Can 2 Idiots Beat Lies Of P?!

all right well uh here we go here we go lies of peenis okay so we have the ball gripper 9,000 on my left arm so case in the entire Adventure we have to hunt down the evil witch that turns you into a wait so I'm a cricket right I'm giving Cricket so I have to ask you the question would you shoot a puppy in the face yes okay that's that's me we literally just met you see what happens when we just met he hit me and now I got to I told you I could take on two men at once oh my God what the [ __ ] what look at bro K look at the gnome yeah we got to keep up on the L the Gnomes made the robots and the robots killed the humans why am I alive you ask ex CU I'm not a human I'm a fan booy me before if I what if you win I'll give you 20 bucks say less I do a lot for 20 bucks oh I didn't even see it was coming oh my god dude why do I have a bonus [ __ ] nobody [ __ ] with Captain Barbo [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh look we're at the [Applause] circus dude I wish my ass would get fisted like that ho look it's it's the it's the it's the Cs Festival who's that oh it's Dr Robotnik trapaholic mixtape I don't know why I said that it just felt cool damn son can I do the thing there you go [ __ ] yeah is this the wild Hunt from oh I got it I got it I got it first try let's go come here give me that ass give me that robotic ass I'm going to let these [ __ ] know to all these [ __ ] in CR to fear the F booy prove your identity who are you who are you we are totally human right right both of us yeah grand for a puppet cannot lie welcome to Hotel CR oh K describe the war on Nomes 83 years ago the Gnomes came to our land we initially offered them peace prosperity but they gave us the blue [ __ ] the blue [ __ ] we put that into our robots and they started to they they started to dance and you know everything was fine we grew as a society gnomes and humans alike hold he me out he Me Out start twak no he's going to kill robot mommy they started tweaking the Gnomes had altered them somehow and launch assault we have become mushy and weak in our ages of peace and now we are overrun the Gnomes rule us with Iron Fist just like that one oh my God I can I can shoot that at somebody reel them in fisting ass we can fish now you can call it fishing I call it fisting hey what's up mama our first our first victim our first victim what are you talking about this is the first sex scene of the game you acting real crazy what I know about this yo fboy to furry real I'm not I'm not furry I just need to I need to show people who I really am when the moon is out you see like somebody doing something racist you walk up to them be like no and then you start mewing and then they forget that racism was real oh Dam now hold on what's your problem I'm here for the old man get off like I know what you are you want to elaborate you're the devil I'm a boy you can't sneak past me he's you listen here donkey man I don't want no beef I'm thinking of a plan and that plan came straight away to me run look there's your brother [ __ ] where'd he go time it's destroyed for sure bro I got to stop playing when I have like dildos in my ass lucky [ __ ] all right you know I actually have a huge issue with like killing all my friendly NPCs hold on I'm killing her right now you can't say you kill her you can't save salair what you can't save salair if you kill her why you got to tell him that because I don't want him to make that stay why didn't you tell me woo I did oh I know you like that one I know you like that one I feel bad for my CA I feel bad for them too [ __ ] I'm about to give them back shots as well come on Puck her up that what am I doing oh my God am I real no it's Papa the [ __ ] is that it's a living vibrator oh my God it looks terrifying okay what wa why is he on all fours better close that mouth before I make you suck come here [ __ ] wait who the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is that get him oh it's over there you oh my God people usually have a hard time with that boss you know yeah but that's people I'm captain Barbo yo the rdle oh what by the morning it walks in his feet numbering Four midday two no less no more if it walks on 3T then it human wrecked fantastic inside call we got the ridd and Liza P before GTA 6 can we talk about that what the what the [ __ ] stop it Harold scales off like scaling start from the what the admirers seem to follow me everywhere admirers it's a fox lady oh my God hear me out hear me out hear me out when did you learn to tie when did I learn to tie my shoes well just tie but yeah tie your shoes damn that was like one I think like in third grade sooner than me it's took me till fifth grade to figure it out were you like a strap on kid no wait hold on wait what no wait no no n don't say you were the one that said yes you were the one that said yes the alarm that is my alarm sound effect dead ass is a [ __ ] iPhone alarm bro yes I wake up to this oh look at this this looks pretty nice not a boss room at all what the [ __ ] is that Wall-E is that you I don't want to fight [ __ ] Wall-E uh-oh seems Wally's got an upgrade oh that was his dick they totally could have made this [ __ ] get C no don't point that [ __ ] at me don't point that [ __ ] at me no stop it the fourth wall no fake K get up oh my god dude oh for [ __ ] for [ __ ] sake no no no no no no no I'm good I'm good I'm good how did y mother yeah for [ __ ] sake I always believed in you eliminated did we always get that animation when we kill a b you [ __ ] you doubted me the entire [ __ ] time dude I like I'm I'm upset dude I ordered a book on how to scam people and it's still not here bro I ordered that [ __ ] five months ago wait a minute [ __ ] you and everybody that lives in your house [ __ ] are you going to do the Invincible it's not important no no no no yeah ugly [ __ ] [ __ ] you and your [ __ ] Pocket [ __ ] of a head okay okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] man I thought I was actually going to fall I want your love and I want your who the [ __ ] is this talk to him oh my God it's a furry oh my and he looks like a cool one I always wanted to be friends with a cool furry not the ones that stink oh oh right right that that thing hey buddy oh you have like seven eyes I can't count wait was it actually seven no it was seven [ __ ] yeah are you going to do something bud I I can't reach him oh okay never mind he okay what is that oh my God this is gross oh hold on bro about to get freaky I want your love and I want he's right here he's right here got it I got it [ __ ] yeah oh my God this is it oh my God if I wasn't horny before I am now oh my gosh imagine the head that is a Las I died cuz you sat on me oh my God I learned anything from ID is that if you die four times to a boss leave it for tomorrow ready up hey fortnite all right you guys ready they a ready for this one [Music] F what are you hitting you get the Fric [ __ ] oh damn he's ballsier than me no no no I needed more man if there's one thing that I don't understand in this world is why we don't all just take steroids I got to do some call outs for my boy um in your ass in your ass on your right on your right uh he's coming in he's coming in dude I'm just so slow why could it be like blo no I can't see I can't see he's so thick I can't see what is that what is that what in the what in what in the [ __ ] is that what is that this crack addict of a boss you know what honestly I uh you can do it give me a second let me just let me just I'll be right back I'm not missing this not for the world not for the world I'm not missing this I believe I I think you should back up this it it when you go to hell tell him Barbo senta what the [ __ ] my autism it's in all of them I cannot leave the fact that this is like my spectacle of autism each one a different version of the spectrum all of them going to the Tower of the dims and with this machine I will make the world artistic the [ __ ] is that no I liar look at all these [ __ ] cucks y'all think I've never been on the receiving end of a gang bang before just watch no knock him out you [ __ ] get back here just watch your video of the rock not the [ __ ] moment G it gotta oh my I was locked in until I heard I'm watching a video of Brock no I'm the rock oh my God K there's three of them K there's three of them why is there three of them three of them there's three of them oh they're all talking me at once they're all talking me at once okay I should have thought this through is this what it takes huh you poor humus to [ __ ] chase me Po I believe in you I [ __ ] I [ __ ] I blocked blocked I blocked dude oh my god there you go [Music] Lord I used it did you me is it great get over here turn that booty hole around turn that booty hole around what the try hard what the stop it stop it stop it no okay everybody K died we have uh two new co host we have Gabe the babe sherite the Pooky bear thought it was just going to stop [Music] that oh I can't lose when you sing that song bro [Music] it's been a while since I've put anyone's six feet under movement in this game sucks balls I'm going to be the one to say it well I mean not really playing the game how it was intended not playing the game how it was intended [ __ ] how it was intended I'm going to do things my own way come on woo come on buddy let's go where the rest of you at the [ __ ] is that is that a B white lady you are oh oh my wait hold on would you like to sing for me like your friends oh yes yes yes it's so romantic it's like our first date come here she just [ __ ] P me was this [ __ ] like mandatory I would do it there you go oh my god get away from me you white demon you stole my from me rotten puppets [ __ ] what do you mean me I didn't do [ __ ] yeah you've been hit by you've been struck by smoo criminal oh I was doing so well and then you started singing you started singing KAS it's such a shame we could have been something we could have been great could have been great together now I am the white Warrior that didn't sound too good I'm not going to lie bro a [ __ ] funny bro why you laughing bro oh oh my God what what the No No when you going to tell me that there were spider mommies hold on what the [ __ ] why they like that are we at to play wait a second is that me over there oh that's that's father okay okay wait oh oh my God oh my God why are they showing this live no oh it takes me back bro got that Arch oh my oh hit that CH again [Applause] hey oh it's not a puppet Queen it's a puppet King me [ __ ] nobody can act out my fantasies oh God why is he crying is he like fake crying I don't understand what are you doing no no no yes English brother English come on there you go [ __ ] we did it he was a fake no no no no no there can only be one fat boy here and that is me hello it's a Bionicle I think my ass ites oh God K we're getting cooked mhm what the [ __ ] he's a stripper there you go no no no fight back [ __ ] fight back fight back fight [Music] back bombs away bombs away oh my God oh my God oh my God pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it oh my God oh my God Among Us oh my God Among Us oh my oh my God oh my dud oh God no [ __ ] me oh my God oh my God I'm going to nuddle over that painting oh my god oh [ __ ] no my oh my God this is going to be the best fight of my life the champion I bet you has freckles in his booty hole oh [Applause] my oh [ __ ] nice there's a second phase oh wait oh oh God oh my he's literally P where the [ __ ] is Batman I have to tell you the truth K mhm there's a reason why me and Batman are never in the same room all right little BR I'm Batman don't you ever [ __ ] call me little bro there you go o using my own autism to defeat me is not going to work excuse you oh somebody killed him who the [ __ ] was that who is that that guy looks cool wait why do you look like the fan booy that we fought like two seconds ago who's this why are you clapping all who are you who is your name speak you cck instead of smiling at me weird oh my God I didn't realize we were we're in [ __ ] Vietnam which is like what the what the [ __ ] is going on watch out this is num who is that supposed to be get brutally molested by they hate you shut up I know don't don't add fuel to their pain oh my god look look look at him behind me oh my God there's sobody behind me now hey fellas that's not R what the I have no more heals what the [ __ ] is that what is that honestly the R34 will go crazy dude oh my God it has a demon Arch you saw that [ __ ] e put that ass down I'm going to suck the eyeballs no wait come back here bro oh my um what is it doing what is it doing oh my God the back shot you see fellas and ladies don't let a [ __ ] manipulate you cuz this what's going to happen to you if you do this that thing went through every hole in its body I want it that's what I'm talking about Baby Woo that's it it's over can I oh my god [ __ ] that's right I don't want to die die I just wanted a full belly that's not so wrong shut the [ __ ] up you poor [ __ ] you need to leave oh we're we're literally back at the beginning of the game all right you [ __ ] come here no no to melenia melenia Millenia Millenia Millenia no I got too gritty I got too gritty I hit the gritty I HTE the [ __ ] gritty oh my God oh my God no no man [ __ ] bro no can I [ __ ] B what is this boss like is this a side boss no please please please it's my second day in London anger I'm angry the Brotherhood I bet their their brother's [ __ ] in there not that he's [ __ ] in there but like that he's in there what's up [ __ ] what y'all going to do death has come for you death comes to many things but probably not me come on come on come on oh my God never give up never back down Never back down yeah I'm sorry I couldn't guess the autism wave oh my God all right buddy just you and me now you ugly [ __ ] oh there you go there you go I got it Dory dor who the [ __ ] is dor why did you make me say dor how the [ __ ] do Sophia get over here we're like in a Barren Wasteland right now the Sophia at the hotel isn't really me okay what my real self you know what I think I'm done the upper she talks too much and K you're moaning way too much cut scene [Applause] you can't make that [ __ ] up bro you cannot who is Bros op honestly yo look at that demon AR D 5 minutes in a room alone you me right now whoa hey hey hey must to be the one that wor in you I hang myself like a in my head in my head do you have dogs you've asked me this question already Yes I Do Is it a boy dog I have a girl dog and a boy dog okay so do you ever just be chilling and then the boy dog just comes over and ruins the moment cuz he pulls out his little red wiener no now K mhm lend me your power one last time actually um it's not the last time but okay shut the [ __ ] up y I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie that was a that was a woman the whole time a I see the Fe Boy versus the masculine woman here at the tism tower the Tomboy versus the F booy yes our battle will be legendary hold on I have to beat my meat wait oh damn K where you pull that [ __ ] from my oh I'm sorry what the actual [ __ ] is that what's your name relaxation yeah you be Laing Asia I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm saying anymore no yeah yes right [ __ ] how you like me now huh f booy up oh my God she has a penis who the [ __ ] yo I'm not going to lie I don't know if I want to kill her or be horn oh she got her ass out dude she's a tall mommy dude I don't know if I have the strength to do this to beat melenia yeah but melenia wasn't buff also she was running I walked out of the fight with herpes for years worship therus dude dude dude I'm just give me a chance yeah this is one of those bosses I don't mind playing over and over again you know what I dedicate this fight to my f boys yeah AR of God I don't care how many times I have to keep coming home here you're coming home with me lady and you're going to like it she is so [ __ ] bad get some help what okay she is The Flash no damn it all right you listen here and you listen here well die wait me with a slap of my wrist and the suck of his dick we will win this fight what what are you doing can you can you make can your attacks make sense no she's moving more than I've ever how did I die how did I die huh oh my God I can smell her ass oh she lost her marbles she lost it that's how I like them that's how I like that's how I like them [ __ ] this one goes for all of the shell is you're mine open it up open it up Bust It Out bust it out I'm taking you to dinner we're going to Applebees she killed herself after that one oh my God she's been gutted out did I just kill her mhm all right I don't give a [ __ ] can you die thank you you know what I realized what you've not found the witch yet oh yeah or the gome Army the two things the two most important things we needed to find hello uh hey buddy dude I know the perfect solution for your skin routine so what you're going to want to do is you're going to need another partner and what you're going to need to do is you're going to stroke that what is he doing oh he doesn't have an arm of course the last boss is a crippled I was about to give you a secret to making your skin clear but you know what I'm about to do it by choice I'm going have to nut in your face I'll be honest with you Chief I haven't been paying attention to the story the entire game and I'm not going to lie you just look like one big [ __ ] freak this is the so-call last boss look at him he's stupid dude look at those legs oh my God look at those toes look at those I swear to God I would put my tongue through every individual toe I would have sucked the crust out the little the little [ __ ] goo you know what I'm talking about the [ __ ] that looks like P between brother okay so when I started talking about the man's toes and how I would stuck in between um the video for some reason stopped recording I haven't been more disappointed since the time I caught bro masturbating to [ __ ] nugget porn it was not great it was not great who is bro I don't want to say it I to say it it was me no I'm playing or am I so so you see those mouths like aide of the body you think anybody just goes up to him and just like uses that mouth like just just [ __ ] the mouse behind his back do you think he could control the teeth like if you wanted to bite down on it get some help the head looks like a [ __ ] and I'm not even trying to make keep making like dick jokes it just we've been caught in a domain expansion Mr Madness Mr Madness M Mr Simon anus what the [ __ ] okay seriously what in the [ __ ] Kingdom [ __ ] oh my God I I hate the dodging this game bro no no no no no no no you see we're struggling on this boss right right uhhm the reason is is cuz we first encountered this boss today mhm meaning tomorrow when I hop on on my third try specifically M we will beat the boss mhm you know how I know this the definition of insanity no that's because every single [ __ ] time in this game we got stuck on a boss I can't beat him the next day the very next day I beat him on my third try mhm oh my God no no no no no oh I forgot I have a healing no if you hit me your maidens [ __ ] what oh oh come on come on come on come on [Music] baby come on let go I told you edging was meta I don't know what I should be staring at your bottom head or your top head that h ly does not sound right either give him your heart hell no always looks after his children can you look me in the face what are you staring at oh I'm sorry Father what were you saying I didn't hear a word you said why staring at me like that no the rain of the F boy will not be over disappointed in you how dare you this is who I am myself what the [ __ ] oh my God he [ __ ] the puppet oh oh wait what is that his dead son actually might be that is oh my God this is terrible what is his weapon is like half a scissor I'm so confused right now what dude this is terrify okay come on come on absent father let's go [ __ ] let's go [ __ ] no I'll get cocky all right [ __ ] this guy you [ __ ] [ __ ] we did the the the samurai thing I should have cut his balls off did I win um excuse me what the actual [ __ ] what K what is going on I don't know he should be dead K he should be dead the witch damn it nothing more power oh my keeps this thing alive ke why don't you have a phase too me I'm very simple why don't you like split your weapon in two and then do quintuple back flips and the air Miyazaki knew I'd be too powerful when he made me dude he does like the anime thing where his like eye glows why am I fighting a [ __ ] from a tackle Titan and he's still ping to the camera [ __ ] this guy what the [ __ ] did he just heal yeah we did at the same time that kind of like we're fighting us son but like an evil version of us that is literally what is happening is this a Marvel movie oh no wait wait what what your mouth you don't have a mouth oh my God I forgot to dodge forward in that I am so focus on myself right [Music] now the captain you guys seeing inity is what you fake domain expansion reverse assclap technique with this technique I'll be able to summon the real one from whatever Ben Venture he might be on is this truly the future you wanted why why are you staring at me like that why am I even here I thought I died I was fighting some Samurai guy than I just met you K who the [ __ ] do you got me f where's k k I didn't K oh my okay whatever you think was your son is not your son anymore this is creepy what the [ __ ] happened to your son this is the [ __ ] I'm supposed to kill where the [ __ ] is K let's go oh my God oh my wo wo damn it come on there you go for [ __ ] sake come on bring It you little [ __ ] yeah huh huh my ball is intact [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] this [ __ ] boss make me break my [ __ ] desk no come on no [ __ ] no come on Dodge [ __ ] man Dodge no come on move move [ __ ] you parried it move come on you're mine let's go [ __ ] you [ __ ] that's right let's go oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's still in the air hello what what's stopping you you [ __ ] oh papa where you I'm so conflicted going to destroy Carlos heart I don't uh is he okay [ __ ] this guy now you're a donut [ __ ] holy [ __ ] do I I hate that [ __ ] guy was it really worth trying to kill me just to get yourself killed okay now he's dead I no you're just useless puppet [ __ ] you was that your last words that's got to be racist B

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Length: 33min 59sec (2039 seconds)

Published: Sat May 04 2024