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[Music] Carolina hello Lamont I thought I heard you son yeah I heard you too lii huh nothing just grab that box of bottles and don't touch what's on the front seat what did I just say you say don't touch what's on the front seat then don't touch it don't touch it don't touch it well what's in it you'll see didn't I tell never mind well I E you what were you doing in there man preparing for another concert tour you and Fat Domino you just go on and on don't you g monetti what a talent what a gift and all in them 10 dirty little fingers you talking about huh and I'm talking about you sitting around me all day getting your jollies on that piano while I'm out there in that jungle slaving my guts out now that's what I'm talking about go get me the funnel now listen get the funnel I mean are you running this Joiner aren't you now if you done retire just tell me I mean that's okay just let me know and I find you one of them old folks homes where you can sit around all day playing checkers and eating grits you you finished yeah just about one of these days I'm going to split this joint man cuz I'm getting sick and tired doing all the work around here while you play that piano let me tell you something boy I wasn't playing that piano I was cleaning that piano that's the best thing we got in the place and I want to keep it looking good and I do run this joint and I work just as hard as you do maybe harder uhhuh I do go see if we got any bourbon up there sorting ranging selling bourbon coordinate that's what I do I'll coordinate here I coordinate everything in here oh wow say lont what does your old man do well my old man is a coordinator in a junkyard I got to get out of here this is ridiculous why are you always talking about leaving if you just be patient I'll be gone soon and all this will be yours are you serious do you think I'm going to stay in this ridiculous business all my life I'm going on the bigger better things like what like like ship building ship building yeah that's right ship building with what I know about Iron and Steel man I could become a millionaire just like that Greek cat that marry Jackie Kennedy and you know something he started out poor just like me only one different what's that he started out of [Applause] Greek hey what's happening R what's up Co Bree hey don't call me Pops hey R you you look very hit buddy yeah Jack and these are just my sluming clothes yeah I saw a suit like that in the pawn shop over in the slum wrong pop pops this suit was tailor made by gentleman's Taylor all right yeah wait till the gentleman find out his suit's [Applause] missing all I know is that you didn't get no work done around here pop and you're still not going to get nothing done cuz here comes your friend Bubba to waste some more of your time hi Bubba hi Fred hi Lamont what's up Bubba Fred I don't know how to ask you this well go ahead Bubba I mean go ahead and ask well man I'm broke could you let me have five bucks you CAU me at a bad time Bubba I got it you know I did a dumb thing this morning I put my last $10 on a number thought I had a sure thing mhm you see I dream I was trimming Christmas trees that's 374 right could have won $6,000 $6,000 well Fred thanks for the five hey wait a minute Bubba you have to know what number came out today the one on riding a bus and Train 219 that's it 219 did you hear that did you hear that you remember I was telling you about my dream 219 dummy I just put 10 bucks on last $6,000 now yeah yeah Bubba had a dream too oh you call that a dream anybody dream about trimming Christmas tree in September is a born loser if I have bet five bucks I'd have $33,000 okay pop $3,000 if I just bet $3 I had $1,800 all right if I listen to you I wouldn't have nothing but I didn't listen to you I bet a dollar and won 600 bucks six big ones [Applause] all right that's it I do not allow visitors of the opposite sex after 11:00 p.m. what kind of place you think I'm running here well just a minute that means you miss out you just can't come busting in here telling people what to do oh yes I can did you read the rules of the house well the rules of the house clearly state that there will be no visitors after 11 p.m. no visitors of the opposite sex well I paid you the rent not anymore lover boy well just a sister you can't come in here spitting off my camera get her darene darene hey now as you sandwich I'm going [Applause] upstairs go to room get him out of here just relax pop now relax now that's only Chico that's Julio's goat he won't hurt you don't tell me I know all about goats and that's a kill a goat look at him look at him he's in that attack position Don't Go Near him Don't Go Near him you TI your head off pop Chico wouldn't hurt a fly I'm not worried if you heard a fly I'm worried if you heard a old man so killer goat huh look at this hello Chico see that pop Hey Hey listen at them they both understand the same Lang hey Sor huh you and [Music] elot right a [Applause] a who is it it's me Frank granny let yourself in granny door's open I just thought I stopped by since I was passing this way to check you out a good gooly W what's wrong what's wrong with you you look like you half dead I'm a little sick grny that's why I the doctor come in a little while ago what did he say was wrong with you he said too much to me but he talked to Lamont out in the yard and I'm sure he told Lamont the truth that's why he came in here acting weird and and he tried to be nice to me I think I think it's the big one this time BR I think the big one is sneaking up on me well I hope not Fred you one of the few Live friends I got left W L W L Jackson died last week oh no what was wrong with him I don't know he just dropped dead at the bar hadn't been drinking but an hour and he was only 64 younger than you yeah I guess I'm living on B time and LaMont knows it too see you can tell when your kids start treating your nice like that no no way he's at now out buying a black suit no gry he's upstairs making up the bed so I can go up there and get some rest and gry I know if I go up them stairs I ain't coming back down no more Oh They'll have to bring it down for the funeral [Applause] pray no dummy I'm talking about a Li and besid what you doing talking to me like that for I'm friend of your I I I'm sorry Fred I wasn't thinking say say where did you say the pain was all around in here you don't have a bad stiffness in your back do you yeah right between my shoulder blad why gr what's that mean you got the same symptoms my cousin Charles had oh what did he take for his last [Applause] breath [Music] Uncle woodro can I come in Lamont you already did oh thanks Lamont who is it Lamont it's Uncle woodro who uncle woodroe that's what I thought you [Applause] said say Grady what are you doing your father left me in charge and he said if your uncle woodro came around that I was to hide the booze from Woody to wineo I don't want to drink gredy you don't no no that's not what's on my mind I I got trouble trouble yeah well what well come over here sit down and take your hat off and tell me about it Uncle Woody and and hey man what you doing with a suitcase you going somewhere yeah I'm going somewhere you're out there kick me out of the house what did she do catch you coming out of one of them massage P again Grady now go ahead Uncle Woody tell me what happened man see I was out all night drinking and celebrating and when I got home this morning Esther had to sit all my clothes out in this suit and wouldn't let me in well well what were you celebrating our 27th wedding anniversary alone yeah uncle uncle Woody why didn't you take onesta celebrating with you now cuz Esther's idea of having a good time is staying at home watching Reverend Ike on television well it looks like you in the dog house this time Uncle Woody what you plan on doing I don't know yet guess I just have to stay here a while oh no nope nope nope what do you mean nope nope nope one of the things your father said was no borders and I'm very sorry Woody I don't know why I came over here guess it was fate that brought me to your door and I guess it's greated it's going to take you out the door stop now now look Uncle Woody you just sit here and make yourself comfortable and we're going to go in there and make some coffee all right okay get over in the kitchen yeah just don't get too comfortable telling my relative that's my Rel you know what your father said every time I say come in here now what's the matter with you gry Woody's my favorite uncle we just can't throw him out in the street your father said that he didn't want any any wios in this house and I happen to know that Woody is the wo king of Watts all right so so let let us assume that he's going to stay here where is he going to sleep he can sleep in my room and you sleep with me oh no I heard about them toenails all right I'll sleep on the sofa you satisfied all right all right but tomorrow Woody's got to go lock me out of my own house after 20 something years can you imagine say look here Uncle Woody say look here man we done talked about it and it be cool if you stay here until you get everything straighten out at home I'm going go upstairs and fix up my room and you can sleep there all right oh thank you Lon thank you and thank you too gry bless you both now I can breathe easy well just don't breathe my way uh say gr I I was thinking uh would it be possible to uh get a little shot of something just a little tidy from my body you know that body is so shotty it don't need no tidy now look you you don't understand great now what if you'd been married to EST for 27 years and then all of a sudden no it's all over and no more EST what would you do huh I celebra and get drunk all right come on you can have a little T I'll do it thank you uh would you believe I never used to drink before I married Esther you know what I hate to tell you this but you had to be drunk to marry Esther I'm serious Grady now listen I I love that woman it was love at first sight now I know you was drunk drunk on the wine of love I I love that woman pretty I love her and I miss her already too woody woody please don't do that well there they are the bill collectors have arrived well I don't feel that way you know what my left hand is itching and that's a sure sign of money honest my left hand lied to me hello Lon how you doing anesty oh I'm just fine mind except for these broken down knees and this crick in my back spots in front of my eyes blood pressurizing other than that I'm just fine Esther what do you tell people when you sick how are you friend well I ain't half As Dead As you if I felt like you and look like you I'd go down to Forest Law cemetery and hang around while [Applause] would you like a cup of coffee onest thank you okay yeah squeeze out a few of them grounds son might have another cup left down night again hrey you were a dead beat the day my sister married you and you still a dead beat today this n now you know good and well the day I married your sister I was loaded yeah you was loaded all right you were so drunk you fell on the preacher but I had to get drunk to look at your ugly family don't you talk about my family I'll talk about your family listen for years people going around saying black is beautiful they took one look at your family say hold [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] everything oh

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Length: 16min 3sec (963 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 26 2024