Canadian Forces - Standard for Harassment and Racism Prevention (SHARP)

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Chapter 6 "But He's a Good Sergeant" - 10:50


πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 1 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Slappy_MC_Garglenutz πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 03 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Oh the memories. I wish they were separated into each of the videos though.

I've also forgotten how shitty our OD uniforms were. CADPAT is leaps and bounds better than that POS.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 56 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/judgingyouquietly πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Ah yes SHARP training, when our one MCpl went from saying big titties to tig bitties

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 40 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/ghostops117 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Theres a suspicious amount of engineers...

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 29 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/DJ_Necrophilia πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

"He can't be a f--; he's an Indian!"

I lol'd.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 33 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Thunderbolt747 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

omg thank you. Now I can prove to the young folks that this is how we were trained once

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 26 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Litely-Salted πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Ohhh. This is the one β€œhe can’t be gay he is an Indian”

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 50 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Strudel-Cutie-4427 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

My experience with racism was hearing two candidates making fun of a Chinese accent which of course I wasn't having on my watch so I proceeded to jack them up and turn around only to find out they were both Chinese.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 20 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/ReturnoftheMacks πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies

Holy fuck these sensitivity/harassment videos have really come a long way.

Going from using slurs and hard sexism to using tea as a euphemism for sex in a stick figure video. Hell on our SQ our Sgt apologized for using the term 'guys' as a collective.

He straight up called that Asian dude a fucking... yeah. I can't imagine these kinds of films being shown to us today... or are they?

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 36 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Elcamo123 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Oct 02 2020 πŸ—«︎ replies
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[Music] [Music] [Music] and the best thing about the running fall line is that you can pull it as tight as you [Music] need [Music] come on bert you're the supply officer what have you seen an audit report like this before now what's going on uh probably just some kinks with the new system sir a couple of things may have fallen through the cracks when my people were getting used to the new software two talking about us back there huh speak the language how is this piss off [Music] i hear the new kid got it what do you do nobody tell me anything i think he might be a [ __ ] there's nothing you can do about that anymore [Music] when are you morons gonna grow up you're pathetic you're like something at a junior high school we are so sorry in fact i'm going to grow up for you right now i can't believe she's smart enough to fix an engine but she too don't remember [ __ ] pill these are old man with that fighting weapons delivery system look let's do her favor here's five bucks we'll take up a collection for a gross of condoms women were built for feeding babies not shooting c7s [Music] hey look captain gullickson specifically requested it my hands are tied right so just do it and we'll get it all sorted out later where did you get your hooks you're no smarter than these other idiots why is it always the last minute with you incompetent [ __ ] [Music] when did the movers get here a couple hours ago i sure do have a lot of furniture oh honey come here what hurry quick quick quick quick what look at those slip covers aren't they dreadful oh typical have you seen them yet and just like you'd expect they got any kids i don't know but if they do i don't want you playing with them okay how come well for one thing we don't agree with what they teach their children do we dare huh no no we don't do do you suppose they're friendly i mean do you think they're gonna come over here and bother us all the time oh i don't know hon i think they pretty much stick together i don't like to socialize with outsiders too much i bet we'll be seeing a lot of parties oh yeah i hear they drink like fish here they come i think we support them with our taxes buddy officer thompson required bro curly was that for me yeah i think so okay that's them then it'll be about another hour hour and a half okay see you later weasel hey [ __ ] how's the hand getting better thanks tara call me that one more time and i'll get you with it hey peach fuzz how's it going p.o still can't remember my name hey jerk corporal mick 46299 okay hey gonna be a shooter tonight for monday football uh sure i don't know if i can are you going beaver yeah i'll be there okay well don't go without me i'll find out and i'll get back to you okay hey up on deck working on your tan again got to don't want anybody to mistake me for a white boy [ __ ] [Music] been keeping these two orangutans entertained he's all yours p.o thank god for once he didn't call me cutie hey thompson how's the job look piece of piss i'll just make myself comfortable here make sure you don't set the whole ship on fire now you don't get that torch too close to your nose hairs i don't have to spray you troll watch it terry i got a torch here mention my nose hairs one more time and i'm going to let you have it now you be careful with uh your ear ferrata put you out cut it out jerk yeah it's getting kind of boring guys i'm here to save you from yourselves now aim that thing in metal and don't breathe in one more time the whole yard walks yeah yeah just keep a point of downrange and everything will be just fine you know you should just turn your nose toward me just just a little bit there i mean just keep it out of harm's way i trust your shoot better than the other two groups i had today for greater accuracy i would like to remind you in all delicacy to stroke not jerk the trigger in fact in my experience the ladies often have a finer touch if they can overcome their initial reservations lay your weapons down and stand behind them now another reminder do nothing at all until i tell you to it's nice to know there's still one place where a man can demand total obedience isn't that right gentlemen red flag up gentlemen and lady ear defenders on relay adopt the prom position relay with a 12-round magazine load relay ready 100 meters at your own target in your own time in single rounds fire relay i know well now that's rewarding nice even shooting there everyone despite the cold of course the female of the species is at something of an advantage with her extra layer of padding i see that extra layer isn't lost on you master corporal you two seem to be in a little contest i'll put my money on you women were built for feeding babies not shooting c7s ah nothing personal master corporal relay with a 10 round magazine load relay ready in your own time in single rounds fire relay i know he got to you huh [Music] which one of you guys is the [ __ ] it's a whole bunch of you [ __ ] hey him do you think yeah he could be a [ __ ] he's got those big ears so a guy can hold it for behind you seem to know an awful lot about the specs don't you yeah well once we heard you had a [ __ ] on your team we did some research don't you guys recognize ragging when you hear it they've been trying to throw us off our game for weeks now that's all they said it was no [ __ ] i i heard them talking about it at the bar too anyways we know all those months we spent out in the boonies unless rookie you a [ __ ] hey not me man i told you i got a girlfriend hey shut up get to work you guys still aren't about this [ __ ] thing i can't believe you're dumb enough to fall for it i don't know still sounds for real to me why'd they still be talking about it who cares let's get on it here jeez two months of the arctic with rookie if he's a [ __ ] it should be easy enough to tell the way to tell is that they can't whistle jesus christ how many times have i told you to settle down what's with you guys you all right yes sergeant you guys are all acting like you've never seen a medium span in your life this is still about the [ __ ] thing isn't it okay hear this it's me okay i'm the [ __ ] now anyone's got a problem they could come and say it right to my face now get back to work and do it right but one of you is going to get killed he can't be a [ __ ] he's an indian for christ's sake [ __ ] two years i didn't notice a thing he's the best sergeant i've ever had he can't be no [Music] [ __ ] too long let's go let's go let's go let's go people [Music] this is for exercise keynote not the goddamn swan lake sorry rob i kind of lost it for a second that okay i thought it was gonna work in there you okay yeah some kind of flu bug i guess good as long as you're not pregnant [Music] well we can get someone to cover for exercise keynote but after that it's almost too late even for the exercise i mean who can get up to speed in three weeks and nobody else has those small hands i think women show up your advantages and disadvantages don't you look at me if i had it my way none of my people would even be married i've always got something terribly important going on and you can't replace them well the magic of maybe get us someone on td to cover from attorney leave but after that chance three [ __ ] weeks i can't believe she's smart enough to fix an engine but she too don't remember [ __ ] pill iud huh it's an iud chad and iud these are old man with that quick weapons delivery system look let's do a favor here's five bucks we'll take up a collection for a gross of condoms i should've thought of that when she made the team [Music] i can't believe it she's making me cover everybody's duty over christmas well maybe it'll be good to get away from those guys for a while they're giving you a hard time aren't they well they're not exactly jumping all over themselves to congratulate me hmm what do you mean i don't know look at what's to come emily's pregnant again i'll be on paternity leave in seven months [Music] congratulations [Music] hi we just need to turn these things in and get some new ones yeah sergeant quinn said we didn't have to pay for them because they were out so fast yeah just straight exchange right your sergeant said it was okay uh-uh this thing and i've been through a lot together captain goldston said i could keep it come on it's so old no one else would want anyway hey look captain ellison specifically requested it my hands are tied right so just do it and we'll get it all sorted out later oh and i won't be here when they get here so i'm giving you signing authority well it seems to me if it's okay with your sergeant i shouldn't be getting any hassle from you so we'd be doing them a big favor if you could just scrounge the stuff somewhere i'll talk to you tomorrow and see what you come up with so if you happen to see jordy before i do would you tell him i'll have the tent back tomorrow or the next day just have to dry it out and she said you could just give me two extra with no problem why did she sign a 2302 no but she said just to tell you to give them to me well you give me a form i'll give you the braise where's macdonnell but that's why she said it was all right i don't understand what's the big deal here your sergeant tells me that you're great scrounger and she thought that you might be able to find me a couple pairs of pilots glasses oh uh hi i was talking to your captain yesterday and what i need well or at least what he was saying was it'd be okay if swanson alert he's back ah christ what is this truck doing here it'll just be another couple minutes warren what was my question we just got overloaded jack didn't get a chance he's almost finished it'll be there where did you get your hooks you're no smarter than these other idiots i give you a simple responsibility but obviously i can't trust you with it can i every time ah jack how nice to see you i only got five minutes to go on it do you want to keep your job let me explain this i guaranteed this truck for 1300 hours that means running warmed up at their door it's now a quarter two why is it always the last minute with you incompetent [ __ ] we're working as fast as we can yeah right and that's not very goddamn fast is it when i tell transport it'll be ready it will otherwise i've got 15 people wanking all afternoon because they can't get where they're supposed to go now you bastard and no one's gonna do a single thing about you just let you [ __ ] us over till you retire now jack he's a civilian doesn't know who to listen to doesn't matter anyway useless i'd like to bet you didn't get around to looking at this truck until two hours ago am i right if you let me what dog were you [ __ ] until then now i know you're a civilian and your union protects you from having to do any actual work [ __ ] you keep us so busy we can't even pee in a canyon bastard eight more months that's 32 weeks five days a week oh [ __ ] that's 160 days and i'm telling you right now to get back under that truck and get it on the road you prick you son of a [ __ ] you can't just buy it at any store because we believe that to really get the most out of your software you really need the human touch our company is about relationships serving people empowering them with our software some of the features in your software you haven't even looked at right so i'll come over to your place and take you through the program so you can take full advantage of paul what is this [ __ ] this is me you're talking to so what i'm just going to tell him i don't want to sell his [ __ ] software i mean he says it doesn't make any difference thinks he's mr clean you know i'm free tonight why don't i come over show you how it works the minute you try it you'll know why people are calling it the best household software ever actually i don't really need and that's just the start of it there's a library of games references you can plan your vacation what are you so pleased about i just made 300 bucks hey i'm wolf just made 300 bucks at lunch didn't i tell you yeah i always spot that go-getter attitude now that shows real intentionality you've got to try this paul it's not like selling it's helping people hey you're firing on all cylinders today marty the message just came in you're going on that jlc hey that's great i thought i'd have to wait at least a year dret knops this is canned military 331 over oh actually could you get that paul marty and i have got something to discuss can military 331 this is trenton operations request update is over yeah we have your update for lapaz [Music] [Music] [Music] so you just gotta change your focus a little think about your customers think about how you're changing their lives then it's easy [Music] laughs [Music] come on this guy's got a big say in my per i could just see what this is going to look like oh no intentionality look just buy the goddamn thing will you you buy it and i'll say i did i already owned two [Music] so [Music] hi i got a call is it here yet no one called here when was this 20 minutes ago bad flu i thought i couldn't uh check out be my guest oh well you know it's okay i can i can wait a bit sure is uh nice and peaceful at night here isn't it so uh what's that you're studying there oh right you've been angling for that course haven't you you know they've been asking me um who i'd recommend thank you yeah i know i met a few okay and they're not bad people i just don't want some guy checking me out every time i take a whiz that's all i just want to piss in peace to piss in peace and peace anything exciting happened while i was gone i'm just listening to these guys at the next table they're talking about gay guys in the service you know they should just put them someplace all together yeah it would have to be pretty tasteful otherwise they just might not move in they're all worried they're going to be attacked flattering themselves you know i really do worry about the young guys though i mean they don't know anything and suddenly here's the sky they'll look up to and i mean they'll do anything for them yeah it needs a higher rank so we can make them do whatever he wants [Applause] you know they probably keep it to themselves at work i sure as hell would get the [ __ ] beat now yeah you know when they get grumpy surrounded by all those young vero sweaty they love that drunk excuse don't they oh yeah hey honey i know i told you my wife doesn't understand me and i want you to warm my bunk but i was drunk i didn't know what i was doing right it's just i got these knees when i get drunk i lose control i'm just a raging animal underneath this uniform you can't hold me responsible oh well why don't you just tell somebody about it yeah right but no one ever talks to you again so then he turns around he sees his warrant officer his hand on his ass and a big [ __ ] smile on his face [Laughter] that was all a big joke freaked him out talk about pucker factor that is no joke what do you suppose would happen on like a two-month exercise get i'll life you something though one of them ever try to do anything to me got that one right i just wish there was something you could do you gotta wonder where on earth would they ever get the idea you'd be even the slightest bit interested a hell of a lot smaller than that [ __ ] more like this no more like this like what are you talking i wouldn't [ __ ] him if you had the last dick on the planet no he'd just be the last [ __ ] on the planet oh sorry didn't see you there you're looking for uh rhymer there you go get back to work my little lotus blossomer i'm gonna have to spank you is it always like this in here yeah look i got your system fixed but i won't be able to get up to install it until tomorrow i hope that's okay oh sure that's fine i was just passing by i thought i'd check okay i'll give you a call before i come up uh about 11. okay all right see you see you later [Music] [Laughter] when are you morons gonna grow up you're pathetic you're like something at a junior high school you know i know the po couldn't care less but you're really getting to me and and everyone else around here thinks that you're just a bunch of idiots all right we're getting a little harsh for your delicate little ears i mean we are so sorry we're going to grow up right now look i'm sorry man i know you don't go for that kind of stuff i just couldn't resist can't you just give it a rest now and then [Laughter] you two talking about us back there huh speak the language how is this piss off what are you talking about scott you're like a monkey up there monkey huh and it don't he gets lots of practice going out your girlfriend's window oh god i'm not gonna be able to do this you guys unload the hay boxes hey maybe lunch will help i was sort of ready now i got to get ready all over again hey you get in there and uh hand out the stuff you're small you two grenier who made you general yeah listen man you're letting this review board things screw you up huh just take deep breaths you know you can't fall it's easy yeah easy let's go all right call this we've got enough practice now this time we're going to zip right down there no problem you know they're not going to let go sound off when i'm repelled position go that's all right get it fit in front of you listen up listen up carry on though come on relax just let go nice and easily leave me alone you [ __ ] jake hey that's enough of that one opera pal i hear the new kid got it a bunch of boneheads turned the fire hose on him after the fire axe had to give them verbal warnings what'd he do nobody tell me anything i think he might be a [ __ ] oh jeez i don't envy you there's nothing you can do about that anymore that's all right i think it's a chance to toughen the kid up like what well you know don't let him get away with things just because he's been hassled not favoring them trying to show the other guys that he's got to be as good as them then maybe they'll stop and respect him like yeah so he's got to work a little harder to get a check on his oj pr or maybe he has to muster pubs more often you got to watch out you can't discriminate i'm not but if the kid's going to be on a ship i have to know he's going to behave himself and take orders and not complain just like everyone else yeah you can't go around acting like a girl all the time how is the girl good very good she's not a whiner like a lot of them oh the racks are too hot or the men are too mean all this no i don't have any problems oh yes michael you're medical it's different i guess so look as far as i'm concerned they still have to prove themselves in this trade just like the gays it's gotta be worth it and what's the point she's all right then is she yeah she's good for a woman smart doesn't scare easy does her job i'm thinking on having her supervisor watch next week when uh sandusky's on td sweet guess what i'm going to supervise the watch for two weeks i'm going to supervise the watch for two weeks i mean it's kind of scary in a way there's still a couple more things i need signed off on my ogpr but vanderlin says no problem oh so i guess it's great i'll just make myself comfortable here make sure you don't set the whole ship on fire now you don't get that torch too close to your nose hairs i don't have to spray you trolls watch it terry i got a torch here mention my nose hands one more time and i'm gonna let you have it now you be careful with uh your ear for out that put you out cut it out jerk yeah it's getting kind of boring guys i'm here to save you from yourselves now aim that thing in metal and don't breathe in one more time the whole yard walks yeah yeah just keep it pointed downrange and everything will be just fine you know you should just turn your nose toward me just just a little bit there i mean just keep it out of harm's way what are you doing guys christ every time keep your nose hairs out of the way troll what are you farming in your ears troll come on i'm only joking yeah we'll pack it in [ __ ] what are you getting so excited about it's a joke for christ's sakes oh he's trying to tell you it's not funny oh jesus where is your sense of humor don't you ever listen i said cut it out okay okay such a big deal i'll stop stop or we do don't threaten me guys you can't drop your tools because you can't take a joke yeah we can i checked he's right yeah yeah yeah all right look i stopped all right sir you want to get back to work [Music] so [Music] [Music] do hi i got a call is it here yet no one called here when was this 20 minutes ago bad flu i thought i can check out be my guest oh well you know that's okay i can i can wait a bit sure is uh nice and peaceful at night here isn't it so uh what's that you're studying there oh right you've been angling for that course haven't you you know they've been asking me um who i'd recommend i'd like to talk to you about that doctor i think you're applying a different set of standards in my case i think you want something from me i've tried to talk to you about this before but you just act like you don't know what i'm talking about now i'm going to try one more time and this is the last time i say it we have a professional relationship and that's all i've made it clear that i'm not interested in anything else and yet you still seem to follow me around and you still look at me like some kind of fold out in a magazine well i'm not interested and that's not going to change i haven't even touched you no you've just hovered tried to make me feel like i'm being watched all the time they call that harassment doctor and it's stopping right now if you don't start treating me like a professional i'm gonna go to my superiors i'm a damn good medical assistant and everyone around here knows it i've always said you're a good medic good well that's exactly how i want to be judged sir that's the only way i want to be judged i don't respond to blackmail that's [ __ ] let me tell you something okay i've been here for three years and you've been back what three months now who around here is going to believe some silly accusation huh that's exactly what you said to sergeant hogan when she was here i'm not the only one willing to bring in a third party on this one dr greg talk about blackmail you two talking about us back there huh speak the language how is this piss off what are you talking about scott you're like a monkey up there monkey huh and it don't he gets lots of practice going out your girlfriend's windows up man you're big you're too dumb to be scared yeah big and dumb and good god i'm not gonna be able to do this you guys unload the hay boxes hey maybe lunch will help i was sort of ready now i gotta get ready all over again hey you get in there and uh hand out the stuff you're small you two grenier who made you general yeah listen man you're letting this review board thing screw you up huh just take deep breaths you know you can't fall it's easy yeah easy let's go all right call this we've got enough practice now this time we're gonna zip right down there no problem you know they're not gonna let go sound off one on my belt position go that's all right get it fit in front of you listen up listen up carry on though come on relax just let go nice and easily leave me alone you [ __ ] jake hey that's enough of this one opera pal i trust your shoot better than the other two groups i had today for greater accuracy i would like to remind you in all delicacy to stroke not jerk the trigger in fact in my experience the ladies often have a finer touch if they can overcome their initial reservations lay your weapons down and stand behind them now another reminder do nothing at all until i tell you to it's nice to know there's still one place where a man can demand total obedience isn't that right gentlemen red flagger gentlemen and lady ear defenders on relay adopt the prom position relay with a 12 round magazine load relay ready 100 meters at your own target in your own time in single rounds fire relay i know well now that's rewarding nice even shooting there everyone despite the cold of course the female of the species is at something of an advantage with her extra layer of padding i see that extra layer isn't lost on you master corporal you two seem to be in a little contest i'll put my money on you women were built for feeding babies not shooting c7s ah nothing personal master corporal relay with a 10 round magazine load [Applause] relay ready in your own time in single rounds fire relay i know he got to you huh and she said you could just give me two extra with no problem well did she sign a 2302 no but she said just to tell you to give them to me well you give me a form i'll give you the braise if you don't start treating me like a professional i'm gonna go to my superiors i'm a damn good medical assistant and everyone around here knows it i've always said you're a good medic good well that's exactly how i want to be judged sir that's the only way i want to be judged i don't respond to blackmail it's me okay i'm the [ __ ] now anyone's got a problem they could come and say it right to my face what are you getting so excited about it's a joke for christ's sakes oh he's trying to tell you it's not funny oh jesus where is your sense of humor don't you ever listen i said cut it out okay okay such a big deal i'll stop stop or we do don't threaten me guys you can't drop your tools because you can't take a joke yeah we can i checked he's right [Music] now he'd just be the last [ __ ] on the planet oh sorry didn't see you there you're looking for uh rhymer there you go get back to work my little lotus blossomer i'm gonna have to spank you is it always like this in here yeah because i think i know why you've changed your mind she told me what happened on the weekend i've known you for a long time and i've never known you to do anything like this [Music] i don't want to believe it's true but from what you've just said i think it probably is i think you better rethink your decision so come on relax just let go nice and easily leave me alone you [ __ ] jinx hey that's enough of that in the real world i would have got rid of the whole bunch of you a year ago jesus christ the only thing that keeps me going is that i'll be out of here in eight months yeah back to the mess from our rocket fuel that also won't be out of here soon enough for okay guys just wanted to check something out you like that all the time i heard a lot of complaints sir when i heard about this i went and talked to him about it and he pleaded with me not to say anything to the other guys he was afraid that it would make it worse it's always like that now how are you going to handle it [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Music] and the best thing about the running ball line is that you can pull it as tight as you need come on bert you're the supply officer what have you seen an audit report like this before now what's going on uh probably just some kinks with the new system sir a couple of things may have fallen through the cracks when my people were getting used to the new software [Music] so hey you two talking about us back there huh speak the language how is bissell [Music] i hear the new kid got it what'd he do nobody tell me anything i think he might be a [ __ ] there's nothing you can do about that anymore [Music] when are you morons gonna grow up you're pathetic you're like something at a junior high school we are so sorry in fact i'm gonna grow up for you right now i can't believe she's smart enough to fix an engine but she's too dumb to remember a [ __ ] pill these are old man with that fight weapons delivery system look let's do her a favor here's five bucks we'll take up a collection for a gross of condoms [Music] women were built for feeding babies not shooting c7s look captain gulxon specifically requested it my hands are tied right so just do it and we'll get it all sorted out later [Music] where did you get your hooks you're no smarter than these other idiots why is it always the last minute with you incompetent [ __ ] i trust your shoot better than the other two groups i had today for greater accuracy i would like to remind you in all delicacy to stroke not jerk the trigger in fact in my experience the ladies often have a finer touch if they can overcome their initial reservations make your weapons down and stand behind them now another reminder do nothing at all until i tell you to it's nice to know there's still one place where a man can demand total obedience isn't that right gentlemen red flag up gentlemen and lady ear defenders on relay adopt the prom position relay with a 12-round magazine load relay ready 100 meters at your own target in your own time in single rounds fire [Applause] relay i know well now that's rewarding nice even shooting there everyone despite the cold of course the female of the species is at something of an advantage with her extra layer of padding i see that extra layer isn't lost on you master corporal you two seem to be in a little contest i'll put my money on you women were built for feeding babies not shooting c7s ah nothing personal master corporal relay with a 10 round magazine load relay ready in your own time in single rounds fire relay i know he got to you huh which one of you guys is the [ __ ] it's a whole bunch of you [ __ ] hey him do you think yeah he could be a [ __ ] he's got those big ears so a guy can hold him for vine you seem to know an awful lot about the specs don't you yeah well once we heard you had a [ __ ] on your team we did some research don't you guys recognize ragging when you hear it they've been trying to throw us off our game for weeks now that's all they said it was no [ __ ] i i heard them talking about it at the bar too anyways we know all those months we spent out in the boonies unless rookie you a [ __ ] hey not me man i told you i got a girlfriend hey shut up get to work you guys still on about this [ __ ] thing i can't believe you're dumb enough to fall for it i don't know still sounds for real to me why'd they still be talking about it who cares let's get on it here jeez two months of the arctic with rookie if he's a [ __ ] it should be easy enough to tell the way to tell is that they can't whistle jesus christ how many times have i told you to settle down what's with you guys you all right yes sergeant you guys are all acting like you've never seen a medium span in your life this is still about the [ __ ] thing isn't it okay hear this it's me okay i'm the [ __ ] now anyone's got a problem they could come and say it right to my face now get back to work i do it right but one of you is going to get killed he can't be a [ __ ] he's an indian for christ's sake [ __ ] two years i didn't notice this thing he's the best sergeant i've ever had he can't be no [Music] [ __ ] [Music] too long let's go let's go let's go let's go people [Music] this is for exercise keynote not the goddamn swan lake way that i'm sorry rob i kind of lost it for a second that i thought it was gonna work in there you okay yeah some kind of flu bug i guess good as long as you're not pregnant [Music] well we can get someone to cover for exercise keynote but after that it's almost too late even for the exercise i mean who can get up to speed in three weeks and nobody else has those small hands i think women show up your advantages and disadvantages don't you look at me if i had it my way none of my people would even be married i've always got something terribly important going on and you can't replace them well the magic of maybe getting someone on td to cover from attorney leave but after that three [ __ ] weeks i can't believe she's smart enough to fix an engine but she too don't remember a [ __ ] pill iud huh it's an iud chad and iud these are old man with that quick weapons delivery system look let's do a favor here's five bucks we'll take up a collection for a gross of condoms i should've thought of that when she made the team i can't believe it she's making me cover everybody's duty over christmas well maybe it'll be good to get away from those guys for a while they're giving you a hard time aren't they well they're not exactly jumping all over themselves to congratulate me hmm what do you mean i don't know look at what's to come emily's pregnant again i'll be on paternity leave in seven months [Music] congratulations [Music] well yes sir i believe that would be the most comprehensive approach you're getting so hot when you handle my tool like that your tool is a hell of a lot smaller than that [ __ ] more like this uh-huh for sure sir no it's more like this like why don't you just [ __ ] him and find out for on the sure sir can i look that up and uh i'll call you right back thank you now he'd just be the last [ __ ] on the planet hey you guys want to keep it down to roar out here i had prokopitch on the phone in there and he heard every [ __ ] word you said now look i don't care what you talk about but for christ's sake i don't want everybody within two miles to hear it sorry pio is it okay if we mine not an improvement wow it's a big improvement on what he's got well i'm sure even that's bigger than his brain hey rhymer i'm trying to make a point here are you listening rhymer are you listening actually i'm doing my best not to all i hear around here is the same juvenile [ __ ] it's only so much an adult can take rhymer he thinks we're gross yeah one bad word and he's turning up the [ __ ] walkman look we're just trying to have a little bit of fun here okay buddy officer thompson required brought the curly was that for me yeah i think so okay that's them then uh it'll be about another hour hour and a half okay see you later weasel hey [ __ ] how's the hand getting better thanks tara call me that one more time and i'll get you with it hey peach fuzz how's it going p.o still can't remember my name a jerk corporal 46299 okay hey you gonna be a shooter tonight for monday football oh sure i don't know if i can are you going beaver yeah i'll be there okay well don't go without me i'll find out and i'll get back to you okay hey up on deck working on your tan again got to don't want anybody to mistake me for a white boy [Music] [ __ ] been keeping these two orangutans entertained he's all yours p.o thank god for once he didn't call me cutie hey thompson how's the job look piece of piss i'll just make myself comfortable here make sure you don't set the whole ship on fire now you don't get that torch too close to your nose hairs i don't have to spray you troll watch it terry i got a torch here mention my nose hairs one more time and i'm gonna let you have it now you be careful with uh your ear ferrata put you out cut it out jerk yeah it's getting kind of boring guys i'm here to save you from yourselves now aim that thing in metal and don't breathe in one more time the whole yard walks yeah yeah just keep a point of downrange and everything will be just fine you know you should just turn your nose toward me just just a little bit there i mean just keep it out of harm's way i'll just make myself comfortable here make sure you don't set the whole ship on fire now you don't get that torch too close to your nose hairs i'm not to spray you troll watch it terry i got a torch here mention my nose hands one more time and i'm gonna let you have it now you be careful with uh your ear ferrata put you out cut it out jerk yeah it's getting kind of boring guys i'm here to save you from yourselves now aim that thing in metal and don't breathe in one more time the whole yard walks yeah yeah just keep it pointed downrange and everything will be just fine you know you should just turn your nose toward me just just a little bit there i mean just keep it out of harm's way what are you doing guys christ every time keep your nose hairs out of the way troll what are you farming in your ears troll come on i'm only joking yeah we'll pack it in [ __ ] what are you getting so excited about it's a joke for christ's sakes oh he's trying to tell you it's not funny oh jesus where is your sense of humor don't you ever listen i said cut it out okay okay such a big deal i'll stop stop or we do don't threaten me guys you can't drop your tools because you can't take a joke yeah we can i checked he's right [Music] yeah yeah yeah all right look i stopped all right sir you want to get back to work [Music] you can't just buy it at any store because we believe that to really get the most out of your software you really need the human touch our company's about relationships serving people empowering them with our software some of the features in your software you haven't even looked at right so i'll come over to your place and take you through the program so you can take full advantage of paul what is this [ __ ] this is me you're talking to so what i'm just going to tell him i don't want to sell his [ __ ] software i mean he says it doesn't make any difference thinks he's mr clean you know i'm free tonight why don't i come over show you how it works the minute you try it you'll know why people are calling it the best household software ever actually i don't really need and that's just the start of it there's a library of games references you can plan your vacation [Music] what are you so pleased about i just made 300 bucks hey mwah just made 300 bucks at lunch didn't i tell you yeah i always spot that go-getter attitude now that shows real intentionality you've got to try this paul it's not like selling it's helping people hey you're firing on all cylinders today marty the message just came in you're going on that jlc hey that's great i thought i'd have to wait at least a year dret knops this is canned military 331 over oh actually could you get that paul marty and i have got something to uh discuss ken military 331 this is trenton operations request update is over yeah we have your update for la [Music] paz [Music] [Music] [Music] you just got to change your focus a little think about your customers think about how you're changing their lives then it's easy [Music] ah come on this guy's got a big say in my per i could just see what this is going to look like oh no intentionality here look just buy the goddamn thing will you you buy it and i'll say i did i already owned two [Music] swanson alert he's back ah christ what is this truck doing here it'll just be another couple of minutes warren what was my question we just got overloaded jack didn't get a chance he's almost finished it'll be there where did you get your hooks you're no smarter than these other idiots i give you a simple responsibility but obviously i can't trust you with it can i every time ah jack how nice to see you i only got five minutes to go on it do you want to keep your job let me explain this i guaranteed this truck for 1300 hours that means running warmed up at their door it's now a quarter two why is it always the last minute with you incompetent [ __ ] we're working as fast as we can yeah right and that's not very goddamn fast is it when i tell transport it'll be ready it will otherwise i've got 15 people wanking all afternoon because they can't get where they're supposed to go now you bastard and no one's going to do a single thing about you just let you [ __ ] us over till you retire now jack he's a civilian doesn't know who to listen to doesn't matter anyway useless i'd like to bet you didn't get around to looking at this truck until two hours ago am i right if you let me what dog were you [ __ ] until then now i know you're a civilian and your union protects you from having to do any actual work [ __ ] you keep us so busy we can't even pee in a canyon bastard eight more months that's 32 weeks oh five days a week oh [ __ ] that's 160 days and i'm telling you right now to get back under that truck and get it on the road you prick you son of a [ __ ] to [Music] [Music] [Music] hi i got a call is it here yet no one called here when was this 20 minutes ago bad flu i thought i couldn't uh check out be my guest oh well you know it's okay i can uh i can wait a bit sure is uh nice and peaceful at night here isn't it so uh what's that you're studying there oh right you've been angling for that course haven't you you know they've been asking me um who i'd recommend i'd like to talk to you about that doctor i think you're applying a different set of standards in my case i think you want something from me i've tried to talk to you about this before but you just act like you don't know what i'm talking about now i'm going to try one more time and this is the last time i say it we have a professional relationship and that's all i've made it clear that i'm not interested in anything else and yet you still seem to follow me around and you still look at me like some kind of fold out in a magazine well i'm not interested and that's not going to change i haven't even touched you no you've just hovered tried to make me feel like i'm being watched all the time they call that harassment doctor and it's stopping right now if you don't start treating me like a professional i'm gonna go to my superiors i'm a damn good medical assistant and everyone around here knows it i've always said you're a good medic good well that's exactly how i want to be judged sir that's the only way i want to be judged i don't respond to blackmail that's [ __ ] let me tell you something okay i've been here for three years and you've been back what three months now who around here is gonna believe some silly accusation huh that's exactly what you said to sergeant hogan when she was here i'm not the only one willing to bring in a third party on this one dr greg talk about blackmail [Music] [Music] when did the movers get here a couple hours ago i sure do have a lot of furniture oh honey come here what hurry quick quick quick look at those slipcovers aren't they dreadful oh typical have you seen them yet and just like you'd expect have you got any kids i don't know but if they do i don't want you playing with them okay how come well for one thing we don't agree with what they teach their children do we dare huh no no we don't do do you suppose they're friendly i mean do you think they're gonna come over here and bother us all the time oh i don't know hon i think they pretty much stick together they don't like to socialize with outsiders too much i bet we'll be seeing a lot of parties oh yeah i hear they drink like fish here they come [Music] i think we support them with our taxes and she said you could just give me two extra with no problem well did she sign a 2302 no but she said just to tell you to give them to me well you give me a form i'll give you the braise if you don't start treating me like a professional i'm gonna go to my superiors i'm a damn good medical assistant and everyone around here knows it i've always said you're a good medic good well that's exactly how i want to be judged sir that's the only way i want to be judged i don't respond to blackmail it's me okay i'm the [ __ ] now anyone's got a problem they could come and say it right to my face what are you getting so excited about it's a joke for christ's sakes oh he's trying to tell you it's not funny oh jesus where is your sense of humor don't you ever listen i said cut it out okay okay such a big deal i'll stop stop or we do don't threaten me guys you can't drop your tools because you can't take a joke yeah we can i checked he's right [Music] now you just be the last [ __ ] on the planet oh sorry didn't see you there you're looking for uh rhymer there you go get back to work my little lotus blossomer i'm gonna have to spank you is it always like this in here yeah because i think i know why you've changed your mind she told me what happened on the weekend [Music] i've known you for a long time and i've never known you to do anything like this [Music] i don't want to believe it's true but from what you've just said i think it probably is i think you better rethink your decision sir come on relax just let go nice and easily leave me alone you [ __ ] jake hey that's enough of that in the real world i would have got rid of the whole bunch of you a year ago jesus christ the only thing that keeps me going is that i'll be out of here in eight months yeah back to the mess from our rocket fuel that also won't be out of here soon enough for okay guys just wanted to check something out you like that all the time i heard a lot of complaints sir when i heard about this i went and talked to him about it and he pleaded with me not to say anything to the other guys he was afraid that it would make it worse it's always like that now how are you going to handle it [Music] you
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Channel: A. Ryan
Views: 15,912
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Keywords: Military, Sexual Harassment, Canadian Forces, Overseas, Training Videos, CFB, Operation, Harassment, SHARP, Training, Exercise, Canada, Army
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Length: 85min 4sec (5104 seconds)
Published: Thu Oct 01 2020
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