Cholo Poetry

hey what's going on chica okay so I saw you from the distance and [ __ ] and I I just wanted to read you a poem that I wrote for you oh [ __ ] yeah it goes like this oh what a surprise that I am here with you I just thought my photos because I ain't no fool seeing you and not saying hello is like not drinking beer when eating tacos that's just not me I ain't that guy I couldn't resist girl I had to say hi I hope that you think I'm as sexy as you give me more time cuz the last seconds flew what's your name I'm scrappy that's what they call me the streets at least and I'm sayin yeah it's really cool do you wanna hang out sometime oh sure that's the way I like them though what I'm saying do you you can bring them to you know we can get weird and [ __ ] don't ya hell yeah girl [ __ ] only if I think a girl's beautiful and she knows really nice thank you thank you very much [ __ ] I mean I'm in the studio [ __ ] every now and then I'm saying I come here to work and [ __ ] but I come from Phoenix Phoenix what's up hey we'll take it easy girl I go try on someone else what's up fools so I know you don't know me but I just wrote you something I was over there aside from the distance I was wondering if I could come recite it to you wrote you a poem [ __ ] it goes for now I'm a stranger the future may be different I came to see if you're a girl of my interest now that I'm here it's not hard to tell that I'd go the distance for you even through hell that's that I don't know you but [ __ ] give me a chance and I won't be embarrassed if you ask me to dance unless my own vatos were to give me a glance I flee like my cousin's would jump in the fence oh it's been girl [ __ ] [Music] thank you my name's scrappy I cannot believe what I see with my eyes I'm a die-hard romantic although in disguise girl this is just my appearance because I am a thug but there's no need to fear me I am full of hugs give me a chance and I'll show you our love will never be a husband or was I speak the truth I learned it in the streets come to my house or there'll be a feast and like 12 cousins what's what's your name my name's scrappy nice to meet you [ __ ] you remind me of a girl I saw in a vision that's what inspired me to break out of prison now I'm on the run but a G never hides we can rob banks together just like Bonnie and Clyde our path to the good life is a straight as an arrow my only two loves will be you into narrower what you think what's your name they call me scrappy listen up chica my name is scrappy if you were my girl it'd make a G happy catch me in the streets or the studio rapping but coming home to you is where the real magic happens I can picture a future with do with my chica come sit on the beach and we could drink margaritas you look like an angel you must have a halo your body reminds me of the late 90s JLo so you got a number or something snapchat are you talking about them we've only back [ __ ] so I can slide until the ends nonsense good Nemo see of course every night you want to hang out sometime do you have a snapchat what do you use a lot of this [ __ ] what's your Instagram girl you write it down what is it we'll get ready tonight there were you four Michiko what a lady wanna hang out sometime oh [ __ ] I didn't see that foxy lady were there it's your mother she and I almost read her the poem do you guys want to hang out together or something do you like a number or something yeah I'll catch you later [ __ ] that was great I uh I play I play this crappy the cello for my youtube channel we're doing a video today called cholo love poems oh no you just have to agree to being in the video on video that's it thank you so much you guys are okay to think in the video all of you absolutely okay well thank you so much it's so nice to meet you thank you thank you ladies hey I just wanna let you know too I actually play this character for my for my YouTube in my Facebook channel I'm doing a video I mean they're all pre-written I'm sure like seven of them well I picked out of all the seven that I wrote I picked that one for you but my camera is there no I'm just like I write pre wrote these leaks yeah of course I did I actually have a YouTube channel I play this character and I'm doing this video called cholo recites love poems on the you know on the beach it's a part - I've done this before actually no no we just get candid camera shots like it I wasn't like pranking you it's just interesting you know just get your reactions oh oh yeah absolutely it came from the heart it really did yeah listen up chica I actually wrote you a poem and [ __ ] yeah thank you thank you what's your name hi my name is scrappy it's nice to meet you [ __ ] of course it is why would I lie of course you did I would never lie about something like that you are will you be my baby as long well it depends on the poem right it goes like that it goes like this mmm we're now I'm a stranger the future may be different I came to see if you're a girl of my interest now that I'm here it's not hard to tell that I'd go the distance for you even through health that's that I don't know you but she give me a chance and I won't be embarrassed if you ask me to dance unless Milan vatos were there to give me a glance I'd flee like my cousins were hopping the fence how'd you think so we wanna hang out sometime or what you rolling a joint hell yeah I wanna hang out then see it I'm talking about what are you going what I did [ __ ] oh you're Canadian the one you're so nice not a thing oh what a surprise that I am here with you i dis all my bottles cuz I ain't no fool seeing you and not saying hello is like not drinking beer when eating tacos that's just not me I ain't that guy I couldn't resist girl I had to say hi I hope that you think I am as sexy as you give me more time because these last seconds flew so what's your name Hilda they call me scrappy are you from this [ __ ] all that [ __ ] or do you have a snapchat you wanna hang out Oh is he around oh okay thank God [ __ ] so what's that snapchat Oh Alicia what is it I I do I'd make youtube videos I mean this is a character I play I'm actually going around reading love poems to women yeah no no I actually just have like multiple different ones and I just I'm just reading them well no it's really really we just make people laugh like you know we do funny humor and stuff like that Arizona like everything I told you was real like my name is Quan yeah I was born in that's my that's the character's name but my real name is Juan yeah if I okay if you're in our video then just this the when I read when I read the poem to you okay well it was a pleasure to meet you it's but the YouTube channel is called that was epic that's all one word that was epic yeah yeah yes yeah thank you have a great day hey Gila okay now you're really cool I'm actually making a video called chill I'm Cho low love poems I actually do a character for my YouTube channel and I'm I wrote a few different poems and I'm just like reading them and stuff the girls on the beach I just thought you're perfect if you were sitting alone and stuff you know so thank ya hey also um this is a character I play for my youtube channel I'm doing a video called cello recites love poems to girls my camera is right there we just saw you here and it was just like a prize just thought it was like a perfect situation because yeah yeah it's just right there you like have it on the side so you can't see it you know but I just wrote like seven different poems and we're just kind of reciting them it could be but is that kulfi in our video just when I was reading the poem to you oh you can that's like illegal of course I won't put that in of course I won't thank you so much and sorry to bother you all you didn't yogurt take it easy I'm making a video called cello love poems is that cool G in our video awesome well it's nice to meet you thank you so much you too so bro here on the beach oh my god in Seattle right yeah yeah dude yeah and then I saw you here before too right I I literally see you all the time it's so random I have no idea I haven't even filmed in LA for a minute like a while yes actually yeah that last time I saw you it's so funny we're just doing cello love poems today yeah dude was dope to see you again bro yeah cholo love poems I did it like two years ago about mr. trying to make a better one better version yeah I did I'll see you later thank you hey let's go on chica what's your name hi - scrappy so listen I saw you from the distance I wrote you a poem I did it goes mhm listen up chica my name is scrappy if you were my girl it'd make a G happy catch me in the streets or in the studio rapping but coming home with you is where the real magic happens I can picture a future with you as my chica we could sit on the beach and drink margaritas you look like an angel you must have a halo your body reminds me of the late 90s JLo don't hang out sometime or what course girl I'm a writer she I write poems all the time machine on San Blas scripted this one for you me for you do you have a snapchat or something Oh around here I'll read it to him here's a cool first thing okay I'll catch you later hopefully yes you all see you later for sure okay hey I actually I make funny I I this is a character I play actually I'm doing making a video called cholo love poems so I basically I wrote like a bunch of different poems I'm just reciting them to women on the beach my camera is right there yeah it's okay is that okay for in our video okay well thank you so much just nice to meet you that uh YouTube and Facebook the channels called that was epic yes I'll see you later thank you

Channel: ThatWasEpic

Views: 1,663,220

Rating: 4.9516497 out of 5

Keywords: epic, prank, hilarious, pickup, girls, cholo, thatwasepic, scrappy the cholo, cholo love poems

Id: P3TfzrJ7nOk

Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 27 2019