Castlevania II: Simon's Quest | Nintendo Switch First Playthrough

what's going on guys how you doing how are you hope you're well we're playing a doozy today i need to turn my phone down simon's quest i've never played this never fully played it never tried hard to beat it i have played maybe the first two castles and because this is an rpg it's an rpg action rpg we're gonna treat it like an rpg i'm gonna play this like i play rpgs there's gonna be some grinding there's gonna be lots of talking to people because this game is insanely poorly translated very poor translation so it's like trying to beat this on your own is dumb i don't think you can you need a guide i'm not using a guide right now but that doesn't mean i won't later that doesn't mean i won't accept hints later because i'll probably need them also this song is freaking banging my tango by the way who do we got here doug just got the stage four rondo of blood today was the day you finally beat the minute tour nice good job my man julian of course hello welcome welcome steve what's up nintendo yeah i know about the nintendo power issue kyle hello pinto hello once we got 240 no way i won't beat this unless i already know what to do i know that the couple stupid things like uh crouching in front of the cliff and crap like that you're only here for a bit james no problem thank you so much for hanging out james i you know i appreciate it about a wonderful day so far i woke up i started the stream i chilled a little bit and now i'm here so can't complain i'm alive i'm breathing we're all here we get to we get to hang out together i'm playing this on the nintendo switch on the classic classic castlevania collection it was funny as bad as the game this is supposed to be i think i have more copies of this game than any other game i have this copy on the collection i have it on my nes classic and i have the physical copy um for my nes i have this three times over playing with me all right very cool man yeah i hope uh i hope we do well then geez i've done that before that's actually fun to play with streamers oh man all right so here's a couple things about this game it's got great graphics for a nintendo game great music one of the best castlevania soundtracks in all the games what's going on gameplay how you doing okay so like i said treating this like an rpg i'm talking to everybody come here also because i'm playing this on the switch i'm using my 8-bit dough adapter with my snes classic controller i'm not using the joy cons i'm not using pro controller we're going old school we're using the snes style stuff because i like the button layouts i like the this right here when playing nes games that's the best first thing to do with this town is buy a white crystal shut up i know that you don't know that get out of my face oh man with a stick you need a stick that's how old you are a crooked trader is offering bum deals into sound am i going to know which one that is how would i know which one that is i'm not gonna know i know you heal in the churches also i need to make this full screen also i turned on the bot i remember the bot bot is active also i need to remember to pause because there is a timer we are not going for the good ending just to let you guys know i'm not going for the good ending i'm playing this as casual as i can we're gonna get whatever ending we get never beat this before so i'm gonna get whatever ending i want to get all right this dude is selling us the white crystal we will buy it we now have the white crystal i forget how to equip it i don't know i pushed down like three times and it finally went over what's in here hello sir ormium want to buy holy water i do how much money do i have apparently not enough i wasn't paying attention how much money i'm out of money i spent on my money spent it all we poor we're gonna go get some money cryptic message lost in trent dude there's so much crap that's messed up with this game there's so much translated like when one joy-con detached ah julian you know hello yes this is a great game boo boo to you lin bear what's up kyle how you doing new season enemies oh that's right has that come out yet the new season season four i still gotta i i've seen all the other ones season three was a little slow for me all right let's talk to more people in town a flame is on top of the sixth tree in dennis woods i don't know where that tree is and i've never seen dennis spelled that way but hey come here rumor has it comma what why is the comma the fairy man at dead river loves garlic that i isn't that wrong isn't there something wrong about that i guess we'll see by a thorn went for a hundred oh i kind of want that whip thorn whip we're gonna all right let's try for the thorn whip and holy water sorry so rpg style ready we need 150 money hearts hearts is currency in this right so we need 150 hearts what do you have to say a magic potion will destroy the wall of evil i don't know what that means that's cryptic is crap how about this sign how about the sign turn right for the jova woods left for belasco marsh is that important i don't know you have a friend and me in the town of aldra go and see him where's aldra who's my friend how do i know they're my friend we'll never know this game is broken 13 clues will sell dracula's riddle good enough that's where i started okay so we've talked to everybody here we didn't get a lot of good information i'm gonna buy some stuff i gotta go kill some things and buy some stuff get ready for the best freaking music in castlevania history i mean we're listening to it now but also it gets better spent all your money on the white rock yeah i got a problem kyle i got a problem james looking for castlevania one ah did i get castlevania one i don't think i bought castlevania one yet i do have castlevania too ambitious game this could have been a great game if they just i know there's a fan translation out there that fixes a lot of the issues and has like a map and stuff that'll be kind of cool yeah all right let's get some hearts guys here's this song right here this song right here whoops i guess okay i spent a little too much time in town we're cursed by the way oh yeah the story i forgot so here's the story of uh we didn't get to hear the good song god dang it oh get away from me wolf um four dang we need that thornwood the story is this is a direct sequel to castlevania one after we beat dracula he cursed us we're gonna die apparently every night uh this happens where bad guys are stronger or something every night bad things happen i don't know if it's just us or what but i mean bad guys are there during the day so i don't exactly know what the curse is anyway we're also gonna die that's that's part of the curse we're cursed to die um so what we need to do is collect all dracula's body part dracula's still dead he's not even alive yet this is only like two years after the first game or something five years maybe something we're gonna collect all the body parts and then reburn them to lift the curse you got that let me make sure you understand we killed dracula in the first game we have to bring him back collect his body parts and kill him again and that is this game hope that's clear okay oh the wolf first i need that whip man i'm weak i'm stupid weak but we're getting hearts so the big half heart is worth like four i need that i need that i need that i need that i need that i need that actually let's see okay we got 40 already yo we can almost get the holy water come here wolf so if we had 40 okay so so half hearts are worth four are there big full hearts worth eight that would be cool excuse me excuse me i'm weak little simon and there's a little heart side secret work too if we ever get one we're just farming this is an rpg this is how you rpg you know what actually there's enemies in town i can fight there's these things they look like monster in my pocket makes sense that's from konami also that's a good game monster in my pocket you should play it if you haven't played it did i just no okay they're still here all right money money more money hello there's another no money how much do i have not even close enough we're like maybe halfway not even halfway no we need 150 we're working towards 150. give me nothing i was having better luck out outside the town i think [Music] uh you know what we're going back out we're going back out please don't hit me also look at my life bar that's dumb so it works backwards when you take damage those are the white pips and they go up what's that about who does that all right our curse is gone yo we're doing great graphics is also for nes game yeah sounds like a stupid mission that's the mission yo that's what we got to do connie boy what's up another epic game absolutely okay so yeah there's that baby heart all right now this is gonna take us twice as long because now we got half hearts but we can kill them twice as fast and here's an awesome song hearts farming hearts we just started farming hearts we can almost get the new whip we need like seven more of these that's 88 90 right okay so 10 more hearts so we'll get that whip then we get the holy water after 92 94 96 98 you're gonna give us our last heart nope you suck one more give me one more baby heart there we go 100 yeah all right let's go get our thorn whip and then we can probably kill these guys faster which means we can grind faster get more money faster get the holy water because god dang does this game have freaking stupid invisible blocks that make you fall through them that you have to find with holy water that's the dumbest thing in my opinion about this game those blocks that are that are fake blocks anyway thorn whip yes boom upgrade it looks exactly the same no i have a thorn whip thank you stop talking to me sir you know what let me get out of here because i feel that you're pushy was that the bum deal was that the guy with the bum deal it looks exactly the same is it longer it doesn't even look longer maybe it's a little longer i don't know i bet it's stronger though all right we need 50 more hearts let's go get uh let's go kill 25 enemies more than that it is stronger i can one shot the werewolves now during the day [Music] yeah i'm gonna farm here for a while because i like this music uh nobody wants to drop anything for me nothing okay what's over here huh oh fishman it's dead oh i love this part because you can just like do that oh got him because you can you don't have to stop you can just kind of keep going and jumping oh unless you you're doing what i'm doing oh no don't be there because he spits he spits knock you in the water and dead then dead no one wants to be dead maybe the scale i don't know maybe these guys are like being dead oh time to go back time to run back okay let's run back you're still alive right yep well not anymore oh you all come back okay money money why we have to pay in hearts i don't know there is no um item uh currency either you can use items as much as you want i believe but you also don't get a lot of fun items in this game like you get a dagger i think maybe a dagger or a cross or i don't remember not a throwing cross that cross is not in this one for some reason where are we at 32 okay we're almost there 18 more ah we're cursed we're cursed ah the volume needs to come up by all means give me a second there we go is that better [Music] pinto you spent the entire day trying to beat this [Music] i'm on a time limit yep not even worried about a pinto we're getting whatever ending we get i'm just gonna play and probably die so yeah we don't need uh i forgot they're stronger so we don't need good ending i'm not working towards good ending man we should really farm at night that's way better [Music] i'm gonna die and the bad thing is the stores aren't open at night what is that what just happened can i just level up can you level up how can i tell what level i'm at is that l1 am i level one now am i stronger do i have more hit points i have enough money now is it just more hit points or am i like physically stronger too will my whip do more damage nope i must have more hit points maybe but yeah we're i'm ending and we get what we get if we die then we die it'll be canon right didn't they mess up the endings too like they got the wrong ending in the wrong order or something or it sounds that way they screw up the translation for the ending something like that [Music] all right so we got one level up i'm just getting money now because it's better to farm at night and we can't go back to town anyway because everything's closed because you know monsters is this wallekia also is this the town that's no that's earlier in the series well this could be the same town though aggression or something i forget what the towns are the enemy [Music] i killed two at once i got no money we're getting good money now looking good money now we're gonna be ready for the next one as long as i don't die because if you die you lose all your money isn't that cool that's fun right everybody loves to lose all the progress they made i actually don't mind that too much as long as you're careful that shouldn't be an issue to game over also because i'm playing it on this collection we can do safe space if i need to i'm ready [Music] since there is a password system though we could use passwords it doesn't really matter since this is kind of open world area whatever you want to call it it's not a big deal to die somewhere i think you just started this town every time you come back boom [Music] it's not a good spot to farm these boats they're very slow these wolves aren't like the werewolves i know they're extremely casual about all this but hey we're getting money there we go god dang that's a long curse door my man what's going on how are you to get the good ending you have to beat it within so many day cycles so like every time the curse comes up and it's night time and it goes day to night like that you only have so many of those to get the good ending i don't care about that so we're gonna die [Music] jova that's right jeremy man what's up yeah we are oh how much we got 150 yo we got enough for that water and a bit more let's go get this water and then we'll move on we can stop grinding for a little bit holy junk okay so we need the holy water let's grab this water who's got the bum deals does this guy is should i be asking for less yeah give me that holy water now we equip the holy water down left right there okay so i mean it's equipped i don't know what's equipped are they both equipped probably okay yes and sometimes even in these stores these walls and floor will break not this one okay maybe a different one maybe the other guy's floor roll break let's go check that real quick sometimes there's secret stores and they sell you fun stuff it could be this one but you have to do this all over the place it is a dumbest thing this is the worst thing about this game is tossing this freaking holy water everywhere it's so dumb it's so dumb why would anybody look at that and be like yeah throw that in there good stuff bad bad game mechanic but i'm using myself for it i don't know if i like this song more than the uh the castle theme once you enter like a a dungeon or a castle or whatever they're called here manors what are they called here [Music] might be this one is this bloody tears manners blindfolded bird watcher what's up how are you bird watching blindfolded you're doing it wrong i'm just kidding that's a cool name punto what's up one of your favorite castlevanias this is bloody tears yeah their worst castlevania games there's that fighting game on the wii that is kind of stupid but i don't really consider that a real castle like okay main mainline castlevania games [Music] should i go down here there a worse one than this of the mainline games [Music] i'm trying to think castlevania 3 was good one was good symphony was amazing rondo was excellent all the game boy the game boy ones uh you know that first gameboy one we played was kind of hey we found our first manor castle place this song oh the n64 games that's right i love this song [Music] that's a jump holy crap also this looks amazing in three decent have you guys played this in 3d sin yet holy crap this he did a great job with castlevania too if you don't know what 3d scent is look up 3d set on youtube i just killed the cargo okay i didn't think i was going the right way because there was nothing here one shot that gargoyle that thorn went baby yeah thorn whip good purchase get away from me [Music] do we have the hidden areas yet here is this where i need to start throwing things does time stop when you're in a manner that's it right there god dang it i knew it too i knew it slimes slimes dirty slimes oh god they can defy gravity [Music] i think tonight i'm gonna watch season four of the anime [Music] could you could you could you could you maybe stop thank you can this kill them you can't useful i don't think i've ever killed anybody holy water all right i got skilly boys up here they're in the way excuse me skellyboy you're annoying you're annoying [Music] see this is dumb okay that's dumb that's dumb i hate this i hate this this is the worst thing in gaming don't do that it's dumb and now look what i have to do i have to do this if they like made them a different shade or something i wouldn't have to do this but they did okay i guess this is safe what about here oh now you're chucking bones at me you're a bone chucker see now what's safe how do we know ever we can't trust blocks anymore forever never trust a block i need to go talk to that dude down there i saw that guy i see you chucking bones get away from me i'll take your money a fire the fire hurt okay that's good to know too okay we don't care about that anymore there's a phone chucker up there you've respawned these respawning enemies is awesome it's good for money i'm being serious it's good for money bam all right let's go hey what are you doing here yo weirdo invest in an oak steak why would i do that the game doesn't tell you but you have to do it also how would you know that's here here's one of the clues 113 clues destroy the curse and you'll rule bram's mansion what does that mean who's bram bram stoker the guy who wrote dracula the book because they're related they even get that name right it's brain stupid right brainstorm was dracula i'm pretty sure i'm right i never read it i don't read [Music] i read strategy guys instruction booklets oh god do i have to be careful here too i don't know oh i would have fallen dirty game my game god dang it that would have made me mad oh hey see look this is why you invested in milk steak oh this is scale skeleton you're ruining the mood skeleton i have things to do excuse me there thank you okay so what the crap is this right it's just some glowing orb you don't know what this is i know it is we gotta equip the steak chuck the steak at the orb and that is dracula's remains we process dracula's rim we process it we don't possess it we process it process [Music] the first game was successful konami it did well who did you have check your sequel man what are you doing to me [Music] uh easily bingeable yeah i've binged every season of castlevania of the anime so far oh try playing this in japanese no sold all your doge after it tanked oh no jeremy i held on i held on to my doge i still got it i got 300 shares at a 55 56 cents a share i'm holding dogecoin garbage it's a ponzi scheme it's it's gambling that's all it is anthony what's going on my man how are you steven what's up what's up okay this is stupid i have his rib you can equip the rib and now you have a shield which will actually block projectiles using a riff to block projectiles [Music] i'm gonna fall down this hole where is it where's that hole there it is found it oh hello sir you gonna come at me come at me [Music] yeah don't don't take doge seriously it's it's not all it's not like bitcoin and stuff like that you have to not take it seriously oh god the early adapters have a lot of money right now because they were early adapters don't go spending your life savings on doge it's treat it like something fun like if you're going to vegas don't like you wouldn't bring your life savings to vegas and spend it all toss a little bit of money at it watch it go up and down because it's going to go up and down holy crap is it going to go up and down um oh wait do i have to equip that crystal to make this platform up here nope because i have this right here bam don't need a platform okay we got a rib does the game say any hints about the oak steak nope it does not as far as i know 400 shares anthony nice i was trying to get to a thousand when it dipped below 40. but i missed my chance so i'm not going to worry about it how much bitcoin do you have jeremy [Music] them come this system still can't play it [Music] okay i don't know where to go from here i got a rib i'm going this way i guess [Music] i don't i i remember nothing else about this game from this point on oh there's bat [Music] all i know is i'm killing scaly boys collecting some hearts and i have half of my life spiders oh they chucking webs [Music] yeah english is a weird language isn't it think of the word pupil which people am i talking about oh wait okay i was gonna say you're telling me i can't go up there god dang other hidden blocks out here too or just in dungeons it's a horrible night for a curse we're all going to die something that was lost in translations plain old red mustard my day's going well how are you doing is this on the avs no no i'm not playing this on my abs i'm playing this on the nintendo switch on the classic i keep saying classic vania castlevania collection i do have it though am i dead yet almost i'm gonna die i'm gonna die there it is cutting these spiders suck okay these are the first annoying enemies i thought maybe the bats but no these fighters suck oh i can swat i can swat the uh the webs i can swap the webs away these skelly boys are stronger what happens i'm fighting stronger skelly boys you better give me more money i lose my money right oh i have so much money i need to spend it i got to find a town to spend my money god dang where's the next sound oh how dare you how dare you gotcha give me that half heart i don't know what's happened i did get a full heart in that dungeon from a gargoyle i did notice that [Music] move slow down move move move [Music] i found a town where am i you know what i'm not i'm not going back there those spiders suck and i cannot go in here right no where am i turn right for the camilla cemetery left for the algebra woods it's probably algebra i don't know okay anybody here hello oh there's someone oh you're a triple hit you're a quadruple hit why because i'm further away come here i want to kill you four hits five hits oh you're back five hits with a thorn whip if yes works with everything it does i love my abs i got it right here [Music] this is a retro usb abs this will play your nintendo games on a modern system on modern tvs zelda 2 is in there right now what a great game great system great game skilly boys i need a better whip all right but we're in the next town maybe we can maybe someone's selling a whip in here also i need to heal is there a church here i didn't i didn't pray i needed prayers i need some some holy hands on me please [Music] wait what wait what [Music] why was that one so strong at the bottom [Music] what happened that took me five tries right or was that a different person did they leave me maybe there's a different one i don't guys i'm confused i swore that took five hits maybe it was a couple of them together [Music] sizer hello 720p is all you need yeah for the most part for three screen ratio it does yeah i can't play i can't stretch these games out i can't stand looking at them like that oh i found the graveyard huh yeah are you fine you are a stronger one what makes you so strong you look the same [Music] ah there we go morning sun has vanquished a horrible night we gonna die screen for imax rich my man what's going on can't complain new job is good spamming these towns at night for for money yes okay what do we got who's in here oh wait it says nobody's in see this is dumb this is dumb i hate that mechanic i hate that hidden cryptic crap all right what are you selling how much money i got 230 bucks what are you gonna sell me [Music] will i buy some garlic oh yeah i need garlic okay i need some garlic thank you garlic's good i like garlic i like garlic bread i like garlic salt [Music] garlic itself is i would need it but it's there i need a heal is there a healer cool okay what do you got down here ninjito what's going on how are you ma'am [Music] dracula's eyeball reflects the curse what does that mean are you hiding anything you know i don't want to talk you're weird i don't talk to you [Music] why do you know that why are you hiding back here [Music] oh this music is so good don't like the aftermath of garlic hey it's an acquired taste come at me with your garlic breath i won't say no that's not weird you're weird shut up hello buy some garlic it has special powers mind your business don't jump random person leave me alone i already bought some are you like a garlic farmer yeah jerk pushy clues to dracula's riddle are in the veros woods where's that i don't know [Music] oh i found another one why is everything hidden why does everything have to be this way i love garlic bread texas toast am i right ha take a little nap to this hey no problem 240. thanks for hanging out buy some of my laurels yes yes atari 2600 on imax what are you talking about acid you're going nuts i don't think i would enjoy that i like it right here right [Music] how do i like four three ratio with scan lines i don't like scan lines but like four three [Music] wherever he's garlic must be dysfunctional some people just don't like how things taste [Music] i can't knock him for not liking stuff like i can't stand cilantro but people love it rover mansion dog mansion dog rover rover dog [Music] some people like mustard i don't like mustard a laurel will protect you from the poison marsh yes hello ma'am sir ma'am i don't know the dead river waits to be freed from the curse what does that mean does anybody know sir hello to restore your life shout in front of the church why wouldn't i why can't he just tell me to go in a church find a priest to restore your life priests can be found in churches yell outside the church who translated this i need to find them and have a word with them i like to exchange a white crystal for a blue one let's i don't even have a choice i just have to do it also i know the speed run strat let's see if i can do it probably not all right i refuse to exchange my crystal for yours that guy's rude that guy's stupid rude [Music] is that guys first off i don't have a choice you just take my crystal and then when i accidentally talk to you you're like no i'm not giving it back what a jerk i need a church there's no church in this town [Music] this town is unholy how much money do i have too much i don't want to lose that money but i can buy nothing else here so and i'm going to die how many lies do i have does it say anywhere two nope that's garlic that's the laurels that's my level how many i got it's 3 12. is it normal time oh that's kind of normal time [Music] did i go in here yet yes i've been everywhere in this town i don't want to die go with their doghouse mustard's nasty cilantro tastes like soap to me yeah i don't like cilantro ketchup i can do a little bit of ketchup but not a lot normally i i don't like ketchup redacted hack yeah [Music] take a dive in the river i know about the river catch up on hot dogs rock sometimes the great guy always reminds me of cobra commander you love garlic nice how do we get on this subject oh because i bought garlic sauerkraut see that's something i don't like i don't care for sauerkraut [Music] one life mid upper right side of menu mid upper right now that's level right that's my level not my lives [Music] yeah yeah but thank you thank you for that uh should i just go maybe there's another town close by or no we're going this way i don't want to lose my money [Music] i also don't want to turn night time when i'm like mid-jump and then fall in the freaking sewers okay let's see what's over here hands strong hands i'm not close enough [Music] we're not ready for this yet apparently okay i guess it's back this way [Music] music [Music] i think there's one more town we can go to also you can't gain lives right you're just kind of stuck i could buy more laurels and stuff though right i could get more garlic and laurels because that's a depleted item yes do i care sauerkraut trees it grows on trees there i don't believe that you're lying to me throw holy water in some river spot really hopefully ah i thought sauerkraut wasn't sauerkraut pickles no i'm thinking relish i'm thinking relish ignore me i'm dumb no mom [Music] sauerkraut i don't know what that is i know it's sour and it's german and julian is from germany so they would know i like pickles though i just don't like relish i don't like the sweet pickles like the butter pickles i don't like those that's gross those are gross how do you heal you have no way to heal yourself in this game right god dang eyeballs but i didn't trust it please die thank you [Music] i got lucky there that's what my blue crystal does right and make that that thing appear down there is there more there is more that must be progression but wait no i could just take the top way why do i need to go down there oh this is where i do this this is dumb is it not oh i didn't equip it it's dumb it's stupid bratwurst hecky i like brawlers [Music] sauerkraut with potatoes and sausages dang that actually sounds good don't like pickles hate some people don't some people like sweet pickles and they're weird i just want to find another town so i can heal and not be cursed okay we're not going to try that jump again at least the game starts you right where you die that is nice i found another dungeon should we just dungeon this dungeon we're here how much money do i got i don't lose my money though [Music] i just want to heal dies yeah pickles taste funny they're pickled do you like cucumbers cucumbers are good too i like vegetables um i like cold vegetables like salads i guess we try this okay are these powered up because it's nighttime and i'm cursed or is are they just whatever because i'm in a dungeon they upgraded their skelly boys now they got shields and swords and they still throw bones ow i don't want to lose all this money i have so much money i have some i'm rich i'm basically rich belmont right now they call me richard belmont king of all walkia do i have to do this here is this the spot where i have to do this i bet i bet what are you doing you're not acting like a bat you're acting like a weirdo are you on something bad did you find the white crystal tube did you get a little bit of the old white crystal in that other town but a different kind of white crystal [Music] man that sucks i can't believe i can't trust any floor now oh that's annoying okay time to die when am i gonna get another level up i wanna go to the level up [Music] huh dead oh oh god this oh goodbye lose all my money [Music] bad jumping how am i supposed to get past that did i just lose all my money there goes all my money [Music] oh that money's gone 100 something dollars wait what does that automatically kill you or do i take damage because before i was taking damage to it i do have a discord yeah by all means join the discord hey here's the thing here's the thing guys i have a discord i have a facebook that i i'm not insanely active on those i use them to post about videos that i have done [Music] i can't what what i can't make that wait are those hidden blocks or or [Music] are did i could can i walk across those blocks i don't understand what's happening here i can't make that jump now i'm gonna get hurt no i'm fine i don't understand ow see they didn't kill me that killed me i'm confused guys i don't know what's going on can i try again nope nope still gone oh my gosh i'm just trying i'm just how do i how do i progress i can't go up there so do i i don't understand you die you die down there have all the holy water all of it all of it enjoy that water are you thirsty hydrate my man get out of here get out of here back get out of here bat [Music] it's still gone look i can't make this jump that jump is way too high oh don't come down here don't come down what wait what hold on what what am i seeing what did i just see i saw what did i just see wait is the game not oh god what do i do here i'm invincible never mind what's happening i'm dead what the crap is happening why are these things happening to me okay over here you're stupid okay is the game lying to me is that not an actual pit i i didn't think that was the thing in this game is that not an actual this bat is really annoying okay gargoyle could you please could you please thank you i have a feeling the game is lying to me that i can actually jump here okay the game wasn't lying to me but the gargoyle didn't fall through there but now what do i do i can't oh this game what is this game where's this game where's this game also thank you guys so much for all the likes we got 22 likes according to my screen that is awesome thank you so much i greatly appreciate it it helps a lot okay screw that then maybe this way can i go this way can i break this do i even want to be here i found hey guys i found i kind of want to go i think maybe chuck some water check the water truck water drink up drink up drink up it's good for your bones i'm dead [Music] oh i feel like that was a mistake oh wait oh that whole wall that entire wall is fake god dang this game oh you're a bouncy scaly boy all right come here come here bouncy boy don't be throwing your bones at me how can you throw bones and never deplete yourself okay [Music] okay well that was dumb i wasted my my time and money on that upper part all my money's gone i had 100 something hearts oh and i need more hearts because i have to buy an oak st i have almost okay i don't always have enough at least these guys give a good money at least these guys give you good money this may be my favorite song in the game i think i might like this more than bloody tears oh i don't know where's the dude that's gonna sell me a steak i need some steak i like a good well done steak if you don't like a well done steak that's fine but i god dang it time to kill i'm killed time to kill how about that phrase time to kill that can have a couple different meanings right like it's time to kill people just well maybe not people like skellyboys and stuff but also i have a lot of spare time why is there water in this castle i'm in a manner is this the manner of whatever they were talking about did i get a hint about this manner or a manor how do i know if i'm in the right manner none of the manners are labeled what the crap is going on with this game is there something over here i found a hit garlic in the graveyard someone's a stranger i don't like strangers everybody here seems kind of strange to be honest but i found a thing if i don't go back up there don't go back up stop it i'm trying to throw things upstairs okay so where's the dude that's gonna sell me freaking stink so i can destroy a thing is he over here that's where i came up i don't want to go that way where am i going here oh god is that right okay i don't have a state i got a state i can't have a barbecue i got no steak where's steak man we're steak boy [Music] okay so how do i backtrack maybe something will let me fall here nope the game is not that nice oh this game is mean to me okay [Music] okay leave me alone you know what come here no i want to own money oh my base do i have enough okay i gotta i gotta play for uh for a steak [Music] i just have to find stickman i have to find the chef he's over here oh hello can i go that way that's where i came from right this is where i came from don't go that way okay can i drop can i drop i'm gonna drop oh no i'm gonna explore first hold on [Music] there i bet he's right over that way can i go that way i can't okay let's try to the right let's try east oh god fight for me why oh god oh god that wasn't cool oh hello oh bones oh i found him hey sir why are you over here why can't you be like closer to where i need you to be hello can you give me a sec yes i will invest i won't just buy i will invest in all the oak steak stock [Music] thank you for liking the video ninjito enjoy the stream for the philippines romeo very cool ninjito take it easy man have a good sleep okay all right so apparently i died i look at that jump though that's a perfect jump get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way get out of my way [Music] i love this song these guys are throwing bones all my money's gone again i didn't have that much i just bought the oak stakes like dude you're like in that block a little bit of slow down a little bit slow down got him oh no oh my heart my actual heart and my money heart slam what's up stupid okay oh also i really i need to mention this more near the beginning of my streams you see how well you got those cool cats over in the chat that have the green names and the sweet hats that's because they are channel members if you're interested in being a channel member for as low as one dollar you can be a member and you too can have a cool green name with a sweet hat the longer you're a member your hat changes color and eventually you might get a black hat like i have oh hey i found a thing let's uh let's uh let's do this you now process dracula's heart god dang it no one gets your hat no lindmar's got the cool head he's got the yellow hat lemurs got a sweet hat [Music] all right so i possess possess dracula's heart i don't know what that does but it's there i have a heart [Music] garlic okay wait i equipped the heart oh no i got the rib all right so we got two dracula body parts i don't know what that means i think there's five or six i can't make this jump how many are there one two i don't know how many other i got two is it five or six i will find it later it's not a point right all right so from this point i i literally am blind i have no idea what i'm doing i haven't played past this in the past and even this was sketchy because it's been forever i'm gonna die again lose all my money how much money we got 28 it's not a hundred and we have to walk our happy butts out of the castle [Music] i almost go every time every time you fall down every time all right i'm right here again hello my friends pitchforks all right at least the the platforming and the fighting is good that's solid it feels good all the controls are really solid just everything else but i like the idea too and i like that they they went with this idea for future [Music] castlevanias [Music] oh i scared that skeleton what did i oh i can destroy the bones is it because i have a sword what give me and i know this is a fake wall god damn i just lost my money again oh my god ah yeah this is a special game running gun stuff you hate solving puzzles yeah i'm more of a i'm more of a running gun guy also i do like the occasional puzzle i do like to let my brain work a little bit so puzzle platformers are okay i don't mind pulsing platformers every now and then they're not my go-to though okay hey we got two manners down i can't go this way [Music] it's still curse time five body parts in all thank you sam appreciate that all right so we're looking for uh three more [Music] oh see you're not supposed to okay so that's the jump to go back you're not supposed to try and make the jump the other way [Music] ah oh i was gonna do it oh that has nothing to do with the blue crystal though they're just there i can't get that money there's any money stair fight money [Music] okay what about this way nope [Music] so there's a place oh wait a minute they said garlic in the uh graveyard maybe now i can do garlic thing maybe a person will appear and give me a boost also you know what there was a place back here let me go back oh god let me go back because there was one place i could have gone down i didn't go hey our curse is over god thank you goodness commando ride in 1943 what favorite castlevania nes game probably three i gotta go with three game has such great music it does stinky [Music] you love castlevania roamer me too when did you get mega man i played um i've played a couple mega man so far i've played mega man powered up on psp and i ow and i played um mega man 2 on the sega genesis mini but i will be doing more mega man because i love mega man as well castlevania is one of my all-time favorites though castlevania this series is like the best konami i'm i'm a fan of old konami not a fan of new kind of new konami is dumb but old kanami absolutely although they did put this out the castlevania collection they put out a contra collection too contra 3 sucks though that's that's a terrible game don't play touches focus was it here castlevania 64. i'm playing it on it it might go the way of freaking curse of darkness that game was boring and i may not finish it but we'll see okay 3 is just unfair it's super unfair like it's it's as hard as ghosts and goblins but it doesn't let you continue so you have to continually start the game over and over and over it's just it's relentless and there's hard and there's unfair ghosts and goblins is hard castlevania or contra 3 is unfair they can't expect you to keep doing that over and over and over that's that's just a bit too much i'm trying to find a place of god dang it um was that it maybe that was it no i'm still a spider area it was before [Music] away spiders me [Music] all right please please [Music] come on bats i made it oh this one bat will not leave get out of here that's what you get for following me first castle first manor made it back to the first planer because i mean with this kind of atmosphere how new hello fishman oh my gosh there we go oh one shot of holy water for these skelly boys okay that's cool [Music] this is where i wanted to go okay down here because we haven't checked out down here yet [Music] hey we have a new member sam figgy thank you so much for that membership sam figgy because you were a member you now get a sweet green hat looks great on you you also get access to these sweet emotes that you should see in chat hopefully in a minute as well as uh we got some wall chicken in there i don't know if you guys saw that see that wall chicken heck yeah that's some delicious looking wall chicken thank you so much sam figgy if you are on discord let me know oh it's a town i found a town already anyway same figgy new member very cool thank you so much a rip can shield you from evil i knew that already 32 thumbs up oh that you also you guys get some gill you get some gill good job guys thank you so much for the 30 likes add viewers spell it right 200 bam 200 guild for hanging out gotta love the wall chicken heck yeah well chicken is the best chicken [Music] i was just about to jump i was just uncursed oh look i'm like mid-jump am i dead nope i'm fine okay my gosh oh my i was just about to go in here where am i where am i why can't i read this sign it's dark it's not unreadable oh what is that bad thing that's a slow pack i can't read the sign oh it jetted at me oh church we have another new member optimus prime dude that's a cool freaking name thank you so much optimus prime optimus prime also has a sweet looking hat emotes access to my discord very cool guys thank you so much optimus prime and sam figgy are new members like i said it's only a dollar you want to be a member you want to look cool in chat it's only a dollar have to go see a patient may van helsing bless you all thank you pada prata thank you so much for hanging out with us not to have a curse as opposed to good times you know what when is there a good time to have a curse you have you have a good point there oh my god [Music] what is this thing you're not a normal bat what are you oh my gosh that death animation i literally just like splat i think cause i was on the stairs okay we got 68 it's almost nice this is a good place to farm i think we'll just keep farming we'll keep farming until um no more on this land there it is oh there we go two more perfect thank you i found a good spot i found a good spot where there's spawn spawning lots they're not giving me nothing [Music] a little bit now get a little bit more now get a tiny bit more now more oh there we go two for one awesome give it up give it up money money please no more money i just need a little bit of money can i get some money i need many things i've died so much i've lost all my money what should i have now 96 that's a good i it's almost it's the backwards nice could also be nice [Music] don't look too much into that okay money also can i get a level up that'll be cool too how many level ups can you get i'm still level one i guess i have to kill a lot of enemies is there a max level i don't even know you could level up in this game i'm just over here killing things oh my gosh this is this is how you rpg guys and this is an rpg you don't let anything anybody else tell you otherwise this is an rpg [Music] what are these things are these ghosts are these witches they don't act like witches they're not very magical are they zombies with long hair maybe they're zombies they're probably closest to zombies [Music] just trying to kill a couple zombies before daytime comes this is a long night what the crap this is taking forever cheers [Music] oh there it is good timing for cheers how much money did we get i bet we got a lot of money we have 188 holy crap that was nice oh some help with the game not yet saying figgy as soon as i uh as soon as i lose my way absolutely most people hate the game because it doesn't hold your hand ah eagle raptors correct about this game lacking color variations yeah a little bit oppenheim hello what's up looks like ghouls oh there you go ghouls that's a good one you need to stay hydrated in such crushed nights yeah i do [Music] thank you for that guys thank you for that hydrate okay we're back in town let's go let's start at the beginning of the town and i'm healed i can't even use the church now because i'm healed where am i what town is this you're not gonna tell me okay turn right for dabby's path left for the vero there's wood something about various wood somebody said something about veros where is this uh rip i don't care about you [Music] okay where are we going what are we buying i got money i got money give me new whip can i have a new whip oh there we go is there more is there more i don't trust this what are you going to sell me will i buy a dagger oh my dagger how much more 138 okay hopefully i didn't screw myself out of giving a nice whip [Music] i could use a new whip it's been ages since i upgraded [Music] what do you got to say laurel's in your soup enhances aroma that means nothing you're a dingus you look pale my son you must rest in the church see that's useful that tells you you can rest in the church why wouldn't someone have to be getting tell me that instead of here this out of nowhere town anyway uh alba there's clues in alba and berkeley mansion i don't even know what that means oh i don't need a beer i'm i'm healed i'm super super healed you've got a friend waiting for you in the town of algeba [Music] al-jaiba algieba is in rondo as well i know that [Music] you're going to sell me something send me a whip give me give me the morning star purchase a chain yeah oh how short am i god dang it oh quick i need more money god dang it i shouldn't have bought whatever i bought when i buy a dagger nobody cares about a dagger i need the whip oh crap do i have time for this run want to get hearts quick i need 12 hearts oh where am i oh this is a bad place for this oh god i just need 12 hearts uh ten [Music] eight [Music] six [Music] four no i'm here though i'm so close please i shouldn't kill that one so fast two right two more two more hearts two hearts ah not you oh there's one oh wait i'm not dead oh god just go just go just go tough it out simon tough it out go go go go go go go go go go go go go go [Music] come on come on oh chain whip is mine [Music] give me chain what give me a whoop yes now oh is it shorter it looks cooler it's kind of shiny but is it shorter is it shorter yeah now i gotta go talk to now i'm gonna go get some healing [Music] oh splatoon give me that heal hello priest rest here for a while awesome i feel great i feel amazing i got a new whip i got healed [Music] i'm doing well david thank you for asking with the good so the two did this game tried perfectly thank you so much for subscribing wait that is awesome of you thank you so much i try to swim lava again yo hey uh oh that's my dagger what does this dagger do anyway i don't think i've never gotten a dagger oh it's short look at a short range look at a short range is it just a projectile not sure kidnap the priest for infinite health yeah can i just take his like bible or something oh kill him one hit i'm all like this dagger sucks i need a new whip but the dagger actually does not suck the dagger's not too bad look at this jump they're trying to make me make i'm gonna make it there you get i thought i wasn't gonna make it two for one yeah so now we kind of have a projectile which doesn't go much further than the whip see like the whip goes here it goes maybe we'll go maybe maybe twice twice as far as the whip ish 80 more than the whip i mean 20 more than the whip oh god i'm dead well not dead but like this look at all these bad guys oh this could have been nice to farm like they're little baby hearts nobody cares about a little bit wait is this a secret wait hold on uh uh there secret nope there's nothing back to the dagger i thought that was a cross i guess it's not bad you know what not a bad purchase i'm okay with that i'm okay with the dagger uh can i yes again what's over here guys it's a horrible oh i know where i'm at now i just kind of circled around i circled around let's go back this way there's a graveyard over here oh i'm so strong i can whoop you guys at night with one shot how about a dagger nope but the dagger will freeze you that's use hey we're gonna level up finally holy crap i had to kill so many enemies for that like 500 enemies level two baby let's go [Music] that's bad does that backswing also hurt them can i hit him with the backswing that's a long backswing too look at that look at the length of this whip i'm not using a lot of it in front of me though okay i kind of understand the layout now now [Music] did i try and buy anything in that last town not the one i was just in but the the furthest town this way that was close oh i don't have a holy one we've been down right we did go down we did go down there i want to say we went down there i think we went down there [Music] money money money money money money money give me that money this town did we buy anything here where am i i think we bought everything here it was this is where i got the garlic oh you're the strong one that's right yeah i think we bought everything here [Music] so here's a question here's the graveyard can i do whatever i need to do with garlic now at night i assume i have to do it over here garlic [Music] i pick that back up nope am i out garlic no you're over here hi what's up i'll give you this silver knife to save your neck wait is that taking the place of the dagger thank you no you're different it's a different knife is it better than the dagger oh it looks better than the dagger does it use hearts or anything 98 it does it uses hearts which is regular diagrams now regular dagger does not use hearts silver dagger uses hearts did you also maybe possibly give me platform here this is what i really need i need a platform here these hands keep coming back and they're super strong people for a change well thank you for that dagger i mean that's not helping me progress [Music] uh super mario brothers 2. you hit it oh really i loved it i thought it was a good game [Music] quartz is new favorite zeldas are the 2d ones i like them all music reminds me of thmt you mean turtles if they're both from konami makes sense mario kart 8 deluxe yeah switch is good about well because the wii u was a failure so they wanted to re-send them out to the switch people you know i'm okay with it because i never had a wii u i never got to play this game so it's new to me [Music] louise very interesting setup for painting to hack the wii or wii u i hacked my wii i never owned a wii u because it's a wii wheel [Music] okay so i can't go this way anymore so this whole area is useless to me now right i'll never be able to go to that platform maybe unless i'm coming back ah ow now spider's really annoying which one do i got 100 bucks so much money and i got whip i love my new whip it glows it's such a good whip all right we're we're no longer cursed splatoon 3 breath of the wild 2 donkey kong mario we use your favorite monitor system what are you talking about yes [Music] i didn't like the controller controller uh what was that was the castle i think the manor was down here right or not [Music] this seems familiar yeah because it's water right there's water with the platforms this takes us to the manor it would be really helpful a map no it's not water unless water is oh there's a water okay so we have been here this is the mansion [Music] mansion way we don't need to go here [Music] also if you're new here and you didn't know i've been trying to play through all the castlevania games as like a challenge by date of um story date and we're up to this one now so we played through three um lament of innocence for the ps2 tried curse of darkness couldn't get into it um then we played four castlevania four for castlevania one and now we're here right was there were there any more in between there three looks like no we did that okay three one or [Music] oh we did the game boy once the two game boy castlevanias um legends we did not play because it's not part of the main story so i haven't bothered with that one yet but i'll probably play it eventually [Music] please okay that's a quick way down all right so we don't have to go this way anymore this whole area is done unless we come back this way which is possible [Music] okay we got everything in this town this is where we got the whip no this is what town is this where am i come here uh i have friends everywhere apparently [Music] i don't know what that means okay i know we're we're in the bottom town let's heal we're here might as well go neo jew is your favorite favorite what metroid pinball for the ds i like normal games less mario more ips yeah [Music] nintendo likes to stick with this ips that it knows maker 2 was a great game all right julian thank you so much for hanging out my man have a good one thank you as always limit of innocence was okay six or seven out of ten a little boring got a little boring very um similar hallways when you're running around the castle you know but uh not bad the the gameplay itself wasn't bad it had a cool magic system where you kind of mix the magic together um oh you know we haven't been left of the main town the first town we started in jova or whatever it's called we can go that way i think i'm strong enough to take that way [Music] i don't know where any of these towns are i don't know what that last town was the sign didn't tell me anything he just told me gold left for this go right for that i don't know what time that was and nobody in the town told me anything about it [Music] game maker studio i don't know what that is oh splat ah okay i'm almost there i have a chain whip now i'm beefy with my chain with [Music] ah i know i need it i need it i'm greeting [Music] money money money what if i need more garlic because i use that clove of garlic does anybody else like garlic i guess we'll find out in the game i know some of you guys like garlic i like garlic bam that chamber just destroying these guys [Music] welcome to jova or whatever this place is called [Music] like this one so you can't read this at night wait what can we do that night or not what the crap lego worlds [Music] mario likes garlic coming in june what's coming at you nintendo oh i tried nintendo labo it was fun but real vr is just like whoa okay real vr is just i mean there's some oh wow i can't okay hold on let me equip the rib yeah knock that crap back at you jerks [Music] oh hello [Music] projectiles what projectiles god dang that's a fast cat oh much man [Music] big heart oh oh okay oh is this where laurels we used laurels here right let's use some laurels yeah i'm invincible who cares about laurels in your suit they make you invincible why don't you say that eat some laurels you'll take no damage eat some laurels to get through the marsh [Music] dude hi [Music] let me show you the way god show me the way to the bottom of the lake okay show me the way let's go god dang it i should have waited yeah i can't kill them i lost all that money oh my money god oh that game maker thing yeah now i know what you're talking about okay just go just go all right that fish is done freaking my money i had a hundred i probably had like two hundred dollars [Music] what was that about jump so i know there's something else you got to do with that guy you don't always jump you're right i'm not where's my rib um you don't jump right away sometimes you got to wait and come back and all that it takes you somewhere different it's dumb it's another dumb thing found another place do we go in [Music] i use my last laurel god dang it i meant to not do that i meant to do this uh i'm out of walls oh they're strong here even with my chain whip all right oh they're pink what's making a noise more slimes do i have money i don't i got to get money for the sake again [Music] i couldn't have died [Music] my money my heart my heart hurts for my money oh god nope [Music] no one's giving me any more all right give me money thank you is there anything over here it's this hey sir i'll be seeing you soon i need i need to kill more things hold on i'll be there in a minute at least i found him this time yes who's got the high ground now i mean i didn't i didn't have an eyebrow either way oh you're back money no money [Music] money you know what i'm not gonna be doing this here i think oh more money though okay we're halfway there halfway there oh god uh where's my ow oh i got the riff i got the rib i got the rib on screw you thank you i got the rib on i got the rib on there that's right you get good money come here you come here you get the best money i need more gargoyles in my life i don't even care if i take damage ha because you're gonna take more please don't kill me what are you you're at the bottom you're in a bad spot get out i get out of here you're cheating you're cheating you're cheating sir i have money i have money for you have holy water beast down there oh my gosh you need lots of holy waters you need so many holy waters sir i'm here for steak oh i'm here for the barbecue okay that's fine you know what i still have the the the um the the um reach reach opportunity give me a freaking steak yes i'll take it all right what am i getting here dracula's kidney what would i use that for i did the same thing oh i okay i'm gonna say i get hit that time though you've obtained dracula's spleen you've gotten his gallbladder he didn't need it anyway slime you have his eyelash actually don't we get his eyeball we don't have yet but i think we get his eye and tooth fang this fanga thing i was going to say i saw some eyes peeking at me die i found the boss wait can't you do this look at this look how stupid this is [Music] just walk right through wipe right past it why is it there why is there a boss [Music] dracula's kidney would be good with some fava beans and chianti all right what do we got possessed what do we possess this time i got the eyeball that lets me see things i got the eye i got the eye i got dracula's eye so we're gonna have to keep ow death hurts okay so let's avoid death do i get anything for killing death because we don't have to kill them oh i'm dodging like a beast though i'm just gonna i'm gonna die in the process this is this is good gameplay right here this is how you do it [Music] everybody how's it going welcome welcome guys welcome to some castlevania this game is dumb but welcome anyway what's going on you guys we have haruka we got maedros we got isabella we got fear in we got the pretzel we got christopher who was we got dang we got a big right here virginia and we got of course miju what's going on how are you guys oh and we got theta we have jamie hello thank you so much for the raid guys you are amazing everybody check out mizu's channel please she is also a live streamer she loves to splatoon she's been playing some mario party i wanted to join her the other day but i couldn't because i was sleeping but please check out miju's channel subscribe to her she is another youtube live streamer she makes excellent content please go subscribe to her watch her stuff don't just subscribe watch your streams you you hear me hey hold on watch your stream do you hear do you hear me you go to her thing and you watch your streams watch the whole thing join her in splatoon join her in utopia that's not multiplayer anyway join her on her streams i said it okay anyway how are you guys doing yeah i'm always asleep but my freaking schedule sucks now anyway i got dracula's eyeball okay now i'm gonna kill death hopefully maybe we'll see how this goes i'm just gonna whack him a lot again maybe this will work this might not work he's gonna knock me into the room he's gonna lock me into the room he's gonna knock him into the room i'm safe i'm gonna die and there's no way to heal i have another dagger i see they spilled it right here i got the golden knife i got three daggers and knives look i got three knives i got 18 hearts what's this one do that one sounds cool it uses two magic it uses two of my money anyway also thank you so much again haruka for the new member that is so nice of you haruka thank you so much you've already found the new emojis i hope you enjoy them one of my favorite is the pork chop i do like the pork chop and since we're playing castlevania i will post a book shop hopefully that will be in chat before this i you know it'll be a chat before anyway hope you guys how did a splatoon go i watched a little bit i did watch a little bit when i woke up you were streaming and i watched a little bit and buddy was in the way as usual also hey bijou check this out [Music] also death will come back if i go that way hold on let me kill this line because these slime stuck check out what let's say hold on meet you look i can be buddy hold on wait a minute where is it [Music] right just like buddy hey why why have a buddy cam when you can be buddy am i right it's exactly like him i'm a cat what's up i'm a cat [Music] anyway maya what's going on uh heroku you're too nice hey haruka are you actually miju and haruka and everybody who's excited about knockout kings coming out in like a week because i am i'm gonna be streaming that sucker i can't stream with the day it comes out because i gotta work but i will be uh streaming it a couple days later but he's a bit cuter yeah and probably not as like sarcastic and weird as that cat face come on there we go okay just gotta just gotta just gotta i can make that i can make it i can make it i can make it i can make it i can make it i can get him i got him once i'll do it again [Music] there i did it good gameplay that's how we do it game of castle mania castlevania oh wait this is not where oh dagger no we want this wait what's it here no i gotta go up and around gotta go up and around yeah me too i'm gonna play some knockout kings knockout city what is knockout kings original from lightning farron's pokemon crystal stream oh very cool theta yeah i like uh i know lightning as well uh we died i got squished all right we lost all our money that's cool i got player three oh hello there's a secret hey i got jacqueline's eye equipped oh i'm gonna die i'm gonna die yep oh i found a secret though wait for a soul with a red crystal on deborah cliff hey guess what guys we have no idea where that is or who that is or what that means because this game is cryptic and dumb a boxing gas ride is a boxing game knockout city not knockout kings i've played that haven't i played that i feel i died in the same spot spot i've tied missing squats ow it hurts i possess the rib though and the eyeball that's why i can see that clue because i had the eye equipped it shows me the clues which are worthless so honestly i'm going back to the rib that looks exactly like a rib which looks like this thing that i'm holding right a shield [Music] exactly like it good job konami what is over here oh the entrance this is where i want to be wait no stop with that wait no no okay oh i don't trust this i'm gonna do it though that's okay is lisa's not water simon can't swim he's sick he's got a curse he doesn't feel well he'll don't get him he'll be all right he'll be okay come on slime come on slime come on slime bam bam [Music] i got that money still i still got that money [Music] how's music so good i don't want to leave the dungeon we got three out of the five body parts i have i've never made it this far in this game i don't never mind i'm fine okay we beat this it's still cursed first time [Music] oh this is dumb this is dumb this is a dumb part i can tell already [Music] i don't think i should have made that that didn't seem right ah this sucks why why game okay [Music] oh god that's a clincher game you gotta watch the show on netflix yes it is a great show absolutely they just came out with season four i believe if you haven't seen it binge the whole thing there's only like 20 episodes total or something stupid like that good music i made that last time whatever continue i didn't have that much money anyway nobody i shouldn't have waited okay oh god see this is dumb i'm as close to the edge as i can get [Music] please oh god this sucks this it's not this jump it's the next one that's bad bad this right here no that's what i don't see that bad oh god it's a clincher every time punch it okay dude that sucked that was dumb why why game do you do this to me oh mummies i'm birds hold on a second okay [Music] okay hold on hold on everybody chill mummies take care of the mummy first never mind oh that movie's fast all the birds are fast god dang why is everything fast now hello spirits spirits they're all weak i can kill them all with one hit that's because i got the chain baby there's a flower i knocked a medusa head all of a sudden four new enemies on one screen oh they follow you they don't just go that's cool [Music] hello i'll give you a diamond just give it to me you just give me a diamond i gonna diamond module cell with the three dollar super chat this bump my man thank you so much module coming through with the donation thank you man that is very cool of you thank you so much i got a diamond is this not the cliff where you're supposed to like duck and use a red crystal or something i don't know [Music] okay well i only came here for the diamond what do i do with the diamond i don't know what to do with the diamonds and i gotta cross that thing again oh i don't want to do that oh [Music] really i came here for a diamond that i don't even know why i have oh that bird [Music] i don't want is did i really just come here for the diamond why game what do i do with a diamond i have it equipped what the heck i can throw it did that use money 17 it uses money it's another money thing god dang it why is my money gonna be taken away okay huh forget to kneel near the wall at the dead end is that the dead end is that that was a dead end i need to use that i need to do that don't i need a crystal for that i need red crystal right i have no red chris i got a blue crystal i i figured those muppets would be stronger ow the bird ow the spirit everything hurts it all hurts where's everything gonna hurt okay bam flower medusa i don't think i can do this now don't i need the red crystal and then i kneel i know you just gotta like shove your face in the cliff and then kneel right ha that's fine you know what i think i don't think i can do that yet i don't think i can do that yet mark hale my man what's going on welcome back [Music] i'm gonna produce this how much money do i have i don't have a lot i don't care if i die okay i don't care if i die and we're cursed again it's a horrible night for a curse as opposed to like we said before a great night for a curse james my man patton gonna whip him james mcewen with the three dollar donation thank you so much james that is extreme oh i can't kill them all with one hit now i'm dead it's they're too strong thank you james with the three dollar donation again i'll try and make it out of here for you everything's strong now i'm just gonna kill me oh god the birds the birds the birds please please please okay i made it [Music] i need the red crystal okay i do need a red crystal [Music] go back and kneel the wall i don't have the red crystal mark i need the red crystal rebound crystal uh yeah i got the rebound crystal so i don't think i need to do anything here oh god i hate it i slept i slipped off i slept off i slept off it's okay i slept off again back-to-back slips holy crap we got 57 likes everybody's getting some money hold on everybody get some guilt we got 50 likes we got 50 likes that means everybody gets we'll get you know how about 500. let's be generous bam generous generous 500 everybody gets 500 gil to use as you wish did it work add viewers i think it works there it is have some guild guys oh thank you for hanging out and all the likes go i hate this do i i don't have to come back here right do i have to come back here later maybe i don't know [Music] that was a big jump what made me jump why am i jumping so high do i have an item that makes me jump higher no [Music] oh maybe i'm getting propelled propel me i think i'm getting propelled that's weird i didn't notice god dang it oh michael what's up i have to come back here later god i don't wanna find yeah yeah okay yeah there is some kind of weird physics to these blocks that's very odd i don't like it i don't know where to go now i've kind of explored everywhere i can think of i think everywhere i can think of i think i said that i'm okay with that [Music] jump on the apex see i was doing that before okay this is the place we'd be oh crap now i'm stuck oh no wait that's right this dude's gonna take me somewhere sure i'll take you to a good place i don't trust this guy he's not trustworthy please no fish there's no fish it's like 513. okay is this back to where i came from it is so don't get off here and now new place i think new place new place no this seems like the same place [Music] same place [Music] new place i found a new place how much money do i got four okay we found a new place i'm gonna go kill this ghoul we have decided these are ghouls oh oh oh oh right on it smack smack i wonder where i'm at give me money i'm gonna need it because i probably have some stuff to buy in this town who knows where i'm at where am i turn right for the dead river left for the sodom woods sodom why would you name it that they're bad woods [Music] ah i'm out i'm at a curse time leo what's going on how are you linen what's up i don't even get to finish the job dang it [Music] delta ray studios what's going on hello [Music] old games so nice yeah i love all games old school baby oh are you going to give me the red crystal you're going to give it a red crystal you're going to get a red crystal i'd like to exchange a blue crystal for our red one there we go now we got the red crystal at least he didn't charge me for it [Music] okay now we're gonna talk to everybody because this is an rpg let's go talk to this person up here [Music] i want to get to know you better whoa ma'am hello hello how are you i don't have time for that right now i'm cursed you don't want to you don't want to go with me [Music] i'm going to die soon nobody wants to be a part of that okay get a silk bag from the graveyard duck [Music] get a silk bag from the graveyard duck to live longer there's a duck in the graveyard or do i have to duck in the graveyard [Music] do i have to duck in the graveyard is there a duck in the burger i didn't see a duck clues to dracula's riddle all right boldly mansion there's clues everywhere okay hit deborah cliff with your head to make a hole that's the clue for the red crystal and the cliff that's a bad clue that's a don't clue this is a dumb quill dumb clue [Music] heal me [Music] that's how it looks on switch this is how it looks on switch [Music] duck to activate the garlic no i threw the garlic i wasn't ducking we did the garlic already ah i need to do this again [Music] this game with this cryptic crap all right what are you selling i don't have money right i got like 30 bucks not even god i'm poor right now i have no money i can't buy anything they're all hiding from me is there more though uh no i don't have money i can't even buy garlic i can't even buy garlic no money simon i'm blocked i'm fine [Music] over here is there more no okay i know one of these has two two secrets maybe i already passed it i don't remember okay where was i headed i'll see you at midnight on the riverbank is this the same lady these dude there's some thirsty ladies in this town holy crap i don't even know you sorry pal no time now maybe later yo these ladies are weird in this town just saying simon can't even grow garlic i can't do nothing well i have some garlic i have one garlic i have no lentils or no what was it not lentils uh laurels but i got garlic [Music] wait did i talk to this one ma'am ma'am please nope you're here you got enough [Music] dude simon is a beast i don't know if you guys have seen him simon hottie okay [Music] even i would be like damn just a second have you seen him on the cover of castlevania the dude has freaking ripped have you seen his legs like tree trunks tree trunk legs okay what's over here slimes [Music] okay um oh my the rib didn't work i have rib though ribs should be knocking those fireballs get away from these slimes where are you back oh what are you what you you got jazz hands okay you give me money though i don't care what you are gonna get another whip it's been a while since i got a whip upgrade gotta get another whip please can i get another one something to give me what okay [Music] please okay we go down there up slimes are floaty and dead i probably need more garlic huh well i have one garlic go thank you oh you jerk slimes are worse please don't kill me can't realize what i have i don't know it doesn't tell me [Music] another town um do i um oh yeah yeah we'll talk to these people [Music] [Music] fabian my man what's going on how are you was this a kickstarter game with people no this was a regular game [Music] classic games are very cool i love the old school this is my generation of gaming right here this is the stuff i grew up on [Music] what do we got turn right for sonam woods left for the jam wasteland that's a cool freaking name the jam wasteland i love that name i'm gonna go to the jam wasteland i don't even like jam i mean peanut butter and jelly's okay but like the jam wasteland that's such a cool name why is it the jam wasteland that's so cool all right let's get some money oh man man oh wait i can just do this and just go back and forth here [Music] yes i can yes i can and oh oh you went ma'am okay there's blocks there but whatever the jam wasteland that's my favorite oh there she is or he or it i don't know [Music] ghouls it's just a ghoul [Music] can i thank you look for more baddies oh here we go i found the good spot now now i found the good spot now we're just going back and forth and killing it's killing time guys let's do it to jam wasteland i love it i can't get over the jam wasteland [Music] this is how you game guys this is how you do it just back and forth and back and forth and whip and whip and get some money back and forth and within and get some money back i don't even have to look at the screen i'm looking at you guys look at this this is how old games are i don't have to look at it how's everybody doing i can't look at chat either i got gotta look at you this is what we're doing [Music] i got some money hopefully i didn't miss [Music] anybody [Music] uh i wish it was an item i could use to get more money to give me more hearts and half hearts or forwards this is a really good spot actually like this is fast all the money all the money i don't know how much let's place a waiter how much money do i have now i'm gonna say a hundred now i'm gonna say 104. i bet i got 104. i was wrong okay maybe you were closer maybe you had a better guess than me that's possible because i'm not paying attention i'm just killing and when i start to kill i stop paying attention okay rpg nnn up this is the guy there oh my gosh we're fine everything's fine you want the nintendo and the games me too well not the nintendo but i do have the games oh my gosh pop some popcorn bake some cookies oh cookies cookies yeah make some cookies 20 20 gaming what's up match of the millennium oh yes that's right neo-geo pocket was a great system i love my new geo pocket when i had one [Music] agent how's it going how are you [Music] simon's x's are mad ah they'll get over it nighttime castlevania that is a good song [Music] hey you joined the discord thanks haruka appreciate it [Music] you will be able to go in my my supporters only chat i will invite you as soon as i'm done here farming forever this way yeah it's fun right farming is awesome in games [Music] okay who's ready let's go i have money i need to talk to people i need to buy some stuff i have like how much did i leave off at 170 that's a good amount of money can i get a new whip can i get something i also have a red crystal we also have red crystals my headphones are getting caught in my hands let's go sir did i talk to you i think i did don't make me stay i'll die i didn't talk to you i regret talking to you though ma'am would you like some water hydrate it's important to hydrate ma'am man it's very oh i didn't mean to whip you i'm sorry but here hydrate please you look like you need some water don't look into the death star or you will die does that mean anything it means nothing ma'am you're weird you need a lot more water than i can give you goodbye have a good one she needs all the water okay [Music] making our rounds through the town again this time when we're not cursed and being hounded by wolves sir what can you tell me believe in magic and you'll be saved what does that even mean that means nothing what's in here oh it's already open for me what are we buying where am i [Music] hello what can you sell me morning star buy one ah god i need 30 man id 30 classic role playing gamer thank you thanks for hanging out man that's the morning star why do you have it that's a belmont weapon you shouldn't have the morning star you sure okay hold on i need them i need that weapon i need 30 i need 30 money we're gonna you know we're gonna finish talking everybody in town we'll probably get cursed again then i can get some more money because i'll kill ghouls huh morningstar that's like the best weapon actually is flame went better explain what better i think playing with my paper take my daughter please what is with these people everybody here is weird i don't i don't know your daughter can i get to know her can i take her out to dinner i'll take her to a nice place no pizza not for a first date you don't do pizza guys don't do pizza for a birthday please [Music] here's what you gotta do okay here's some some dating tips for pattin okay ready this is serious your first state needs to be someplace fancy someplace where you can talk to each other get to know each other and you should spend a little bit of money so you can show the girl that that what's the word i'm looking for i want to screw this up so that you can show her that this is important to you not that you're willing to spend a bunch of money on her but that this is important that you're not cheap enough you don't want to think that you're cheap don't beat you don't be cheap in relationships so first date should be some place where you can spend some money you know show where you got the money to do that get to know her decide if you want to go on a second date or third or whatever second date second date is just as important as the first date second day you need to do something like mini golf mini golf is a great second date because it's more lighthearted you know you can you can mess around you can joke around with each other and you're doing stuff so there's not like awkward silence from lack of talking or whatever you're doing stuff so you don't have to talk the whole time but it's nice if things like stop for a minute so you do chat every once in a while and see how she see see how she reacts to the game if she takes it too serious or not you know or if uh you know she's just having fun you want to be able to have fun so first two day tips right there after the third date i don't know yeah oh when i when i think of something i'll tell you guys there you go there's some there's some tips a man living in darkness can give your whip power a man living in darkness what does that mean are you is that flame whip [Music] god man love this music it's music did i talk to you when i was your age women loved me why is everybody weird now why is everybody weird now favorite animation was the simpsons i've heard that mayu flame whip is most powerful whip okay 50 like or 70 likes oh we got 70 holy crap guys 76 likes jeez thank you so much that's a lot of likes am i hungry for pizza i can always eat pizza movies are bad for first date don't do movies first date that's bad idea don't do movies first date that's the worst that's like a late that's after you're together go see movies don't use a movie as a date that's just bad don't do that no pizza on first date no no pizza on first day if someone takes you someone takes you on a first date they offer a pizza no not good enough unless it's like high quality pizza like super high quality pizza from somewhere but don't know if they're taking you to domino's for a first date get rid of that guy or girl i don't care either way no bad first date buy her a burrito blind mayor i swear better be a high quality burrito [Music] when you have a first date who's planning it the guy should play in it well i'm old-fashioned so to me the guy should plan the date 80 likes i see 80 likes i'm giving you more gill you guys are being awesome holy crap guys that's a lot of likes who wants more gil let's get you know what let's give 600 bam that's a lot of guilt how about that you don't date in europe how's anything get done there then lindmar would you like cheeseburger she's pretty good yeah hashtag advice from patton patton pro tips the daughter thing youth and being a belmont casino first date [Music] uh if you have a casino near you i don't know about a first date maybe i don't know they have good food 80 like hype that's a ton of likes guys holy junk thank you so much anyway women apparently loved that person when they were younger there's a lot of talk between women and stuff now all of a sudden this game is has changed the environment of this game has altered wait i don't think i've been in this store yet please let me make it in there okay oh there we go oh this is the one with the two because they make you think oh nothing's in here nope it's a lie you keep going is there more are you the darkest guy you're gonna give me your flamewood buy some of my laurels why are you hiding back here for laurels i don't need wait do i need walls i don't have any laurels but i need money for the morning star get out of here old man why are you hiding you're a weirdo you're a weirdo sir you'll never where's my flame whip how many places am i going um can i be cursed yet so i can get some more money is it almost curse time actually what was over here let me look over this way [Music] oh you're not my guy sorry sorry sorry sir after he's the one that said he didn't want to die and i just whipped them sorry [Music] you're stronger it won't be much longer rhymes [Music] come on come come come come nope nope oh god no i'm not dealing with that right now oh we got some money oh sir [Music] ma'am [Music] why do you have money what do you have all the money go morning star run no which one room was it i don't remember yeah morning star though ah it was up right i'm cursed it wasn't up i don't think it was up i think it was over ah it was up and over a little bit it's a good spot god that's fine that's fine it was over here okay yeah the good spot no more farming hey back to this how's everybody doing everybody enjoying themselves i hope you're enjoying yourself this is actually a pretty good game it's just broken as crap huh all right back to this again this old member of this this was fun when we just did this like i don't know 10 minutes ago totally fun all the fun is to be had right in this spot so fun for this part now we'll have plenty of money for the morning star plus anything else we want to buy because we're going to kill a lot of these we're going to kill so many ghouls just you wait i'm gonna kill them all and not in a crazy way it's because i just want money i don't really care about them i just want their money that doesn't sound any better but it's the truth [Music] say i said it anyway what's up what are you doing how's everybody going anybody got any good first date stories they want to share anybody want to get personal here you get personal not too personal not uh you know what never mind don't don't share nothing i don't want to hear it let's talk about video games instead that's that's more safe has anybody played and beaten this game better yet have you played beating this game without a walkthrough [Music] do are we back [Music] i think we might be back anyway thank you so much for hanging out mayo we're back okay so here's what i'm going to do in case there's something weird going off my internet i'm just going to cut it here i don't want this to be broken up into a lot god again oh we're back in okay we're going to cut it here because there's some some weird stuff going on with the internet and we will continue this another time so this will be a good spot to just just hang out because i think i still have an error on my screen saying it's not receiving enough information for smooth streaming and it says i dropped a bunch of frames so i think internet's being weird right now [Music] so we'll cut it here we've only been streaming a couple hours though that sucks it looks like it might have smooth out i don't trust it though hd buffers don't try them okay at least it didn't cut out completely [Music] oh but my obs is kind of acting weird it's all flashy okay okay i think internet's being kind of funky right now i don't trust it let me see if i can finish this um this real quick this um uh whatever i'm doing grinding a little bit of buffering it's not good something's happening [Music] why would it be buffering unless somebody in the house actually i think my brother's back maybe they're watching something and it's messing with it i'll have to check i'll have to check but i think we're okay now too but i wasn't just grinding the whole time [Music] i could have skipped this whole thing for you guys ah but no of course i didn't heck no what's up castlevania 2. absolutely it's a great game anybody believe that [Music] there we go all right let's at least get the morning star okay it might have fixed itself obs isn't flashing anymore i dropped like 2 000 frames though that's a lot of frames to be dropping where was morningstar was it here this looks like it would be a morning star yes i think [Music] is it still buffering for anybody were you supposed to go out to getting dracula's ribs you gotta explore you gotta you gotta find out what's up that's what i did i'm not using a guide i'm just doing it how much money i got 256 i got so much money okay give me that morning star yes yeah um it's got a tip it's got a spiky tip all good okay we'll keep going for a little bit if it starts getting wonky again though it starts getting wonky again [Music] i dropped point six percent of my frames all clear looks good okay we'll keep going i wonder if it's because i had a full screen preview on my screen i don't know anyway okay so we got what we wanted here let's go this way we'll cross that stupid spot with the jumpy blocks i don't want to do that i'm gonna well you know what that might be the tornado part okay i don't think there's anything else special in this town right some garlic or laurels maybe i have morning star come at me zombie i mean uh mommy give me money dude even during the day i thought it was just a nighttime thing okay let's try this again not with the floating guy okay let's do it huh oh there's only three perfect yeah i don't know why i waited on that one okay look at this dumb crap equip the red jewel this is so stupid slam your head against the cliff [Music] and were taken away by tornado because that clue was extremely obvious as to what to do here hey i found a new dungeon let's do this dungeon manor what's up you want some of this morning star i'll give you more instead i'll get more to start you i'll give you a close look of my morning star right to your face at least it was at least a stream was being stupid for a very small amount of time and it wasn't like the other one was just completely cut out that sucked [Music] and also when i was in miju stream earlier she was having some issues with her capture card i think and she had to reset that's the worst i'm stuck in blocks when you have to reset your stream that is the worst [Music] uh back in the day you need a nintendo power i'm on why am i on crystal what when did i get them crystal how are you supposed to figure out there were phantom blocks in these dungeons that's what i hate i think that's dumb oh we'll go this way what is that what is that just come at me i gotta lure it over oh there's nothing here awesome well i learned about blocks or rocks or whatever those things work they look like donuts kind of not the donuts with holes and i'm like that the one with the cream filling [Music] that's the doughnut i'm talking about do i have money i do the m star i got the m star sweet name also uh [Music] okay well i know that's safe because you're walking on it wait oh i found a thing can i fall will i fall i will fall here on purpose morningstar morningstar morningstar good morning happy birthday [Music] okay don't trust it don't trust it don't trust it don't trust it don't trust that don't trust that how about down there don't trust it oh god oh god oh god trust oh never trusted ever [Music] oh wait am i here oh wait already no no there's just a bunch of hanging dead people that's not anything that's nothing to worry about hey guys what's up i like your pokey sticks [Music] pokey stick poke huh is there something called a pokey stick in pokemon if there is what do you do with it the curse has killed the laurel tree what do i care why okay the laurel tree's dead is that like the mana tree apparently the laurel tree is something special because the laurels make it immensely but why do i care about that okay pokey okay pokey okay okay okay okay okay i'm like super strong these guys aren't doing a lot of damage to me level three baby oh god do i have to go down bones took a second i go this way [Music] down here up here i went here for nothing did you throw me around the game please throw me around some places oh these are good game designs dungeons let me tell you i feel like i've achieved a lot i can't say i'm happy about what's happening right now oh okay mark it's music yes this is my favorite track [Music] laurel tree yanni tree i don't know what a yawning tree is ain't no laurels grew on trees either [Music] okay so nothing there to face to the face [Music] wait is this a way to go [Music] is this where i came from that's where i came from down [Music] no wait what how how how did i get up there where did i come from how did i get in this room i'm [Music] i'm lost i am lost i bet there's gonna be something stupid here oh the person hello i need to talk to you oh maybe i need to go through that wall uh nope i can't make that can i make that let's find out might as well what else are we doing just dinking around this mansion [Music] don't touch me yeah you got a money no okay oh hello oh it's not the right way okay [Music] audio clip that people hear yanny over audio clip i don't know anything about audio but oh i went the right way oh is this it okay so here's that i need to get the cool guy hiding in the wall how do i get the cool guy hiding in the wall [Music] uh can you just throw me a steak can you just throw me a steak no okay well then i guess i'll just make my way this way nope that's not secret elevator anywhere maybe no yes yes yes no okay and now i can't get back up there did i not come from this [Music] how did i get here where am i where's this oh no this is different i have not been this way i must have gone up and around okay i guess we're going up and around please don't are the fake bricks oh you're strong hold on hold on you're strong there you're you're a three hitter even with the morning star are you a two here wait what this game is weird wait oh crap i'm fine okay i did not go this way i didn't oh this is the beginning i'm at the beginning i see where i'm at okay i see where i'm at we don't care about this we're gonna go up and around and hopefully find that guy again because i thought that was weird that that one spot ended in a dead end but i must have missed something over on the left wall because i wasn't looking because it was all dark and black and crap and i didn't even think about it oh why'd you turn oh there's a fake block wait is there a fake blocking on top of me no because he's walking across it so that is not fake it must be up one that's why he turned because there's a fake block here's a fake block down right there found it see the fake block now [Music] it's right there right there right there okay i found the fake blocks guys now let's go over and kill some things ignore that come up here kill this fun person they're gone no worries i think this is safe it is but also nothing wait no no no no no that's how you do it oh my gosh i wasn't ready for all this and down we go slap slap bang bang gimme that money one more for you okay it's gonna be over here somewhere okay it's not there i can make sure i don't die because i'll lose all my money that i can't buy a steak i need to go that way i need to go wait wait there we go okay there's this there is it below me is it below me it might be below me is he below me is this fake if those spikes are fake that would be something okay i think it's below me right excuse me excuse me sir excuse me pokey don't read any of that nonsense okay it's over here right cool guys should be over here oh god wait i should do this just in case sir i need a steak sir i need a steak sir i need a steak sir i need a steak thank you i will invest in an oak steak very much awesome i have invested i'm smart with my money [Music] the only games missing in this collection are castlevania legends kid dracula on game boy [Music] brazil what's up how are you good morning bruno welcome welcome can i fall down here i would love to fall down here because that's where i need to go no i can't make it um maybe we'll get a shortcut that'll be nice shortcut show cut now shortcut anywhere here right there shortcut baby all right good we have to walk all the way around again [Music] it's so slow man the nes is just getting pushed to its limit look at this heck yeah i'm floating i'm basically floating look at all these hanging dudes oh hey look what i found i found a thing let's uh let's get that old oak steak out and slam it hey what do we got now what do we possess we process dracula's nail i got his nail oh that means something i don't remember what it means but it means something anyway i got his nail it's right here i think that means i can break blocks with my whip right something like that rondo blood's missing it is that's because it was in that collection rondo and um symphony were in that collection super castlevania fort that's a good one we just played that rib eye steak yes gonna go wee all right haruka thank you so much for hanging out enjoy what are you having pizza some of you taking here with the pizza remember what i said don't let no dude take you out of me not on a first lady he's not good enough for you then how do i get out of here i'm stuck i'm stuck in this dungeon [Music] popeyes i love popeyes oh you got popeyes where you're at i love pop pies i gotta pop eyes near me that's delicious they have a new fish sandwich it's really good [Music] their chicken's good too i like the chicken i like the spicy chicken bam the morning star should be whooping up on these guys i don't want to take two hits hey we did it we got another item of dracula's dracula's butt uh how old am i um neil [Music] currently proud owner of bloodstained oh which one the uh curse of the moon or the other one is this something i need to do with a thing do i need a thing here red crystal i almost died [Music] kneeling usually does something oh no i did it i was actually lying i mean i was joking but okay that was a joke okay more stuff [Music] oh it's this thing again god dang it just reversed i just lost all my money how much money did i have did i have a lot of money i don't know how much money that was it a lot [Music] this is different oh is this where i need the nail [Music] bam bam i do look i'm making progress guys there's actually game what the crap is all this [Music] okay why are you cursed land i'm not a chris lane yet what is that stuff though that water maybe that's water i need flame lit well actually not right now i don't want to find flame whip because i can't afford it this looks like it used to be a town that maybe got messed up [Music] okay where am i this is weird the blue orange contrast of course oh i'm falling i'm gonna die oh gosh is this like the lost city of [Music] something you know it's like the the signpost actually told me what town i was in can i not make that i can't make the job okay [Music] ah christine no fear what's going on how are you can you have ambrosia on the first date what is ambrosia i know what that is that's a liquor isn't it i don't know oh there's so many skull heads so many of these skull heads man will they give you three hits i throw students oh okay i mean i know it's night time but i also thought other things okay so three hits bam bam bam four hits you're a four hitter since when all the rules are being broken oh god don't trust it jeez okay all that money i can't even get it so i'm too weak slap slap slap [Music] snap slap slap slap four hits these are some strong skelly boys i see spider webs but no spiders that's good spiders suck in this game [Music] okay are these gates that i can go in nope i mean it's night time anyway so i wouldn't be able to i've no idea where i'm at this place is [Music] different [Music] it looks like i might be able to go up one more time but nothing's letting me nope who is this place oh i fell i'm scared money though that's not something i'm gonna jump on oh okay uh it's bad it's bad now they're all over me [Music] hmm this is an intense area there's a lot going on here i'm just going to go this way oh but i was way higher up than i thought holy crap i thought it was like near the bottom already what are you flame man can you give me flame whip you're throwing things at me that's rude they home in on my face i don't like that or a flame would work on him [Music] okay more of this this doesn't look as bad i'm just trying to beat those skeletons [Music] oh yeah you don't stop okay you know what it's time for this time for the just the old simon classic of running and never stopping just take that damage you got beefy legs you got it i don't got this though i don't have any laurels i got the laurels can i do this okay i can do this it's not that big it's not that big take it take it take a simon oh what is that thing oh that's a bad guy oh i jumped i'm gonna die i'm gonna die how much money do i have ah that's a good bit of money either i should have bought laurels when i had a chance instead i mocked that man delicious water as a source of life ambrosia retro version i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i whipped okay we're not dead we still have [Music] that's fine that thing can't hit me i'm invincible okay just keep going simon you got this you got this simon you got this just tank it tank it take it oh god stop with that okay only two hits you're weak oh but look at me now i'm hurt oh my gosh this is the biggest swamp [Music] i'm gonna make it i have plenty of life i'm gonna make it i'm gonna make it i'm gonna make it up oh my god can i have a town with a church that's good too that should be the last dungeon right you just do it screw it oh my gosh they're so strong okay how much money do i got enough for a thing enough for of some steak let's go let's do it oh god oh god oh my god and they're fast and they throw their boobs at me okay maybe this is a bad idea to do this now [Music] everything is so strong i'm just going this way okay [Music] um okay i have the nail that's not what i want [Music] i'm just there no nothing [Music] i'm gonna die uh i can't get past this dude [Music] he's gonna kill me ow oh nope my life didn't go down at all i want money but not that bad wait a minute [Music] yep this is what we gotta do okay [Music] where did he even come from i need to watch the enemies more so i can see where the boom thrower so i can see where the blocks are your bones are going too high oh [Music] don't trust it hello oh this is going to take forever right it's going to take a million holy waters one million holy waters coming up there's a thirsty skelly boy oh my god [Music] i don't trust it and i'm gonna die and i don't want to lose my money i think i have one life i can lose but i still don't want to die anyway oh my gosh the strongest skeleton in the world mirex what's up you're just playing this nice did you beat it oh okay [Music] i don't want to go down because i need stigma okay let's see oh wait maybe these statements over here because look there's spikes he's sometimes around steakman yes yes oak steak please yes please yes please thank you so now where do i go i'm going up please don't hit me thank you we got our steak we're good negative maybe just a bit further from here ah i don't need help mark what are you talking about i'm doing fine on my own i haven't used one walkthrough yet [Music] i died that's okay though because i wasn't i wasn't planning on coming back from this get away from me i'm gonna get hit that's fine ouch that's rude that fire hurts by the way wow you're bouncing [Music] there's nothing you can do about it either you just have to take that damage that's so dumb get out of here get out of here oh crap get out of here you two get out of here i'm running running it's another boss [Music] there we go i beat the boss okay here's dracula's last piece of whatever i'm getting we got his lung we possess dracula's that's not a body part what does this ring do what do i care about his ring oh give us a ring [Music] that's a useless ring i don't care about this ring 95 likes i just saw that holy crap guys thank you so much for the likes do i beat this thing is dagger good maybe dagger's good [Music] dagger don't do nothing to it this is um what is this this is dracula's niece right or something or his cousin are you not gonna do nothing oh oh [Music] are you crying she's crying [Music] well i have the defense against uh [Music] this is the better way there we go [Music] she actually hit me [Music] i now possess the magic cross what does that do carmilla that's her name thank you no crying in video games uh i got the magic cross i don't know what it does but it's up there it's by the morning star and watch this all that time we spent killing the boss and she just comes back [Music] game design come on guys what are you doing can i equip the cross no it's just there am i stronger [Music] oh hello i beg of you to take these laurel oh thank you i got some free laurels yo i got free laurels guys you're the best i got four laurels i'm stuck that dude gave me used to free law that's my favorite person oh i'm dead maybe i can get another cross can i get another cross do i need another cross do i need this cross because i really have to kill her [Music] and we're safe okay let's get out of here okay so really what do i need the flame whip i would like the flame whip and am i dead i have no money okay i have i'm out of money spiders are back i can't kill them they are extremely tough [Music] [Music] okay [Music] i didn't see you the screen wasn't ready for me so when you flame whip thank you oh you're you're you're a throwy guy okay now you're gonna die oh why oh sir you need to work on that okay up and over maybe this seems like the way back to the entrance i feel like i'm going the right way this feels good [Music] [Music] i took a chance i think i'm leaving right i'm good now [Music] see this guy's the anti-jumper he just comes at you i have 24 how much is flame with more than 24 can i get a discount or being a belmont hey mike what's up oh well done thank you i'm assuming you're home oh yep i do see you you are home oh well done please okay well we got all the dracula's body parts now it's just time to find him right and kill him find him to kill him and now laurels [Music] let's use some laurels let's go let's just walk just walk just walk just walk walking walking and talking walking do some more walking talking walking talking moving we're doing it let's go by the way mike the viking is my brother guys and he's making dinner oh i found a graveyard them on the backswing i know where i'm at this takes me back to the beginning i remember this because i couldn't get here from before so i shouldn't want to go here right or do i want to go here [Music] holy crap that's insane that's a lot of [Music] likes so i don't know where i'm going [Music] um i don't know if i should go back that way because i know what's over there and i can't get back oh crap slime crap slime crime sliding how much more 36 that's not enough okay so i'm at the point where i'm cool with asking if anybody knows where i get the flame whip and then once i get the flame whip how do i get the dracula's place well there was a place back this way actually oh my laurel's out how must take on a plate i do in my hands should i not have gone this way was this a waste of my laurels i'm down to one laurel did i waste my laurels we have a hundred likes guys you're getting some guilt for that holy junk thank you so much for all those likes everybody here if i could spell [Music] guess 1 000 gil in your stomach oh god i'm gonna die oh there it is how much money do i have 42 still okay did i is this was this the wrong way i think it went the there was a town we went through right that uh we didn't do anything with correct you know what i can use laurels in this next area could i go back and get more laurels from that guy yeah i'd rather just buy them [Music] dude this is a big swamp here's the curse we're cursed i'm cursed we're all cursed okay you can make it oh my gosh can you make it you can't [Music] okay okay [Music] where do i go i mean i should i just go back this way [Music] i hope i screw this up swinging a lot was bad for your health yeah is it lava it's just poison marsh water right not exactly lava [Music] i'm just gonna go this way [Music] i know this is kind of near the beginning but i don't know where i'm supposed to go [Music] i think netflix made a big mistake not adapting castlevania 2 for season 3. um well i think that's too far off from the actual story to be honest they're still not even the same timeline as castlevania 2. but i think they should have stopped um the current storyline with the three of them after the first season or the second season whatever you want to call it um and moved on to different castlevanias i do think they should have done that because season three i don't was not great in my opinion it was very slow it didn't add a lot to the story this is the first town isn't it [Music] no this can't be the first town this is like the third town [Music] oh you're strong oh wait yeah you're like the the mega strong cool what's my 78 where is i mean i can look at a map i guess i can look at a map and find out where this whip is or something i want to see how far i can make it without a map i don't think i could have made it across the marsh the other way holy crap [Music] also any more rolls these things aren't even hurting me now i'm so freaking strong with such high level high level gameplay hey there's a secret to replenish earth kneel by the lake with the blue crystal how would you ever ever know to do that that's so dumb that's so dumb it says six three is that the sixth street [Music] oh hi that's a nice [Music] i see a thing down there hello [Music] morning suns vanquish this horrible night four screen west of badly mansion dude i don't even know i have no idea what that even means i don't know where that mansion is how do i know what that mansion is why is nothing working no there [Music] i now possess the sacred flame out of nowhere lost two captain it's okay to be scared well okay um [Music] so four screen west of where's that mansion oops and how much is it do we know how much it is do i have to grind should i be grinding right now i have 128 200 maybe you think it's 200 i got a sacred flame i think it's a weapon just some random weapon stuck in a wall somewhere [Music] you can tell me mirax that's fine which which mentions uh that mansion [Music] free it's free from an old dude okay where's that [Music] mansion from a man living in the darkness so we still should have bought all these whips right oh is this it is this the mansion four screen west maybe this is it one i don't know i'm just guessing i have no idea [Music] two this is like the this is the beginning that's not the right mansion that's not the right mansion i found the wrong mansion [Applause] [Music] maybe he lives in a cave that would make sense if you lived in a cave out god [Music] dang [Music] because like this will be screened for ish [Music] ish [Music] that was probably not the mansion i bet it's a different mansion what's the difference [Music] 170 oh it doesn't matter because it's free i'm gathering these for nothing i can beat some laurels find some ah workhorse oh hey there's a donation it didn't show up on stream what the crap there it is this game may be a hot mess but you gotta love the music absolutely oh my gosh how am i gonna pronounce this jacopo della garcia thank you so much for the five dollar donation very very kind of you thank you so much and yes this game is a hot mess but the the music makes up for it in my opinion castle four we're the dungeon there's a dark area in the castle that you go to oh which one's castle 4 did i pass castle 4 just now how do i get the castle for [Music] huge fan of the channel thank you so much that's so nice of you to say thank you okay castle 4 must be this way or is it this way i don't remember i got hit by the werewolf why am i even killing anything if i don't have to [Music] so wait aren't you walking to the town you spawn at the beginning yeah this should be the first town if you remember correctly you get the flamework from the gypsy in the underground cave and utah lower road so where is that in conjunction to where i'm i'm at right now do i go back to the right this way or do i keep going that way [Music] this is a hint free zone actually no this is a this is a this is a give me all the hit zone time now now we get to play together someone's going to tell me where i'm going was it this way one hit at night ow i didn't have a rib i remember there being a lower area to the right [Music] i killed it [Music] [Music] no i'll get it a little bit mike i'm going to try and finish this and i'll eat it later thank you does this guy take me there sir map there map let me find him out casa flora has the red gate [Music] let's look this up map inside town of ondol [Music] this is a big map [Music] berkeley this is too big this map too big i can't see all of that this not helpful [Music] this might be helpful this looks helpful okay can can you okay there we go so video game what's going on my man how are you [Music] save rewind feature circle the moon is a great game alright so which mansion boldly mansion utah path [Music] right now i'm in jova i needed to go wait but i couldn't go i couldn't go away right correct i got stuck there's a there's there's a mansion oh unless does nail let you buy it boldly mansion [Music] all right there's bowling mansion one two fours okay i see found an uttapath how do i get there from here i guess keep going right [Music] lots of right we go lots of right i guess because right now i'm past the blast i'm at the dead river will the cliff take me over actually let's go to the cliff the cliff might take me over right if i'll take some place nice jerk [Music] unless this guy will take me there [Music] so like where am i now that's the question [Music] i'm in a town is this aldora keep going okay keep going if this is aldora i just need to keep going this way you oh dude that was close i'll get him i'll get him i'll get him high on okay this is probably aldora but i have no way of knowing that because these signposts only oh wait no this will tell me okay okay river saddam woods yes and then i if i go up it'll take me to andol then to jam wasteland we love the jam wasteland and that's where i can use the face cliff cliff face cliff on my face right yes probably jam wasteland ow stop stop stop stop stop stop [Music] bring chat back up because now we kind of know where we're going plus the magic cross gives you access to the final castle oh that's what the cross is for oh wait a fan become this system version of this game i have not last castle i just did salam hussein woods yeah that's the joke to make [Music] pokey jerk you pokey jerk [Music] okay [Music] hey we're not cursed thanks for streaming this game you need to go through i think yours on the hot plate i don't know what you were talking about but you're welcome come on jump high jump high jump high up there not at me why i died to a slime i lost all that money oh god they're back they're all back okay leave me alone leave me alone [Music] okay this is this is al no this is ando [Music] do i care about laurels do i need laurels again any more laurels where did i get dracula's ring um that last place i just was in that last castle uh manor mansion [Music] i think do i need more laurels should i be getting more laurels guys crap [Music] [Music] there we go okay okay we will duck and we will be taking somewhere [Music] got the red jewel i've got the red jewel guys okay we're almost done i'm pretty sure we're almost done we just got to go find dracula and whip them up and then we're good then we beat castleman too so this place west of here [Music] so we need to go to let you get out of here get out of here [Music] so that was boldly mansion this is ooda lake and then uda path right is this a lake this is a blank spring this looks like a lake [Music] so we go this way [Music] and it should be down here i was here i was there i've been here i didn't go this way though i didn't go this way though i need a nail put on the nail okay [Music] oh hello i'll give your morning star power to burn away evil look what i got guys i got my flag i can't wait to break my spell come back with a powerful weapon okay what oh look at that nasty look at that nasty oh the sound it makes okay so you need the morning star so that's good that we bought the morning star i wasn't even thinking of that okay i don't know what he was talking about a curse but i did it okay now where i need to go left keep going left to dracula's place right correct i mean looks like it i gotta go through yomi i gotta go through a lot of places all right time to go fight dracula this is cool i'm gonna go through danya let's do it let's do it let's go hey i found some guys let's go [Music] you're able to figure out any hits nice very good this is being played on the nintendo switch this is the castlevania collection on nintendo switch yeah go ease cartridge this come included with the save battery no giz wrap yet use passwords [Music] east is always progress let's go kill everything all this whip so i have super offense and i have awesome defense stop and i'm cursed actually west progressed once when you had to go to the um left of the main town after you got some stuff right and to the mountain to use the um use the uh stop it oh my god to use the uh the whirlwind face whirlwind look at griffin's up there that sucks oh what's in this town anything special in the sun i need to care about probably not is there a [Music] church there's a church okay i guess we'll hang out here until uh church opens up maybe they have laurels here as well we could buy some laurels maybe [Music] help with something [Music] don't kill me 76 that's not too bad [Music] the sound this whip makes is so cool that's nasty nasty whip let's go best weapon in secret amanda right here [Music] just killing some gold just in town [Music] these nights are long a long night a long night of ghoul killing with very little reward i'm at 132 almost double with my money so yeah it's okay i guess [Music] we get some good music max offense baby maybe we're gonna level up too that'll be nice then we won't even have to use the church that was cool [Music] hey the morning sun has vanquished an evil night a horrible night the night was horrible it's a horrible night back on the nes nice eric i have this for the nes i just ordered a physical copy for the limited run oh yeah the collection yeah i heard that was out heal me priest all the heels thank you i have so much life there's so much life let's go okay so what do you have for me town probably nothing nothing i want i feel i'm missing something right now i think i got full items hello [Music] a woosh flame all right what do you got laurels do i care i got 188 i'm playing yes how many did you give me a whopping three laurels two laurels actually i had one already that's the bum deal that's a jank deal whatever [Music] there's not much in this town this is a small town what do you gotta say the cross and laruva's mansion must be found see i didn't know that i didn't think you needed the cross but apparently you need the cross you think i got the cross because i wasn't even going to kill that boss where you got to be in the first dungeon i have no idea i don't remember just look around you've upset the people now get out of here why screw forget you i'm helping upset the people who are you mad at dingus [Music] after castlevania i warned you not to return oh are you upset because you're so close to dracula's castle and i made him mad or something you're back fine this time sucks this time sucks [Music] i don't even care about you guys then if that's how you're gonna be i'm just gonna keep moving and listen to better music than your stupid town music i can hear bloody tears [Music] these poor fishermen they don't have a chance oh you're cold now oh where's my rib [Music] ow it's too close just spin that fire pretty fast [Music] okay good thing i got those laurels ah i kind of need them now let's go never mind that was a small marsh still useful still useful all right from here let me check my map because i'm basically done we want to go down do we need anything from vlad mountain because it says dora woods east bridge dennis martian vlad mountain or if we go down to yomi we got the graveyard the west bridge castlevania and then the chamber [Music] click something i can't hear anything now mute is off volume's up uh something with your audio i don't know merex this game established back in the 80s belmonts getting no respect yeah poor belmonts they're all just trying to help i'll go top way first nope there's marsh i don't want to go top way i'm just going to go to castlevania's place had exits browsing raider weird very weird who knows internet computers it's all jank it's all janky [Music] another town oh this is yeah i was just here i just mentioned this down anything good in this sound this is an actual empty room interesting best castlevania game ever i have no idea everybody's gonna have a different opinion on that one turn right for brad graveyard dora woods rad not vlad [Music] come on come on game do better than brad wow this town's dead this town is dead anybody in here that's so cool how they made the town like next to dracula's place dead let's live here together what no get away from me [Music] weirdo you're psychology aren't you okay well that was a great town it was nice nice town graveyard brad's graveyard [Music] oh more birds [Music] yeah that's a great game rondo blood's really good [Music] is it a jewel i bet i have to go up god damn the game's going to make me go up or maybe eyeball eyeball no i just needed holy water oh first time first time nothing in naomi yom me ain't got nothing okay crossing crossing the castlevania bridge right we good castlevania bridge get ready for this dungeon guys this is a great dungeon right it's the last night it's gotta be good oh wait i'm just a bridge not the entrance of the castle [Music] here we go here we go [Music] oh i found it okay okay let's do it i see no bad guys i seen you right guys [Music] oh wait it's probably over here [Music] ah just a regular drop the soundtrack is wonderful yes game actually has bosses yes technically they're pretty weak though they are not very good bosses nail do i have i don't even have any equipment oh i see i gotta jump over [Music] oh man great soundtrack right guys great soundtrack great graphics it makes a great game doesn't it not the cryptic clues or anything oh here we go here we go [Music] oh i can't move nope simon what you doing okay let's burn the stuff let's do it i think we're here good luck dungeon good luck dungeon [Music] oh bring him back i'm reverse the curse there's dracula there he is let's do it i think i beat him oh he's throwing things whoa oh crap he straight up killed me okay time to freaking time to freaking walk all the way through again yeah i know that flame weapon's supposed to be able to kill him real fast we're just gonna do that they had the awesome soundtrack in the fight scene nice [Music] yeah that's a i like that show you always make me walk all the way back yeah we'll cheese the flame we'll cheese the flame might as well kill him he's a jerk he deserves to get burned fight the grim reaper to get the golden dagger i got the golden dagger i got the cross and the gold dagger [Music] flame it'll kill him flame stuns them yeah we're going to stun lock him and kill him real quick this should this shouldn't be the bed simply has the knight on sega saturn yes i did know that and it has an extra area that is not in the playstation 1 version [Music] oh [Music] oh my gosh hey we did it we killed him okay i got a nicely lit ending what does this mean although god is so slow although the confrontation between simon and [Music] dracula as concluded simon couldn't survive his fatal wounds we died we didn't make it we died [Music] transylvania's only hope is a young man who will triumph over evil and rid the city [Music] of dracula deadly curse so wait i died dracula died right i thought the curse was done isn't this why i did all this stopped the curse didn't work everything looks nice what do we do we beat it oh okay hey we did it [Music] we did it that was the dracula fight and apparently we beat the game [Music] remember having to figure this game out before the internet yeah people use um nintendo power yo steven christian with the five dollar donation good job on beating simon's quest thank you so much steven cheers matango very cool of you dracula died of castlevania nighttime come on i don't know enjoy my steak yeah it's gonna be good final thoughts i think i mean if they would have just fixed the um the clues and stuff it would be a great game fix the clues take away those breaking block things and it's it's a great game but god dang game's a monster worth the price at the time ending was a bust yeah we died everything died it's got some problems but overall it wasn't bad i don't think but anyway that was castlevania too guess what time is it's this time it's time to thank some people but not yet hold on nobody look at this i have people to add oh my gosh that was a fun game oh man how am i supposed to find this out now [Music] it was a fun game i had fun i think it was fun difficult kind of dumb kind of dumb sometimes not gonna lie kinda dumb sometimes [Music] sorry i'm just looking some stuff up one sec okay okay okay guys okay guys okay guys okay guys hello hello oh my gosh there we go did i beat the first one i beaten the first like five yeah i beat a lot of them anyway we have some people to thank right here these are the channel supporters i have to make this list a little bit smaller so it'll fit these people oh dear these people are the people who support the channel through youtube memberships and patreon they get a shout out at the end of every live stream and every video whenever i choose to make one and you get that fun stuff over there like gizra see that yellow hat he's got that means he's a member cool stuff like that you also got emojis access to supporters only channel in my discord so let me thank the following people we have adam slater andre g 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through that game we'll be doing that probably tomorrow afternoon ish maybe evening i don't know yet we'll see um but once again that is a blind playthrough of majora's mask and that is fun that's like it's turning out pretty good but uh that is it for me today you guys have been awesome thank you so much for all the donations all the new members you're amazing hope i can see you guys tomorrow for majora's mask as well make sure you subscribe and hit the notification bell or join my discord so you know when i stream live again there's links to everything in the description below if you're interested and that is it for me oh man you guys are awesome i can't thank you enough for for hanging out with me so we beat it in what three hours three and a half hours three-ish hours that's pretty good right for castlevania game that's not too bad considering it takes me five hours to beat one level of ghosts and goblins anyway that is it for me thank you guys so much i'll see you tomorrow take 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Channel: Patton Plays

Views: 2,808

Rating: 4.9694657 out of 5

Keywords: castlevania, castlevania II, castlevania 2, castlevania 2 simons quest, castlevania ii simons quest, simons quest, castlevania nintendo, castlevania ii nintendo, castlevania 2 nes, castlevania ii nintendo switch, casltevania collection, castlevania collection nintendo switch, castlevania ii gameplay, castlevania ii playthrough, castlevania ii first time, castlevania ii first playthrough, castlevania 2 nintendo switch, castlevania nes, castlevania collection switch, cvii

Id: AIMPsQtQXTo

Length: 206min 16sec (12376 seconds)

Published: Sat May 15 2021