Candid Camera Classic: Two Car Quickies

ah normally the dipstick is about a foot long but watch the expression on each of these gas station attendants on these dipsticks that range all the way up to 12 feet long is the flap up do you see it's open almost an automatic gesture already has about eight feet out they had a little bar and you know these mechanics are very proud people they don't like to admit that they don't know every new car where they try to get to the bottom up and here we invite your attention to a most wonderful expression on this man's face was the car the doors are locked the brake is on and it's planted directly over a ten dollar bill and this is simply a group of people that we enjoyed watching as they went about the task of trying to get as much of that bill as they could now this lady had her arms full but in our first try she sort of half ripped the bill and now she's going to imagine your mother taking a wheel as well and locking it now if she only gets half of the bill obviously it isn't negotiable well she wants to get enough of it so the other number shows perhaps and she might not ever dirty your hands any other time but look at this lady go and she's getting out inch by inch ah finally she gets about seven dollars and fifty cents worth but she studies it over and she figures that it's better than nothing and all she goes with her loot and her shopping purchases this guy took about two seconds came back with a jack and up on the car so he was and he had already people to snatch the money for him pick up the pieces which indeed they did and finally this is the lady we want you to watch this is feminine ingenuity at its best she's wearing a white dress she hates to get herself soiled but she hates to leave that money which is so near and yet so far she studies it over and for a moment it looked to us as though she was going to leave without getting any part of it she waited awhile to see perhaps someone would come along and help but nobody arrived at that moment so she left and we thought that that was the last we'd ever see of her mm-hmm but suddenly in the rear comes another car watch this bang who comes hotfooting out of the car behind the lady

Channel: Candid Camera Classics

Views: 231,854

Keywords: Candid Camera, Allen Funt, Cars, Jokes with Cars

Id: zP8V53_YdMI

Length: 3min 44sec (224 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 19 2016