Charlie Gets Arrested To Hit on Judge | Two and a Half Men

yeah hi can I speak to judge Linda Harris please Charlie Harper yes again all right fine put me through the voicemail begging a judge won't get you out of jury duty believe me I've tried quiet yeah hi Linda it's Charlie again I just want you to know that this will be my last message I figure three is a charm four is a restraining order look who I'm telling anyway I know we didn't get off on the right foot but that's just because I'm not used to spending time with such a remarkable accomplished woman keep shoveling and it's true I've lived a certain kind of life up until now I'm not saying that I'm proud of it but I'm not ashamed of it either why else would you videotape most of it I'm begging you so if you want to call me back call me back if not well have a nice life but it' be a nicer life if you called me well I never thought I'd see Charlie Harper on his knees you know figuratively can we please talk about me in the first person what's this broad goth that's so special a brain what are you going to do with a brain it doesn't matter she'll never call me oh don't talk like that just because she's smart and successful doesn't mean she's not damaged enough to go out with you thanks baa that means a lot where you going I don't know some place where the bottles are full and the women are empty and the skies are not cloudy all day $50 fine time served call the next case case number 127-72 please tell me you did not get yourself arrested just so you could see me um you got me Char what am I going to do with you have dinner with me otherwise we're looking at a Crim spree here all right one dinner now step back yes ma'am how do you plead guilty your honor is this a first offense yes your honor all right $500 fine $500 last time last time thank you your honor next case case number 12708 Heidi Jones charged with solicitation hey [Music] Charlie

Channel: Two and a Half Men

Views: 140,983

Keywords: twoandahalfmen, tv, funny, two and a half men, jon crier, charlie sheen

Id: RpDz2umxPjA

Length: 3min 35sec (215 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2024