Burns and Allen - Classic Scenes #6 - Gracie applies for a driver's license [clip].mpg

Mr Burns yes I'm Mr Hartness I'd like to talk to you about getting a driver's license oh I'm afraid I can't help you I'm having trouble getting one for myself no no honey he didn't mean that what he meant I believe I can tell her what I mean this is Burns I've been going over this test never in the 16 years I've been here have I seen anything like it thank you now when you wrote these answers you obviously had something in mind I'd like to find out what it was all right isn't he nice PL take this question for instance have you had a driver's license before how long well it's about this long if it'sit right in my wallet no I the gentleman means how long have you had your driver's license is your name Mrs Burns no then kindly let Mrs Burns do her own talking all right I will when you need my help I'll be in a blue car in the parking lot good luck honey BL isn't really mad at you oh she wouldn't have called you honey may we get on with this right now if you've had a license before you must know something about the California traffic laws well of course all right then how do you explain this answer the question is when a motorist drives up to an intersection where a pedestrian is crossing who has the right of way your answer was an ambulance an ambulance the one that comes to pick up The Pedestrian pardon me I'll be right back say Joe you couldn't get a ticket for the fights tonight yeah switch places with me and I'll give you mine I talked to her when she filled out her application Mrs is Burns let's try the eye test that doesn't require any thinking all right but why don't you like to think I don't know please put this little white card over your eye all right now concentrate on this chart you got one eye closed yes all right what do you see the little white card no no I mean what do you see with the other ey oh nothing that's the one I have closed all right Mrs Burns with both eyes open can you read the top line on that chart sure I can read all the line but I can't pronounce the word the only thing that makes any sense to me is that little line at the bottom Union printing company what do you know it does say that sure come on let's get on with the test Mrs Burns if I issue you a driver's license that never has to be renewed as long as you live will you promise not to tell anyone where you got it oh I wouldn't want you to do that you might get in trouble I'll just go on using this one but thanks anyway Mrs is Burns you already have a driver's license and you're applying for another one well I want one for my other person I don't have to keep changing them Joe she finally left

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Keywords: Episodes (TV Program), Comedy (TV Genre), The George Burns And Gracie Allen Show (TV Program), Comedy (Theater Genre), Gracie Allen (Film Actor), George Burns (Film Actor), George Burns, Gracie Allen, Burns and Allen, The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show, Comedy, Clip, George Burns (Author), Gracie Allen (Hall Of Fame Inductee), Bea Benadaret

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Length: 4min 16sec (256 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 22 2015