Can you beat Dark Souls III with only boss weapons?

hello ladies and gentlemen you know sometimes I like to have fun in this game so today I'm going to snag another idea from the better Dark Souls living Dark Souls 3 gun game so the rules are sort of simple though it's much less streamlined than doing it in Dark Souls 1 you see in Dark Souls 3 the second boss you can encounter the curse routed Greatwood drops the ability to create boss weapons leaving him Gere and vort in this weird limbo where I don't have a boss weapon at all to hurt them with I ended up picking pyromancer and using mainly pyromancies for the first too don't worry don't worry I'll make it up to you though that's not the only reason we're choosing the pyromancer unlike the level one run we can well level up and we're going to have to have nearly every one of our scaling type damage stats in the mid 20s boss weapon requirements go all over the place and get really [ __ ] high at certain points after finalizing our Crimson Chin cosplay we are finally ready to go out into the world I'm locking on I I'm locked on I what what oh I was getting a thumbnail completely forgot to turn it back on this time I'm going to have to to fiddle with the ravenous crystal lizard he's going to get me Titanite scales and that's the only thing I can use to upgrade any of my weapons yeah um I also kind of realized I was cheating looking over at this footage but uh again we don't have the transposing kill so it doesn't really matter we would have just killed them later after taking our upgrade materials it's time for the real game to begin but first a nap of Champions I'll try to mainly do damage with these fire bombs maybe it'll make it more challenging you know I didn't start with black fire bombs and now I'm kind of wishing I did you know what maybe we can kill vort with black firebombs in the spirit okay so the firebombs deal little to no damage this is where the pyromancy part comes in you know honestly after having to deal with all of that [ __ ] getting to just chump on eex gun Deere is a very very fun experience don't worry why I cut I totally didn't just almost die it also definitely wasn't completely avoidable and made me look like a dog playing the game nevertheless we take him down fairly easily as soon as I possibly can I dump all of my points into strength the reason I'm doing this now is so I can wield V's great hammer which by the way I can't get to I can't use it at all but I do need that strength for other weapons in the run so it's not a complete waste but it does make for a little grinding later on this was the exact moment while playing where I questioned how I would kill the first two bosses for could definitely be firebomb to death the curse rotted Greatwood however I'm not that good at free aiming pyromancies which ended up making him the most annoying boss of all time I grabbed the silver serpent ring because I will need every soul I can scr and we're off to the high wall of lothric to really start this [ __ ] off I run past every one of these goobers and grab some Pine resin that I cannot use this is it this is the play that will save me in the long run I mean I guess I could sell it I run through most of the high wall pretty unscathed and then Here Come The Three godamn Stooges who kill me within moments though on the second attempt they only come close to killing me oh hi guys that's fun that's very fun I escaped barely theor straight swword it's pretty terrible though it can look like heroin just somebody who can't use weapons right now it's fine we just need this esta Shard and the cell key we're going to need gry rad he can you're a dick you're such a I hate this game oh my souls are up here that's neat a dog comes from my throat from the shadow realm and I have a hird Thrust through my chest I am dying down here but I'm getting that godamn key grey rat's going to be selling us some Titanite scales which we can upgrade our weapon with you know what [ __ ] the rules I'm going to kill this guy with my bare hands yeah ah my hubris was my downfall I wonder if that'll come up ever again in this run do you hear that I think it I think it's coming from his jawline and I leveled up on fortnite this weekend and I leveled up on fortnite this weekend and I leveled up on fortnite this weekend and it was originally the Giga Chad song Excuse me we have 20 strength why are firebombs dealing black fire bombs why are black fire bombs dealing 58 damage to him new plan I'm going to try to Pepper him with Fireballs I I don't know I've never I've never fought for without a melee weapon hey quick tip for anyone who wants to play any video game ever when the boss is throwing something like a breath attack at you don't hit him I don't know why I thought I was that good I'm not we will try it again it will end in success yeah it took a few seconds to die would you believe that this is my first time in 200 hours of playing to see an actual person's summon sign I know it's it's it's kind of crazy I'm doing the exact same stupid [ __ ] I was earlier but this time it works see kids this is why you don't learn from your mistakes vort isn't that difficult though we don't really have a weapon to use against him yet Fireballs do work considerably well all right off to the undead settlement hey folks how you doing I okay so my game crashed the appearance of the Gargoyles and my character was just too much testosterone for the game to render now I'll be honest I totally meant to go talk to Yol and get his five free levels but um I for Gore and I only remembered when he when he was dead those levels would have really really come in handy also yes I'm killing the dogs I already have a suffering challenge run series on my channel go watch that if you want to see me not have fun though I do want to stray far far away from killing enemies I just just also don't want to be unarmed around four Dark Souls dogs can anyone point out the problem with what I'm doing right now yeah I'm embered like a dumbass I do not care I am after the healing and the healing alone I'll just go open the shortcut to the boss and everything will be everything will not be all right I went a different way this time I don't know why I didn't have the shortcut unlocked I decid to open up this short cut though but there's a friend yay I am very scared I am terrified I somehow make it out with my spine intact time for tree you may call it cheating I call it a loophole technically Gunder used a halberd right though there's hardly any point to breaking the rules when it does 37 damage to each of his pules and I can't even hit half of them I keep hitting the wood I shouldn't be hitting the wood this boss just drags on for aons [ __ ] ages I need to kill him to start the goddamn challenge too we narrowly survived a phase two with one flask remaining and I [ __ ] free a pyromancies and blow up his [ __ ] back thing hell yeah actually I do it [ __ ] twice this is immense what a good omen instantaneous death that didn't actually kill me in one hit and that's not all you didn't get to see listen I know it's I just want to start the run I have been fighting this bastard for such an unreasonable amount of time and the Ator stre it it's a move set issue look at this it's so fast just the fights alone would take me 7 minutes with the Halbert [ __ ] we are already on phase two gosh yeah no it's just the it's it's the weapon this this boss could have been so cool but it's just uh and finally that uh is [ __ ] dead and we can transpose souls and do the entire thing this run is about well actually no we can't I do not have the dexterity to wield this [ __ ] oh we're going to have to grind for some Souls I have developed the excellent strategy of letting the dragon do everything for me yeah I'll fight this mimic I need the money [ __ ] goes way better than I could have expected and by that I mean I actually didn't die though it took ages this entire fight was 8 minutes long 8 minutes and I can't even use that [ __ ] weapon doesn't really matter we're only three points of decks away from being able to actually use this great sword so wow it's not much grinding but while I'm grinding the stoes try once again to show their dominance too bad I'm the best there ever was though it uh it was just a lot of this was a lot of this for like 15 minutes but hey 15 minutes later and we had that 18 dexterity I don't even try out my new weapon I just run Straight Ahead well I am able to get a little practice after this [ __ ] follows me into the church and holy [ __ ] do we do immense damage especially to crazy people which the abyss Watchers very much are I seem to have angered Jack Frost Christmas is not coming for me Christmas is coming for me I walk 15 ft away and am torn aunder by a godamn bird I hate Chicago I put on some new drip and decide if no one else is going to clear this city of these vile pigeons I guess I will I instantly change my mind I am terrified I am a [ __ ] I am also very bad at NPC fights though when you have a big sword hitting RB enough is typically all you really need to do to win a fight yeah you're kind of a loser I say as I almost died wait she drops her weapon this time I have learned stranger danger and don't talk to the weird Men by the bonfire I am here for two things only blood and titanite shards titanite shards actually sell for a good bit and since I cannot use them to upgrade at all I can use them for leveling you know this great sword is very good at slaying Hollows you know you should call it I also don't know why I wrote that line but I left it in to make you all suffer hey we have grass crash shield now I I was far too lazy to hit up our boy Seward and go grab the chloranthy ring so this will be a fine substitute for now we're off to kill azard the wonderful Wizard of [ __ ] you hey remember how at level one I almost died to orbeck well I died to orbeck twice actually I died to him twice and then proceeded to lose all of my Souls by being attacked by every [ __ ] Hollow in this game I do not know why it was so difficult I suppose the spirits of all the other innocent Wizards I've murdered were assisting orbeck but in the end I I killed him I I I won't let him live it's my duty so I guess everybody knew you could do this and uh just didn't tell me I don't I don't know why I didn't figure it out all NPCs will do this wo sard can't wait to completely forget about this one I don't give myself the chance and I also upgrade the hollow Slayer Greatsword I I just want to be sure we're going to beat the abyss Watchers you know and one fire Fades and we are instantly jumped it is fine I live not for very long you know what now that I'm not embered I can actually go this way thanks Gru who totally shouldn't have been able to hit me all right we got one more then it's time for the big boss oh no there's the big boss right there however when running for my life I do not feel like the big boss I have been told that fighting these guys on flat ground is kind of okay though this is the game where people have told me to throw myself off of cliffs he will kill me if he hits me oh God this is how you light a fire in an enclosed area around nonflammable objects yet some people insist on having fires out in the open by all of this plant life and rotting wood are you stupid is there a lore reason the abyss Watchers don't know who Smokey the Bear is I am harassed by A Flock of Seagulls I am explaining to them I do not want to listen to their music I am not that white at least I'm safe at the bonfire I'm never safe I'm going to rip your flesh off and stick it on my sword where is your God now I had to run past my buddy's summon sign don't worry gothar I don't need you I've got this one covered oh my God that is a lot of enemies it doesn't help that the abyss Watchers are in a heated argument when I show up it's party rock is in the house tonight Rock I have no clue what the hell they're talking about do I just go straight to kicking ass and kick ass I do we are dealing immense damage to slime he is obviously very terrified you can see it in the way he almost kills me his friend shows up and it's kind of ruining the vibe in tonight those aren't the words I end up stun locking him like a [ __ ] nerd this was a whole lot easier than I really thought it ever would be yes I am ready to eat my woods with colled greens on the side never mind never mind we're [ __ ] him up oh my God I almost get cleaved in half yet again no matter have seven uses of my Estus flask and this loser can't heal at all Abyss Watchers nerd nerd absolute nerd look this run is going to be amazing this run is going to be so fun I'm having so much fun we could receive the fair and great sword which is kind of cool and unique or we could get the goat artorius is great sword and while there is a choice and I mean the there's not really a choice it also allows us to use artorius as cool ass sword flip move how the hell do we know how to do that I do not know but hell yeah brother bit of a pro witch hunting tip whenever you fight the crystal sages always have some CES or throwing knives in your inventory the clones have one Health and it doesn't take much to you know kill them and get rid of them they're [ __ ] ass so it's quick gets rid of him instantly and sooner than later we're able to take out the real Crystal Sage for good and sadly we have to exchange the wolf Knight great sword with this cool ass move set for the crystal Sage Rapier now the crystal Sage Rapier has this neat little effect giving you plus 50 flat item discovery whenever you have it on to compensate for that amazing effect it has the slight downside of being absolutely trash in every way this is why we killed the abyss Watchers first we can only use this [ __ ] against the deacons there is no other boss in this game that I would feel comfortable using this against and the Deacon okay we we we'll get to the [ __ ] deacons but first look at the damage we're working with 45 on a plunging attack sure sure it's a crystal lizard you know they they have fairly High resistances it took me like 7 Seconds to kill that crystal lizard and eight attacks and if that doesn't convince you of dog [ __ ] this weapon is I literally tried to kill this Fallen Knight for ages and this is our repost damage 181 that's that should be a heavy attack I tried to kill this guy for a while but I I decided it was too much work I grabbed the ashes and instantly died this gives me a sense of for boing sorry I don't have footage of me getting up here the dogs were teleporting on top of me and I I forgot to hit record trust me it was ass it wasn't fun to watch and it was ass just like whatever the hell this coordinated mugging was I had no clue that that guy was a [ __ ] enemy I have a working theory that THS just spawn when you least want them to I got Angi now technically since I'm in this area again I'm going to use the hollow Slayer great SW I'm not going to kill that [ __ ] demon with the crystal Sage Raper are you [ __ ] kidding me that would be a challenge run in the same way that beating this game with only your bare fist is a challenge run it is hard you'll have to be good but it doesn't [ __ ] matter it's just tedious I know I know it's technically bending the rules but trust me you do not want to watch me die to a demon over and over and over again because I deal seven damage you can already watch me die with regular weapons they have so much [ __ ] reach why do their weapons have so much reach I'm really here for the Rings anyways I'm pretty light so Flynn's ring will give me a okay damage boost only anything I can [ __ ] get with that goddamn Rapier and if I grab the chlorin the ring I'll be able to take the shield off and get even lighter ah goodbye for good good weapon as soon as I step into the Deacon's frat house I have several kegs thrown at me by this Goliath named David he has a 4.0 GPA I do not know how he has that when he drinks this much he is putting holes in the drywall and no one cares how does he still go to school here hey guys see if you can find the EP that's right I'm Ed this totally won't be the most annoying thing to ever happen here I activate this shortcut to the absolute Chagrin of this [ __ ] loser look at him he's just filled with hatred he wants to ride an elevator too haha silly nerd it's the ancient times elevators it for the rich now hear me out I kill all the bosses with the previous boss weapon I kill all the NPCs with the previous NPC weapon you know de balance don't worry I'm still not good with this weapon it was it took everything out of me I run all the way back to the bonfire just to figure out I forgot I'm invaded I give seart his armor back calmly ask one of the natives to put me out of my misery first attempt and I am already stepping over beer cans empty pizza boxes it's like an actual movie in here how the [ __ ] do you guys live like this it doesn't help that every time we hit one of the deacons they take seven damage even a backstab deals a third of their health bar I cannot kill them fast enough they keep calling me me G sometimes no no no no often times Fus his soul will leave one of the deacons bodies right as I backstab them meaning I do no damage to the actual boss it also doesn't help that I have a thrusting weapon and cannot lock on because there are 7,000 of them finally chevin shows himself and I see I do the same backstab damage to him as everyone else I did not know why I thought it would be more but I I was hoping to God nay praying to him but alas the big man never responds making me once again wonder why I ever did this in the first place really quickly I want to add that this is the runup I'm using to the deacons every time I do not think this is the quickest way there like at all this is the way I took every single time very much adding on to the pressure of fighting these godamn magic resistant Boos with a damn near Half Magic Weapon I have done two smidgens of damage to the boss and he has drained me of a quarter of my Estus below half Estus I am below half Estus on the deacons of the deep and I don't even have a fifth of their health bar gone and it's this fat [ __ ] how am I supposed to kill him hey look I upgraded the crystal Sage rap here is that going to mean anything not really I still do seven damage I was far too presumptuous with my [ __ ] talking we're actually not doing too bad if by not doing too bad you mean getting completely [ __ ] by the deacons of the deep then yes we are not doing too bad this attempt though this attempt I have finally done it I have my own Circle me and Gothard have opened a small business we're witch Hunters and our Equity is growing this threat threatens the deacons as they are used to chevin being the only entrepreneur they know and by entrepreneur he sells old windshields he takes off of cars in the junkyard I just keep telling the deacons how successful me and gothart startup is and they just keep getting more pissed off and pissed off asking what we're going to do in 25 years and it's illegal to be a straight white man simply tell them I will transition this causes some of them to explode so [ __ ] is not going great and that is really really bad because 3 2 1 now if you have eyes you're probably wondering what the [ __ ] just happened my recording corrupted and the only thing I have left is the audio one of the greatest things of all time I killed the deacons on my last sliver of Health as they killed me so please just listen to the sound I did not just do that to not have any anyone hear it hey we're in cus now the Deacon drop is kind of neat to be completely honest its heavy attack is replaced with the fact that it's a spell Catalyst it's it's not great I mean I mean I mean it's good I'm just I'm not here to cast spells so I can only hit right bumper to attack so as we oh [ __ ] oh oh God no the we prove once and for all muscles are better than bones at running touch the not deadly mysterious at all goblet in the middle of the room oh dear the consequences of my actions all right we have a straight sword this time we cannot claim move set issue on the gimmick boss uh we may not have to to worry about that though we're kind of [ __ ] him up the only way this could go wrong is if he spawned a bunch of dudes well well well well a bunch of [ __ ] dudes okay there are actually only like two dudes left Tony killed the rest of them cut me the teensiest bit of slack I've never seen that move before second verse same as the first we're doing pretty all right pretty all right indeed in fact he's not even spawning any dudes this means the fight will go as about expected over in 12 seconds and giving us a very very cool weapon and after not that much effort we actually get [ __ ] done with him I had so much pinup anger here I decided to emote I don't know why it took me three tries I scattered to put the silver serpent ring on but I am too slow my oil baren ancestors would throw me in a river if they saw that and big boy ludleth gives us two choices black serpent Flame a gay ass pyromancy that we can't even use or W's holy Blade the best [ __ ] weapon in the entire game that is a major exaggeration but it's still very very cool we're going to use it to kill pontiff Sullivan too so I'm going to put one or two upgrade levels into it I like it when the numbers go up okay while we're in ithal I put on the crystal Sage rap here in my left hand it still gives the passive effect so maybe I can get some use out of this accursed [ __ ] thing IAL slaves have an incredibly small drop chance for some blood gems and those sell for a good bit no I didn't get stuck on the geometry and die why would you think that God this place is pretty beautiful this game came out in 2016 I mean it's still ugly but you know in a Charming sense the power of Christ compels you I do the thing and get ready to not pay attention to any enemies oh boy it looks like I'll have to pay dearly for some stupid mistakes I made no no no no I never learn you know really it's the game's fault for not doing a better job at stopping me all right pontiff we'll see who has the funnier hat we are not doing great we don't deal crazy damage but he does very much I put the milk ring on to try to boost my decks and damage but I can't see myself when I'm rolling man I feel like we are spitting spit balls at him with the damage we are doing I assumed wolnir's sword would be a little bit better than this I there I heard there's a titanite scale down here I what I can't I can't hear what we're rooting around in the demon ruins for a little bit of upgrade materials the demons are simply no match for our running away skills but the grw come back from the forest to poison us once again I hope the team who designed the grw all wake up to find their dogs stuck in trees oh Undead bone Shard hey I'm f with this with hi Fair Lady You'll Never Take Me Alive Scoundrels God God not a thought behind any of those eyes quick aside I like how the giant rat is one of the only large creatures that makes your camera pan out they really do make all of the rules and I am left wondering why is the king of the storms camera like that why can I not be like the giant a rat the frogs are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking rats gay I can only see the money there is nothing else in this room only cash money I was killed by a ghost F send oh My Sweet Summer child that's a lot more damage and honestly maybe we should fish for heavy attack attacks they do some wacko damage this is not a banger this is not a banger and I know bangers I know B I am full sent straight to hell what do I do I'm going to eat my shoe I liquidate all of the useless [ __ ] out of my inventory for two whole levels well actually three and I end up putting one in Vigor and two in strength I want the bigger numbers damn it I didn't want to but we're going to have to go to IAL dungeon we need bigger numbers damn it we are hassled by several strange old men in the shadows I do not like this at all I tear them in half yay welcome to Hell actually you know what it's not really bad the jailers actually give us some racks when we kill them too we're definitely going to need those racks to level up our damage isn't suitable right now so we got to pump them numbers up give me your EST Shard I won't ask nicely again he he walked out and gave it to me yeah yeah that's what he did now this could just be the worst mistake of my life or I'll survive this I won't survive this okay it didn't it didn't even come close to going wrong oh God I didn't spend an hour of my life grinding down here getting a titanite scale from the mimic and and die to the enemy from three areas ago we get about three levels before I even feel comfortable going down to the profane Capital if I die to that gargoyle all is well I killed him you know like you can in this video game about killing monsters I ignored this guy out of habit but he drops Titanite scales I need those now our efforts give us a good bit more damage and if we can use charged Heavies again against the pontiff not only will he be stunned to high hell but sometimes on a whim they decide to do around 500 damage this is fine I need to dodge twice as many attacks but I have damn near Max stim is there a reason you hate me so much this time I do think it was a fashion issue not wearing the pyromancer gear has been seeming to give us bad luck and typically I wouldn't put any weight behind luck but it was the Goblins in the floorboards who told me to make this run in the first place so ghouls goblins and the likes of Crystal head Skull Vodka are as clear as day to me oh yeah we uh we killed pontiff it is a kind of hard choose of course we have firsthand experience with the profane great sword but the Great Sword of judgment is really really cool too but Aldrich is super weak to fire damage and not so much to Magic damage so yeah we're just going to go with the profane great sword and if it ain't broke don't fix it and [ __ ] it is in mint condition NPC fights with a breeze oh my God it does so does so much dagger yooo Boos I want my ring the boyos are not too keen on giving me my ring all this [ __ ] does is piss on the floor and terrorize The Neighborhood Cats I am doing the public a good service all right boss it's time to go to the giant kennel in the sky who the hell am I kidding you're going to hell the silver archers were not of note and that's not a funny way of saying they killed me 17 times no they didn't I like two of them shot at me though there is a silver Knight who wants the smoke wants the Heat and boys I can give him the heat oh my God oh my God though having a good weapon can't make up for being terrible at the game God The Three Stooges have been reincarnated they've chased me this far this fight goes exactly as planned our weapon AR gives us fire damage and it does like 500 damage in and of itself so just hit Aldrich with as many charged Heavies as we possibly can dealing around 1.2 th000 damage every cycle it's enough to get him to phase two within two teleports and this would typically be when the challenge started but despite being on fire completely Aldrich has little to no fire resistance in this phase at least not that I can notice I'm still doing [ __ ] 600 damage [ __ ] correction he very obviously does have fire resistance a good lot of it we just do ate kajillion uh I actually forgot what the rewards were and I hate them I already kind of made the rule that we can't use spells so life hunt life is is off the table leaving us with the Dark Moon long bow that's right we're going to kill ym with a bow and by we're going to kill yor I mean my friend's going to kill yor while I stand there and hit him with a bow and by friend I mean sew with brain damage let sun shine upon this Lord of Cinder okay so how much oh that's really not great oh that's terrible if seor dies I have no idea what we're going to do the bosses we have left all scale with primarily fire damage and yorm is pretty much immune to all forms of fire damage I mean I guess we could use Boulder heave if you think this is cheating you can make your own run with Blackjack and hookers and it'll be crazy it'll be cool better than mine but this is good enough for me because it's already hard hard enough to keep Seward [ __ ] alive with this stupid piece of [ __ ] jorm cannot feel the arrows and because of this has just been wailing on Seward for the past minute I'm keeping his attention pretty damn well except for when I don't and he goes after zood sooner than later Seward's finally able to get that last hit off thank God it's over the horrors the nightmares I'm finally done with this stupid [ __ ] gimmick bow yeah that's right but it gimmick so [ __ ] Niche and hard to utilize that I I didn't even bring it up to your Valor and my old friend yor long may the sun [Laughter] shine very very large sword uh uh uh she was like this when I showed up YMS machete is definitely not doing as much damage as I thought it would and yes I did just get hit by the slowest grab in the [ __ ] game want to know how many times I died to dancer three want to know how many times I got hit by that attack this run three h turns out the winning attempt was the one where I didn't get hit by the telegraph to grab attack I I don't know I I don't know man the ORS machete it's cool but it's not great I just there's better weapons I could be using man and it's especially and when it has war cry it's it's heavy attack is really weird though weird heavy attacks are not we still kill her we put on that ring for the money ring for bling time for more magic damage oh and and him uh there's something I got to say about him so we're all aware of that you know that internet meme of the Islam talk show where the guy calls in and asks about the schwarma falling in his mouth and has a fed me or should I continue the fast yeah yeah you see I had a moment like that I I I really don't know how I I don't have the footage for it and it might be cheating but again I am one of those people Allah has fed me I am not going to continue my fast what do I mean why do I keep bringing that up well let me show show you how the footage of the next attempt starts that's right that's a dude but again I don't respect uros Allah has fed me I will take this as a merciful gift a good omen a boon of sorts and a boon it is hawkwood appears to have worked out from the time we saw him last he's actually doing damage ah my good friend 7 health I haven't seen you since 20 minutes ago nerd slain and now now we can finally all see why I've been pumping my intelligence to 26 this entire time the moonlight great sword an incredibly funny weapon and also Dragon because dragon slayer armor this lowers my lightning resistance by by a whole hell of a lot I should not be doing this we're mid rolling but it's more appropriate retire we're going to be trying to hit this guy with as many charged Heavies as we can for our charged heavy attack shoots out a giant moon laser beam sorry less like that more like a terrablade from Terraria but the blade still has a hit box so if we hit both of them we deal Uber damage the weapon art is also kind of cool I just I don't really have the timing down I'm scared I want to be done with this run already I bought a shitload of repair powder specifically for this fight because all of our funny Moonlight abilities take durability but I don't care I just leave this sword at [ __ ] half durability and at the end of the battle both of us charge our Heavies but mine is [Music] faster after getting our new weapon we go up to the Grand archives to find the Black Hand actually not there so slight problem the black hand only spawns here after initiating Emma's cut scene for some reason the game never initiated a cut scene I'm going to I'm going to go to Aldrich and try to force it but um this could be the end of the Run Okay that seemed to fix it but that was the scariest moment of my life the idea that everything we had just done would all be thrown away because some stupid idiot didn't die in the right spot it was you this whole time chair I cannot stress enough the immense weight that has been taken off my shoulders I will make that bastard pay for creating the Rapier that only he can spin in a circle going to be picking up most of the Titanite scales in the grand archives I think we'll only need to upgrade this one more time but I want to take on the soul sender with a plus five weapon I get both a titanite scale and discomforting visions of my future I don't like this and [ __ ] you laurian is not going to take me 70 tries I fooled round a bit too much with the Iceman and you do not fool round with the Iceman listen man usually I'd say it isn't personal it very much it very much is I hate you your weapon and your sorceries with everything I can muster ooh Liz wizard pathetic gargoyle your attacks do nothing to me these gargoyles multiply in front of my very eyes what how did you do that mitosis I open the shortcut before I even deal with any of the goobers they're not worth my time I'm only here for the boss I've killed their Wizard and without her they're scared uncoordinated and I can Smite them down where they stand hit it Joe [Music] all right the twin princes are always either a free boss or one of the most difficult in the Run let's uh's see where it's going to be this time you know what it's not that bad we don't deal terrible damage I know most most of loran's moves yeah yeah I think this is going to go pretty well we can even hyper armor through some of his attacks which is nice though hyper Armour does not stop my brain from melting I know this guy's patterns really wellan Kaz this shouldn't be happening ah so it's going to be one of those runs we're not doing terrible damage and honestly we definitely have the Estus to have you know that the healing to continue to refill our health far we just don't I don't hit X whenever I get hurt I want to conserve my 14 Estus flasks what are you conserving them for this is the boss though I do like a certain thing I'm seeing we have a purely vertical move this can hurt lothric even before we kill loran again this is huge because it means we'll probably only have to drop him once or twice and we're pretty damn close to getting that twice before my brain melts again this run was going all right until I couldn't lock on to him for whatever reason and got instant killed why can't I lock on to this godamn creton I think that's what's gotten me [ __ ] [ __ ] the most is not being able to lock onto the boss correctly it just keeps snapping my camera to right the [ __ ] in front of me that is not where I want to look despite obvious shortcomings we are doing hella damage to lothric all of these attempts are really promising until the exact moment that they are not that was my fault I gave the bag away but like I had to cast the spell on that [ __ ] once more I had to accept the grind and I went to the untinted graves to kill the ravenous Crystal lizards with an extra level on our great Axe we are actually cleaving through both of these weirdos through Dr butter we are even able to get lothric to half Health before even getting lauran down once this is making things so much easier this is what I wanted we get hit a couple times but that's fine we have five EST this flasks and I just need to hit him twice please God I just need to hit him twice oh my God the nightmares missions they're over oh my God it's all over it may not seem like that much torture to you but this is only some of the footage I got there was more major [ __ ] skill issue we give the chairs their yummy doses of ashes and oh baby we're ready to take on that guy the firekeeper appears to teleport us to what appears to be the middle of Cleveland in our rush to escape that hellscape we completely forget the bonfire it wouldn't have been too much of a walk but boy would it have pissed me [Music] off here you are yeah I'm man will have that bad of a Time the soul sender is boss and we okay okay we don't to terrible damage but uh he kills us three hits I fiddle with my rings and we should be doing theoretically the best damage never mind aoid SW the soul of Cinder is Keen on showing the wildest wizard this side of the West and blows our corpse maybe we should have taken SW lot lot quicker to use the this I don't know I am kind of like 500 damage we get an in goes into a second phase maybe the extra boost in help will give us here oh dear oh dear oh [ __ ] that move will kill me it will the amount of nearly successful runs that move alone has killed I could not [ __ ] count them on my fingers each pling pling plong gives me more strength to keep going visions of me beating Gwynn's ass are flashing through my mind giving me the strength to survive this grab thankfully we do really really [ __ ] good damage or you know we could get caught by the move oh oh oh I'm alive how oh my God I thought I died that ember is the only reason we're alive right now big goat move big brain move I am the best Dark Souls 3 player of all all time to back up that statement here's me almost dying but finally with piss in our pants we slay the soul of Cinder oh my God I was so scared there was so many attempts just just right there right there with that exact amount of Health oh but you got to know I'm getting as much money as I can out of this [ __ ] and we can finally bask in the glory and praise the hollow son I guess it's time for me to reflect as I go and finish unfinished business going in had you told me that the deacons and the twin princes would have been the hardest bosses in that entire run I would have thought you were [ __ ] nuts but lo and behold each of those bosses had over an hour of footage of attempts that I looked through to put in the video there were more but after the incredible pain train that is the level one run this is a this is definitely a welcome change of pace and actually I never I never raised my Vitality this entire run so technically we have a worse equip load than the level one run and that was constantly an issue a lot of the those bosses that killed us in two hits we had to have that Lloyd Shield ring on or we would get killed in like one hit and it was mainly because we had to wear like light or no armor all right hold on I have to take the coiled sword out of Gere and put it right back in I'm killing Gund Deere with the coiled great sword um I'm also going to go kill vort with gundar's halber curse R of Greatwood with V's hammer and complete the dlc's and probably the nameless King in a secondary video this is all already the longest singleand video I've ever made and while it was definitely fun it was incredibly stressful with hey I'm learning and these videos are still funny right right they're they're funny right I'm hilarious I'm I'm a funny guy object to sanity inside I do really hope you guys enjoyed this please like And subscribe I I honestly really don't care if you do this was a really fun thing to do and I'm glad you get to watch it I will see you all in the next one and please do not forget to check out the backlogs who I took this idea from he is much better at this whole Dark Souls and YouTube thing than me and his name is also lemon so I mean maybe I shouldn't have told you about him you don't don't leave me [ __ ] it at the Y

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Published: Mon Jan 01 2024