Can I Beat Elden Ring with Only JAR CANNON?

bro [Music] he made my he made my shot miss he hit me and my [ __ ] cannon got tilted sideways amazing hello everybody today we're going to be killing all the main bosses in eldon ring using only the jar cannon uh this is probably one of the hardest runs i've done so far in alden ring there's definitely harder runs but the jar cannon is i'm pretty sure the slowest weapon in the entire game or at least one of them so yeah i hope you enjoyed the video but before we get into it i'd like to give a shout out to today's sponsor which is dolmen uh dolmen is a new sci-fi action rpg souls like that's made by massive work studio uh you know it's got everything that your typical souls game has it's got a leveling system it also has a crafting system uh similar to the monster hunter series which i i found was pretty cool and uh you know your typical bosses like like any souls game so uh if you're interested in the game check out the link in the description of the video to get the game on steam and thank you so much dolmen for sponsoring today's video and hope you enjoy the jar cannon run oh god oh all right so we need a lot of strength so we need 34 strength and 12 decks 34 strength 12 decks what class is the best um confessor could actually be decent just because i'm i'm gonna want to use flame grammy strength anyways serious sam i don't even know what that guy looks like okay let me see if i can make serious sam i'm pretty good at making character faces so you know this will be no problem it always has glasses on can i give them glasses are there glasses in this game just eye patches yeah we're getting there he looks constipated what am i making i was trying to make serious sam but i'm kind of having kind of difficult how many people have made giga chad i've also made giga chad uh okay i mean i don't know if only we could get some glasses then i feel like i feel like it would look a lot better you know but i'd say he looks he looks good enough use tattoo for glasses see is there anything i could use for glasses that would like kind of work but yes look at these beautiful glasses uh yeah i mean i guess it works you can make his eyeballs black i don't know if i can i mean i changed everything to black i don't know what else i could change that's kind of creepy god got a bit of a lazy eye what's he looking at he's looking at you chat okay all right whatever this is fine let's just go all right guys let's do this jar cannon only all remembrances surely this will be super easy and not painful at all nope current patch let's go hello youtube can i still use the dark side bug i don't know and i'm not using it this is a legit jar cannon only run i'm not gonna zip the lake of rot i might still zip lake of rock dude i think the fight that i'm most scared about in this run is like godskin duo i could technically skip god skin duo though if i really wanted to i guess yeah i don't know i feel like god's gonna do i was gonna millennia well yeah millennia is gonna be rough really rough too but all right so we're gonna go get the arrows bring up the arrow talisman after i grab the storm hill shack uh right okay so let's see we need to go into the top the tower over here has the arrow talisman i believe so we're gonna grab this real quick oh shoot can i actually okay uh this won't kill me right coming through hey dude [ __ ] off oh all right you know what that's fine that's that works too all right so i'm gonna go to margaret's tunnel so i can set up the wrong warp there is one place we can still wrong warp on current patch and it's right here so i'm gonna grab this so there's a sick new skip guys that we found uh well i didn't find it a guy on discord found it but i figured out how to do it like pretty uh consistently and yeah you can basically go you can go backwards from volcano manor to like the falling star beast so you don't have to run all the way through altus plateau it's pretty sick dude all right you know what i'm gonna kill i'm just gonna kill this guy guys we don't have we don't have the jar cannon yet so free horse where's he gone isn't the horse supposed to like despawn or something he's lost okay goodbye actually no he's not lost he's free now chad does anyone know that i'm not gonna do the glitch or at least i i don't plan on doing the glitch but if i need to i will i guess like if it seems absolutely impossible without it i'll do it but does the jar cannon glitch work on current patcher is that fixed now i actually don't know oh tauren's going to die all right torn uh yeah no it doesn't affect your damage output but it allows you to shoot like way way faster which that that's like the hardest part about the weapon right is how long it takes to fire but increases your dps it doesn't increase the actual damage of the shots but yeah your dps is obviously way higher all right third church kind of nice having splits so i kind of have an idea of where i'm going just running around aimlessly luckily we can block on our horse so that's good i guess i'm gonna go ahead and grab this grace just in case i get killed all right i'm gonna buy a dagger dagger and the seal gonna get our golden bow all right now we go cheese the cavalry you already had a seal what maybe i want a second one yeah i kind of forgot dual sealed oh [ __ ] it's not nighttime oh yeah and this is on current patch so i have to okay right i have to bait him for some reason killing him on this side is a lot harder on current patch somebody said you can still do it but i've i haven't been able to do it like i don't know why it's if you drop him off this side like the right side of the bridge from this perspective then uh he just falls like all the way down to the bottom and just starts like running around like out of bounds all right please don't kill me he just did the jump attack he's stuck on a tree dude oh [ __ ] buddy come on do the jump that's not the jump bro what he jumped on top of me and pushed me off are you kidding me doesn't feel great does it no it doesn't yarthow oh god oh hey hey hey wrong way oh come on oh i'm so [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man he why is he doing this he keeps jumping on top of me sometimes this is so easy other times it's just like awful oh there we oh oh you he was so close there we go righty good fight my controller disconnected uh shoot all right you know what we gotta we gotta make a slight detour guys i uh i kind of need i well i don't know if it really matters that much but i need to go get a sacrificial branch so i can keep my runes when i die here i should have picked up the one the other one i just wasn't really thinking about it man gotta love eldon ring setup all right now the talisman is somewhere up here i think it's i think it's right here there we go the twig every 30 minutes of your life you lose to set up miyazaki gains 30 minutes yeah he's leeching our life okay back to the riot gates yeah i don't know if this is going to be very fun haze blade but uh yeah jar i don't know jar cannon is like really really slow to shoot i'm i'm honestly a little concerned but some weapons are fun like dude uh i did great bow only and that was actually quite quite good it was it was very fun no hates blade there is actually a glitch with the jar cannon though that allows you to like fire it with a bow but i'm i'm opting not to do that glitch at least for now can you jump up this i wonder all right guys we're gonna do this insane somber seven uh strap which is called sipping [Laughter] oh god sir just coming through oh come on yeah i don't know why like it's it's funny that it's it's easier to do the [ __ ] zip glitch than it is to actually do that jump normally now i don't understand how zips work yeah i mean they might not alright we got our volcano sombers now we are gonna go to eg spend the rest of our runes oh yeah i didn't actually put rikerd in these splits i really don't know if i want to try to kill riker with the [ __ ] jar cannon dude that sounds so [ __ ] awful this might just be jar cannon minus riker yeah i guess i could do the the cat the cannon glitch on riker yeah i killed him with the flower bouquet but that wasn't too bad because you can you can buff it with frost so you have like a bleed and frost weapon well i presume that's it's not bad at all why time the run uh just because i i kind of like having a route i'm not just like running around aimlessly it's kind of nice actually knowing where i want to go all right so we're going to wrong warp to the start of volcano manor i'm gonna open this door and grab this grace just in case i actually should well it shouldn't matter but whatever we'll grab it fight the fat godskin i could come back for him later but i'm definitely not fighting him right now no thanks alright so guys pretty sick skip that was figured out over here hopefully i can do it almost almost oh come on come on i don't really have like a setup for this i mean i kind of do but there we go dude going this way is actually so nice though like one of the most annoying parts welcome home russian one about mount gelmere is climbing all those ladders so being able to do that is just so good dude oh wow he gets up fast did he just okay guys this boss is really annoying so all right he's a clap hey zero jaw ken let's go all right let's upgrade this bad boy uh back to the campsite let's go visit the ballista boy oh yeah i need to get the oh [ __ ] does this guy sell the recipe for bone bolts the [ __ ] is what is that who's who's doing that one [ __ ] okay that was kind of scary how nice he's okay uh he sells explosive uh right he sells great bolts i thought he sold two types of bolts hold on i gotta check the wiki guys all right yeah so these are okay these so we get 20 of those uh so then there's also bone ballista bolts i need to figure out where to get the oh okay it's sold from the guy near bellum church okay all right i mean this should be enough to get me through margaret at the very least and uh all right let me go let me go to bellam church and get that recipe all right uh the bone ballista bolts there you go hold on well uh my my character is already plus nine so this thing is going to shred margaret is going to get destroyed someone must extinguish thy flame hopefully he likes my jar cannon right in the face god that is slow holy [ __ ] luckily he's just taking it sir you stop attacking oh my god let me breathe dude shoot it that is so slow oh boy this is gonna be a rough chat no i knew it was this slow i mean at the start of this run i said this is probably going to be like really rough i'm gonna need to just have a lot of damage reduction so i can kind of just like tank hits more or less yeah we should get armor from godric all right headshot with the explosive grateful okay dude oh my god look at that head shot laughs [Music] so we'll return together to our home bathed in rays of cold all right god we're down see i should still have enough bolts i'm gonna go get the golden scarab i think oh [ __ ] i don't know i shouldn't have rolled just putting out stop the build up oh crap uh there's a glitch that you can use to shoot the jar cannon with a short bow but i am abstaining from using that but it is always an option if i need it i mean like this what this would be this would be very like the difficulty of this run would be like 10 times easier if i do that glitch so i'm i'm trying not to do it but if i need to i will i could use the glitch for riker i'm definitely not doing riker normally but i could i could maybe try the glitch for him not bad oh the insane cancel what bro all right not too bad maybe i maybe it's better if i like free aim it i don't know all right red wolf all right this guy is actually going to get destroyed guys all right we're gonna go kill the i'm gonna go get the the bone bell i mean luckily this ball bearing hunter isn't that strong so it should be okay i think the kaled one not that guy's [ __ ] up well i could get his armor i mean we don't need him i'm not even going to be able to wear most of this though not yet getting the lord of blood talisman will be pain no it should be okay oh [ __ ] what whoa oh my god this enemy that's fine oh shoot i could have got an extra flask oh god oh this is gonna be so bad dude [ __ ] [ __ ] i should um it'll be okay we've got we've got enough katsina is so weird [Music] yeah i mean ronaldo doesn't have that much health i'm more i'm more so concerned about phase one though i don't think you can jump shoot with the cannon but actually i guess that's worth trying i'll sweeping fresh and pure [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Music] sleep [Music] [Music] okay here we go oh yeah that's good i think we could hit her with the free aim chat oh my god you're dead oh no no no that wasn't too bad all right let's get some more health and some endurance everything's so heavy and light looking good all right oh i leveled up mind oh that's fine i actually need mind anyways whatever whoops uh okay all right we're gonna go get the ritual sword talisman it's the canon op um it's debatable laughs yeah like okay i'm i'm three shotting like a [ __ ] dungeon boss guys yeah i mean that's the thing the recovery time is like it actually shoots pretty fast which is good at least because you can you can get the shot off but a lot of the time you're going to end up tanking a hit every time you shoot which for certain bosses is going to be quite problematic which means i'm i'm probably gonna have to rely on like healing over time and i definitely need like really heavy armor just so i can actually tank attacks like i'll it i think the best bet will probably be black flame protection uh as well as just like a hat like heavy armor and the dragon crest shield talisman i just need as much physical reduction as i can get so i can kind of just face tank the royal remains armor heals you very little and it only heals you if you're below 20 health so yeah that's not really good all right i suppose we go do we're done so radon should be fine i mean we can keep our range we could actually cheese radon if we really should we cheese radon or should we fight him legit because i could just go up on the rock and shoot him in the face i think draconic tree sentinel will be easier than the gargoyles but i might be wrong about that i don't know that damage though oh he's doing it again what chill out buddy one more oh all right not too bad not too shabby you know i'm going to visit patches for the golden foul foots as well i think let's just go all in with the rune game all right uh where is radon's tower oh yeah it's the right it's the except it's here uh do i want to activate radon's rune wait do i have to kill the noble to activate it i don't think so right or the apostle all right well i'll go get it i guess is this the speedrun route no i guess i just i just made splits because i like having [Music] i like having like a a route planned even if it's just like a meme run kind of having a idea of what you're doing helps a lot yeah all right yeah slicer is amazing all right dts chat here we go down to suck oh yeah i said i wanted to go to patches all right i will i will go to patches after i uh pretty much endurance whatever now be fine yeah i'll i'll go i'll go visit patches after i kill this guy hopefully yeah i almost i almost remembered and we're don radon distracted me i love how i can interrupt that though that's so nice actually fine oh my god dude roll nice and i still can't you bastard finish him oh all right not bad right okay let's go visit patches all right time to give patches a taste of our canon all of it hey 56. bro that shield is it's a monster wait wait please i surrendered you know what i'm sick of your [ __ ] patches i hate having to quit out just so i can [ __ ] talk to you and then even if i do put out you move to volcano manor okay gold free hopefully i'm not forgetting anything i suppose i could kill this air tree for the oh jeez all right not too bad take that how heavy oh my god how much endurance do i need dude this [ __ ] is so heavy i'm like really close still not enough what does that guy give lionel's set is it's around here this isn't the way i know i think i might try to get the lord of blood's exaltation to boost my damage further i don't know i don't know if it's a good idea but i kind of want to try all right time for the super fun dungeon i love this place but yeah guys little trick here you can use the shackle to lower these uh fire things you can also use it to reveal illusory walls all right so this is the dungeon with the [ __ ] [ __ ] dogs wait oh no this is going to be suffering job oh dude this dog oh my god [ __ ] you man this is so awesome that this guy has oh oh god that was that was scary man [ __ ] i should have switched talismans whoops okay we got it how is this still heavy load what the [ __ ] dude that must be so close i mean i need one more level jesus christ man i'll grab the shield talisman i don't know if it's really gonna be necessary but now malakath will actually be pretty easy malachith is like one of the everybody always acts like malacath is going to be that so bad but he doesn't have that much health and like phase two he has a lot of opportunities phase one might be kind of annoying but still think it'll be fun he's easy with the jargan when you zip to the wall did i find a sponsor nope [Music] luckily he just walks at us [Music] does he have to slap the gun's ass because the jar cannon needs [Music] oh come on oh it needs some love yeah [Music] oh [ __ ] almost missed that all right not too shabby all right one more endurance should be enough and then yeah something like that should be fine all right we got it oh yeah can i go back to the round table hold to alter this or do i need buck do i i need i need the golden needle let's go visit the pope you turtle it's unkillable uh no you can kill him buddies you do that you're a horrible person oh my god i'm heavy now chat look what you've done [ __ ] cape weighs like three pounds i always have such a hard time finding the graces for the [ __ ] capital like it's so weird to me that they're just like in the middle of the of the grace list so i'm gonna shackle him and shoot him right in the face not bad nice [ __ ] aim character you almost got him ouch any more shackles good trade that was not a good trade okay nice [Music] he's standing there oh he missed it's going crazy he dodged oh no he touched again oh the good that was good animation cancel oh no oh not bad maybe i should have used a gold foot there share them with me your thoughts your ambitions all right dude we are looking good chad damn this cape is pretty sick though actually is elden ring my favorite souls born game now oh it's definitely up there i mean i like the other games for there's things about the like elden ring that i dislike the game isn't perfect but i mean i would say the like the open world aspect of elden ring kind of hurts the replayability in a sense like i don't i don't know it well i wouldn't i don't know if i'd say it hurts it but like the thing is when you replay the game you don't you're not gonna do a lot of like the side dungeons and stuff like doing i mean look at this like i'm at i'm at two hours and 40 minutes in right and i i still have like half the game left just just doing doing meme runs in this game takes so long just because the the world is so big that you just you have to run around so much especially when you're doing challenge runs like you really need to get all the golden seeds and all the sacred tiers and just doing doing all that stuff takes a long time it's not even that there's too much content i just i guess for me it's like i just wish that i wish that instead of getting so much side content of copy pasted bosses we got more unique bosses i guess like i i would rather instead of there being 165 bosses i would have rather had there be like a hundred and then just have like i don't know like five more main bosses or like 10 more main bosses that are like unique you know yeah i want to so the lord of blood's exaltation will work with seppuku and i can also get the white mask which will be a 30 damage boost so i figured that's probably worth going for because like if i use golden bow plus flame grammy strength plus sepuku with the white mask and the lord of bloods exaltation i'm gonna be at like this thing is gonna shred oh my god dude i've been running around for like 15 minutes uh hey buddy oh is that a mess what holy [Music] he's holding it [Music] how is he shooting faster than i am is that okay dude okay oh i didn't uh now so what hey buddy don't do that oh [ __ ] [Music] so bro stop healing [Music] that was not nice oh god oh the [ __ ] rolling attack i think people were saying he can only do the rolling attack after he's done his heal three times yeah he's got a lot of attacks actually it's it's weird too because like i think a lot of the attacks only happen after he's teleported like multiple times or healed multiple times which is kind of unfortunate because you always kill him too fast yeah he has like this attack that he like hops around on his hind legs that's pretty cool when i did my viewer run we saw like all of the attacks you're you're immune no he just missed me i was like insane hitbox oh yeah the recovery animation is fantastic all right everybody please let me oh thank god no no poison no poison oh i thought that's not good oh my god i tried to strafe behind him but i actually ran into the attack i love how you just look why are you just standing there dude we got him we got him in the bag oh all right that was really rough oh gosh wait are you kidding me that the gargoyles only give they give thirty thousand god that is so bad why do they give such a small amount that's so [ __ ] cause this fight is easy yeah so easy fair easy early game boss yeah you only need plus four crystal tears am i using uh stamina and fire attacks honestly dude there's like no i don't know there's not really any physics that are worth using for this bro [Music] he made my he made my shot miss he hit me and my [ __ ] cannon got tilted sideways [Music] amazing that was a bit easier [Music] okay we got we got the strap so so so okay it's like a [ __ ] truck man all right screaming at the ground would be easier watching the stream would also be easier all right road to the manor that guy's on like a 10-minute delay or something i become spirited it's not true there's just a lot of people that try to try to trigger me these days all right time to buff up and that okay dude holy [ __ ] the explosion though oh whew the lightning looks sick especially when it triggers in like the water all right not bad all right fire giant oh boy i am using the [ __ ] golden bow invitation what are you all about nothing too shabby honestly foot is on the tree oh oh that's not good oh that's the role oh is that what [ __ ] you i need to get rid of these suns oh my god [Music] oh god [Music] oh there we go i hit almost the [ __ ] rolls okay [Music] i guess one more all right not too shabby oh man these fights god i'm so scared of godskin duo i honestly can't i feel like gods can do i was going to kill this run i could i could do godskin duo skip though if i need to well like the thing is if i if i run out of if i run out of bolts because i die on them too much then i'm gonna have to farm i mean the thing is you have to understand sleep jars aren't even going to solve the problem even if i use sleep it's only going to get me like two shots like i'm gonna have to sleep them like 30 times i have six sleep pots that's going to do like 10 of their health i mean i could sleep one just to keep him i i guess it's better just to sleep one and then fight the other legit we're going to kill four to sex and then probably do like a restock on arrows i'm just gonna i'm just gonna put all of my my runes that i get towards arrows or great bolts oh my god yeah um [Music] i felt like i rolled that but it's okay maybe i should free him his head dude i don't know oh he hit him in the wing oh the headshot nice that's fun hey watch the johnny depp amber heard trial no i don't [ __ ] care why do people care about that because people love drama and all that [ __ ] asman is milking that trial asman literally milks everything his youtube channel is literally just react content does he even post like game like it's literally just him reacting i mean that that's that is honestly the that's the meta on twitch i mean it kind of always has been just [ __ ] react to other people's content all right guys we made it to the lake of zip why does that happen so often it's so cursed man it's so satisfying when you get this just run if i don't want to i mean i'm not even using a metronome guys whatever i'm already getting annoyed by chat so i'll just run oh god why'd i do this yeah you can get plus seven but it takes quite a bit of time to get all those shards we missed his meteors were stuck in the wall [Music] [Music] good thing he just messes with that oh [ __ ] oh the head protection [Music] so close from downtown how do you [ __ ] can you even cream this thing like where is it even i can't even tell where it's [ __ ] going alright whatever [Music] oh shoot forgot to swap the talisman all right time for moog oh [ __ ] i just realized oh god i should uh i should probably go get the the tier guys yeah i should really get that tier i think oh welcome honor the guest i'll be back sorry moog okay to the birthplace of our dentist see the thing is he doesn't actually dodge so like because i actually don't think mug i don't know we'll probably oh look at that damage dude [Music] oh yeah bro why are you still attacking me what the [ __ ] i was like he's surely going to do knee heel now no no he [ __ ] pokes me twice what the [ __ ] am i using regular bolt because it does like 10 less damage it doesn't even matter it's right oh [Music] so so smooth [Music] i really need some [ __ ] head shots dude [Music] [Music] oh my god i shoot him from like 10 miles away and it's like still not enough time [Music] team oh man [Music] [Music] i need to bait him towards the fog gate that's good was lucky that he didn't do any attack oh my god this is so oh it's just this rough don't do this [Music] he's being passive it's good [Music] need him to get that's good that's good [Music] [Music] no [Laughter] oh baby 700 000 all right godskin duo all right i'm just gonna go i'm gonna get two two more sacred tiers it honestly might not be necessary but i'm just preparing for the worst oh i could also go visit kenneth height the damage what what is this game how how did he have one health all right time to deal with this [ __ ] do i not have poise hello what the [ __ ] foreign this is so fun i am having so much fun now i got the one at moogs or i think i did didn't i anybody there i'm pretty sure i did i'd be interested in rescuing the great kenneth i will rescue you from the world of the living all right all right we got 13 plus 11 that should should be good enough i hope oh boy oh wow that damage though oh [ __ ] no i was lucky [Music] nice boom headshot [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh it still hit him he juked me he's like oh i'm going right i'm going left what [Music] attack me man what are you doing it's like he's like oh i'm going this way no i'm not [Music] that oh no no no [Music] [Music] he's gonna dodge oh my yeah okay that's funny that's really funny oh dude my my poise is actually [ __ ] me because because i have poise i can literally just tank through like six of his hits while i'm trying to [ __ ] tap my gun's butthole [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yes [Music] [Music] oh yeah all right duo down not too bad thank god you can headshot them buddy [Music] okay i don't know what the [ __ ] he's doing right now it's being crazy [Music] broad shot oh surely that fire breath won't hit me good yes [Music] [Music] um you doing oh [ __ ] so [Music] i'm inside of him yep [Music] one more [Music] all right no poise break i don't even know if this thing does poise damage to be honest all right not too bad i don't think i've staggered a single boss yet jesus dude i don't think lightning is very good against them dude this this poise is actually [ __ ] me over man i have less boys please [Music] my god i was able to roll his attack [Music] okay this is actually proving to be a little bit harder than i expected [Music] [Music] so i was lucky what the [ __ ] is happening [Music] please die to kill one that was pretty scary i was i was wrong about malacath guys mal kept was pretty scared he just does so much damage i thought i would have enough time to actually hit him but it was pretty much like never safe to hit him yeah time for the all knowing i knew you'd come to stand before the elden ring to become elden lord what a sad state of affairs i commend your spirit without us none shall take the throne queen america for us that we can't onto eternity [Music] so nice drink dude hey it's like i can't i ca i can't you can't strafe that you thought well thought i was far enough away dude all right we're getting all buffed up chad i mean aiming quickly isn't the problem [Music] okay nice nice oh god [Music] so okay nice [Music] so yeah that's right [ __ ] okay that's a good attack one more chat [ __ ] you in all right time for tree loretta i hate running through this area normally bro get these guys this guy's a [ __ ] machine dude andy and now he's dead hey listen guys this is a bit harder without the buckler okay that would have been scary but no there we go going down [Music] definitely faster yeah totally safe time doing that bro oh my god i just like [ __ ] tanked like 800 attacks and the [ __ ] poise man it's honestly better for me to just like unequip my [ __ ] armor dude oh no no god dude oh i hate that the magic doesn't like stun you it just you just sit there and you just eat it all in the [ __ ] mouth oh that's a good attack dude stop i love how i like the arrow stuns stuns loretta and then she just instantly does another [ __ ] attack dude the [ __ ] oh my god the full combo he is getting angry no no no stop stop stop oh god no of course that misses of course that [ __ ] misses please don't miss i swear to god oh my [ __ ] arrows oh my god chad i don't think i'm gonna need more than 80 bolts but we'll see nice i wonder if i could do this cheese spot okay can i just how do i do this [Music] he's just taking it dude so she's so overconfident time for the difficult part [Music] [Music] the fact that she gets knocked down actually makes it quite safe to shoot her i don't think this is going to be bad at all as long as i just play it safe [Music] i'm i'm i'm not going to be able to go for too many hits though i need her to do like very specific attacks just a little too slow like i should be able to punish this oh i'm out of oh [ __ ] i did it too early [Music] [Music] so slow and steady chat oh god oh [Music] there's like two attacks i can punish okay that was not probably one that i should have tried to punish i thought she was doing a different attack [Music] i might be able to punish that i'm not sure that one might be doable [Music] very tedious like there i could go for more punish opportunities i just don't want to get comboed out i'm just gonna play it safe i guess lightning is probably good because she's in the water [Music] oh she doesn't do the follow-up i don't know if she only does it if you attack her i feel like it's it's like an attack reaction i can probably get one on that oh my god lady please [Music] i mean like maybe you can maybe can you do like the same thing that you do in phase one is she not dodge i don't know i just feel like it's so risky oh there we go [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh no i shouldn't vote for that i could have punished that [Music] good job i'm being dumb oh what she didn't get stung from that [Music] ugh [Music] oh my god oh these [ __ ] heels man [ __ ] [Music] so so okay there we go we just gotta hit her a little bit later during that [Music] [Music] nice that's good [Music] nice nice [Music] [Music] [Music] i thought she was gonna be the good attack [Music] [Music] [Music] oh my god you're the [ __ ] other one there we go oh the delay [Music] no why do you do that oh my [ __ ] god you s [ __ ] so [Music] it's fun everything's fine everything's fine [Music] oh there we go [Music] we're almost there chad [Music] [Music] come on do the good attack [Music] yes [Music] green for the last one now i want to but i'm not doing it i'm waiting for that [ __ ] right attack i don't care oh yeah you're dead [ __ ] oh one more oh yeah extraordinary god how long was that fight that must have been like a 10 minute long fight dude oh this has been way harder than the grey bow run raipo is genuinely pretty [ __ ] good like great great bow the recovery time on the great bow is is way less than this [Music] i love just getting hit anytime i try to do anything [Music] should actually be able to get ahead here safely nope never mind it is never safe to attack with this weapon like literally dude stop my [ __ ] face and dude he's not gonna let me [ __ ] i can stop that man [ __ ] you oh god dude oh [ __ ] god this thing is so slow now i fight just lou warrior [Music] i feel like it's never gonna be safe to shoot this guy dude like it'll be safe to shoot him during this i think maybe like it's still dangerous i think honestly [Music] stop that thanks [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well we got a headshot at least another headshot it's gonna roar or [Music] this might have been greedy i don't want to get the blessing going again i think i could have got it there [Music] [Music] oh thank you for doing a slow attack that was very nice of you [Music] oh uh okay you know what hold on let me try so how do you do the glitch guys you like wait i need a short bow right i could try i'll go try to do riker but i need i'm not gonna do it legit it's not gonna be fun doing it legit i will do it with the glitch though like it is going to be so painfully slow doing it legit let's just at least try it i already know what it's gonna be like dude it's gonna be horrible left hand bow his [ __ ] that the info video doesn't really explain it the though of jar can only is for the challenge dude shut the [ __ ] up man it's [ __ ] rikered this guy's a piece of [ __ ] i've literally done it completely legit the entire time how do you do this does anybody in chat know like the the info video just says draw and then use the dark sign but that's like so oh you oh okay i see you use it when you fire it's a weird looking cannon yeah don't worry about it [Music] bro oh stop doing that attack don't worry guys we're still firing the jar cannon don't worry nice that's that's such a fun attack i love it [Music] no i didn't run out of jar cannon ammo i just don't want to do this fight with the jar cannon it's literally it's going to be like a 20 minute long fight for like even longer i don't know dude it's oh i don't i don't want to put i i hate fighting this guy without the serpent hunter it's so it's so boring yesterday i said it's fun to fight with other weapons right isn't fun to fight with other weapons is fun to fight with other weapons but like riker is just tedious because either you stand in the lava and he just like flails around i am using the cannon i am shooting the cannon with my bow don't worry about it that damage though don't worry guys i'm using the jerk note oh god one more [ __ ] you that literally that would have been i don't even want i don't even want to think about what that would have been like using the actual jar cannon listen i wasn't even planning on doing record guys i was actually just going to skip him i got it is so unfun fighting riker without like go go [ __ ] fight riker with the jar cannon yourself if you really want to you're gonna literally uninstall the game the damage is good though at least will he just let me hit him no no all right we might need to uh rethink this our strategy here there's a like one attack that i know that we can get ahead on actually i mean we can get quite a few hits but we're gonna have to trade like i can hit him there but he's gonna hit me now oh boy oh this game [Music] yes i shouldn't went for this oh i don't know if i should go for this whoa that was funky see like right there that's so [ __ ] it's it's really annoying that your your your poise can actually [ __ ] you over [Music] this fight is taking so long even if he walks at me he's just gonna deflect my shot nice [Music] huh oh that was [Music] oh dude the [ __ ] triple teleport [Music] why i oh my god okay chat oh this is so painful so what are you aiming at dude [Music] i'm against the wall oh i was like why is this not why am i not far away of course dude i shouldn't want for this actually no it's okay nice so what are you doing oh my god oh hell that was like the that was so brutal jesus all right it's over god that must have been like a it's like a 30 minute long fight i swear get me out of here oh man gg like an hour god if i died if i died there i i don't know man i would have been like i would not have wanted to do that again uh what fight was the hardest ratagon and eldon beast that was brutal dude i mean i i i was out of flasks i used i mean i played it really well i like made a few tiny mistakes but the age of the jar cannon

Channel: Distortion2

Views: 459,651

Keywords: ELDEN, RING, GREATBOW, FROM, SOFTWARE, DARK, SOULS, DEMONS, SEKIRO, miyazaki, malenia, bow, arrow, challenge, distortion2, jar, cannon

Id: 59-kFlEDMtE

Length: 169min 48sec (10188 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2022