Arthur Hill and George Clarke decide who the worst flatmate is and make Arthur's mum drink PRIME

on today's episode of Mommy's boy I rank my roommates George Clark is a very giggly boy I discuss who I've been on the most dates with and I discuss getting spit roasted by my housemates it's mommy's hello and welcome to Mommy's boy with me Arthur Hill and my adorable and rambunctious hey rambun yeah who wrote that Jack what noisy and lacking in Restraint or discipline oh I'm not no you're not God fire him my adorable and no rambun peaceful calming yeah that mother Lisa say hello Mom hello Mom good oh hello sorry who was that deep down I've always been a Mommy's boy heart and in this oh it's going well so far and in this weekly I get to spend some quality time with Mom and receive some much needed advice that only a mother can give but sometimes mom needs help too Tik Tok social media viral videos celebrities these are all things which my poor mom just can't go a head around so I'm here to help her before this modern world leaves her behind God you're good to me not only will I help her unravel the mysteries of Youth and bring her into the digital age but I'll also be making Lisa's motherly wisdom available to all of you as well well done Arthur you didn't shut up so if you're in need of advice or even just have a question or story that you're desperate for AR's mom to read slide into our DMS on socials at Mommy boy pod or send us a message or even a voice note to WhatsApp on 0782 013 837 and no matter what the issue I will ask her in a feature I like to call mom can we talk oh cue the bloody the oh no the theme already happened oh has it oh yeah welcome back pardon welcome back welcome back to my house yeah tce you've come back again I know it's amazing I liked it so much the first time at what point am I acknowledged for being be quiet you're not hear not at any point um sorry who is this weirdo keeps we've got we've got we've got my housemate here woo George that's who he is George Clark George clar George clarky Clark hey guys hey George um are you a Mommy's boy um my messages wouldn't say so not that I just abuse her online as in my I don't message her a lot but I am a Mommy's boy I would say well why don't you message her a lot George I've just got too many women in the WhatsApp it's hard to oh it's hard to sift through them but your mommy is your most important woman she is she is the woman yes um so give us some I need to tell her that more often yeah you do I did message her yesterday nice but what did you say oh no so you're a Mommy's boy but she's correct it's not nice so apologies mom she's not a boy's mommy hey she's not no George might be a Mommy's boy but she's [ __ ] a boy's mommy yeah know that sounds a bit weird do you think Mom would beat your mom in a fight on the way so on the way here yes you were you in a bad mood oh dear you posted about it on Instagram which is we should applaud oh I know she girl she's # active on the gram um and you said you're having a bad day please send help # go goals # Go goat notg going well yes good use of hashtag I'm sure they've got loads of go not going well I have no idea about hashtag people to try and cheer you up in the comments and I haven't read these so we'll see by the way you know for context she's wearing a weed hat nice the weed hat I bought her of course look very very silly yeah the woman sitting opposite me did look at me like I was a little bit mad the did you actually wear that the way up just for the picture okay I was going to say and can I just ask a question is it legal to Vape on trains um no opposite me was VAP and I was like oh not me they tried to find me for it they probably saw you in the weeda and thought they'd be okay I couldn't believe it yeah anyway okay now I know Lisa this hat and scarf combo is top tier that's ridiculous I'm sending you oh cuz you said did you say send help I said send help that Chloe has said help is on the way me I'm help oh thanks Chloe I'm sending you all of the help in me oh serving ear oh yeah yes Lisa Winkle that pinkle pardon don't know Winkle that pinkle maybe she's German what does that mean Winkle thatle that pinkle no I don't think the accent changes much Winkle that pinkle no I think read it again yes Lisa Winkle that pinkle you sure it doesn't say Winkle that Pinker pinkle Wickers no Winkle pick are you sure it doesn't have an extra paragraph Afters that you forgot no no we CU on a shut up George on a on a previous on a previous podcast we talked about Winkle Pickers oh we did of course we did think somebody say knew I recognize that yeah obviously Winkle yeah Winkle Pickers right right right anyway you make my days better Lisa a a Lisa is giving just giving yeah just giving just giving this my just giving page yeah I knew always remember you are the goat mother is mothering in hard fashion slay always listening to these I realize I hate our generation who I love my fans well you have to you've only got a few that's that's we will just have we will have fun around it yeah well yeah Chris gets home then we go okay sorry Chris do we have fun or are we just mean to each other oh I hope you have fun no there was it right at the start when we moved in together me and George were never mean to each other no in our old house I've never been no I wouldn't say I've actually ever been mean to no well except just now you B no camera you finished with bedroom you did say something mean the other day George he very giggly he's very giggly isn't he like a girl gigg like a girl doesn't it no you are what you not good at this that sentence you said something about George God this is way back that he says something something Scottish before he oh yeah the Muk oh the Muk still going oh you say much not really not a lot anymore it's it's just fun to sort of throw it in there when people CC still happens oh cupcake oh that was it MC cupcakes no no no no yeah McDonald I see them they had the American branch of McDonald's I was like we want them over here no M cupcakes quy cupcakes qu it's a Brooklyn 99 reference is quy cupcakes is it okay interesting You' lost me now yeah carry on wait no but I was saying me and George you know we were never in our old place we're not mean we lived in harmony has that changed Chris Chris Chris is we we Chris is quite a mean guy man syndrome yeah oh he's very yeah but like in an endearing he's been at the old time yeah there Chris he's been on the island the old time what do you think um right yeah and um you know there was there was a sort of hostile there was a sort of alpha an alpha thing going on you know setting the dominance of the household yeah was it like The Lion King was it like Pride lands in it really was we were on all fours naked were you growling at each other okay you should see his M I think really don't want to feel a bit queasy right yeah but okay that sort now there's just occasional digs you know that were never there before yeah occasional digs and enough full time digs yeah digs in your dig have to laugh just appreciate it yeah good excellent you dig it good reference yeah oh yeah yeah um but anyway anyway this is going to be giggly um we just have fun yeah me and me and by the way you're you're look at me with your judging eyes my judging eyes yes yes oh don't mess with me Georgie boy oh maybe maybe the mom fight will have to happen Misfits undercard Misfits oh God what me and his mama Misfits now no there's a there's a boxing oh like influencer boxing oh is there but you could be the the headline I really don't like boxing no as in I don't like would you do it would you do it for 100 grand would you box George's mom no for how long are the rounds six six rounds ofout power inhumane yeah it is yeah oh God I'm doing a lot of this my head's going to fall off Christ um Lisa over here um question on the boxing here with Sky Sports News um no no anyway yeah no I think it's inhumane I think it's a horrible sport but I can understand how when when it's human on human yeah can stupid question it's a bloody horrible thing to do but I can understand how you could get really kind of into it sadly I did love a bit of Rocky so I can understand it but I don't like it can you do your best Rocky impression and now you're Rocky he just warming up for it well that's all he does isn't he don't know that's more like a Minecraft zombie oh was it well give me a line what does he say well the what's the Adrian Adrian there are I was better than yours again well I think it probably was it ain't how hard your head pardon it ain't how hard your head you like how you head what are you doing cont this be getting someone canel it well actually it's probably a bit unkind very true but I did like what Sylvester alone yeah he was cool was he's still still alive isn't he I know but I don't think he's very cool now like Sophia now she's 80 isn't sexy he's divorced now is he Sylvester's still me yet oh boom boom boom boom do you remember we I that just reminded me yeah we met B brush we met Basel brush oh my God and we got his hand up his was M really the whole childhood Ru Michael Windsor I knew him was he your um boom doctor hey what what you knew him oh I see I didn't know him like that no he was an actor and I knew him yeah he I don't know if it was him but it was a it was not a good show wasn't what we thought oh you were an and then it was really weird it was like it was all like weird and like he was reading out like 50 Shades of Gray what Basel brush oh no that's not and George had to dance oh that's not right I had to like say a line was really weird cuz they were um cuz I was just filming I'm an influencer um so I was I was film I didn't want to ask wonder what he did so I was filming Arthur as he got up on stage um because I thought that was really funny got picked randomly by it wasn't because they knew who we were and then um and then they were like oh you you're uh you over there filming you get back on stage as well so I was like oh this is a bit and you just had to answer some questions they then said like put played some like sex music and made me start dancing oh God I'm not sure if it was sexy music I just have that effect on music it just makes it seem sexy does it I'd quite like to see these news later but then it was a crowd of they were like we thought it would be people our age who'd like grown up with buzzel brush and then because it was the adult show but it was like 40 50 year olds I see but they were all just chanting me to take the clothes off oh stop it Buzz of brush so I I had to did you did you did you no I didn't of course he didn't I didn't know it was a nobody ever told me it was a Basel brush adult show oh yeah didn't know up his ass himely then we got a picture of with him did you but then we just like saw the guy behind the desk it was horrible my whole childhood shattered oh I loved Basel I thought always thought he was real he he did he didn't hit the same oh you cold hands I've always got cold hands I think I might have rain rain ards is that what it's called yeah it's something when you just always have cold things cuz my clothes weren't wet from your extremities your clothes were wet they were not wet there there's no way they could have been wet well all right H defensive cross the line you crossing the line and your mom always has cold hands I think it's just an age thing then and not that I'm suggesting your mom's old but I mean she's going to be of a certain age how old is your mom um I'm not going to reveal her age for a because I don't know it no do you know when her birthday is yep oh good big time good second of November second of November okay a long way every year yeah every year Goodness Me Lu year lucky girl it's mommy's so George what is it that you actually do um what do I do I know I should know cuz you're my son's flatmate and I know you've got loads of followers and you do something because stop it stop it now and lots of girls think you're really Gorge and apparently they thirst no and they thirst after you God apparently well that's what somebody said who told me that who tell you that I don't know Charlotte no she's just guessing I don't know I'm just guessing it's how I'm feeling at this moment told you um steady he's very giggly isn't he I know do anything with him so yeah what do you do I make silly little videos no really yeah but I I wouldn't be able to pinpoint what exactly I I mean I do whereas off as you could be oh you do you started off doing like sketch sort of videos and like just I I feel like I've just sort of gone for everything and just hoped for the best yeah like I've done sketchy style things I've done Vlogs just chat to the camera about something that's on my mind that day that I thought was quite funny right just random bits and Bobs and it's generally funny is it the stuff you do well I I'm I'm starting to think maybe not may I me is that the aim is is yeah that's the aim comedy is your thing yeah I I like to think as an attempt at comedy is the way I describe it at comedy yes okay and is this mainly on um the Tik Tok or YouTube originated on the Tik Tok right uh but now we've sort of made pilgrimage over to the tube have we yeah um okay and I'm not it's a something I'm not proud of but like why no as in I I get more views now on YouTube than I do on Tik toks okay so like I'm like I don't understand how that happen I now I now don't understand Tik Tok well you can join me on that one yes I don't understand anything no okay so I will have to look you up I've said that about all our guests and so far I haven't looked up any of them even Arthur TV even Arthur TV haven't looked him up never look him up only if you're interested in N Day Fiance true well that's the thing I'm not really no I mean how can that be a what video would you what video would you recommend to Mom George oh yes of of your she had one video I can watch my way home on the train what could I look up YouTube Court I'd say is a good one YouTube court because Mom will know what that's about she'll know the controversies in that will she okay then what's a better one that well I don't know um I do think drama that is pretty much what it is is it basically the idea was that me Arthur and some other people came together and I assigned them all a like a cancel from somebody in the internet so say oh okay so say Logan Paul who's created Prime had a previous controversy had I got that one I assigned that to Arthur and he had to act as a defense attorney as to why his client was innocent oh and it was quite hard because yeah he filmed a dead body did he yes and now he's making lots of money making [ __ ] drinks he's done pretty well from that's ridiculous isn't it that just goes to show you the state of the world yeah yes okay okay well no I could watch that his defense attorney so what so I looked you up as George George claror George clarky yeah on YouTube don't type in George Clark otherwise an architect comes up that's boring yeah clarky with a Y yes at the end not the beginning otherwise it would be e George Clark E I just put people say when they're excited to see me yeah George George Well when there's like no when there's probably he's high on life he's having a nice time always this when I'm on camera I feel and then i' switch it off and go back to being really upset when I'm off oh don't be upset whereas I'm upset all the time I be he doesn't mask it for [Laughter] the George hello what hello what I do remember from when you boys lived together before in the house that I never came to because I wasn't invited um there's a reason he had a be quiet you had a Arthur had rather a strange bathroom by all accounts it was in his room yeah and so on occasion that's why his trousers were we earlier that's probably why is he's used to it getting up and just weing wherever SLE walking it's not used to it um so you apparently used to have to wear in the sink yeah yes and still yet to break the Habit that was going to be my next question you'll not still doing that no I've got a toilet now I'm feeling very lucky lucky boy oh you isn't that nice yeah I miss I miss you coming in well we we actually spend time in the living room now no but you my room used to basically be the living room oh did it yeah true and you had to go into his bedroom in order to get to the in order to shower and shower and think I mean that is quite weird isn't it the clothes were off anyway when I was in there so I just thought might as well hop in the shower it's so ridiculous oh I see oh no I've gone back okay backwards no he's very naughty isn't he no he's he's a naughty boy he's very giggly today he's very very giggly I just have fun I'm me to and so now that you're living here and you have your own bathroom and you can pee in your own toilet oh which is a real you know actually I think that's quite um luxurious is it is yeah um and you've got a great view Etc so yes he does what's it like living with him now that things have kind of settled down and Chris has stopped being nasty no he hasn't no oh he hasn't stopped being nasty okay but is he I mean well so far from what I've seen so far he's definitely not very tidy does he try and keep the communal areas tidy yeah he's he's not tidy in his own space but in the communal space he clears up after himself oh okay oh well that's he's a good boy yes oh that's promising but I think we all do to be honest well good I should think I don't think anyone's worse than anyone here okay cuz we respect each other do you big time yes and but you don't have like staff you don't have a cleaner we we we've had a cleaner twice have you oh because things have got really bad three times but one of them was after the new we had a New Year's party yeah and you know that was a bit M sorry about the lack of invite and I'm not good at that I was I I I kept apologizing yeah know I do apologize my uh family weren't happy about it were they not no no I mean they haven't got any clout so why would I invite them exactly well there is that I mean not important are they you exactly who am I going to tag in the Instagram story you know it's just not worth it is it waste of time um where were we cleaner cleaner oh yes yes and we had one on New Year's Day yes after and I just kept apologizing to her oh did you what for her being there her job I'd be I'm very sorry it was a bit Lang I'm so sorry I'm I'm just so sorry well I think that's quite good yeah Chris um ordered her booked her book ordered her he he ordered her online she arrived the next day um and then she we we didn't expect her to be there at that time until until Chris had already left and then um mess be like oh yeah they're going to be there at 10: oh okay kind of wanted to kind of want to lie yeah um but we turned up and yeah she walk through the door and was just like I'm sorry she's like where do I what should I I'm so sorry oh you had a I'm really sorry I like yeah yes yes we did oh God was it really bad yes I mean it was a sort of usual aftermath of a party I would say why did you think that you hookers lying around still why did you think that you couldn't clear it up I don't think we didn't think that we could have but we thought we'd rather not right yeah couldn't really bother to get through all that no cuz you had a party at christas with his friends yeah I had a I had a friend it was a friends M neither was I yeah friend yeah okay I get it you're not my friend no I realized that oh wow son son yes um and that was really horrible to clean up and that was like half the mess so right okay I said I'm not doing it again raw got to clean up what was that other word Dutty Dutty yeah it was Dutty it was Dutty mess that was Dutty mess Dutty mess a love that word yeah proper Dutty was also I I've had a few awkward interactions with strangers in this in this his first steps in this I'm a bit cursed here I think who tell um when we were for viewing our viewing of the flat yes um we were met by a very young man who just didn't look like an estate agent like he was Runing like trackies and like I was like this also I think quite importantly uh English wasn't his first language hadn't really mastered it as his second maybe third but he so we didn't get a lot of inter about the place so we just like in the lift going up and I was like this guy can't be he must just be like the intern who's escorting people yes to the build into the building so then we come in and this guy comes out of I think it was no it was out of the washing machine room no the he came out climbed out the washing machine a room a little cupboard room cupbo room and I'm and he's wearing like a shirt and like I I just else the rest was in the wash and I just assumed he was the guy and I was like I literally just immediately like without hesitation oh no I was just like hi nice to meet you Arthur and he was like another man who I think English was and the guy who' got us up the lift was like no no no no no no he's just looking around oh and it was horrible I wanted to curl up and die oh God that's so odd I had a great time though I was in the video in the video that we were taking of The Flash just all of George giggling in the background George I don't ever giggle as well so it's kind of crazy that would come out he does nothing but giggle today he's being fous mother oh I see I'm sorry just a little joke no try about you guys Google giggle to make me giggle so yeah that wasn't fun trying to remember when I last really laughed that's a sad St sound really depressing God does anyone know what happiness feels like it sort of went away at the birth of my first born what was that and then I found out it was twins yeah I've not failed it cried I felt like I had to marry um yeah yeah we uh we figured uh you might be thirsty we've been sent these from our best friend ksbt HD hang on far too many letters there K KSI I got that KSI which stands for knowledge strength and integrity well done so what's the why did he send you these this is his a big fan billionaire because of this drink oh is he yeah glow Berry mhm hydration drink and lemonade oh okay these are taking over the world right now these drinks the kids love them yeah does he make them he makes them personally well not personally but there's a live stream of slaving away get his little Penny on yeah Fu so Prime is his thing Prime is his thing and he makes him with Logan Paul Logan Paul who is obviously the brother Paul yeah don't be silly Logan Paul who is the brother of obviously Paul Hogan yes crocodile D D D D D D Christ crocodile D the brother of who Jake Paul who you obviously will know Jake Paul yeah Jake Paul Greg Paul you must know you must have seen him you're now have I'm doing that again and I'm feeling ill no relation to shaa no no relation to shaa Paul what the hell are you talking about stop it instantly both of you I don't like it Shanda sh you're never coming for dinner my house get let me tell you bring back Arthur TV I haven't seen him said that before no no one's a little Arthur I liked him George doesn't little arur he's four years older than us I know and he looked like a baby how old are you George guess that's that's game isn't it yeah scrap the whole game next 24 good guess oh am I right yeah bloody are you of course your birthday was recently yes a recently 24 recently 24 um so these are nice drinks so I'm going to have I you try both them see what's better yeah at the same time do I drink them out of this glass no no drink them straight from the bottle stra we're drinking from the bottle yeah it's this is the lemonade flavor oh she very lemony it almost smells like lemon sherbets those lovely sweets yeah that'll be the lemon I think God he's funny isn't it funny oh did you forget how to drink did that oh what dis say the jury's out by the expression that's horrible isn't it that's like um lemon sh it no that's like cold Lem siip that's like cold lemon cold LM siip that's horrible I hoping it was going to be fizzy but it's not no lemonade not being fizzy is a bit weird Amer okay no sorry KSI out of 10 two oh my God we move on to GL with my so strong oh that's the strength yeah yeah glueberry anyway I don't I think it's sort of made up made up yeah smells it does could tell you what off I'm really worried that I'm going to laugh when I drink it and spit it out everywhere which would not be pleasant yeah on Old podcast you should be fine it's a very good I prefer that to that that one really prob that it's like sour apple isn't it yeah oh good God yeah it's more like apple juice right but I mean what's the bloody fuss just buy one you just buy a normal one KSI sort yourself out and Logan Paul yeah not the brother of anyone else who is he have you just made him up he's sort of he's very big YouTube internet man in the one of those I don't know they used to be sworn enemies they boxed they boxed each other KSI and Lo Paul three times did they and who and then created this company that has blown up okay who won the bouts KSI won did he win no they twice or three times they drew twice which is okay no they didn't incorrect they drew the first time and then second time KSI won yeah but there was a whole point deduction thing that people were like that's crazy and then they became business partners and it's a billion doll company apparently now well lucky them ridiculous stupid for drinking such tedious things anyway uh now for the ad break this podcast is sponsored by Prime um S I just completely sled that um that yeah my mom's beliefs do not I want to try actually glowry ever tried that's it's not bad it's okay it's just it's okay but I mean it's not I feel like they work best as mixers oh do alol with rum yeah yes I really enjoyed that yeah there you go they're a fail aren't they massive epic fail epic fail epic fail hey guys you fancy a game God yes do you George oh boy do I I love games sorry love games there we go two lies and a truth I feel like I'm third Wheeling sorry uh you're not important no oh sort of yeah hell of an assumption to make though what could it possibly mean uh I'm not going to I'm I'm not don't no you're not don't be mean to my boy what could it poss mean that you're really successful yes I've got three wheels of sucess I don't know what's going on it's mommy's right before we take a break yes let's play the classic game that the nation has fallen in love with um two lies and the truth I'm going to tell you three things yeah about our guest oh George Clark e that's me and you have to guess which is the truth yeah I'll give you the answer in part two okay are you ready yes George is someone who is thirsted a by many and therefore has been George and therefore has been on Plenty of dates oh oh what's wrong with your nose sorry I'm allergic to lies joking but who has George been on the most dates with a oh his last girlfriend oh B his second cousin Mary or see a blowup [Laughter] doll a a is that your answer e no don't be so silly tough one it's a tough one that what is it well I'm bound to get it wrong now well join us in part two and we'll find out the answer for Mom can we talk oh no no no God join us in part two but we'll find out the answer and for Mom can we talk right excellent it's Mommy's boy welcome back hooray we've got some Mone oh I needed that oh it was good wasn't it I really enjoyed a bit more of that glow Berry sorry what I feel do you you do you want to lead it what well I just feel like I keep getting talked over oh sorry oh God he's getting all divish sorry George St we've got some that glow Berry really is good stuff isn't [Laughter] it he's not a moose is he and before the break we were playing two lies and a truth and I asked you you did George is someone who is thirsted upon by many and therefore has been on Plenty of dates plenty plenty but who ha your been on the most dates with a his last girlfriend uhhuh B his second cousin Mary mhm and the a blowup doll okay so um when did you oh when was the unhappy day when you broke up with your last girlfriend George I've tried to erase it from my mind oh sorry bring it up it was before I started Tik Tok oh was it oh quite a while back then not ages ago recently on the come up on Tik Tok no I uh like three years ago maybe oh yeah quite a while I didn't think you'd have well you Haven had a girlfriend in the last three years no what's the matter with you how does that what does that what I N years is well God Arthur what am I to do oh dear you too um all right okay so I'm going then I'm going with your second cousin Mary cuz there's nothing wrong with going out with your second cousin oh no there isn't hang on let's pause on that for a second she wasn't a oh wasn't she oh well in that case do you really believe that well that there's nothing wrong going out with your second cousin you would go out with your second cousin uh I think well give me the name of somebody who i' have to go out with if it was my second cousin what just think of your second cousin I know but I'm not very good at all that family tree stuff and you think I'd know who your second cousin is well then you you need to need to get with so hang you know you're not allowed to do that I'm not good with this family tree stuff am I let to know you're honor I I insane well I'm not sure that there is I don't know I don't the all over the place second cousin that's quite a long way off is no it's not not long enough not long enough no I think you could have be in risk of some ask Google Google know what who mom's second cousin is hey Shi who's my second no legal is it yeah put in is it legal to go out with your second cousin Alexa is it legal to dat your second cousin from reference.com marriage between second cousins is legal in the United States and across the world why not just say worldwide why yeah specify United States and across the world yeah and that's marrying them we were just talking about going for the odink I still think it would be weird right I don't know what the second cousin but he's obviously a bit weird isn't he sorry George I'll take it yeah well you know it's better than me saying I thought it was a blow up doll isn't it yeah it's much better and it's better than me saying I don't know whether it's oh I don't know the answer is a blowup doll oh you're having is a blowup doll you have not yeah you have not georged well why where is it um and I want to see this woman I want to know what she looks like she's she's nice do you actually take her out in public or is it just um no so basically I I lied about the girlfriend thing I I haven't had one or ever no I if I just said that then that would have just cleared that one off immediately so I thought I just had a little bit of mystery you've never had a girlfriend year 10 year 9 10 I could set you up with someone thank you who would you set him up with don't not one of my friends obvious right just you know who would you set them up with well they just might there might be a young lady on my radar who I think might be suitable on your radar what what kind of radar well I've got a bit of a radar I've got a bit of a radar I've got G in mine for you the girl I'm bumping to in the woods sorry and now I've got it sounds like you're describing dogging no no dogging dog walking dog walking bump into into the in the wood yes a fan of of my sons all right now I know you're lying and sorry George can't believe you live with this boy well there might just be somebody I that I might be able to set you up with well thank you but I've got my blow up D it does say George can explain so do you want to explain can he right come on then um basically there's sort of a valve at the bottom that you have to just it doesn't it doesn't come blown up um doesn't it bo bo that was your job yeah you had one job George but anyway she Chloe I should call her Chloe yeah she had a name did she y she's she's not with us anymore oh what happened to her puncture oh very unfortunate did you blow a bit too hard no she no that's no okay there were no holes in it other than the one that you blow there must have been one for the puncture uh well yeah that was you put it in you put it in the wrong hole right thank you that's what I said there's something wrong with this there needs to be a Hole uh and we lost her um no so it was for a Unis social ah um well originally it was where they said uh well it's a wag social so everyone brings their their girlfriend or wife yeah at Uni un uh and I didn't have one so instead of just finding a random girl off the street which is what other people did the street just like accommodation or something um I thought be funny I'll order a blowup doll off Amazon and turn up with that and I sort of put in messages in the chat oh sorry Bo going to be a bit late women and then just turns off with a blowup doll with a dress on from a charity shop she was in it not me yes um and yeah they they found it quite funny sure so much so to the point where um at Uni we celebrated Lent did you not really just gave things up as in not like just not at all how it's meant to be celebrated so everyone gets given like a thing they have to do for the 12 days of lend and mine was going 40 well mine lost 12 we celebrated it really badly you did um and so mine was I had to go on a date with a blow up doll every day and film it and send it into them oh okay good well that's quite fun it was quite fun but I I've feelings or not uh did you do what catch feelings catch feelings what does that mean what like catch a cold catch a what catch feelings like catch feelings for someone really it's not even like slang yes it is like you catch feelings for a guy you've caught feelings there was a song You've created a song There was a song about catching feels and we I thought it was fish to catch fish it sounds like they're saying catch fish yeah okay that all makes perfect sense Catching Feelings is that well I've never that's a ridiculous expression but anyway yeah did you did you fall in love with Chloe um well I sort of fell out of love with her but I really blew her away oh that's good oh he's there all week oh yeah no yeah I lost her and um still got her wig though have you yeah she had hair I gave her hair you gave her hair ni well every woman needs to have hair where did you take her on the dates sorry where did you take her on the dates um we went to where did we go uh one of the dates was uh I just made a nice dinner for us oh nice nice yeah what was other one oh i' made a breakfast and bed for another date lovely we went on went to the park for another one nice what was funny about that I can just imagine what people were like you know watching you jealous h probably was gorgeous what's crazy is we've we've tracked her down CH oh Chloe Chloe here you come darling if only I think I've got the videos somewhere I asked someone to send them to me I don't know if I have actually get on got them I need I'd love to meet her you know the only girl that managed to she's in get George now get George down yeah oh [ __ ] you didn't take the break up well then is that what you normally do put your yeah I literally dumped literally dumped up she's in the recycling bin poor love well okay got that wrong then wow yeah blow up doll blow up doll hey mom who was blow up doll better than a second cousin well now that I know now that I know the actual story of the blowup doll that's better than second cousin but when you first said it it was a bit second trying think who my second cousin is I know I don't know who my second cousin is but I still I can't I don't because I could I couldn't see her face when we were doing stuff at the back of the garden at the party Alexa what is a second cousin second cousin is usually defined as a child of cousin of's oh okay so it would be like you Arthur marrying or going out with Lily well she's 15 she's 18 this month okay she's 18 but I'm not talking about that I'm just saying that's your second cousin so that doesn't seem no that would be horrible I can't imagine doing that say that no not not sorry L um no but like I I think yeah no it's too close right you couldn't say Illy to Lily no I could not say it IL say what Illy Illy I love you I oh oh God do people say Illy do they I I don't think it's something thing people say out loud but just you I've definitely said it before to Chloe yeah um oh Chloe ly no yeah definitely that's a no me it's Mommy's boy um hey Mom yeah can we talk God shall we itchy nose you have haven't you like a little rabbit sitting there um give out a pepper Weir shaped pepper yeah I'm not sure they eat Peppers yeah that was factually inacurate joke not funny anymore I know it's carrots but that didn't well carrots oh there wasn't a carrot there okay no carrots available they mistake Prime um right yes oh my nose shall we dive in to Mom for a bit it seems like it's a a bit about no you're making me go now I think I'm going to sne I don't know he tried to warn us but you can get out in time never oh my God how come on so quick that's crazy feel everybody out sorry sorry oh good that was enjoyable oh God please talk let's talk come on let's get to these question one from Ellie Ellie many how many what marks don't worry you initi like an indulor sort of question one hi Arthur rank your roommates whoa don't do that to us including yourself best oh he does he does do that oh how can you ranking them in what in what um I guess nice nice to live with don't think about it just rank us off okay I'll rank you off quick and hard now thank you stop it um and you where would I rank you off what's the best way to rank I'd go I'd go Chris Chris Chris last oh that's cuz he's not here and he hasn't can't do anything about Al he's not here a lot oh okay right and um so he's number three Thea the yeah Chris three and I've known him a lot less than George a lot less time um right not as intimately and he's already been more mean to me than George was um so Chris say Chris isn't always mean no very true it's it's all it's all it's his way of being nice yeah you know can he's a very good cook and he cooks for us often oh well that's maybe he's not last maybe he's not last oh it's tough I think we're very even I honestly do which is why it's all going suspiciously well a well that's nice i' I'd go I'd go don't honestly know we all have our you have your strength your weaknesses what would you say Georgie boy I couldn't possibly it's like picking between your children is it do you have to do that often yeah it's hard I get them on weekends do you yeah yeah bless them were they are they chlo are they little plastic half plastic half human things a miracle speak about chlo like that sorry sorry yeah that's really boring that I haven't answered that but no but that's quite hard yeah cuz I'll put myself how do you how do you how do you rank yourself exactly let's rank them on best to worst looking that wasn't meant in that I was me is a sincere question was it yeah um right question two from Anon Anon Anon um Hey Arthur Lisa and George oh what do you think the first person to ever hear a parrot talk back to them thought at that moment what that's a good question wow I wonder where that came from in her head or his head so I think this should be impr I think we should do this Improv right I'll be the parot of course you be the person that hears the par right and then you're going to call oh I'm going to call George and tell him and tell him what happened that you've heard of par righty ho okay okay so I'm going into a pet shop am I no let's say no I'm going into a pet shop am I that was that was your line Arthur yeah you well no there wouldn't be phones would there Well I this is all a hyp yeah that's a very good let's assume you're in the jungle you're in the jungle I'm in the jungle cuz you would they wouldn't be in a pet up if they didn't know they could talk I'll just pick up a cut with a string in it yeah yeah yeah do that oh that's a very good idea you're in the jungle you're you're venturing through the Amazon I'm ever so hot in this jungle I'm ever so hot ever so hot what the hell was that what the hell was that what the hell was that my god I think I'm going mad I think I've just heard somebody saying the same thing it was me the power it same or top in the morning to you oh my god I've got to get on the string and the and the um want to get on the string I'm getting on the string telephone now on the George George who's this George sorry hello who's this George oh George it's Lisa who oh for F's sake George it's Lisa Arthur's mother oh how is Arthur he's fine shut up George I heard he's come down with birth blue George George I'm trying to tell you something very very important she trying to tell you something very important oh my God I'm in the jungle and someone's talking in my head like repeating what I'm saying no no it's me the parent can you hear can you hear listen why haven't you looked at me yet look at me I'm on your right why are you refusing to look at me oh who you there with Lisa well I I'm not here with anybody that's the whole point you still haven't looked to me who's that in the background then Lisa what yes who's that I can hear in the background I don't know who it is I can hear I that is in the background where is that coming from oh my God oh my God it's a parrot it's a parrot it's a parrot ask him where he's where the noise is coming from where's that noise coming from oh me par what this parrot that I'm talking to has got lots of different accents George I'm very confused that parrot can do accents yes put him on bgt okay let's wrap it up he says let's wrap it up well he's clearly very well educated in sexual contraception and seen wow nice great why did I have to look at you I I don't you didn't have to look at me it was just like you were saying where was it I was like I'm right in front of you and you're just refusing to look at me do they no not even Peppers oh well I think that was quite accurate do you think that's probably how it happened yeah I think it's exactly how it happened so that's for you Anon yeah who was that oh yeah what a question Anon yeah great question Anon you shouldn't be Aon you should be proud of that how would you actually react to that a parrot she was asking I I don't think that is how I would have reacted was it not no I think I'd just go like well that's mental yeah but that's you sound like me I'm going to name you a clocker two or something a cl cl to oh that wasn't the tea up for the joke as well but that was what would I feel like it I don't know I guess we'll never know we won't ever know um thanks andon I'm very tired from Paige Paige hi Arthur would you ever consider getting spit roasted by George Clark and Arthur TV what spit roasted yes spit roasted what like um is that a colloquialism for something else I wish oh she actually means I would I think what it is is that I would have George or Arthur either side of me as he cooks up some meat yeah and it would be spinning I would be spinning whilst being penetrated oh gross what are you serious by George and Arthur what that's a ridiculous question who is it PA paig go home incredible that that one was not Anonymous and that one is exactly Paige you should be ashamed of yourself for asking such a question well I mean I would consider it don't be ridiculous well I don't know yes you do if you won't go out with your second cousin what I mean that's a lot worse not related to of them hang on yeah what do you mean didn't call me that I didn't call you that no I didn't that I mean that that situation I don't know I we treat him well yeah take him out for dinner first have a spit roast beforehand that'll be you later yeah that would be funny no that's well okay well it's not it's not um it's not a question for me anyway so um which end would you want George just out of just out of curiosity hypothetical um there there's a tricky question for him uh I reckon go uh see even he's finding this difficult I reckon go mouth end so we can just have a nice chat talk about sort of tactics and everything yeah yeah yeah I agree get a bit lonely down the other Road not much conversation I wouldn't trust Arthur behind me though he already talks [ __ ] anyway as it is exactly oh Gody are you guys talking about me over there what are you guys saying over there this reminds me of one of those theories that I have this is sort of like the Paradox of call Little AR TV TV right I mean so I mean I don't know what my answer is to that don't knock it till you try it would you ever consider what was the question I mean I have already considered I guess well you're considering it now um but not without your permission you don't seem too keen on doing very much not keen we could make a video no you could not don't be so ridiculous I spit roasted yeah I spit roasted my housemate that's a banger of a title I it's quite a good title yeah PS you all serve ear oh excellent yeah serve ear serve ear serve ear it's an alternative to serving shh you serve ear yeah yes cuz I won't say that word the other one oh so it's just a different hole I suppose so yeah there you go if you want to put it like that thank you George everyone's a different some of piercings next question yes next question this already seems very exciting from Anon oh not another one another one why are they too why are they too scared to say who they are well maybe it's just short for ran get you Anon hello Arthur and Lisa hi I was hoping you would be able to forward this message to George Clark as he is not so easy to contact oh I liked him on hinge and went on to do a little digging making sure he's not a serial killer and saw your friends with him oh at least I hope so otherwise this would be weird haha what yes it would be all that to say I will be in central London all day Saturday I was hoping he would be free to go out a he can reach me at this number or Instagram or my message on hinge as well God way to play it cool and on well you know so she doesn't know who you are but just found you you found this you found me through matching on hinge and you've gone this far to get she really she really likes you just your average George Clark fan really yeah um what does a man say to that what does a man say to that no sling you up but all day Saturday no unless you're plastic and I can blow you up he's not interested exactly that's actually in my hinge just that line there you are yeah a I don't that's very kind of you thank you for that um but no I'll make sure I get back to you yeah you heard it he said it on camera so he will and on yeah yes a nun shouldn't be having any funny business anyway out of the convent out of the convent yes a none oh oh indeed thanks dear thank you oh we got Lowe's more oh my God blind me oh thanks and sorry to bother if that changes your mind she oh in that case in that case see you at 3:00 she's polite too um from Chelsea oh dirty Chelsea not the sorry just the football club it's an ex of his dirty Chelsea yeah dirty Chelsea and then there's clean Kelsey as uh that's terrible oh come on what are you on Hey Arthur Arthur's mom and George clarky nice one time me and my sister were having an argument and She chased me into the kitchen and cornered me oh I've seen this before have you on PornHub oh stop it get on with it I had nothing else to hand so I threw what was left in the dog's food bowl in her face oh she stopped and looked at me and then was sick all over me oh well any of you like this with your siblings what's the worst argument fight you've ever had with your siblings oh gosh mom you've got sibling I have I don't think we've ever had a stand up R really no I don't think we have interesting no I don't think we have actually uh God that's boring of me isn't it you've never had a row I don't really do rouss no you don't true I really don't all right then shut up George what's that then um you've got a sister I do yeah older sister older sister yeah older sister yeah sister no I do yeah um she is older she's older uh as older sisters are I generally yeah I didn't I didn't think we argued that much we got on quite well like people at school used to be like why do you guys get on so well this is weird that's nice yeah not in a weird way as in no this is weird because second cousin stop kissing on the playground yeah um no we didn't really did we ever do anything bad not really we used to just like we had a song a song when we used to try and um have sleepovers in each other's rooms to try and convince our parents uh would' sing a song together wow and what song was that can you remember it yeah it was an original was it um and it went we love each other ch ch ch we love each other oo ooh oooo and then just sort of repeated seriously yeah big time oh wow yeah so we uh that is vomiting juicing isn't it yeah no it's a bit weird but we used to have yeah and then um we' swap pajamas would you yeah so I used to wear her nice skimpy lingerie uh no we were we were younger no okay yeah so I she weed to my Thomas the Tank Engine SL Spider-Man pajamas and I'd be nighty weird wow don't like how that turned from to weird well oh um great well so that really good um yeah I mean yeah I beat the [ __ ] out of Charlotte oh arur yeah um no I don't think I worst argument I know I don't think know I just gosh we're all just too nice aren't we just too bloody lovely yeah I feel like we did argue and we would fight but like sort of just not play fight yeah I don't remember you ever sort of ready going forward I definitely would have made her cry a few times I think I think I bit my sister once oh God you bitter playfully no it was like uh I can't remember doing it so must have been ages ago obviously it wasn't it wasn't recent it wasn't recent no but then yeah she apparently took it quite well did she I wondered why she had that chunk around yeah turns out turns out it was you tasty um just tast like chicken bit of rabbit nice right final question from denim denim um yeah anino no make that up no yeah just denim I see right not a dilemma just a question I just want to be able to watch the pod that's not a question don't be rude but the full episode is on YouTube now hurah oh what does that mean what are you doing what's a bit what bit what's what's going on what's Happening why am I doing [Music] this this happens at the end of every episode Done George oh god what the hell was that I don't know sorry I don't know why but it was just an announcement the following up the announcement that the full episodes are on YouTube now no not again but George George before we finish up before you go every guest on Mommy's boy has the opportunity to ask me and my mom a question about anything anything is there anything is there anything you'd like to like a lame page on Sunday yeah is there anything you'd like to ask ask George Clark I did have a question I don't want to ruffle any feathers here oh yeah you do I can tell no I actually had quite a nice wholesome one oh okay go on then um what are you guys most proud of each other for oh a it was quite a nice one I think it's quite a nice question question I'm very proud of Arthur for um I can't think of it no I for his music I think he's been very um p no not patient no actually he's not patient at all um I think he's worked really hard at his music and I know that he's you know all the funny stuff is one thing and that's all great and funny um but his music no his music is really really good and he's got a damn good voice yeah and yeah and um actually when he walked out on stage at the Hammer Smith Apollo I was dead proud that's cute and I'm proud that he still wants to know me and his family and his friends yes and he isn't all ay and stupid and up his I'd never forget you Lucy oh you're so funny arth you know he stayed pretty much how he always was yeah and long may that continue that's nice answer I like that that was lovely um well thanks for thanks for yeah come on Arthur out with it I would say um I'm proud of um I'm proud of how you always sort of follow your your gut oh really with things and how you step into new things with a lot of ease you know you've done many different careers I have um you know stopping acting wasn't easy and then you suddenly just become an agent and learn all that very fast and then leave that and then make your own agenty company it's all very brave and then you just learn a whole new thing with the funeral stuff you're good at everything you put your mind to no um that's very kind and yeah thank you for writing that for me Jack um yeah that's what I'd say that's very nice thank you Arthur no worries mom no hey oh whoops well on that wholesome note thank you so much George clarky for coming all the way from your room yes so sweet of you very nice of you it's good to finally meet you properly yeah we've met in the past but not like not proper sit down podcast is what I like most people normal on camera yeah um so thank you George thank you mother for coming this way again um my humble home um and you know feel free to come for dinner and bring a Hoover whenever and dry my damp clothes dry your Dam clothes Goodbye Oh bye but always remember oh listen and watch yes and properly watch all of the episode the whole damn episode kind of scary every Wednesday and if you're in need of advice or even just have a question of sto of of or story that you are desperate for my mom to read slide into the DMS on socials at Mommy's boy pod or give me a massage on WhatsApp on 0782 013 837 and no matter what the issue I will ask her yes goodbye goodbye goodbye George Cheerio bye toodle pip it's Mommy's boy

Channel: Mummys Boy Podcast with Arthur Hill

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Keywords: Mummys Boy Podcast, Arthur Hill, Podcast, Comedy, Mother and Son, George Clarke, George Clarkey

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Length: 69min 31sec (4171 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 14 2024