Capone | Ray Dejon's Laffaholics | Ep 704

is that turns against us comedy in the building my main man give it up we start a club dance to the night that is hot kill you what the goddamn stir-fry I'm tired thank you very be careful I've been on a plane all week fly to that fourth I'm sorry let me start my I'm glad to see it's a mixed crowd for most iPod Ricans I'm glad this photo Regas good yeah I know y'all know what was going on while hopping in there they doing something they gave me a job it's a lot of the people I love Puerto Ricans I grew up with them yes Puerto Ricans I swear to God Puerto Ricans say certain that you know was the end of a conversation you ever seen a spanish girl argue with her mother and all a mother do is say yeah and that's the all the ended argument she let me know listen you mind your business you go outside mommy no that's the end of the goddamn argument Porto Ricans a party for anything Hector got shot okay it's a body I know I lived on the bottom of them all night yeah black people not gonna do open this door Hector one thing I learned about a Spanish man he ain't scared of when he got but wisest in them he comes to the door in his drawers in the cheek lenta everybody else dressed what happened it's that time again stuff comedy in the field my main man night that is hot kill you what the goddamn stir fry I'm tired thank you baby be careful I've been on a plane all week fly to that fourth I'm sorry let me start my I'm glad to see us a mixed crowd almost I applaud Ricans I'm glad as for Regas good yeah I know y'all didn't know what was going on while hopping in there they doing something they gave me a job it's a lot of the people I love Puerto Ricans I grew up with them yes Porto Ricans I swear to God Puerto Ricans say certain that you know is the end of a conversation you ever seen a spanish girl argue with her mother and all a mother do is say yeah and that's the all the innit argument so let me know listen you mind your business you go outside mommy no that's the end of the goddamn argument Rodriguez is a party for anything Hector got shot okay it's a party I know I lived on the bottom of them all night [Applause] black people not gonna do open this door Hector one thing I learned about a Spanish man he ain't scared of when he got but wisest in them he come to the door in his drawers in the cheek lenta everybody else dressed what happened you be like you don't turn Dede listen I give you an invitation you don't come to the party that's your business everybody in the building is in the party you know only in the building with a job black people always act like we tough you gotta turn that down oh I'm calling the Polish pop I don't give a who you call listen I'm this Supra all right lock the door downstairs nobody else can come in the building next thing you know your ass in the middle of the floor it's a total difference now total difference Latin people are only people in the world that you can't say no to I don't give a what the situation is black people we accept the word no quick we everything black people we just take they tell us we go to the bank and go get a goddamn loan we apply for the loan they say well sir the application is denied or sorry and we just leave we don't even question white people question you can't tell them no right away well sir we looked at your application mr. Popple house key and we're sorry we have to decline you right skills me call your supervisor not the that works yeah I want to see the district supervisor Porto Ricans they go all in well mr. Rodriguez we looked at you invitation in your application and we have to turn you to help I be like oh hold on hold on a minute it's a problem right now you see I come in the bank right I'm happy you happy like things I do that I asked you for the application you put it under the window right I get the application you know how speaking motion English so I actually what happened you say you have me you help me fill it out you say for you name there I put my name you say put the address I put my address I know where I live [Applause] everything you tell me to check i check in you say taking a jacket when you tell me to put the sign I don't know what the Chinese I look around I say what sign you say no sign your name haha you tell me I do it but something happening when I put the paper back on the window you look at everything you tell me what to do I do it but you say now you can't give me the money so I say well what happened and you look at me and you say well mr. Rodriguez you don't have ID ID let me ask you something because you're stupid let me ask you something who you lending the money to me or the picture if you have me you don't need ID and the one you giving the money to you stupid [Applause] love them Oh life is just so short that's why you gotta have fun I always tell men we need to stop lying and a lying tool is this right here every man that got this for some reason we lie but ladies I know y'all think we lie to y'all know we lie to everybody everybody our brothers call we look at the phone tonight nah doesn't even borrow money click our own mother's call yeah ma nobody won't hear that church today click but for some reason when your woman call you look at the phone twice every man does it soon as we call because we don't know why the you call to leave I hope got down three o'clock what the I did yesterday that she calling me through hip-hop you know what I better answer this she hung up and what happens every man gets the same soon as you walk in the house don't woman don't miss a beat I called you and I text you why didn't you answer the phone now you're a grown man this your phone you pay the bill you could have tell her right in her face I saw you call me be a man speak your mind I saw you call me I didn't feel like picking up the phone but you ain't gonna say that you punk what you gonna do is make up a lie right there baby you did what time you call me you know you're the third person to say that today I'm taking this back to Sprint tomorrow be lying and they said a man made this phone ain't no goddamn man made this phone no ain't no man when it gave no woman this much information Siri this know everything soon as you talk to spirit Siri how you get downtown shoo oh there's traffic we need to take another route this know everything Jinxy and syria and got so popular she let her sister move in your house Alexa this nosy you don't even know she on she in the corner doing this yet Alexa yes so I tell men tell the truth you got to speak the truth times are definitely changing definitely changing I remember back in the days when we used to have those commercials with the little African child there's certain that I want to know what happened why they don't have them commercials no more now the Africans are over here they all grown up them was actors you know how I know they was actors because they have flies and they face now I ask you a question have you ever had a fly come near your face the first thing you're doing get the get the they stood there right there flies all over them and then this white man comes out for thirty cents a day you can feed little belly little belly just looking now they've grown up if you ever talk to an African he get pissed off cuz he didn't get his money yet if you ax wasn't you on that commercial don't talk to me if you see this mic he didn't know give me my money all day long I waited for my money in my village and this right there with the flash in my face they get hurt they talk about the quake and the flies MF and people are upset about it now I don't talk about them the Africans are here now why the Dane send the money over there trying to take care look it kids for you see them stomachs we got over here little kids need to eat never look fat was eating back then no I'm telling the truth y'all keep falling for these commercials for $0.10 a day who the could eat for $0.10 even your kid and start cursing at you here take a dime mom come on just times have changed a lot of we paying attention to crabs what happened the crabs a whole generation of crabs just broke out crabs was so popular ain't give a if you knew they had it he walk around - you got 30 hold something to get that cream he's scratching the out of himself what's wrong with you don't know I got this right here it changed crabs just disappeared what happened is that that that we had about two years ago uh Ebola that just broke out they blame all our Africans we was looking at Africans all kinds of ways you got a bolo how the you know what a bully is you ain't know what it was we none of us bola is coming some just gonna come and it's gonna us up cuz ya'll eating the wrong I'm telling you right now you're just gonna a out think you eating that I yeah that better pay attention times have changed sex has changed sex hangs like it used to be oh man we used to have fun when we was young you could put a woman leg in the air do all kinds of some of y'all cramping up at 30 you try to put a woman leg up now put my chick down hold on I got a cramp let you don't want to hear that crap no it changed doggy style don't you style ain't the same you usually could pull a woman here try to try it now whole lace-front just come to off you can't do tricks like you used to do you sir pull that you yeah whose is this seems like wait a minute you put in my glue no I'm telling the truth and I don't know why y'all keep wearing these lace fronts they hot is a I did a commercial and they made me put on a wig almost passed the out lace fronts hot y'all got this glue n-no sir not me that's why I knew I couldn't have been a woman I took that off in a heartbeat get the that's why you'll see good fights no more memory used to see good fights all you mean it was goddamn grease now this just got to go to the beauty parlor hold on I'm about to have a fight tomorrow take this out my hair no times have changed we used to have fun we don't have fun no more run catching kiss you can't kiss the no got anybody now lips up they got no teeth oh man this is we're getting old y'all better have fun and do old young y'all still trying to do young flowers some of y'all trying to to three hours for what that's a flight you can give here to Atlanta in two hours nobody need to be and then after you you want a to hold you ain't nobody holding you no more ain't got no strength and y'all that be holding these women y'all stupid you know you ain't got no strength this heavy head on your arm huh big head see to my y'all right daddy no I feel needles they giving me the light my name is Capone y'all thank you [Music]

Channel: BRIC TV

Views: 129,852

Keywords: Brooklyn, New York City, BRIC, Brooklyn television, brooklyn news, brooklyn culture, downtown brooklyn, brooklyn public access, brooklyn local news, BRIC TV, timmy hall comedian, laffaholics, laffaholics comedy, laffaholics comedy lindenwood diner, lindenwood diner, lindenwood diner comedy, capone comedy, capone comedy stand up, capone comedian

Id: INrFPfeX6XU

Length: 15min 21sec (921 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 12 2019