debate happening so people were people were like very much watching this under the microscope and there's a clip where like it zooms in and he's faster than me stronger than me so I see that he's going to get the ball so I'm like I'll just kind of like totally abandon the ball and get back in position and it cuts just at that exact moment so it cuts in you just see me like just walk away from the ball essentially just let him have it with no contention on the ball it looks so bad like a 50/50 and then Chris see to get the ball and runs off I didn't even notice it was him at the time but it looks like I've just gone he seem so nice so his um my parents are teachers and his parents are teachers and they spoke so much at that game and they're like the the coach left without them and so my parents and his parents were like the only two family there and they got on like my parents stuck with Noah's family for like the entire evening I like the entire evening I was like probably speaking to him and his family more than most other UK YouTubers he's going to be next Christmas idea yeah he's going to be taking everything from you you're going to be trying car for turkey okay let me get that for you Chris just everything is there he reaches it before you you run off he just seems like such a well-rounded individual oh yeah and he was so nice I just had like really no clue of the beef as well between me and him totally some people that it's just like it's actually unfair that you exist because you shouldn't be that good at that that that and be incredibly attractive a model that get up football like like oh no if you're out there right here man I would literally leave who said that than sorry yeah yeah we love you Noah any any more names you want to throw into the mix um I'm trying to think who else so have you met Mr Beast I have is he nice he also yeah he um oh you're in a video he blocked me for three hours um on Twitter for a while um cuz he sent me a message after the no it was before the Cyber match cuz he was recording the did this last to what's it called last to remove hand like jet oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I saw that the last person take the hand off of jet take the hand off jet won it basically and he invited me to be in that video but it was before the match and he sent me a message saying like we're doing this video next day uh after the soccer match do you want to be in it I didn't say yes I just replied back like with an asterisk like football and then he blocks me for 3 hours and I was like well that's a bit of an opportunity missed I suppose and then he unblocked me and he was like you actually want to be in the video please yeah I oh how far did you get uh we took off oh my God I remember what happened we we're about 12 hours in to putting our hand on the Jet and we we moved around to inside the plane and we all sat down there was I think six of us left started with 15 and we all had our hands on the side of the plane I had to be on the interior and I'm just talking to him and I just like lift my hand up and start gesturing as I'm talking and like he just goes oh and I was like haven't you like just taken off it literally like 30 seconds after we taken off and they' said to us right like guys now is a good time to get if you if you're going to leave like we're about to go somewhere for about 3 4 hours you probably want to get knocked out now rather than when we take off and it was literally as we [ __ ] took off in the air and I just took my hand off cuz I forgot about it it was and I was like mentally I'm not going to break I I can it'll be my body thats me in this challeng in oh my God that is so upsetting who won it in the end Harry has he still got the private jet then he he he he got two M off that video like that is crazy you um remember his name his YouTube name go on you got this there's someone called Harry paniro that's not him no very very similar okay oh is it hurry from the Sideburn that is his full name no what no it's not no that is that that's not his name YouTube name no oh what it's oh is it like the one that's like C yeah oh oh [ __ ] me he he code he calls it all he calls all they're all like yours is kind of cod KSI is code yes literally cold it's a Halo clown actually right oh my God Harry does it have the word Harry in it no no is it HED no no but how do we know who he is then why is he being an imposter mental right oh my God oh my God right oh my God YouTube knowledge is terrible I know it is I know right so he is oh my it's literally on the tip of my brain I swear to God is it is it something like it's a thing isn't it it's like a thing there's someone called all right name name one member of the siden that isn't him and it would jog my memory two three a another one KSI o no what's Co jizzel what's Ethan's name Bazinga right yes so it's somewhat like that not really actually you know it is just another c a long version of it and then there's a short version of it I'm not going to get it and you're going to tell it me and I'm going to read it hate myself go on tell it it starts with a w and it rhymes with door war no war war veteran three syllables three syllables starts with row row oh Ro to shore yeah yeah nice nice man see that's not actually that's reced first time I said it to me I was I went with like but I think I've spoken it's speak about a ski trip I was like he was like oh who went so I was like Harry like rode to Shaw and he went did he I didn't know what he meant I was like what the [ __ ] you about cuz when you take when you take it oh no it's will n e that I think is full code yeah but that's literally his name basically he just copied me yes oh my God yeah of course but NE e is Lenny that's I like it it's good nice work you should have done some a bit more fun just George clar but the reason why all of us did is cuz back in the day you couldn't make your YouTube name as your actual name you could have a space in it so had to be a code oh I didn't know that's why you've got KSI W Nock uh yeah I think is it yeah that's why yeah and then you had these these wankers like Joe sug and Casper Lee he was actually thatch of Joe he was thatch Joe but as if um wow Joe Weller yeah that's one who didn't have it all as one is that the guy who does um cooler uh Fitness videos the guy of now what's he called Joe Wix I'm thinking of oh my [ __ ] god that is horrific oh my God I was thinking like he was helping LS in lockdown yeah shout out Jay well man oh God loved you on this morning oh I thinking he's always on those swimming Joe wixon is exploring abandoned haunted houses right those Series right last one last one in the game alphaba do you know much about alphaba know who that is right see so way you're making fun of my lack of YouTube knowledge you don't know who alphaba is yeah you tell him Max bet feel really small right now don't you um oh [ __ ] that wasn't even intentional I didn't even intend that joke what I really oh there we go there we go what I like is that you didn't know a person who's part of the siden and has 16 million subscribers on his own account and you talking somebody goes live on Tik Tok I've heard the name yeah well that's that's about as much as it just say just say smash or pass what is it or me I think I've I think I might have met her really I think I have really did you get with it no you would remember it if you did yeah I was also in a relationship at the time so but no you're not yeah well I don't know what they look like so it's quite difficult if you show me a photo I'll be able to tell you if I know who they are let me yeah could do um let me I hate it when you like speak with a slight smile and there's clearly some hidden joke that I'm not getting no I doesn't sound like something I do the internet is I'm not talking about Al is that a Dude Perfect t-shirt uh no it's actually a palace t-shirt like Dude Perfect The Crystal Palace wee I would have had so much more respect if that was a dude perfect t-shirt no it's uh actually uh got it in the cman video once did you yeah and this is a useless clothing jumper available now at the useless hotline.com um this is Alaba have you not seen her no I have not met her have you not Oh I thought that was an immediate no to date or mate oh no obviously not would you dat date or mate yes obviously I date her you date alphaba just say that so CH that that is quite a good photo of her to be fair but that that what's happening right now what what's the secret info I don't like pranks I'm not about that live thanks man anyway um just putting it on record that Chris MDW day alphabet thank you for saying that out loud thank you um right okay what do right well that concludes dayt to matate well done well done come on um and then you've got one last little game I did it I wrote a game down but I realized I didn't find the things to measure I thought this was a really funny game in my head but I'm just going to explain and the brackets as well I said I was going to do a game of are these things taller or smaller than you going to do them on the accumulative height and then in brackets I just put 12 cumber and sausages Etc what I don't know how long that would be how how well a a sausage can be however long you want it to be yeah but length of cumber and sausage usually not as thick as a cumbin sausage actually it's probably about the same isn't it yeah I think so surely they don't have oh 20 in is a length of oh no that's that's a CO coiled one yeah the proper krian sausages of the coil G where are you from by the way jersey in the Chan Island same as oh wait yeah that's what you met I was going to say whoa that's a mad coincidence no way if you met he just went on a like big old TW big old Tre to school went to the same one but he still lived in London every day got the ferry over did you ever get a boner on a on a surfboard oh no oh that was that's one of my f that's probably the best story that came out of I Bea trips so [ __ ] funny best no oh god oh I didn't like that right extra information I don't feel they need to dulge okay well some should remain private well to be fair it's not actually that bad to dulge there was Mr Hill no there there was just uh two females present the whole when he told that story that we we' only just met really yeah yeah and he was telling us for the first time as well was brilliant oh my God and they were just s there like what is going on yeah I'm not surprised enjoyable you you could see see the fear in their eyes tends to happen what was he like in school oh yeah honestly he was really popular in school early on like around year seven he was literally like the probably one of the most popular kids in our year really in what way in a way of like everyone fancied him or in a way of like everyone liked he was very attractive around like year eight yeah but you know needs needs The Fringe these days he's had his hey day oh bless him yeah there's some nicknames in um like where I'm from that people called like I had a friend that was called Josh but we called him Lenny because he was like Lenny from of my oh those are my favorite nicknames but then it's like stuck and then everyone then knows him as Lenny and people forget that his actual name is Josh M the funniest ones are when they're about like the most stupid [ __ ] and they're like abusive ones Theo's got a story about like a girl that was at his school and there was a seagull with a broken leg and so she like took it into the reception to be like the seagull's got a broken leg can we call rspca and then she was just called seagull shagger for the rest of her for the rest of her school years like by everyone there there's a kid at our school who when he was in my year I know quite well actually when he was getting changed someone just like saw one of his testicles like hanging out his boxes and he was just called saggy balls for the enti and like his name just became sags like be like everyone just like sags come over here genuinely his name I remember there was this boy in Primary School do you know when you used to like do swimming lessons as a school like in Primary School um and we've got he just joined our school in like year four and then he we we got dressed for um like swimming lessons and then had them got dressed back in our uniform and somehow he had his full boxes on trousers on and everything but his [ __ ] was was like coming out of his flies and he didn't notice and then everyone isn't it it was so mad I remember like one of my friends poed out to me and we're like we're stood to like get back on the bus how does he not know that his [ __ ] is out and then everyone called him wiie boy and then he left that school you would and then you in here say the name didn't you yeah I did yes it's good stuff yeah my parents have a friend called flap and I've asked my mom why he's called flap and she won't tell me it's very easy yeah and I don't really want to know flap flap and don't that just sound so disgusting and they'll say it casually like oh have you asked flap and I'm like flap my mate from home's got like so many nicknames like he's he's the one in the group that gets bullied but like it just knows that that's his role so just like fully accepts itess um but yeah so just anything that sounds remotely just negative we could just yell and he'll turn around his name's his his name we call him pwan his name is Olie call him puss why what what's the clever on funny just is it just sounds me call him puss and he turn around he like he loves it does he love it then yeah no but then one day he was like oh can I change my nickname so we were like yeah go on then um and he was like what do you want it to be he was oh something cool like hurricane oh no oh you don't help yourself do you but then but then he said hurricane weirdly so I just went oh hurricane it is then T him Harry such cute little ring leader George so funny bullying everyone bless we've I've got a friend who we call um whose nickname was Jupiter for a while cuz he's got an ass that's as big as Jupiter's moon said and now it's just his name is jupes um that's quite it's quite sweet cool yeah jupes sounds quite cute it's quite cool yeah and you can replace it with the word you in any song so you can you know sing any sort of it's all about yeah all it's all about we also just replaced the word Jude with J yeah that's actually wrong but yeah um right okay well I feel like we've covered a lot of ground and um I just want to say mive when he does triple jump oh too soon sorry too soon thank you um I want to ask you one more question now before we go okay obviously you've accomplished so much but what is your next goal moving forward good football terminology as yeah good nice thank you goal my next goal is genuinely to manage to upload a main Channel video every 3 weeks that's what I want because everything that I'm doing at the moment the sort of production team and editing team that we're building is all based around being able to upload a bit more okay bit boring but no no no that makes sense where sorry side question off the back of that final question um you obviously have like employees on you and everything have you ever had to fire someone and how was that were you good at it well I don't think anyone would be good at it the first some people I feel quite brutal I think I'm quite emotionless it was just after the shanon thing so he he's got his practice under the work it's not me it's you cuz I would that's the wrong way around I would really struggle with that I think yeah there's been a couple of people but I think you just have to I like you just got to be honest with people that's what you get in a work environment it's business baby yeah I I think it's quite human any tips to like maybe hire someone that's uh fire someone that's like underperforming show like General lack of hygiene um taking too much of the revenue for what they're offering 1 million per um just like I would have like um sort of like behavioral meetings and you could have targets for them to hit so you know maybe say something funny every podcast would be one okay um start turning up in actual clothes and Dude Perfect apparel right take your invisaline off before we start filming and you sat next to me find a a size head that can fit in camera sh give me a kiss on the cheek once a week yeah just shag one of us that makes sense okay then with those deep pool blue something like yeah something along those lines all right well if a shaging is not going to be deep oh my God and on that note well thank you so much Chris no worries it's been a long time coming you've been highly requesting and I think that it's been a great time you have lots of female views we both know that's not true 5% of our Audi have been highly requested you um thank you so much and no worries thanks thanks for having me yeah and do you want to let them know what they can do if they like it get [ __ ] uh no you can hit that like button subscribe ring that Bell if you want to be notified every time we upload but if you are listening you shall download it R Us five star s listen listen to us all the time and what else that sounds all right do you have like a YouTuber sign off that you do yeah what's up guys see you in the next one no it's not you I was say what's up guys goodbye guys very short video he's in his Tik Tok era it's just to wake people up after he fallen asleep at the end of videos um what did I used to say night I'd go thanks for watching guys uh and I'll see you in the next one a that's cute original well thanks for watching guys and we'll see you in the next no I didn't do the gun fingers that's not that's not me it was kind of like a like a bit of a like like a salute but I never really knew what I was doing thanks for watching thanks for watching guys and if you have a dilemma that you would like to send in to the useless hotline please do so via our email um careful the angle that one please s the useless hotline what is it it's like I'm watching JoJo rabbit again and that all for to this the useless hotline podcast at gmail.com and thanks a lot guys bye

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