Cave Johnson Announcer Pack

we've been waiting here for like two hours what is going on I don't know is anyone in there hello hello [Music] uh hi what what can we do for you hey which one of you goons wants to have a meeting at 6 30 in the morning of course they're firing us okay they're firing calm down they're not gonna fire us no it's fine Mr Newell called you in today concerning last year's Gabe new omega kills pack okay yeah they're gonna fire us okay mostly you but listen I have a zero money I spent every penny painting out the car I sold the house I needed to make it the naked acts another time you listen to me all right I don't give a [ __ ] whether you're naked or not I'm gonna get us out of this okay okay I got you girl all right back all right all right listen here Gabe and if you so much as think about firing us I'm gonna pluck every last hair out of that giant beard of yours and burn this building down with you in it do you understand what I'm telling you friend no no it's not a package deal all right you want to fire I'm cool foreign that's why this year he would like to record a follow-up to his greatest success his Mega kill pack but this time it's going to be recorded by you two oh oh that's great all right that's good that's good okay your time scripts personally written by Mr Newell himself on your respective stools all right one for Casey and one for Jack yeah it's actually Jake knows that though we've worked together a lot of times your name's Jack what you're changing her name to Jack listen this guy's [ __ ] crazy all right last year I was the taste tester for pet food for pet food but now I'm the VP and my name is [ __ ] Gary Gary all right so listen just just happy that your new name starts with the same letter okay could I please be Karen I don't know does the script say your name's Carrie it no it doesn't no it doesn't okay you guys are doing great keep up the good work [ __ ] let's start recording now First Blood vast implications into the law thanks double kill dab on those haters hello oh yeah no no none of that stop that monster kill is this what you guys want because I'll give you what you want Gabe is this what you want because I could do more a lot more he hates it First Blood let's do that one but with no teeth okay Unstoppable oh my God this is awful are you guys liking any of this because we both know it's not working I think everybody knows it's not working be cool man Unstoppable foreign [Music] [Music] just as long even for them I'll take a look hey how much longer are you guys gonna be Gabe Gary oh my God oh my God he's dead duh oh no hey did you look inside his pockets yet oh okay going uh straight to the Looting yeah why not pretty standard ah this tracks of course gee money oh Gabe Gabe it's Casey and slacks we were just calling it check in on the status of the Casey and slacks announcer pack remember what the uh the Casey and slacks announcer fact you know that thing yeah locked us in here four years ago to do right that was Garbo [Music] Gary's fixing that right oh uh uh Gabe I don't I don't know how to tell you this but uh not again Gary bring me the potato phone Gabe Gabe Gabe Johnson here founder and CEO of Aperture Science welcome to this phone call hey man it's g-fat oh okay Gabe Newall I saved your life in nam right right right right yeah yeah yeah choking on a hot dog that was a dark day what can I do for you I'm calling in a favor sounds ominous I'm in what's going on nobody's talking are we still talking because I got a hot dog cooking okay I'm hanging up now in three two bye bye [Music]

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Length: 6min 21sec (381 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 29 2022